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Yeah but these girls usually convert us to simps in the name of asking for Favors… so I stopped



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Thanks for your advice trash




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I hereby declare vawlence



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Stop
Wasting
Your
Time
Sir


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Jennyclay:
Which one is "I told her no problem but have not promised her" why are you beating around the bush? . If you're broke just tell her you're a broke man, she won't bite you.

Just a little financial favor she asked that requires a YES/NO answer... You're here telling the whole wide world.

You should have gone to CNN to announce that she asked you for money nah!

Nonsense!!

Pains lol


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OsilaGama:
Happy new month family..
Making soup is not a childs play o.
I remember a time my mom traveled with all my sisters,I was home alone I had to make egusi soup as it was the only available food stuff at home..


Omor after preparing it,I was happy that yes I've made something good today, and I was anxiously waiting for my mom and sister to come back..
Oh boy lo and behold I tasted the soup.
Gbam gbam !!!
E be like say na raw egusi I been de chop..lol
I had to quickly throw the soup in the soak away and wash the pot...
When mom came back and asked of her egusi I told her that maybe while we kept it under the sun to dry some of our goats came and eat it...


But now I can proudly and confidently male okro soup and Eba from A to Z without the assistance of anybody...

Lolxzxx

So guys which soup can u prepare perfectly on ur own..

The picture below is what I am referring to...although I didn't make that

1Egusi
2 Vegetable
End of list



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Time to open husband finding company



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Brainmytool:
Good Day Fellas. There is this phone i found on JIJI NG and i want to buy the phone. Tecno Camon 18i. Though the phone is used and has no crack or fault according to the seller.

So, please share ur experience buying used phone online from sites like

Jiji ng

Nairaland

Olist

Jumia ng

Please share, and i will be grateful cos it will go a long way helping me and others that will want to buy.

Meetup in a public place
Check the item to your satisfaction before you pay
Don’t carry cash ( my opinion for safety purposes)

Got my s8 plus from jiji last July I used it and gave it to my younger bro. He’s still using it
So it’s not that bad to buy from the platform



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falcon01:
I wanted to say something cool when I saw your name, but looks like you ain't a cool person.

Lol say it man
Fool - someone that acts unwisely
So y’all should stop making it like I’m a bad person for using the word



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CheedyJ:
So, pastors' marriages don't crash abi or should I start mentioning pastors whose marriages have crashed?.. Mr holier than thou .

I’m not a pastor thank you neither did I claim to be holy sir



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Earthly Love is a delusion




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CrisNews12:
A beautiful Nigerian content creator identified as Theodorah Ekwe approached an ice cream seller and danced for him.

The ice cream vendor was sitting at one corner of the road when the lady dressed in a red gown met him and began to...

More details below in the link

https://pejoweb.com/articles.php?epr=view&v=0&pagename=1659178259SheIssoHumbleReactionsasLadyDancesForIceCreamSellerCrisben.html

All for clout


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2 fools
Marriage is expected to crash tho cause they both ain’t morally disciplined



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Badboibipo:
I haven’t been hurt for a very long time because I have mastered the flaws of the human nature and I always anticipate it before it even happens.
I have been hurt it the past but those experiences molded me into an impenetrable individual. I can laugh with you, go out with you, have fun and share memories with you irrespective of your gender but one thing I can never do is take it seriously to my heart. GOD FORBID. The second you walk away after we both have had a great time bonding I immediately by default forget your existence till we see or talk again, because human beings are so fragile and inconsistent. We have no ability to stay truly loyal, even to ourselves we break our own trust with ourselves talk more of being loyal to another person. I have no emotional attachment to any living thing for years now. Everything is on surface level, you’re never getting past there no matter how many years I have known you or whatever you think we share together.

Every time I meet a new individual who thinks they like me I mentally start counting down to how many days or weeks the likeness will last till they become bored and start acting different, because they must get bored at some point. People don’t even understand themselves they think it’s possible to like another person forever, ITS IMPOSSIBLE! You will get bored after a while and I understand this perfectly so I just start counting for them and calculate how long each individual’s so called likeness for me will last, is it me you want to lead on and then switch character on after a while? Bad market! You better shift because if you like sing “you are the love of my life” send chocolates, buy me ps 5, credit me daily, I will be so appreciative but it will never make me emotionally get attached to you, till I die I can only be in an emotional relationship with only God and myself and maybe my kids if I ever get one someday. My heart is closed and so many people have complained but I’m sorry it’s impossible to connect with me.

The human nature is flawed from birth so I don’t decieve myself with any love romantic emotional BULLSHIT!

