Lizlee:


You have a point.

2point...

inoki247:



His pattern of song sef dey sound laik Shank...

we no even know where Shank carry himself go..

mAh G u still remember ShankSayDat him don relocate to yankee ASAP...

duro4chang:
E no go be.

Bros e Don Be....

Kosoco:
Cullinan wey high school boys dey take go school dis one dey wan use pepper his kinsmen..... Oya mek una start.... Lol cruise forum.

Guy u no well Ajé.. do u know what it means to buy RR culinan... Make i assume u no know wetin u dey talk...

PCSI:
Hope say na true love....

Because boys no dey smile at all....

Cashapp loading

No be lie mAh Gee

Mikehot:
A councilor getting official car, that's waste o


Kudos to her, look at what just a car worth can do in project

Brov its d same here in badagry LG Lagos state, all councilor received Corolla sport as official car. So kudos to her again

southsouthking:
I known he's not an extrimist or a terrorist, but could you please change that Arabic writing in the Nigeria army coat of arm to an English inscription, since we were colonised by the British?
That's my own personal problem.

.

Including d 1 on our currency...

lilije:


We are just getting to know each other and he visits me often. I have not met with any of his friends before except one and it's by accident.

Babe buh u funny frfr, pesin whey u no sabii wella una don dey date... belike u no like yaself

Rhodaogunpeju:





Ladies don't drink these any more.. they prefer to sleep with fraudsters and use the iphone 12 instead of hustllin to go to schooi

And u are 1 of em if not how's it a biniz of urs what other ladies do with their lives...gtfoh

BigDick70inch:
I got banned for chiyking/toasting/wooing a female moderator........

Now am back

Btw

dah 1 nah yo probs why u dey tell us abii nah we send u??

Xenry:
When I realized that money is what wears the face of true love nowadays, I started chasing money instead.

Wise talk fam... Bigger u i pray

Blackfire:
this life seff

This life is beautiful my brother..

naptu2:


https://www.thecable.ng/pantami-threatens-legal-action-over-reported-link-with-insurgents-demands-public-apology

Pantami if u get mind and ur liver strong go sue america whey first cast u say u be terrorist.. Fck bwoy pantami...gtfoh devuls advocate

dre11:



https://thenationonlineng.net/pantami-verify-your-sims-using-nin-or-else/

i needa reach for my Key Glock ASAP make i smoke dis muh4kin opps... Fck u isa pantami u r a joker frfr.

naijapage:
Actress, Juliet Ibrahim, showed off her killer curves in a sexy yellow swimsuit. She shared photos of herself rocking the swimwear on her IG page.

See more photos below.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CNiN2jLj18r/

Icebergslim won kill this One that year...old meat gtfoh slutty ass Biatch

sojayy:
Must be sweet in d middle...... whats d guy's name that squeezes her yansh like agege bread that year

u mean American based nigerian rapper Icebergslim??

robosky02:
Ahmed Musa in shock move to Kano Pillars after failing to find foreign club



https://dailypost.ng/2021/04/12/ahmed-musa-in-shock-move-to-kano-pillars-after-failing-to-find-foreign-club/

I see him getting an appointment from either d club or State governor... Goodluck to him tho

Mynd44:
https://twitter.com/toluogunlesi/status/1381336367041548299

We MOve

RealEzee:
blessed week Padi

Wish u same brozay.

Hugomexis:
During the week,I made a visit to my bank to handle some little technicalities as regards my dollar account.

I got in,chatted with the the customer care agent for a while before he directed me to the person who could help rectify the issue.

I went into the office to behold a female banker behind the desk.Her facial features wasn't so prominent as she had a mask on.

'welcome.Good afternoon',she said as she saw me.

'Thank you.Good afternoon.I'm Hugomexis.I have an issue I would like you to solve'.

As she was helping me rectify the issue,she pulled down her mask under her jaw.She said it slightly obstructed her breathing.My God she was so pretty with bright,piercing eyes and finely shaped lips.

As I was still admiring her,news report about Davido and his shenanigans came up from the TV in her office.They were dissecting his matter on one TVC entertainment show .

I was watching it when she casually quipped in

'I hope you're not irresponsible like him'.

I laughed and asked her how.She said it's only an irresponsible man that will go about impregnating different women.

I assured her I was responsible.In fact,I don't have time for such.we chatted for some time on different other issues.I found her quite versatile as she had something tangible to say on each topic we discussed.

When she was done rectifying my issue,I told her it'd be nice to see her some other time,away from her working hours of course.I asked for her number.To my surprise,she wrote it down on a sheet of paper and passed it to me.I picked it up,dialled her number and made sure she saved it before bidding her fare well.

I called her today in the morning and we spoke at length on trivial issues.I asked her if she could come to my place tomorrow but she declined,stating she would prefer to meet in a public place.

I suggested if we could go watch movies and she was fine with it.Tomorrow,we'd have fun.

