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Religion / Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by awizl(m): 7:03pm On Feb 17, 2015
This guy is a massive fraud
Romans 16:17_18
Colossians 2:8
2 Timothy 4:3_4
Ephesians 5:11
Galatians 1:6_9
2 Corinthians 11:13_15
1John 1:4
1 Timothy 4:1
2John 1:10
1 Thessalonians 5:12
2 Peter 2:3
2 Peter 2:1
These are bible verses that teach us to scrutinize men of God and expose the fake ones. Follow no satanic teaching that says 'do not criticize a man of God'
Romance / Re: Its Four Weeks To My Wedding But I Feel Like Running Away With My Ex. Pls Help by awizl(m): 6:49pm On Feb 16, 2015
I left someone i love to marry someone better that i do not love. if you are a good focused hardworking lady, you can have any kind of life you want but love is something you need. Don't ever substitute anything for it. Whatever the other option is, you will get tired of it and wished you chose love. my answer to your question is ,"yes", love is all you need in a marriage. Nothing else matters. If yo choose anything else, you will come back and look for love but if you choose love, you wont come back and look for anything, even if ua struggling economically.

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Family / Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by awizl(m): 2:00am On Feb 02, 2015
Send me an email here jamesoylk@gmail.com. I'll tell you about a pill you can buy over the counter that will make him last and even go into overtime. i'll also send you a link to a medical journal that published a research on using the said pill to treat premature ejaculation. I and my friends that use this pill have never had an orgasm while it is still in our system( it lasts for 3 days). I literallly go onnnnnn till i cant anymo. I have to have sex without it to be able to have an orgasm. Only side effect is initial tiredness. So ideally, he'll use it b4 bed and sleep it off, ready for 3 days of action. No jokes here.
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Made In 9ja Keke (pics) by awizl(m): 11:35pm On Dec 30, 2014
This guy is a slowpoke, I swear. grin grin grin grin
How can a motorcycle engine move this pile of rusted metal. Mumu. This is why you should all goto school
Foreign Affairs / Re: USA Shuts Down North Korea's Internet After Sony Hack by awizl(m): 12:48pm On Dec 23, 2014
In comparison, USA maintains a stock of around 7000 nuclear weapons with 2000 readily deployable at a button touch. They and their allies have continually waged baseless wars to steal resources from otherwise peaceful nations and impose puppet regimes. I have not heard N.korea being involved in a war in the last several decades. unless war has changed meaning. Maybe it now means, another country killing people when western countries are not involved.


Frankenstein:
Kim Jun whatever should cry us a river! Have you forgotten that NK has been testing nukes in violation to UN order. They sank an SK ship some years back and nothing was done except well, more sanctions. They are shooting rockets and developing ICBMs which threaten global peace.

Foreign Affairs / Re: USA Shuts Down North Korea's Internet After Sony Hack by awizl(m): 12:43pm On Dec 23, 2014
You are peddling lies. There is no proof that North korea attacked Sony. Days before the big cyber attack, the attackers have threatened sony executives and demanded money. Also the virus used in the attack are readily available and sold pre-packaged in the malware black market. The USA have not at anytime laid down any proof that the attack was from N.Korea apart from saying the virus bears resemblance to other ones that have been attributed to N.korea. There is a sinister intention going on here and bottom feeders like you are just helping to feed the lies without examining the facts.













ifyclose2:
If you've been following the Sony, North Korea and
the US government saga then you should know what
this is about. But let me give a brief summary
because I'm about to board a flight.