I understand how you feel



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Kollins11:
There's nothing like "right woman". Every woman has big problem. The day you marry a Nigerian woman is the day your life span reduced drastically by 50%

If as man you don't have money in that marriage, I swear you're gonna see crazy character that your mouth cannot explain from your so called "right woman"

Even if you have money, your so called “right woman“ would still show you pepper. There's nothing like "right woman"

I don talk am before and I go still talk am again *** the day I go mistakenly born girl child, I go cry like say....... ***

100% fact
Money or no money
Boss if you cry them go say na tears of joy o


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frozen70:
OK Naw
His Point is to marry a younger woman to take a look care of him as they get old

What guarantee does he have

Anyway which ever way is a choice for whomever

PAIN lol



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Franklystein:
I broke up with a girl recently because we had irreconcilable differences, I thought it's over, then to my utmost dismay she started coming to visit my older brother everyday, when we were dating I asked her to focus on our relationship and leave my family out of it especially my brother because I know the kind of brother I have, he is envious of me because he believes I'm well to do, her response was we're just friends, now that we have stopped dating she's capitalizing on that to hurt me, she visits my brother everyday until they started dating, I was angry for a while then I got over it, but she's not over it yet, now she's asking me to refund everything she has spent on me , I spent on her too but I'm not requesting she pay me back, everything she ever gave me she said she borrowed me, she didn't call it borrow when we were dating, I tried to be reasonable by telling her I'll pay everything, but that got to her head and she's now demanding that the repayment shouldn't exceed this month, I'm not a troublesome person but the moment you dare or threaten me I'll show you my difficult side, and that's what I intend to do, I sent her a text that the repayment will exceed this month and I might decide to never repay, but she's determined to utilize everything she has to make sure I repay, should I repay her or let her do her worst.

Don’t pay a dime unless she agrees to pay you back ( the money you spent on her ). She’s simply pained she thought dating your bro will hurt you but you manned up so she’s devising more scope to hurt you. The more you seem impossible to offend .. the more pissed she is
BE IMPOSSIBLE TO OFFEND



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Jennyclay:
Personally, I can't go out on a date with a guy using okada as means of transport.

It looks so awkward to me. You don't expect me to dress well and start jumping okada up and down with you under the sun or rain... It's wrong abeg!

If you don't have a car, atleast order Uber when going out on a date with a girl. Uber is also cheap to move around than using an okada. Abeg!

Yesterday, after I closed from work, a friend of mine who is a medical doctor wanted to take me out just for dinner. So while I was waiting for him at my work place... minutes later he arrived, I was expecting him to come with Uber ride because he doesn't have a car.. only for me to see okada, he even told the Okadaman to wait for him.

The moment I sighted him through the gate, I started pretending like I'm having stomach ache.. I just told him I've been stooling since morning that I need to go home.

Men I have a question... Will you fall sick if you order Uber to take a lady out on a date?? Stop using okada abeg! It's a special date!

Some ladies can jump okada with you but personally I can't ooo.. Biko!!

You should let him use your car to take you out if he doesn’t have a ride of his own yet
And if you don’t have a ride like him then you’re equal. You can buy a bottle of fearless and fuel your legedis Benz for the date if you don’t want bike



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SteveDGreat:


No peace for the wicked.

I can't wait when Peter Obi will start visiting big Churches when they are having their Annual crusades.

Believe ANY politician at your own risk




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GraceUnIimitedd:
will you shut your dirty mouth and get your smelly menstruated pusssy out of this thread

Ah boss




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orohbiro:
Nairaland men should stop this nonsense of sending me messages to my Email is annoying. I can differentiate my real Email friend and nairaland men some can't even spell well abeg he done do. Una never c fine gal before? Am not the only gal here u guys should stop fooling yourselves even one promise to always push my topic to front page if I can give him my watapp number .

Lol why do I feel like you’re secretly enjoying the attention ?

And you intentionally used your pic on a faceless forum





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Elewah:
Good day all. please I am going to be a little brief.

I am a young man in my mid 20s.

Last year I watched a video where a porn actress was interviewed and she said she makes up to $15k a month from porn.

Hearing that amount, I quickly used my calculator to covert and it ran into millions of naira.

I asked myself, if an actress can make this in a month, how much would the production company make? Definitely higher.

From there, I started nursing the idea of going into porn.

First thing I did I ordered a good camera from Jumia.
Made some contacts and so far I have gotten 6 actors. (2 males and 4 females).

I won't act. I want to be the production manager.

The 27th of this month is meant to be our first shoot.
Now I am worried.

After shooting what next?
Where and who would I sell the videos to?
Is this path worth taking?
Will I regret this act in future?

