Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 2,908,930 members, 7,015,567 topics. Date: Saturday, 13 August 2022 at 07:03 PM

Austinoiz's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Austinoiz's Profile / Austinoiz's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 58 pages)

Religion / Re: 7 Bible Verses For Overcoming Poverty by Austinoiz(m): 8:48am On Oct 31, 2021
These overzealous Christians of today who hide their laziness in the bible make us wonder if it's dictionary we've been reading as bible all along.
You are left wondering if those rich people who don't read the bible or are not Christians got their money from the devil.

You people should work and pray oh.


Politics / Re: SSS Providing Medical Care To Nnamdi Kanu, Lawyer Says After Meeting Him by Austinoiz(m): 8:29pm On Aug 02, 2021
If anything happen to MNK, aboki and their cows go surely collect

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Ayo Animashaun Wants P'square To Reconcile by Austinoiz(m): 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2021

These are two different contexts.

Plantashun Boiz broke up because one saw himself as the main deal and felt he would thrive better without the deadweight of the other two.
The other two felt shortchanged, used, abused and bad blood came up.

PSquare broke up because one brother refused to heed to parental advice and was manipulated by a vaginarian into accepting that family does not necessarily mean blood relatives.

The only similarity between the two cases is that both major actors were deceived into thinking that without them, the other team members will wither and die.
It turned out almost true for Tuface but the opposite occurred with Peter.

If KingRudy is a Ferrari, Peter is an 03 Corrolla with an overheating problem.

NwaAmaIkpe in the building.....
Good to hear from you again, boss!
Sports / Re: Jadon Sancho Completes £73m Switch To Manchester United From Borussia Dortmund by Austinoiz(m): 2:29pm On Jul 23, 2021
Fine boy no allow this one shine for I-get-am-before FC.
See ear ring and girls-I-am-here-for-you swags em dey throw.
With him and Greenporn in the team, Manchester girls go hear am.
Family / Re: The Story Of James Mwaura, Kenyan Man Who Returned Home After 47 Years by Austinoiz(m): 11:53am On Jul 23, 2021
Went to buy and came back with Children. Free me abeg, baba follow kpekus japa. One Congo woman go don chain em preek
Religion / Re: Do Born Again Christians Need Deliverance? by Austinoiz(m): 9:55am On Apr 11, 2021
The word BORN AGAIN has been erroneously misinterpreted to mean virtuous attributes, hence the confusion!

A born again Christian is saved already so he needs no deliverance, they don't see the world as anything therefore they're ever focused on accomplishing their ministry so that they can go to their homes prepared for them in heaven.

Nothing shakes their faith not even threats of death because they're already prepared to go home (Heaven) but most so called born again are scared to die therefore ordinary dying even seem like evil to such ones whereas the real born again see death as a home call! smiley

God bless you for this wisdom
Religion / Re: My Experience As A Pastor by Austinoiz(m): 9:48am On Apr 11, 2021
Every physical problems have a spiritual root....while you try to minister to their physical needs, pray to HIM that breaks yoke to break the yoke of poverty among your flock....

Never use physical eye to look at any issue for man is a spirit and the spiritual controls the physical

Oga/Madam spirituality, shebi your inability to read and pass with good grades na spiritual problem ni.
Your inability to marry when u dreamt is a spiritual.
Your partner breaks your heart, na spiritual problem.
You insult someone and blame it on your spiritual self.

Enyi a, stop being a clown. U see what bad influence from a lying pastor has done to you'd psyche.
Romance / Re: 3 Signs That He Is After Your Body by Austinoiz(m): 2:50pm On Nov 14, 2020
Nonsense and iberiberism! U forgot to write 3 reasons why she after guy's money or even the usual 3k urgently
Celebrities / Re: Ozo Visits Senator Ike Ekweremadu (Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 7:29pm On Oct 09, 2020
This useless simp, you guys should stop posting his pic he is a disgrace to men

The way you reason shows that the last man in your family is your daddy.
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode Reacts To Suspension Of Fayemi From APC by Austinoiz(m): 3:15pm On Sep 25, 2020
Afonjas fighting themselves because of 2023. At the end of the day, both camps would still be on the loosing side of things in APChit
Health / Re: 9-Year-Old Girl Dies After Her Mum Applied Sniper On Her Lice-Infested Hair by Austinoiz(m): 12:50pm On Sep 04, 2020
Women can give in to ignorance like say tomorrow no dey.
Why didn't she tell her husband or consult widely before being stupid.

