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RomanceRe: About To Marry My Dominant Girlfriend!!! by Autobot05: 6:01pm On Mar 10, 2023
You need to check in for a few comrade months

RomanceRe: I Admire Drunkards by Autobot05: 5:52pm On Mar 10, 2023
Smoking is the cheapest
1 Colorado 5h -1k and you're in wonderland

Drug and masturbation addiction are worse


DON'T DO DRUGS THO
RomanceRe: Any Rich Lady In The House Looking For A Husband Come In Now by Autobot05: 5:49pm On Mar 10, 2023
Goodlady... here lies your opportunity to become a married woman
RomanceRe: What Are You Doing With A Man That Can't Meet Your Needs? by Autobot05: 5:47pm On Mar 10, 2023
Another potential evening newspaper

Are you an orphan or you simply don't understand that adulthood is simply about looking out for yourself

When he meets your needs what do you bring to the table ?
RomanceRe: What If Weed And Drugs Expose You To The Real Realm God Hid From Us? by Autobot05: 5:40pm On Mar 10, 2023
Braintaf23:
Get very high on weed and listen to music and look at the world , you will see everything different. It’s so peaceful looking and beautiful when you’re high.

What if government banned drugs because it exposes too much truth, you can’t pretend when high , you’re the best version of yourself when high, it’s like every thing is exposed for what it truly is.

What if God hid the real version of ourselves in weed because he doesn’t want us to know our real selves when on earth, but hid it in an herb for the few to find it. Then government found it and then banned it because of its powershuh

Get high and read this shit I just wrote else you won’t get it .. grin
You're high I guess
When you come down .. read this crap
SportsRe: Ten Hag Named EPL Manager Of The Month by Autobot05: 3:20pm On Mar 10, 2023
He won't be getting it this month sha cheesy
RomanceRe: Share Your E Dey Pain Experience With Your Friends, Family, Colleagues Or Neighb by Autobot05: 10:33am On Mar 10, 2023
Na me dey dish out . cool
Back in the days when i used smoke ( for my apartment at school ) ... na me ( and my guys ) dey disturb everybody for compound with igbo smell &smoke . Morning till night -Monday to Sunday igbo igbo igbo

One woman couldn't take it anymore and decided to complain to the landlord. Landlord call tenant meeting
I went to the meeting after getting high . Infact I juss dey laugh throughout the meeting . The only thing I hear na when the landlord dey beg us to reduce the way we smoke.

That very evening after the meeting na the woman window we go smoke cheesy. Naso Madam start going to night vigil sha make we nor kill her with igbo .

Thank God for the change of lifestyle.

JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY

Check my siggy
SportsRe: Ronaldo Took The Worst Free-kick Of His Career For Al Nassr Against Al Ittihad by Autobot05: 9:55am On Mar 10, 2023
So even for Arab league them dey use some people goat prepare Isi ewu pepper soup

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Real Betis : Europa League (4 - 1) On 9th March 2023 by Autobot05: 6:27am On Mar 10, 2023
Have a nice day comrades

RomanceRe: Paris-based Nigerian Lady Says She Will Pay Any Man Who Agrees To Marry Her by Autobot05: 10:02pm On Mar 09, 2023
Banilla:
You don't get it... When I say options, I mean a woman get approached, even by men she doesn't want. That means, she has more than enough men to choose from. If she disqualifies them all cause they aren't her type, that's her business. But if it were a must she gets married, she can easily get a husband.

So you believe a woman in her 30s who's begging for a husband never got approached by someone serious for 12 years? (From age 18 to 30)... Lmao! Joker grin

There are men willing to settle down. Their financial status is usually a problem.
grin lol not every man that asks you out actually wants to marry you ... that's his point and that's reality
RomanceRe: Paris-based Nigerian Lady Says She Will Pay Any Man Who Agrees To Marry Her by Autobot05: 9:57pm On Mar 09, 2023
Another retired feminist

cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Real Betis : Europa League (4 - 1) On 9th March 2023 by Autobot05: 9:40pm On Mar 09, 2023
Emmaari:
2-0, in favor of the great Manchester united
Hi comrade cheesy its 1-1 now

RomanceRe: Who Lies More, Men Or Women? by Autobot05: 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2023
Women .. it comes naturally for them
RomanceRe: Gratitude Pays by Autobot05: 8:56pm On Mar 09, 2023
How's the title related to the message ?? grin
RomanceRe: She Said Men Lose Value When They Sleep Around. True Or False by Autobot05: 8:26pm On Mar 09, 2023
True but women lose more value physically and spiritually

Say no to fornication and adultery
RomanceRe: How Do I Regain My Virginity And Also Feel Like One? I'm In Regrets! by Autobot05: 8:24pm On Mar 09, 2023
Bring 200k make I give you new one
RomanceRe: See A Crazy Scenario That Happened Yesterday O. What Can You Say About This by Autobot05: 8:18pm On Mar 09, 2023
EmekaBlue:
See me we something Yesterday o. I entered a chicken republic after work in the evening to buy chicken go house....one matured like 70yrs old man say make I help am use my card pay buy am something....I just said Ok no problem...See me see the man...The man ordered full half chicken then fried rice and meat pies with drinks...I just dey look am! He said I will get for my madam too...I just stood there in shock! Na so Dem give me pos collect my card press 4450naira...me sef press pin and paid! He collected my number and we parted ways.

This morning now the man called and was requesting for money! He already sent his account details to me.

Now he has been giving me series of missed calls. I don't know what to do next.