Sony Pictures released a movie called The Interview,
a comedy about a fictional assassination of North
Korean leader, Kim Jong Un.. North Korean didn't
find it funny and hacked into Sony's computers,
rendering thousands of computers inoperable and
forced Sony to take its entire computer network
offline. That wasn't enough, they then threatened
terror attack on US citizens if Sony doesn't cancel
showing the movie, forcing Sony to pull the interview
from theaters and losing almost $200m. Then the US
government got involved and told Sony to go ahead and
release the movie, that they don't take lightly to
threats and promised to retaliate for the attack on
Sony. It looks like they've kept their to promise. North
Korea is currently offline. Lol

"Internet connectivity between North Korea and
the outside world is currently suffering one of
its worst outages in recent memory, suggesting
that the country may be enduring a mass cyber
attack a few days after President Obama warned
the US would launch a "proportional response" to
North Korea's hack against Sony
North Korea, which has four official networks
connecting the country to the Internet -- all of
which route through China -- began experiencing
intermittent problems yesterday and today went
completely black, according to Doug Madory,
director of Internet analysis at Dyn Research in
Hanover, New Hampshire." Bloomberg reports.

I find this so hilarious! Moral of the story, don't mess with the USA.
Source http://lindaikeji..nl/2014/12/lmao-north-koreas-internet-is-down-you.html?m=1


Source:https://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-experiencing-severe-internet-200418060.html
Family / Re: How Can I Free Her From My Bondage by awizl(m): 7:19pm On Dec 22, 2014
Tellmeurmind:
Please I need your advice. I'm a married man with kids, and I'm also involved in an extra -marital relationship with a lady in my office.

She is an early 30s. I'm so much involved with her to the extent that I cannot sleep without seeing her in a day. We have both known that we can’t marry each other but that doesn't stop us from always being together.

Any slightest quarrel with her always affects my family at home. She is praying for a Husband and she always tell me about any man who comes her way but because of my selfishness and impure ambitions, I always condemn them.

I don’t always want to see her with any man or hear that a man is calling her. With all these, I still have a strong mind that I'm blocking her from settling down with her Mr Right. I always feel like letting her go but I find it difficult.

Please, what do I do to let her go?

I'll be very practical with you. You're a cheating pathetic dude with no self control or common sense and I respect that. You're not alone, lots of us are just like you. However, you must realize you're on a destructive path which you must continually strive to deviate from permanently. Having said that, while at it, you can buy yourself time and play safe by making it a priority to continually toast and shag every girl that you can.
It will help you not get too emotionally involved with one person and make it easier to shake off anyone ....some will even dump you themselves.

Your life will be miserable, wasted, and chiefly pathetic but this is a time buying exercise you should engage in, hoping to make adjustments along the way that will lead you to the right path eventually. Proceed with sense, make superficial choices, endeavor to toast a new babe every 2 weeks.....hopefully one day, one will shock you back to being responsible or you'll get tired of stray vag recognizing that there's actually nothing to it..or ...you'll get to realize why your wife is special when you see the antics of these godless girls...or you'll lose your head and destroy your life or someone will destroy it for you.

This is not the easiest way out of your predicament but it is a practical one and i know it is the one that will walk you out ...because, let's be honest with ourselves...you're never going to let that vag go..it has to happen by itself....This is how to make it happen by itself

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Family / Re: How Can I Free Her From My Bondage by awizl(m): 7:17pm On Dec 22, 2014
kingpelumi:
He who wear the shoes no where itt pintches,am also in the same shoe,its a serious one which have beenn loooking for a way to let go but its pretty hard,plls. Help us out

I'll be very practical with you. You're a cheating pathetic dude with no self control or common sense and I respect that. You're not alone, lots of us are just like you. However, you must realize you're on a destructive path which you must continually strive to deviate from permanently. Having said that, while at it, you can buy yourself time and play safe by making it a priority to continually toast and shag every girl that you can.
It will help you not get too emotionally involved with one person and make it easier to shake off anyone ....some will even dump you themselves.

Your life will be miserable, wasted, and chiefly pathetic but this is a time buying exercise you should engage in, hoping to make adjustments along the way that will lead you to the right path eventually. Proceed with sense, make superficial choices, endeavor to toast a new babe every 2 weeks.....hopefully one day, one will shock you back to being responsible or you'll get tired of stray vag recognizing that there's actually nothing to it..or ...you'll get to realize why your wife is special when you see the antics of these godless girls...or you'll lose your head and destroy your life or someone will destroy it for you.