1 Like

Religion / Re: Oyedepo: I Will Lay Bare Hands On COVID-19 Patients by Austinoiz(m): 2:09pm On Aug 31, 2020
At the slightest sight of a microphone, this man looses it...he starts blabbing!
World liberator indeed! Assistance Gabriel Jesus!!
Religion / Re: Oyedepo: I Will Lay Bare Hands On COVID-19 Patients by Austinoiz(m): 2:07pm On Aug 31, 2020
Covid 19 can't dwell in the life of a true child of God
No weapon formed against us shall prosper, Bible says.
Many sicknesses are weapons from the kingdom of darkness

Yes, no weapon fashioned against you shall prosper BUT every living being is a witch/wizard to you.
Every old man or woman around u is against your proved.
Every wall gecko,lizard, rat or whatever that passes around your abode is sent to torment you.
If you see a broom stick that feel from your broom bunch, it is jazz dropped by your neighbours.
Every village person is a potential dead man killed by your imaginary holy ghost fire
You fear your colleagues and suspects anything YET
No weapon fashioned against you shall prosper....E see you! Mettchewww!!!!!!

1 Like

Romance / Re: Man Rolling On Owerri Mud Water To Propose To A Girl by Austinoiz(m): 9:08am On Aug 30, 2020
I never know that we still have idiots as men. ..you can't see such guys in Douglas,Royce or MCC roads ....


Your wisdom deserves one bottle of Hero. For Douglas, na we dey obtain them.... No oshofree fit obtain us. They never born em papa well.
Politics / Re: There Is A Plot To Replace Secondus With Bode George - South West PDP Chairmen by Austinoiz(m): 1:00pm On Jun 26, 2020
Brown teeth people will continue be whom they are...sophisticated alarmists!

1 Like 1 Share

Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Speaks On Succession Of Living Faith Church by Austinoiz(m): 12:06pm On Jun 12, 2020

Nothing is wrong with that . It's an issue of loyalty to the vision . Aaron the high priest was moses elder brother .

Miriam the prophetess was moses elder sister

When Aaron died ,his son was chosen to be high priest. Because he was already serving with him .

But moses son was not serving with him . Rather joshua was serving moses. So Joshua took over from moses .

James jesus brother took over the from jesus.

It's an issue of loyalty. Its rather safe if if there is a willing heart to serve in the family than a stranger.

Your weed is very strong. James, Jesus brother indeed! Prophetess Miriam indeed!
Religion / Re: Chris Okotie: Social Distancing In Church Is Like Blasphemous Infidelity by Austinoiz(m): 10:05pm On May 31, 2020
This one...e be like say em weed son finish. See his social distance hairs like a kwashiorkor patient's hairs


Celebrities / Re: Erigga Shares Pictures Of His New House by Austinoiz(m): 6:56pm On May 23, 2020
Erigga my gee till 11pm. U be man wet sabi. It ryhmes dey burst ma Dada anytime any day.


Health / Re: 2 COVID-19 Patients Discharged In Imo Today by Austinoiz(m): 7:49pm On May 16, 2020
Ótu ócha!!! Our unknown malaria patients have been discharged
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Donates ALL Its 425 Hospitals As COVID-19 Isolation Centres by Austinoiz(m): 11:24pm On May 14, 2020

You're a fool. Go and study Church history.

