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PoliticsRe: Soldiers Take Over Lagos Island As Hoodlums Harrass Shop Owners by Autobot05: 8:15pm On Feb 27, 2023
Same thing happened @ yaba market today
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi REC Declares 'Returning Officer' Wanted For Disappearing With Results by Autobot05: 7:05pm On Feb 27, 2023
A very useless country
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Rejects Collation Of Results Of Presidential Election by Autobot05: 4:41pm On Feb 27, 2023
This thing should have been very simple with the use of computers ..

They would have used a software for the whole results
PoliticsRe: Police Statement On The Situation On Lagos Island. by Autobot05: 12:36pm On Feb 27, 2023
Luckysbab:
Just as you are expected to co-exist peacefully with your hosts,
respect their rules and ethos
, avoid inciting violence with unguarded utterances.

That is common sense!
That's forcefully voting for any candidate you they choose right regardless if the participant wants it or not ?? ??
Kai bro

How did we incite violence... this happened simply because Tinubu lost in Lagos state

So igbo people don't work in banks ,schools ,military etc?? Common sense wink
PoliticsRe: Police Statement On The Situation On Lagos Island. by Autobot05: 12:05pm On Feb 27, 2023
KosiGee:
Every Igbo man living in Lagos is a trader and a spare parts dealer.
Every voter who voted against APC and Tinubu must be an Igbo man.

All Igbo people living in Lagos should relocate back to Onitsha so that some posters here will have peace.
Lmao you just lost your Lagos state to us ... cry more cheesy

The bolded shows you're not educated ... come back let's talk after you get some education
PoliticsRe: Police Statement On The Situation On Lagos Island. by Autobot05: 11:47am On Feb 27, 2023
Luckysbab:
Then go back to Onitsha
Lmao I was born and brought up here .. plus in not a trader .. just said what I saw

How bout I educate you on the legal aspect of this ... you can relocate to anywhere you like in your country as far as you're a citizen wink
PoliticsRe: Police Statement On The Situation On Lagos Island. by Autobot05: 11:16am On Feb 27, 2023
Yaba is closed...they close the market saying we should go back to onitsha

Come and verify
RomanceRe: It's A Big Shame To Nigerians. by Autobot05: 9:51am On Feb 27, 2023
Papichulostunne:
No psquare? No tuface? No wizkid? No davido? No burna boy? No tems? No amosun? No olamide? No naira marly? No M.I? No vector? No Zack orji? No Yul Edochie? No Zubby michael? No destiny etiko? No none of them
.
They're wise ... this election is shitty
PoliticsRe: Atiku With 489,045 Votes Defeats Tinubu In Katsina by Autobot05: 5:09am On Feb 27, 2023
Hussein035:
Your father. Let us see you and your family protesting in Lagos, we will roast you. Go and protest is SE for 20 years none of our business but don't leave your wretched region to protest in a developed region
Stop tribalism ... mention the developed regions in Nigeria sir
RomanceRe: Unreasonable Erotic Post By Nairalanders by Autobot05: 11:30pm On Feb 26, 2023
We gave complained about this before
Abi na the mods dey run that rubbish lowkey?
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend. by Autobot05: 9:30pm On Feb 26, 2023
Astro999:
this is serious bro
Do I look unserious??
Whether it's playing hard to get or maybe she outrightly doesn't like you but you best get other things to do and stoo focusing on silly girls.
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend. by Autobot05: 9:19pm On Feb 26, 2023
Buy her 2 helicopter
Give her $1m

Come back and share your testimony
PoliticsRe: Earthquake: Nigeria Donates $1m To Turkey by Autobot05: 9:12pm On Feb 26, 2023
When we are still owing China cheesy
RomanceRe: Help Out A Porn Addict. by Autobot05: 7:52pm On Feb 26, 2023
There's no drug ... make a decision and stick to it
RomanceRe: God Blessed Nigeria, But Their Short Term Memory... by Autobot05: 4:23pm On Feb 26, 2023
reddingtonblack:
Winning indeed ! you better wake up from your dreams, oga on your Tv and stop stressing my peace
Oga you're wrong for using harsh words. Regardless of who wins if man no hustle he go still suffer

None of this politicians know us individually
No dey carry am for head against your own fellow common man
RomanceRe: God Blessed Nigeria, But Their Short Term Memory... by Autobot05: 3:36pm On Feb 26, 2023
reddingtonblack:
Your facts are better needed in court/efcc .... kindly proceed there or shut up jare ! i no get time for small children talk
You're a big fool for resorting to harsh words . Learn to argue respectfully and prove your point not backing down stylishly when you see other person is winning.
Urchin
RomanceRe: God Blessed Nigeria, But Their Short Term Memory... by Autobot05: 7:24am On Feb 26, 2023
reddingtonblack:
its pointless arguing with someone who has no respect for reality or contact with fact.