This is not the easiest way out of your predicament but it is a practical one and i know it is the one that will walk you out ...because, let's be honest with ourselves...you're never going to let that vag go..it has to happen by itself....This is how to make it happen by itself
Family / Re: How Can I Free Her From My Bondage by awizl(m): 7:10pm On Dec 22, 2014
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Romance / Re: Love Me As I Am: The Greatest Undoing In Relationships by awizl(m): 3:46pm On Jul 28, 2014
This thread is super boring undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Dies In Failed Attempt to bomb University In Kano by awizl(m): 3:42pm On Jul 28, 2014
danot1030: guy u done vex o.

You don mad? Just checking
Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Cancels Eid Festivities After Bomb attacks by awizl(m): 3:27pm On Jul 28, 2014
Timmy4wealth: Can Nigeria win war against bokoharam as all this bombing is happening everyday? Gradually they are weakening our security by gaining more grand in there bombing activities.

Naija get security? where dem dey?
Family / Re: Should Married Couples Have Their Separate Rooms? by awizl(m): 3:25pm On Jul 28, 2014
Ishilove:
Lol. The image that just popped into my head!! By the time you walk 5 minutes to get to her room, the woody will be so turgid that you won't need your hands to open the door; the woody will. Wifey will raise her head from sleep to see it coming through the door before the rest of you appears. cheesy embarassed



*sigh* I have an overactive imagination embarassed sad
Some Guys and their killer tools. if you marry them, e don be for you grin grin grin grin, even if you fence your room with barb wire, they'll bring that mohamed to destroy your mountain grin grin grin.
I'm on team different rooms, my wife has too many pimples, i cannot survive seeing dem all day, all night. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: PDP May Sack Anti-tukur State Chairmen by awizl(m): 9:54am On Jun 08, 2013
TUKUR IS NOT EDUCATED...CHECK WIKIPEDIA. [size=8pt][/size]
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by awizl(m): 9:46am On Jun 08, 2013
Notice what's written under the"add" request? That's what I got on my Samsung S4 chat-on when my friend from naija tried to add me. USA tops the list in internet scam, you don't get this when someone tries to add you from there. It's time to boycott Samsung phones. Naija don't let this stand![b][/b

Romance / Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by awizl(m): 3:00pm On Sep 01, 2009
@JB, wetin be ur own ? angry angry angry angry, amebo,u be UJu?,i kno guys lyk u,instead of makin ur own intentions known ,u go bout burnin other ppl's cables
***hiss** fake bwai !



Uju talk 2 me abeg grin grin
Romance / Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by awizl(m): 1:56pm On Sep 01, 2009
grin grin grin grin after tax wink
Romance / Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by awizl(m): 1:43pm On Sep 01, 2009
waterworks:

@ujuan i am a woman.
maybe its the expectant gifts any money for paying bills youre looking for that is blocking your eyes.

You dont need a man to pay your bills since when was paying bills considered wooing? you mean you wnat them to slap u with money abi? Its women like you that make it hard for women like me to find a good man not looking to buy my love. lazy unresponsive women looking for who will pay thier bills and take them to exotic resaturants. If all youre gonna use the eductaion you are now privileged to have to sit at home and wait for a man to pay all ure bills why do we fight everyday for equality?

