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Thebadpolitican:
D thing tire me nor b new invention

Flex dey worry those phones back then

You’ll reconsider your words
If you knew the tech used in making such phones



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Stallionhorse:
but I'm eyeing her on the low.. They get the kind green light she dey give me aswear

Unemployment dey give you green light



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JackDaAlienz:
Every vagina is different
One of the girls that came to check vagina
Her own was just perfect
pink and soft with some wetness

Thank God say the labcoat was big enough to hide my erections.
I'm seriously considering studying gynecology. Its a beautiful proffesion

I just dey pity for you



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Untainted007:
Dogs are very sensitive. The dog is seeing a potential thief. What dogs can see and sense is far beyond wot the owners can. Pls let the dog do it work.

Tbh it’s a fact
Dogs can sense when their owners are sad, depressed , happy ,need sth , lonely or in danger

It’s a dog thing



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Expect the best … while preparing for the worst
People change




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meditator:
No, God is the way. Jesus also follows the way of God.

No one comes to the father ( God ) except through him

God is overall almighty



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SarutobiEky:
a million things. You sef know.. it's in your nature to take bros for fools when they start to do favours for you lot with nothing attached.. females don't know how to handle friendship, they would turn you to a maga in split seconds especially if you're not one of em strong willed males.

I have female friends but I like to keep some distance away from them... Lest see finish sneaks in and they think they can take advantage of me.

You’re so so right
I strongly advise guys not to take female friendship seriously



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Listen to Eminem -Superman

You’re welcome in advance

Messi1:
Why should you constitute my post a crap? because Jesus is the ONLY way?

I added fact relevant to facts in issue.

Your story lol



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VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?

A lady once lied on me and the lies almost brought me down.

I forgave her and she felt remouseful for that.

Yesternight I received a call that I was nominated as the community youth leader.It was the lady that recommended me and everyone there seconded.Confirmation is next week.


So it is good we forgive those who wrong us no matter what they do.No matter what pain it cause you.It doesn't worth it to keep malice/grudges, it absolutely has no positive side.Whatever people do to you forgive! forgive! forgive and move on.



Victor Jalingo

First things first .. your story is crap


I learnt to forgive because I deserve peace of mind. Bearing grudges will only hurt more
Only Weak people revenge



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Explorerx:
If he exist? Why are some people meant to suffer and some to enjoy?

Suffering is part of life
The result of sin is suffering
Most people are the architect of their own suffering / failure


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Shagbatshagba:
na to marry na even bleep her
do u know what 1 billion usd means
you are now among the richest on earth

Lol imagine this scenario
When you bleep her and you become old like her and she becomes young like you ?


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I will marry her because of what bubu has done to me
But Abeg make she nor kiss me
Just husband and wife for documents




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CalmHIGHness:
Don't tell me about Jesus or god, okay?
I'm quitting pamanently, but I'll kiss some good weed once in a blue moon when I can't avoid it and not because of addiction, just to vibe. but I won't go close to it within these 30 days.

Why shouldn’t I tell you about Jesus or God ?
Well quitting permanently is good for ya



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Lol I’m pretty sure he’s single that’s the secret
Peace of mind will prolong your life


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Antimarraige:
Haha u smoked some good shit on day 1, wait for the urge to come again soon walai you go call your dealer, it takes medication to completely leave weed.

Totally untrue
The only thing you can’t stop without medical support are heroine ( and most powerful opioids ) , benzodiazepines( some ) and alcohol



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CalmHIGHness:
I'm not addict I only smoke to socialize but I won't smoke for 30 days under any circumstance..

Day 1/30
Smoked some good shi this morning tho

If you smoked today then don’t count it as day 1
Why don’t you quit permanently??


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He died in active service



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Y’all should stop blaming the white guy
80% of Nigerian guys are scammers
Infact it’s now like a job to them

The white guy must have had a painful encounter with a Nigerian scammer
And pain teaches the finest lessons

Had transactions?? Well people change …
I’ve seen these daily contribution guys run away with peoples money after several month as of transaction and trust. He had the right to do what he did


There are 2 sides to every story




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asainco:
I swear bro, I've been telling our gender this.. These females crave for our attention more, but they use this little tricks to bring down the weak amongst us, which happens to be a lot of men.. Ignore women and they will run to you, be mysterious to a woman, especially an attractive one and she will live her life trying to impress you just to get you to notice her.. Don't get it twisted, i love women and their beautiful body parts but I don't show it to them..