I'm not well doing o and have money issues but only just decided to help him yesterday because I thought maybe just a plate of rice and chicken

NB- The lady taking his orders was just giving me a funny look. I told her quietly that "No be only woman go dey chop man money" just to redeem myself from the present kinda embarrassing situation.
Block wink
RomanceRe: Please Someone Needs Your Advice - Pregnant Palava by Autobot05: 6:31am On Mar 09, 2023
Your sister ...Several abortions ...
I just feel sorry for the guy sha ... the pregnancy might not even be his own ( if you know you know )

PoliticsRe: Buhari: My Administration Set Forward Credible, Transparent And Fair Elections by Autobot05: 6:14am On Mar 09, 2023
Very free and fair indeed cheesy
This man is now surpassing lai Mohammed when it comes to lying in broad daylight
FamilyRe: Pls What Is The Solution :I Talk While Am Alone !! by Autobot05: 6:11am On Mar 09, 2023
Diligent1:
Honestly it is not normal, you need to find a solution.
Imagine being in front of many people and you are talking to yourself
..

No just in my privacy. When I'm alone
RomanceRe: Pls I Need A Sincere Advice On This. by Autobot05: 11:29pm On Mar 08, 2023
Cocao:
Unfortunately, you will never know.
I get it lmao ... better than telling a straight up lie
FamilyRe: Pls What Is The Solution :I Talk While Am Alone !! by Autobot05: 10:32pm On Mar 08, 2023
I do the same .. I laugh alone
Talk to myself. Yeah yeah people will think you're crazy but learn not to care about what people think or day about you

You'll be happier that way wink
RomanceRe: Pls I Need A Sincere Advice On This. by Autobot05: 10:14pm On Mar 08, 2023
Cocao:
It is a one of the ways to show care but it’s not the only way
ok you're a lady right .?
Do you also give your boyfriend money to show him you love him or it's a one sided thing

( I'm expecting you to say yes tho which is probably a lie )
RomanceRe: Pls I Need A Sincere Advice On This. by Autobot05: 10:03pm On Mar 08, 2023
Cocao:
Again, she has been managing. Where did you see anyone talking about footing bills? It is more out of an expression of love and care, not out of an explicit arrangement to foot bills. But you won't know about that because you obviously don't understand what it means to care about someone.
To care about someone is giving them money right ? cheesy
RomanceRe: Pls I Need A Sincere Advice On This. by Autobot05: 10:00pm On Mar 08, 2023
Foxyfox:
Good evening forum. I will go straight to the point. I and my man started dating since like October last year, I am a student, and my man is a government worker, who earns well and he even the boss at his place of work.

But the issue I gave is, yes this man wants to marry me, but he doesn't give me good money, even despite him knowing some of my situation. He only me 1k or at times, 500, once in a very while. Sincerely I love this man,and he does too. But the not giving me money is the part that is really hurting me.

I haven't discussed it with him, cuz I am a shy type and I don't even know how to open my mouth concerning an issue like that, cuz I believe Its not my money. Whenever I seek for help in his DM, he wont reply the message.

And I don't intend discussing it with him cuz I don't know how. This thing is killing me and I don't just know what to do, we have been together for like 6months now.

What can it mean, pls I need a sincere answer.
Na wa o ... imagine the guts
You're a criminal simple and short
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Borussia Dortmund UCL (2 - 0) On 7th March 2023 by Autobot05: 9:54am On Mar 08, 2023
djon78:
Excuse excuse excuse

Chelsea beat full team Madrid

Even last year they escaped by whiskers all thanks to modric scoring one towards the end

First leg calamity Mendy gifted Madrid easy goals and we were down 3 2 but in Madrid we were leading Madrid 3 0 towards the end of the game till modric scored one to make it 3 1 for Barnebu


We don't fear Real Madrid
Even with this our shaking squad and manager
We will fight it out with them man to man

Thank God we have advance to quarter finals

Have not watched Chelsea games for some weeks now because of the heart break from the manager
But I am happy we advanced
I never believed we will advance

But alas joy don come
Hope is alive

Porter better sit up
Let's watch this season .. na just 2 back to back wins and una don dey make mouth again like before grin
PoliticsRe: Bolanle: Discharge Me, I Have No Case To Answer – Policeman Tells Court by Autobot05: 9:15am On Mar 08, 2023
juman:
The car continued moving, the police man was on the move so hitting the tire was not easy so the bullet mistakenly hit the woman.
This is my view.

Police would give similar explanation.
The husband should be preparing to appear in court. Police would likely charge him.
I get it now .. thanks for the clarification
The driver should be held responsible
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Borussia Dortmund UCL (2 - 0) On 7th March 2023 by Autobot05: 9:14am On Mar 08, 2023
Tumbuleke:
If I be the guy wey you dey quote, I no go respond to your post again because you no know wetin you dey yarn….Chelsea eliminated Madrid enroute to winning Champions league, so you saying Chelsea didn’t face them is bulaba talk
A weak injury infested Madrid squad I remember
PoliticsRe: Bolanle: Discharge Me, I Have No Case To Answer – Policeman Tells Court by Autobot05: 7:27am On Mar 08, 2023
juman:
He aimed at the tire.
How did it kill her then ? Just asking
RomanceRe: At 24 Years: No Girlfriend And Still A Virgin by Autobot05: 6:48am On Mar 08, 2023
Mycashproof:
Is this normal at all?

I'm in my final year and still a virgin at 24 years of age
You're on the right path bro ... say no to fornication
Focus on your career and making $$$.
I'm on the same boat... just slightly younger
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Marrying A Wife(for Guys) by Autobot05: 6:45am On Mar 08, 2023
No1 is trash ...

Lmao this is funny tho grin

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