NiGGur be wise u no see as she fall cheaply cuz of ur hunnids abii u won risk ur BLue hunnids for pussy abii nah G4 u go drink las las, no be cause nah facts I dey relate u so.. again I say hussler be wise.. nuffSaid

Richadv:
Na ur Benjamin's dey her eye bros mk sure u rep the red piller well

Brozay how do I know red and blue piller?.. i no sabii d@ shiid

doggedfighter:
For those saying shit. It could be genuine.

Genuine my foot....

Cutehector:
i always love your comments, especially how you end them with, "this i have seen"

Asiin ehn i no dey fit hold my laffta if i see him prophecy comment " this i have seen"

creolehunt:
Sometime last year, I met a lady. At the time I met her things were not working for me the way I had expected. In fact, my career had somehow stagnated even though I was in a new job then.

Prior to meeting her, I was seeing someone who I once overheard complaining to a friemd of having sex with someone in her dreams and in that dream, she already has a family with this strange person in that dream. This coupled with other negative feelings i had made me leave the relationship.

Now comes this new girl. Within 2 months of meeting her (5months into the job), my employment was confirmed with a promotion to booth. I must say that this confirmation typically takes 1yr to 18months. 4 months later (totalling 9months on the job), I was promoted again to a mid level managerial position. Again, this typically takes around 3yrs for others. My company cited "exceptional service delivery", but deep down I know it's not just that, I'm that instinctive. Now, I'm not the type of person to easily find favor in people's eyes or the type people just wants to stick out for. But since I met her, even at my workplace, my superiors have taken special interest in me, I just can't do any wrong.

Now, deep down, I know some things have changed. Even mentally, i have become more purposeful as she is a very driven person. I've never mentioned to her about these changes I've noticed in my life.
The thing is that when we talk, albeit jokingly she always say that she came into my life and everything changed, that the day I will try nonsense with her (cheat or breakup), my life will just scatter. Even today she said it that the "spirit" (context is important here) working for her had to smoothen my life when she came into it, lest I infect her with my troubles, I jokingly replied that my mother's prayers are working wonders in my lofe, and she said that I should be happy she is in my life. A lot of the time, she has made such comments. There was a day she said that if I keep her happy, that I will keep enjoying. She says God answers her prayers and honestly, her life is good. It just feels like she has everything all figured out.

Honestly, everything feels better around me since I met her and i also believe in the notion that some people can pull good fortune to you, but I'm also apprehensive. What if i cheat on her, what if i break up with her?

Has anyone had this type.of encounter? Please, she is not a bad person. I'm just wondering if there are truly people like this.

Brozay I'd advice u fflw what @Oluromantic said find out who she really is with or without her knowing if u think her coming into ur life ushered in d good fortunes.. goodluck fam and Happy Sunday 2u

valentineuwakwe:


source: https://dailypost.ng/2021/04/10/2023-i-see-pdp-office-holders-members-coming-to-apc-tonye-princewill/

This one is jes talking gibberish... They keep switching lanes like me in my aston martin switching brakes.. Grrrr pow

RealEzee:
Haba make u try dey sleep well Shey we dey fight?

Bye bruh

iwaeda:


Chelsea can win the UCL.

Indeed

gevans:


Point of correction, it's actually 3:0 in favor of Chelsea

Bigups 2 em BLues... Anoda 3point in d kitty

iwaeda:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/cp-dismantles-road-blocks-on-lagos-badagry-expressway/amp/

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Badagry my Abode... Nagode CP
But CP cultist(7) em don start dere wahala again do something bout it sire... Fcktards no# 7

iwaeda:

Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea Preview: Probable Lineups, Prediction, Tactics, Team News, Betting Odds & Key Stats
By Keshav Awasty on April 10, 2021 2:38 am | Leave a Comment
Chelsea will be eager to bounce back to winning ways in the Premier League when they take on Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park on Saturday.
We are into the run-in period of the season, with tables starting to take their final shapes across leagues, with the end of the campaign in sight. In the Premier League, the final game on Saturday in Gameweek 31 will see Crystal Palace play hosts to Chelsea at Selhurst Park.



Crystal Palace have once again been quite comfortable in the Premier League this season under the tutelage of Roy Hodgson, who has ensured another top-flight campaign for the Eagles. The hosts are currently 12th on the table with 38 points to their name. And, with 10th-placed Arsenal just four points clear of them, a top half finish might not be out of question.

Chelsea, on the other hand, have endured a roller-coaster of a 2020/21 campaign, having first blown hot and cold under Frank Lampard before beginning their recovery under Thomas Tuchel. The Blues have lost just once with the German manager in-charge, although that was their most recent game, against West Brom in a result that has left them fifth and behind West Ham United.