Fact
Just that the pretend so well



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Miracles do exist
Never give up
This is what happen when you mix work/business with pleasure irrelevantly




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pleboi:
I was dating this fine shawty Rita... She is Very pretty, good character nice spec and big ASS..we dated for 2 years and one thing led to another and I called the relationship quits... So her elder sister Jane is a hoe and who everybody in the hood knows she jumping from one dick to another... Since the first day I started dating Rita...Jane has been pissed cus I don't even give her eyes not to talk about talking to her... And am the type of nigga who don't keep much friends not to talk about talking to hoes in the hood... Some weeks back this bitch Jane told her parents to arrest me cus her parents are cops... What did I do?... She putting an allegation on my head that I raped Rita... And the dumb ass parents told and threatened Rita to agree that I raped her so they could arrest me and charge a case to court... That faithful day I got a call from Janes bitch ass mom.... She was talking shit on my ears and putting allegations on me... Telling me I was gon suffer blah blah blah..i don't do much talking.. So I didn't try to defend myself.. I cut the call on her and blocked her number... Rita still loves me and shit.. So she didn't agree with her family to put an allegation on me.... My sister came home and told my mom that Rita told her I should leave home that weekend that Rita's parents are coming to arrest me... You know moms and their fear fear.... I was gyming when moms called me and told me to come back home that something is happening with a scared and furious voice... I knew what's up but kept shut and told her I will soon be home... I got home and she told me what Rita told my lil sis... But I wasn't scared cus I have seen hell worst shit that didn't spook me..... I laffed hard and told moms those bastards just capping.. She shouldn't worry about nothing.... I didn't leave home that weekend except when I was going to gym up... I really wanted to see those bastards come arrest me... Weekend passed I didn't see no bastard... Days later Rita came to visit me with scarrs on her body and explained everything that happened with Jane being the mastermind of it... I laffed hard and told her I was eager for the bastard of a dad to Come arrest me... I would have been arrested though but not for a bitchs case.... But for assault and breaking the wind pipe of the so called dad...So I don't know what Jane wants from me... Is it a must to talk to you huh?... Is it a must to Bleep your hoe pussy and get infected with std huh?.... Like the Bleep wrong with girls why are they so dumb?... And I know she and her stupid ass friends in the hood still very much pissed cus after everything that happened is still didn't talk to her or confront her... She should give her thanks to God that she wasn't a male.... On God nasty shit would have happened.

Are you a rapper ??




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It will end in tears ( speaking from experience)



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This is very very unnecessary



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Nigeria Is now a killing field
We need John Rambo to conman give us a hellish performance

Apc: change . Say Buhari say baba

Well all these are the signs of the end of times as Jesus said
It’s scary that the Bible prophecies are slowly coming to pass



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Earlystar698:
Don't kill yourself trying to satisfy any woman, Masturbation is bad if you allow religious bullcrap cover 90%of your brain. The West masturbate more than any African country but they never complain about not lasting long because they know that there's no end of pussy, they believe in wealth creation and not how to last long. The Asian countries have the smallest penis in the world still their women are not complaining and has the most population in the world too, its not about how to satisfy a woman but how to use it for good. Start thinking on how to add value to mankind and not how to satisfy an endless satisfaction.

Everything that has advantages also has disadvantages
When it comes to masturbation the disadvantages outweigh The advantages ( if there is ever any advantage in masturbation)



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Give her a bag of cement and sand to mould one for herself

How she’s gonna make it come alive ?? Is her business



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Time your show your class in full force if you have one
That should put her in her place




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Nonam:
Dear Single Men.

I have travelled a lot and have see that, Nigeria guys worship women. They are very caring to their greedy women.

As a Nigeria single guy, if you have the chance, japa and marry white asap. When you marry a white lady, you have nothing to loss. White girls will always add to your life. Even if they someday divorce you, it is normal becos divorce happen everywhere. You still have nothing much to loss.

Please, please, please. Avoid Nigeria girls as much if you can, majority of them are not normal. The ones are very scarce.

As for those guys who marry Nigerian, I wish you the best of luck in your endless struggles.

Sign by Nonam

Forget that sir
Women are usually opportunistic by nature
Look at mason greenwood of Manchester United case.
Issa world wide thingy



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I’ll trade many of my “ so called friends “ for my dog ( or any dog as most dogs are loyal ) anytime anyday without giving a second thought

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN lol


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