Young man, stop spreading your ignorance on public yard hanger. Be mannered for once!
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Donates ALL Its 425 Hospitals As COVID-19 Isolation Centres by Austinoiz(m): 6:23pm On May 12, 2020
Bro this is what weak Christianity all the churches are true we are one that is Jesus base on your faith not your church
Proud to be Christian

See, stop being hypocritic, there is nothing one between Catholics and Protestants. Illegality and dissidence can't suddenly be legalized on the guise of being one.
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Donates ALL Its 425 Hospitals As COVID-19 Isolation Centres by Austinoiz(m): 6:20pm On May 12, 2020

Don't manifest ignorance in the public space. Just be proud you're a Catholic but to say Catholic church is the first church, you're further from the truth. Go and do your research and keep the findings to yourself.

Can you kindly tell us the name of the first Church since it's not Catholic.
I actually don't know why glaring truth irritate children of hate like you.
Health / Re: Raymond Dokpesi Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Austinoiz(m): 7:56pm On Apr 27, 2020
Take him to my pastor...

Your pastor abi god is sick. Let him near isolation centre nah
Education / Re: Edo University Begins Second Semester Online by Austinoiz(m): 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2020
These ones their website dey crash pass NEPA light. Imagine lie wey Lai Mohammed no fit tell
Health / Re: Kano To Rely On ‘Verbal’ Autopsy For Mysterious Deaths by Austinoiz(m): 12:26pm On Apr 27, 2020
Gandollar and his league of babariga boys are now admitting their losses.
Ndi ara Ndi ara

1 Like

Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Austinoiz(m): 10:42pm On Apr 26, 2020
If there's one man of God I know is gifted, it's apostle Suleiman

One of his akpa amus spotted.
Politics / Re: Lockdown: Osagie Ehanire, Chikwe Ihekweazu Meet Buhari (Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 10:06pm On Apr 26, 2020
Jubrin El Sudani looking all lost and dry. Seems confused on what his next audio message will look like

2 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force Distributes Food Items To Mark Its 56th Anniversary by Austinoiz(m): 10:26am On Apr 25, 2020
Everything goes to the Almajiris...the only Nigerians recognized by Bubu's FG.
Afonjas...the political stooges of this administration, abeg where una own share dey?


Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus And Her Daughters, Isabel & Angelica Cover ADIVA MAGAZINE by Austinoiz(m): 6:46pm On Apr 24, 2020
Guys go finish Joy soap with the cover of this magazine, Iswearugad
Health / Re: FG Shuts Down Med Contour Plastic Surgery Facility After Botched Surgery (photos by Austinoiz(m): 11:28am On Apr 18, 2020
Shake what your doctor gave you

Med oo.

1 Like

Health / Re: COVID-19: I Am Not Positive - Susan Idoko-Okpe, Benue Index Case Cries Out by Austinoiz(m): 3:15pm On Mar 30, 2020
Sorry but I don't believe this tale

1.The source is from Facebook

2.It isn't from the index case's facebook page , but from another page.

3. Let's assume the story is true...then it is possible the woman is in denial, and thinks she doesn't have the disease. It is also possible that she does not want to be stigmatized. (see why we don't like it when people tell the name of a sick patient with covid)

4.People don't like staying in hospital...and being in isolation can be psychologically taxing . Assuming the story is true, that is.


Infact, assuming the story is true, I believe the woman is in denial. And matters were not helped when the state governor also mentioned her name because that opens her up to a) stigmatization b) being accused of being a 'false flag person' by conspiracy theorists.

Also, she appears to be recovering...even then, standard protocol is that she should isolate for a further 2 weeks.

Lastly, staying in hospital can be psychologically taxing. As anyone can tell you. She is probably fed up with the isolation.

Blaming the state government for manufacturing a case to use for looting is not helpful.

I hate it when people are economical with the truth. Be bold and sa your mind, man. Quit this petty diplomatism.
Politics / Re: Governor AbdulRazaq Donates 10-Month Salary To Fight Coronavirus In Kwara by Austinoiz(m): 1:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
Bros, your salary no pass #950k/month and na you dey pay yourself. So, las las, the total wey be #9.5m go still fall inside your pocket.
Comot biko, mek I see front.... Attention-seeker, governing a failed state.

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 58 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2022 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 142
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.