The reverse fixture, played at Stamford Bridge back in October, saw Chelsea produce a stunning second half display to cruise to a 4-0 win over Crystal Palace. Ahead of the latest meeting between the two sides, The Hard Tackle takes a closer look at the encounter.



Team News & Tactics
Crystal Palace
Mamadou Sakho is one of six Crystal Palace players who will miss out against Chelsea. (Photo by Franck Fife/AFP/Getty Images)
Mamadou Sakho is one of six Crystal Palace players who will miss out against Chelsea.
Roy Hodgson has a number of roster issues hampering his preparations ahead of the visit of Chelsea. On Saturday, the Crystal Palace manager will be bereft of the services of as many as six first-team players due to injuries or other issues.

The likes of James Tomkins, Mamadou Sakho, Nathan Ferguson, Nathaniel Clyne and James McArthur all remain on the sidelines, with James McCarthy the only player who is set to return. Meanwhile, Michy Batshuayi is unavailable, as he is ineligible to take on parent club Chelsea as part of the terms of his loan deal.



None of the absentees, apart from maybe McArthur, are posing any sort of a major headache for Hodgson, who will set Crystal Palace up in a 4-4-2 formation, with Vicente Guaita set to take his place in goal for the hosts. In front of him, Cheikhou Kouyate and ex-Chelsea defender Gary Cahill will form the central defensive partnership, while Joel Ward and Patrick van Aanholt will be the two full-backs.

Up ahead in midfield, captain Luka Milivojevic will have a key role to play, as he will need to keep things tight in the middle of the park along with Jairo Riedewald. Out wide, Eberechi Eze and Jordan Ayew will be the two players looking to take up central positions and support the two strikers – Christian Benteke and Wilfried Zaha.

Probable Lineup (4-4-2): Guaita; Ward, Kouyate, Cahill, van Aanholt; Ayew, Milivojevic, Riedewald, Eze; Benteke, Zaha



Chelsea
Like his counterpart in the Crystal Palace dugout, Thomas Tuchel has one fresh roster issue to deal with ahead of the trip to Selhurst Park. On Saturday, the Chelsea boss will have to make do without just one first-team player, with Thiago Silva suspended after being sent off last time out against West Bromwich Albion.

In Silva’s absence, Andreas Christensen ought to slot in at the centre of the back three, with Cesar Azpilicueta and Antonio Rudiger starting alongside him in the three-man unit. Edouard Mendy will be stationed in goal, with the Chelsea goalkeeper hoping to continue stepping up, just as he did against FC Porto in the UEFA Champions League earlier this week.

A few changes are in order in midfield as well, with N’Golo Kante set to return to the starting lineup, with Mateo Kovacic being his partner in the middle of the park. Out wide, Marcos Alonso and Callum Hudson-Odoi should be installed as the two wing-backs.

Mason Mount is the single-most important figure in the Chelsea first-team squad and the English international is a certainty in the attacking setup. Mount will likely have Christian Pulisic and Olivier Giroud for company in the final third, with the likes of Hakim Ziyech, Timo Werner and Kai Havertz being options off the bench.

Probable Lineup (3-4-2-1): Mendy; Azpilicueta, Christensen, Rudiger; Hudson-Odoi, Kovacic, Kante, Alonso; Pulisic, Mount; Giroud




Key Stats
Crystal Palace have lost their last six Premier League matches against Chelsea, their worst run in this fixture. There has not been a draw between these two sides in 19 previous Premier League meetings.
Crystal Palace could keep four consecutive top-flight clean sheets at home for the first time since April 1992. However, their total of 48 league goals conceded is just two short of their final tally from the 2019/20 season.
Chelsea are yet to lose away from home in the Premier League under Tuchel (W3 D2). The only Blues manager to avoid defeat in his first six away games was Luiz Felipe Scolari, who went unbeaten in his first 10.
Chelsea have scored just five goals in their last five away Premier League games, with three coming from the penalty spot. The Blues have not scored more than two goals in any of their 16 matches under Tuchel in all competitions.
Olivier Giroud has scored in four of his five Premier League
Who else but Mason Mount? The English international had come into this season on the back of a breakthrough campaign with Chelsea. However, the way he has stepped up in the ongoing season has been nothing short of remarkable, with Mount establishing himself as a pivotal figure for the Blues.

In defeat last week, Mount was Chelsea’s best player and when they did return to winning ways, the 22-year-old once again stood out. So, as Chelsea look to reclaim a spot in the top four ahead of the end of the season, it is Mount who will need to be at his very best while being supported, starting with the game against Crystal Palace.

Nawa ooh em BLues dey para 2-nil already

RealEzee:
madrid go still beat you for home

If dem nur beat us make u go hang urself.. Fck NiGGur

post=100672549:

Modify!


A jack , maybe yes.
But a goat and a fool?
Haba, that is too harsh biko!
Cut him so slack

Mané has been lacklustre in his performance lately but shiit happens.. life nah up and down e no balance..