₦airaland Forum

sexymoma:
Where is the traffic... Awofeso Street Traffic sef hot pass this wan

Exactly my thoughts. If this is traffic, what will pako eleja/ikotun egbe peeps call the hell they go through everyday?

Beware... Take bananas till you go 'yo'.

This couple will be very productive. Expect them to raise a football team at the very least.

A seed sowing pastor...go into the world and multiply!

Thought this dude only sniffs g-strings...

Now he's added Pampers sniffing to his pathetic case.

Case closed beyond redemption. No more comment about Fanny from me.

Tosinayoko:
beware of this person. He is an agent from d pit of hell

I see..you who's got a furnished flat in fool's paradise!

People are jubilant over the sayings of a 7year old girl. In my opinion, I do not think the God who created hell fire has not evolved over the last 5000 years when even we humans have evolved emotionally and giving more concerns and values to human life, banishing capital punishment and barbaric killings.

I believe God would have carved another ingenious way of dealing with those who fell short of his standards - of which almost everyone cannot lay claim to achieve - rather than the mere threat of burning eternally.

What have our politicians been smoking these days?

Savages!!!

Oh Fanny!

The Federal Ministry of Health warns that sniffing g-strings causes mouth diarrhoea!!!

Who remembers Rasqie of the 'Soji hun' fame? The dude was an Usher wannabe that never was. Nothing bad in being influenced by someone in the industry, but aim to always be yourself and carve a niche for yourself.

Reasons why Fayose been fighting tooth and nail or in this case Rofo-rofo fight.

If this will put GEJ in good light..here is an opportunity to sacrifice Fayose for more votes.

Reasons why Fayose been fighting tooth and nail or in this case Rofo-rofo fight.

If this will put GEJ in good light..here is an opportunity to sacrifice Fayose for more votes.

That's the gift of coke to you all... It gives you the rare chance to have a taste of as many girls as possible - olosho, ogbanje, toyin, bekky, zainab, Chioma , etc.

Now you know...all girls TASTE alike!

You are nearly there...your being able to identify the problem alone...and willingness to seek solutions means you can really solve the problem.

First, your resolve and strong will comes to play.

Second, set your priorities, your objective. Which is more important, self-service or your body shape.

Third, take it one day at a time...keep a diary...for each day you go without self-service, reward yourself, give yourself a treat or a compliment.

Before you know it...you'ld have trained your body again to refuse the urge of self-service and you will be in absolute control of your body... And not the other way round.

Mind you, it looks simple...but very tasking and requires 100% commitment. If you need to get a coach or confidant to monitor your progress, do so.

Good luck!

During the hmmmm haaaa...she musters words like 'ose oko mi' - meaning Thank you Mah hubby...it comes naturally...especially when the right corners get drilled.

At the end of it..I say Mah thanks sealed with kisses...to appreciate her going through the rigours of the 'gish-gish'.

Oh Fanny again...one morning one trouble.

Didn't the doctors warn you against sniffing g-strings?

One advice...Face your work..promote GEJ...stop making the opposition popular!

The beauty of democracy...no one's got the monopoly of choices...each and everyone is entitled to an opinion and it counts!

Up next the 'Fanny Group' to come show us the longest record breaking line of g-strings, c-strings and thongs. #justkidding

If these are all the President could garner as Yoruba opinion leaders...then I think he's just been scammed. But I do used to respect Olu Falae...whatever happens to his ideologies and principles.

Anyway, half bread is better than 'chin-chin'.. at all at all na hin worse pass.

RIP.

NOTE: He who dies because of a girl, over 200 girls will walk over his grave.

Emyben:
"

6. A girl who loves every available man is
"Access
Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is "Intercontinental bank"

Now that 6 has acquired 7... Do we have girls who love every available man from across the globe Acess-Intercontinental

Fanny, have you been sniffing panties again?

Now trending #tearmembershipcard challenge

"Wetin we no go see for this cuntri?"

What is the implication of this? GEJ is already contesting and we have moved on...his party has named him their presidential candidate.

Why bring up this issue again? I hope it isn't what I'm thinking. Disrupt 2015 elections...no elections will take place and move for a single tenure of 7years. Guess they have no plans to contest anyway.

#dontquoteme #Justguessing #politicalconjectures

Shedding tears for detainees in that station... Sleep a night there as a criminal and you need no preacher to convert you before turning born again!

Way to go GEJ... Free Lagosians from 16years APC bondage...

As you do this remember to FREE Nigerians from 16years PDP bondage. Shikenna!

tsdarkside:
hehehe..they think they are oyinbo too..very funny.

meanwile the oyinbos de make jokes over them..

but they dont care,so long they are still better than the blacks..

hahahha...its a funny mental disorder,,,

Lol... 'Una oyinbo no loss?'

Surely the employers must have known that the boiz in the business only deal in real oyinbos...hence the trap.

The guy must be thinking he is oyinbo maybe because people in his office call him 'berebe'.

Racism not intended..but when did Indians become oyinbo?

@bros Bode George..."Be Prepared".

Gullible Nigerians.."eating" their mandates since 1959!

Obj turning to a celebrity...i see this act going viral in the country. Many defectors from both sides will follow suit.

We've been through thick and thin
Through struggles and trials
Through joy and passions
In all, I still remain true
My promise kept from Day One
To love and cherish you
Now, Always and FOREVER.