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I agree .. I stopped dating in Oct 2021 and I've noticed I'm more productive compared to when I was dating . You get to save more , focus more + No unnecessary calls or questions

Delete it and repent comrade

Nazgul:
This is why as a man you must invest in yourself. Investing in a girl who's not your wife is like fetching water in a basket...it's pointless, coupled with the fact that most girls of these generation are insatiable.

Avoid trying to buy a girl's love with money. The reality here is that girls are loyal to their desires not you.

For example, if you're wooing/dating a materialistic a girl and she demands a phone from you. If you get her that phone, her loyalty towards you would last till her next demand. If her next demand is cash assistance of 50k, and you somehow manage to cough it out to give her, she would remain loyal till her next demand.

If her next demand is 80k for ashebi to attend her friend's wedding and you couldn't come up with the money, she'll automatically change towards you, and offer coochie to other admirers who can afford to grant her wish.

You might foolishly be trying to make her understand that you don't have it, some guys would even beg her and remind her of some of her needs they've met, but she'll lash out at you and tell you what other guys give to their girls...the truth here is her loyalty would remain provided you keep satisfying her desires, the day you stop is the day that loyalty ends.

This is why I frown at guys who still believe that throwing money they don't have is the best way to win a girl over.

Take that money and change your wardrobe, buy good clothes, good footwears, get expensive gadgets, eat well, look fresh and girls would be the ones falling for you, they would spend their own money to hangout with you, because you're worth it.

Unfortunately... they wont learn

Keep buying comrade ..

Say no to gambling
God help you

Blupen:
Lol bros how you go fight wetin pass you??
shey we survive buhari??
na so we go survive shettima for another 8years because i no say tinubu is only a tool

They'll bring another candidate after that 8 years

Blupen:
You took it overdoze, weed is not something you need to smoke everytime as if you are in jamaica oga puff puff pass e get why, me i only smoke when am back from work once in a day and only at night

Oga even lil intake is dangerous

Lmao I once imagined this ( adding weed to the family general Sunday meal ) but the fear of someone finding out stopped me

Unfortunately weed has very bad effects that multiply with time .. and smoking is bad for your health too

Take this from an ex junkie

JackDaAlienz:
In 2019, my mother was part of a charismatic prayer group that fasted for 2 weeks praying for Buhari not be elected.
Upon all the fasting, Buhari won

2023 she tried to force us to join her group for praying for Peter obi.
I told her that she is wasting her time

All the prayers she has been praying since 2019 for a better Nigeria, still Nigeria gets more messed up.

Today I caught her crying alone in dinning room, turns out she was crying because of election results

I asked her why her prayers didn't work upon all the fasting. She got angry and went to her room.

I have always said that prayers don't work, church is scam filled with fake testimony to decieve members

Lol no 1 before praying was your mother truly living a godly life ?

2: God gave we humans freedom.. he doesn't necessarily interfere in everything ( maybe unless you call on him and it should be personal )

3 : as your mom was praying for him not to enter .. that's how another person was praying for him to enter .... now if you were God who would you answer ?? ..

God didn't mess Nigeria up .. we Nigerians and humans generally messed it up ( Britain NO 1 offender in this aspect )

Learn to think properly before talking

Pray that God help you and your family to Japa ..some people like suffering and you can't control others

Sleep tight

Vickho:
hi I'm New on nairaland.
How do I create a thread on this?
I met a female nairalander and we got hooked, she came to my house and we bleeped raw.
immediately she left I noticed some sharp pains whenever I urinate with sores and pus coming out of my privates.
her nairaland moniker is DKM123 and she's into hook-up
she has STD and looks like she has infected me with gonorrhea.
I need help

Lol create a topic and tag her

I hope you learnt your lesson

Vickho:
hi I'm New on nairaland.
How do I create a thread on this?
I met a female nairalander and we got hooked, she came to my house and we bleeped raw.
immediately she left I noticed some sharp pains whenever I urinate with sores and pus coming out of my privates.
her nairaland moniker is DKM123 and she's into hook-up
she has STD and looks like she has infected me with gonorrhea.
I need help

Lol create a topic and tag her

Stop fornication

Someone should tell her that Relationship is not about opening her stinking legs.