And most of all how bout the ones who cant pay the bills nko?
they will start wooing again once lazy women like yoursleves get up and show them they are worth beign wooed!



i want to marry you pls wink wink wink wink, my job pays 2000GBP that's 400gs plus per month,i'm pretty responsible,humourous,lively,adventurous,intelligent,logical,firm,straight,trustworthy,loves outdoors and can be mean ,when one deserves it.    That's more like ur dream man,right wink wink wink
Romance / Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by awizl(m): 1:23pm On Sep 01, 2009
Lopezdee1:

I'm surprise how some people use to excuse of "a  lot of girls are spoil" not to treat girls/women right. After all no girl have "wife Material" pasted on their forehead let us all remember that There is nothing like a no good woman, because every no good woman is made by a no good man.

na lie,every girl for herself,nobody made anybody "no good",she made her choices,
But guys,, no moni relationships na fak up sha undecided,at least giv the dog a bone once in while so that it can wag its tail n then u catch ur own trips wit it, haba ! wink wink wink
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Manhandled, Handcuffed And Detained by awizl(m): 1:18pm On Sep 01, 2009
abeg free the chap jo o.U kno hw hard he had to wk 2 gather them bills? ,, so u wld let som stupid broad jus chek in ,fap and chek out.Nah ,no way ! it ain't hapenin wen i stil gat breath.
Take it to the biarch howeva she wants it.
Timaya claim ur paper abeg
Business / Re: Sanusi Canvasses Islamic Banking by awizl(m): 1:03pm On Sep 01, 2009
that 400billion came from those islamic peeps,, that's why he's not yet telling where he got it from.
Those sh*theads ain't see nuthin yet, 9ja don pass that level
Romance / Re: Face Book Wahala by awizl(m): 3:23pm On Aug 29, 2009
undecided undecided undecided Poor Basket !
Y wld u do that in the first place? u need to up ur game sissy grin grin
plus put a leash on dat stray asset,she's gettin outa bound,, talkin bout ur FB status lyk u dnt reserve the exclusive right to do whateva u want wit hers n urs  grin grin
Romance / Re: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by awizl(m): 2:54pm On Aug 29, 2009
rhymz:

@daduke2k,thanx for pointing that out,am aware of that anyway but even at that,it's imperative to note that in a forum such as this,even if the topic is a ruse by the poster to get attention,we can't say people re not in such situations.If U ve read most of my comments,U will observe that i ve not based my arguement abt this issue on just moral grounds and unneccesssary sentiments and generalization that's why i ve a problem with the kid.In any civilized clime,when ppl debate(be you young or old),it's ok to disagree but U don't call ppl names,make unfounded generalizations or belittle ppl just because U want to make a point,that in itself,shows the person arguing lacks a proper grasp of the topic.I read the first set of Amaka's posts and honestly it was way disrespectful esp the way she tried to describe Nigeria and nigerian men and even went further to tag unfortunate Nigerian girls as bush girls,I was like,what does a kid btw 15,16,17 & 18 that does't even stay in nigeria know abt dis country that is making her so assertive with unfounded claims & wide guesses,calling ppl with differing opinions paedophiles,as a Nigerian(and a fellow igbo) and also as a human,i felt the kid had to be corrected before she spews her vomit on every1 even if it meant using up pages,Lol.Anyway thanx again. 


@Rhymz,like i said earlier,u need help,, n who frack made u the police here. Yapping like a crazed racoon,ua jez waaaay stupid,letting Amaka strip your pathetic self lyk dat,,, n your dumbass jez kept ranting. I have strong doubts bout your maturity and if ua over 22,your sanity. Eat dik !
aight,, go ahead n do your thang ***waiting**
Romance / Re: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by awizl(m): 1:11pm On Aug 28, 2009
rhymz:

@Amaka,spare Us the gory details of your unfortunate childhood,U seriously need a counseling 4rm a child psychologist expert.U claim to be in the US, there re a lot of expert child-counselors there since they ve the worst rate of very weird crimes such as Urs.Instead of venting your anger on the wrong ppl,learn to face your issues,U need help,it's very obvious that U had a troubled upbring might not neccessarily be rape or paedophilia,maybe a broken home or sth,stop shying away from your own issues and pointing fingers at ppl who might not neccessarily understand your point of view which stems 4rm a traumatic upbringing.For instance,i can't imagine my younger sister sitting all day in front of a computer screen and unnerving a grosteque image of a traumatic past.There's no such thing as a superwoman,it only exists in the figment of a psychologically deranged woman.Go get help,I ve seen ppl who ve gone through worse situations than Urs but still came out strong,resolute and almost unscathed not because they rest on their oars but because they realise they had a problem and went out to get solutions.
@Edo/Yoruba,if a lady acts and talks like a lady she will be accorded the full respect of a lady but if she acts like a bitch she will of course get the treatment of a bitch.