Even if you must lie, do it with sense @least ... however i implore Nigeria to shun fake news and wait for the real inec to annouce results.
What is a lie in what I said so I can give you facts from a reliable source
RomanceRe: God Blessed Nigeria, But Their Short Term Memory... by Autobot05: 11:21pm On Feb 25, 2023
reddingtonblack:
So what insecurity is happening in the west that Tinubu is responsible .... if lagos is not safe why are outsiders trooping in more & more na so people dey go iraq

Igbos never see anything good in lagos .. but every day they leave there paradise and troop to lagos that is the most dangerous place in the world,
An igboman can talk about agbero from morning till night but ask them about IPOB they will divert or dulge the question, sometimes i don't blame igbos much they trust yorubas are good at betraying one another, they just capitalize on it and i blame TINUBU tew, he gave igbos so much chance in lagos thinking he could make more money from them, today igbos are is worst night mare serves him right cheesy
Yes he's responsible. Mc oluomo the king of thugs is his right hand man . We are talking about a drug trafficker here convicted by the US.

You're just tribalistic. Even the yoruba thugs know Tinubu is not competent in the first place

Lagos was once a capital .. so it's a no man land. Lmao Lagos that is now full of smelly abokis messing the whole place up from ojo to yaba and beyond.

Mentions any of the candidate with a criminal record than Tinubu I'm waiting
RomanceRe: God Blessed Nigeria, But Their Short Term Memory... by Autobot05: 10:54pm On Feb 25, 2023
reddingtonblack:
Atleast thugs don't impose sit at home on lagosian and thugs don't go about killing security personnel and burn police stations.

When are we ever gonna talk about the abnormalities going on in the East ... SS produce Militants that terrorize the nation for years and they even got paid for it ..... All agbero do in lagos is collect #100 from there park drivers and elite class carry the matter for head like wyclef.

How can any sensible person vote a man that invested in beer over a man that saw ahead and invested state funds in telecommunication. no be juju be that
You're derailing your topic ...
Is PO the cause of the insecurity in the east ?

Agbero dey thief , kill ,violate people's right
RomanceRe: God Blessed Nigeria, But Their Short Term Memory... by Autobot05: 10:00pm On Feb 25, 2023
So we should support a drug baron ? A looter , a person that supports thuggery ?? Thanks



Any other person can win apart from Atiku and
Tinubu...
RomanceRe: See The Bundle Of Cash I Intend To Lavish If Obi Is Declared Winner(pics) by Autobot05: 9:54pm On Feb 25, 2023
Credit me 100k sharp sharp cool
RomanceRe: Which Country Dey Suppose Born You by Autobot05: 9:49pm On Feb 25, 2023
Netherlands, Belgium, Canada

RomanceRe: Seriously, I Don't Know How To Ask This Girl For Sex. by Autobot05: 9:47pm On Feb 25, 2023
Repent from fornication comrade
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Floors Tinubu, Atiku In Jonah Jangs Polling Unit In Jos by Autobot05: 9:41pm On Feb 25, 2023
Obaofaba:
Asiwaju is winning that's all I have for you for now
Nice joke ... the Mods should moke this to the joke section
PoliticsRe: Thugs Burn Ballot Papers At Ijaye - Mafoluku, Oshodi, Lagos by Autobot05: 5:43pm On Feb 25, 2023
This happens when you're losing

Tinubu and his urchins are trying

RomanceRe: I Rather Give A Girl Money Than A Guy. by Autobot05: 3:37pm On Feb 25, 2023
jeromestarks:
🤣🤣🤣🤣.
You quoted it and expect me to modify it.🤣.
Epain am. 🤣🤣
The first sentence made me not to read it .. no wonder you no dey attract better guys because Birds of the same feather flocks together.