Goodlady is that you again ?

Goodlady:
Riff raff. Mumu troll

Poor girl stop crying

.. repent from hookup and find jesus
Jesus loves you

Nothing.. I hope to escape from this very soon tho

And the fact that I dont have $50m in my account bal is worrisome

Goodlady:
I ll curse you

Ok . Evening newspaper

This election is an embarrassment to Nigeria
Bye

GROUNDCHALEBOY:
Life is full of miserable opportunities,and failure's ,
Especially when you are born in a poor background and also a Nigeria.

It will make you see thing's in a different way and also make you think suicidal thoughts sometimes,

Since 1997, I have always believe that somethings will be better and I keep hoping someday I will make mama proud 🦚,

But it seems as everyday things get worst even when you least expect,

Since 2015 it as if Nigeria went to hell and since then it hasn't returned, every year with it suffering.

I know how many 31 December I have witnessed and they once I prayed for better year's,but thing's keep getting worst yearly, it will be as if the year that went by is even better to compare to the one coming,

I don't know how long, I can hold on to this hell of a country,I am already given up.

But for the seek of my mummy I want to keep
Pushing but the question will still remain for how long will it end...

If you have a good paying job, please recommend me ASAP
God bless you as you do....

#Groundchaleboy

Find God

EmiDon11:
to shatta bundle to GrandP

No o comrade that Shatta bundle own nor follow

That one na straightup dwarfism

Lol it's worse when you're skinny like me

On the bright side At least only tall girls can match or surpass your height lmao

Try to look good bro .. no probs with that
Most of una overhyped celebs are not much tall
Eminem to lil Wayne
Wizkid to davido

BeanX:
Siofra is one of the criminal, she has a case to answer and the authorities are still looking into the matter

Ok comrade .. Goodlady is another highway criminal on this platform too

The first or maybe second time you're saying something sensible

😎

michlins:
you can call him Bethel or Bethany

Comrade 😂😂😂
Bet dey inside him name sha


OP you need to find God
James 4:8

Voting don finish since on Saturday... na rigging remain

[quote author=Goodlady post=121322564]Shey you know say you are a waste of semen?
Small wig you can't buy you are telling me your mom is self functioning. I thought she's on life support.
Anyways since you are too broke, don't quote me again[/quote

See you that can't buy wig for yourself calling me broke ... poor girl
You nor get money you won wear wig 40k. I guess your parents can't afford to buy it for you. Better shave your semi bald hair.

Na your mate dey do hookup for island ... join them and buy even bone straight for yourself if you like
Poor feminist

Wasted semen .. I dont blame you. If only your father decided to sleep peacefully that night , i won't be here exchanging texts with an nonentity like you

Goodlady:
Na your mom get head wey no get sense. Cos if you v sense, you ll.know lottery ll drag you to hunger. Invest in me and see it yield

My mom is a high functioning self employed woman unlike a parasite like you ... your parents obviously didn't train you well if not you won't be doing hookup and looking for potbellied sugar daddy ... wig kill you there

Why didn't your parents invest in you ? Or mAybe they did but now you have become a wasted investment

Goodlady:
Come, let me settle for you. Come and buy me wig. I need N40K

Settle for me ?

Wig 40k for that head without sense inside ? ...Nah I rather use the money play betting

Goodlady:
Thunder fire you and Buhari.
Elon Musk is now growing potbelly. Mark Too has that potential.

I redirect the thunder to you and your family ... foolish hungry evening newspaper hoe
You can't do without verbal abuse ba . Ewu
Go and work and stop looking for sugar daddies.

Pray ... so many evil go on at night
Pray against any effect of what ever transpired

Goodlady:
Potbelly men are Rich

Elon musk , mark Zuckerberg even Buhari says hi
I know there very poor

Una nor dey like think well atall

All these poor girls
Goodlady come and carry your sis please

She must have behaved very well for him to do such .
Unlike these criminals on NL

Early 20's here ... still untouched too