Ua jez waaaaayyyy stupid grin grin grin
aight, go ahead n say somn stupid again, ****waiting***
Romance / Re: Ladies And Underwears by awizl(m): 5:15pm On Aug 27, 2009
koolchicco:

U dey funny Rita.Anyway Who wan try such nonsense wit me in da name of securing me,she dey crazy?. .Me wey already dey in-securable sef! grin grin


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy they don't kno,even if she leaves a thousand of em, d nxt gurl will throw em out
this boiz are not smiling,takes alot more to secure than jus droppin filthy stuvs arnd grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Ladies And Underwears by awizl(m): 4:30pm On Aug 27, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

lol who's gonna shag someone who they find isnt wearing underwear in the first place


shocked shocked shocked shocked me me me me me me me grin grin grin grin grin
ain't that sexy?
but to be candid----guys that sniff gurlz undies are PERVS
Politics / Re: CBN Never Conducted Any Special Tests On Banks by awizl(m): 3:25pm On Aug 27, 2009
tunde300us:

I think we should be very careful here,no one has tried this men and found them guilty.Except for the words of sanusi and the federal govt of Nigeria who is not to be trusted anyway.
Like i said only time will tell if his actions will last.We are still in season (1) of this series so please stay tuned grin



Have you asked yourself, why all this ppl are running?------applying basic morals nw
Food / Re: Is There Any Romantic Nigerian Food? by awizl(m): 3:10pm On Aug 27, 2009
babzyshe:

Any food will do actually, all u need is a sprinkling of "burantashi" and "dongoyaro" extracts.

It works like Magic wink



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin believe  that guy o,cz in the end tht's what matters, grin grin grin
Babyzshe, i second your motion ! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health / Re: My Girlfriend Is A Sleep-Walker (Somnambulist) by awizl(m): 3:03pm On Aug 27, 2009
grin grin grin grin grin ;Dthere's nothing a spanking BIarCh Slap cnt do?,beliv me grin grin grin grin
Jez slap the shiiittt outa her n mak her promise to stop scaring you, that you tend to hit people when they do,which is perfectly natural grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Ladies And Underwears by awizl(m): 2:59pm On Aug 27, 2009
it happened once to me ,, my new gal left her pata in the shower n my ex jus came around n picked it up without my knowledge . My ex embarrased her in public n said she even saw er pant in my crib bt the stupidy did'nt tell me angry angry angry,i cld have gotten it bck pronto cz i kno wt my ex wz capable of. In short,my new gal bleed 3/4 off her weight for 4months. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
GIrls ,, kip marking territories,, ya heard? grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: CIBN Removes Erastus Akingbola by awizl(m): 2:49pm On Aug 27, 2009
Serves the prick right,,,
Pushing juniors to the edge to bring in this funds n then later lavishing it on friends and cronies.
Fackin Bastad.
Ya'll pitying this guy,i bet u've neva lost your hard earned moni cz of bank failure b4.
I pray he neva gets outa this,maybe even DIE trying to.
Yes its personal !
customers die when banks fail
Romance / Re: Ladies And Underwears by awizl(m): 2:45pm On Aug 27, 2009
@POST. . .because it's a TROPHY!

I don't want a washed undie. . .She's leaving the one soaked with her juice with me. Wink


@negro NTns
sad sad sadperv ! sad sad sad i bet u'll sniff it regularly n probably kiss it somday
, i wonder hw she'll feel when she finds out

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