Pain me keh..You nor sabi trade words na

...
I just read the crap now . Na woman be your problem ba , sorry for yourself
You never jam girl wey go lock you with fetish powers and drain you financially. You never see anything , E be like say you just dey wise
RomanceRe: I Rather Give A Girl Money Than A Guy. by Autobot05: 3:17pm On Feb 25, 2023
jeromestarks:
You're a chicken 🐔.
See, let's not lie. It's better to help a woman when money enters your account.
She can hardly get jealous of you to the point of killing you or seeking your downfall.

When you help a woman with money, the first thing that will cross her mind is " maybe he is interested in me. Maybe he wants to fvck me"
Jealousy will not Cross her mind. She will begin to weigh her options: should I fvck him? Do I like him? Should I just chop the money and go? Etc. She wouldn't want to find away to hurt you more than that.


But you see a guy, he will first be like "guy you don hammer o".
Then he will get jealous like " how this guy take dey make am wey him [ referring to himself] neva make am?"
God help you he has a girlfriend he has always wanted to impress and the girl is impressed by your success. I swear, that guy go fit kill you.

Better wise up. Idiot.
Modify those insults before I roast you
I didn't insult you
I'm not in a good mood
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides 2023: MC Oluomo Votes In Lagos (Video, Pictures) by Autobot05: 3:10pm On Feb 25, 2023
Tinubuwins2023e:
For me, he is a good person. I don't know of you a d your opinion about him is inconsequential
Since you think thuggery is good
No problem

Have a nice day
RomanceRe: I Rather Give A Girl Money Than A Guy. by Autobot05: 3:04pm On Feb 25, 2023
jeromestarks:
My guy friend asked me for 20k last week, he wanted to pay house rent. I didn't have that amount at that time.
Yesterday, I got a contract and I wanted to give out 20k to appreciate god for what he has done so I stood in front of my house and saw a girl I asked out last year (she was 21 and told me she wanted to finish school before dating)

Me: Hi Jane (not her real name), I saw you and you look beautiful. Give me your account number so I can send something to you.

Jane: (smiled). First bank, 00******

Me: sent (I sent the 20k to her).

Jane: thank you sir. I really appreciate.

*******
I didn't give my guy friend because,
When a woman is impressed by you, she opens her legs or at least prays for you
But

When a guy is impressed by you, he gets jealous and begin to look for ways to bring you down.
Friends are evil.
If you're making it in your business or job, please hide your success from your friends (especially those who are still struggling). They can rub you or even kill you out of jealousy.

But a woman will want to be with you when you're successful. If she can't, she will pray for you and challenge her boyfriend to be equally successful.


Moral of the post.
If you're a guy, don't let your friends know you secured a huge contract. Only show it to girls you're interested in. And if you're married , show it to your wife alone (that's if she's a virgin ooo).

@ nlfpmod

Happy election day!
Ciao.
Bullsh*t

No be every man be your man ... choose friends based on quality than quantity
Anyone can be jealous regardless of gender..And go an extra mile because of what they want from you or because they don't want to see you progress

I stopped helping women because they're ungrateful and feel their entitlement mentality

A real guy will remember a you got him a meal one year ago . But a woman will hunt for another man once she stoo getting benefits from you

It's better to help without expectations

Stop fornication too
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides 2023: MC Oluomo Votes In Lagos (Video, Pictures) by Autobot05: 2:55pm On Feb 25, 2023
Tinubuwins2023e:
Is he a bad person?
Yes or No then I answer yours
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides 2023: MC Oluomo Votes In Lagos (Video, Pictures) by Autobot05: 2:51pm On Feb 25, 2023
Tinubuwins2023e:
No be the MC oluomo that the bastard ipob miscreants are spreading fake news about?
Useless people
In other words MC oluomo is a good person ??
PoliticsRe: If You No Wan Vote For APC Go Your House - Thug Threatens Voters In Lagos (vide by Autobot05: 2:19pm On Feb 25, 2023
lansile:
Watch the video again but this time around with sense. It's that same animal that is doing the coverage from behind that is also speaking. He can't speak louder because he knows people who are voting will attack him for that dirty thing.

Defend your fellow urchins now

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