Please I need people who have broad knowledge on the above questions to help me out before I make a mistake I won't want to.
Thanks.

Something is very wrong with you sir
Why don’t you gather your family members And put it for them to watch

You need Jesus in your life



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Naijareporter1:
There are three major responsibilities you should emulate to keep your woman.

In every relationship, a woman wants to be loved, cared and provided for.

She wants the world to know these too.

So if you are in a relationship with a lady or thinking of starting one, here are three major responsibilities you should emulate to keep your woman; also ladies, these are things to look out for in a man.

1. Protect

When a man loves a woman, everything about her becomes his priority.

Whoever harms or attempts to will have to contend with him. It’s his responsibility, it’s how he was brought up.

For example, no man will speak ill of his mom or willingly accept that she was wrong or made a mistake. His love for her is unconditional and so he does whatever to protect because he has been made to understand that she is fragile and it is his duty to be her shield. It’s the same for his woman.

Protection doesn’t just mean when it comes to physical confrontation with another party, it also means advising her on certain issues, stepping up to perform a certain task that he thinks might be dangerous for her.

For example, he will walk her home at night because whatever affects her concerns him.

2. Provide

Another responsibility a man has to fulfill to his family, wife and girlfriend is the role of provision.

This is the very core of manhood to be the provider.

A man who can provide for his family and loved ones feels fulfilled. When a man can foot the bills, he is happy but if otherwise, this will affect his ego. This is why it is said that if a man truly cares for a woman he will never allow her lack for anything.

He will always provide the necessities because every appreciation he gets from her makes him proud and happy.

Providing for a woman doesn’t just mean monetary value, it could also mean helping her with certain duties around the house, providing could mean sharing the little he has with her.

A man who claims he can’t provide certain things for his woman not because he doesn’t have but because he feels she might take advantage of him is not a keeper.

It’s either he does not understand his responsibility or he is just making up excuses to be irresponsible.

3. Profess

If after dating a man for a while and he still introduces you by your name for example when he goes out with you to see his friends or colleagues and introduces you as “meet Jennifer, “this is Jennifer,", he introduces you as a friend.

In his heart he doesn’t see you more than that, so if you have been thinking you are his girlfriend you had better look for the exit door in the relationship.

A man that loves a lady will introduce her as his girlfriend or fiancée he will be proud to have her around him. He will be ready to introduce her to his friends and family; but if he hides his friends and his family members, he doesn’t love you.

A man that loves you will profess his love for you everywhere he goes not necessarily in saying "I love you", but in the way he treats you in the presence of his people and in the way he shows you respect.

I bet you when you do these three things protect, provide and profess your love for your woman she will be proud of you and she’s going to be by your side for a very long time.

So also ladies these are what you should watch out for in a man. If you have other suggestions and comments let’s see it in the comment box.

https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/relationships-weddings/the-3-ps-every-man-should-possess-in-a-relationship/0sx27n1?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

Thanks for your opinion trash



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This the coca ( from which cocaine is made )
Considering the damages of cocaine why shouldn’t it be illegal ?



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Mindblowing20:
I swear that's exactly how mine is . I don scratch myself injured every part of my body
Please how did you cure yours

That’s if it’s scabies o …

Go to a chemist
Get ivermectin ( you’ll take it based on your weight …the chemist should know that ) , benzyl benzoate and calamine lotion to reduce the itching
NB :Benzyl is hell on earth be careful about how you use it

If you can endure the pain for a week you’ll be fine.


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A cheat is a cheat . He/ she will always find a cause to cheat



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My decision to serve God and leave Igbo and drugs



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Yeah
Infact I’ll prefer /love such relationship
Just that these girls/ women are liars



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eMoney51:
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Please this is not about a get rich quick scheme.

And this is not about some orphans that need your contribution.

I wrote this piece to change our (men) views and attitude towards the female gender.

I mean...

A woman deserve to be treated well for the much sacrifice they offer us (men).

Come to think of this.. 'when a woman love, she loves for real'!

A woman can go to any length to satisfy her man.

A woman can sacrifice anything for the man.

A woman can forsake her friends and family because of the man.

Women really loves for real.

BUT,

It is we (men) who in most times make the women act or behave in a wrong way.

We betray their Trust.

We betray their Love.

We betray everything and so, they change!

We have all, in one time or the other disappointed women....No exception!

There are some women who will never forgive men.

There are some women who are being hurt, sincerely.

There are some who has sworn not to have anything to do with men.

Really, these things hurts.

I pray for every woman out there who is facing this kind of thing that you will find peace .

You will find Love, once again.

You will be Happy and smile once again.

Simple and Purely.

@Emoney51

Have a nice evening ma



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