₦airaland Forum

Midegee:
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Looks more or less like "GaMBari" patterned on his head.

Good to see our ladies stepping up to the challenge...and not buying a packet of 3 boxer shorts. One to be worn on Monday, then turned inside out on Tuesday. The second one for Wednesday and turned inside out on Thursday. And the third for Friday which will be turned inside out on Saturday. And on Sundays, he is expected to go tubeless!

The elections may as well not hold until the major participants complete their junketing to all churches, mosques and marabouts.

Given the excuses, I expect the CIC of the armed forces to be in the war zone not gallivanting around churches in Nigeria. Then and only then will I support the postponement 100%.

The elections may as well not hold until the major participants complete their junketing to all churches, mosques and marabouts.

Given the excuses, I expect the CIC of the armed forces to be in the war zone not gallivanting around churches in Nigeria. Then and only then will I support the postponement 100%.

If this is true. Then this is a coup against the intelligence of Nigerians.

horlakunle25:
Hmmmm!! Abbey stadium!! Guess dat stadium is name after a naija man!!

Olodo... An abbey is a monastery or convent.

Really interesting and fun times in Nigeria now, with enough distractions to take the minds of the common man away from their sorrows over the next few weeks.

Volleyboobs
Bedmington
Tablep*nis

vizkiz:
nah...he's gat HND in accounting and Bsc in economics

In addition, his mum might be Ijebu and his dad Igbo.

Family (un)planning love...

I don't normally do this...but she looks like Professor Pella's Assistant or some witch out of 'The wizard of oz'.

Nothing new . Child harness leash is being used the world over. Momma just need to improvise.

5Billion Naira? Na Yam? Abi na Beans?

What does it matter where who rules Nigeria comes from? The political class in their bigotry been playing the ethnic card whenever it suits them. Until the young generation Nigerians "dot.com generation" say NO to ethnic, tribal, religious sentiments, Nigeria will forever remain a mediocre country which cannot achieve its utmost potentials. Vote wisely!

This was how we rolled...

GodMode:
She no fit take care of herself abi she no get brain again be dat... How person go date girl wey no fit care for herself

The op has set a
precedent... It may not be about taking care of her in that sense... That is why I said the op should consider doing the visiting if paying tfare is becoming a strain. Obviously, he'll be mad if he learnt the girl had to take a lift in order to get home.

Guess you should do the visiting then. She is your 'girlfriend' not just any 'friend'..if you don't take care of her who will?

Coast milk advert *singing* We are the Coast milk people...we like it...Coast Milk...

Also remember Andrew checking out

"Hey men, I'm checking out, I'm tired of no water, no light, no telephone, no good roads and no good services."

Gone were those days (Ibon Ni awon ojo naa)

deeobserver209: Those commercials reminds me of the local drama : Nosa.

"Behind the clouds"

Bad timing...Bad market... With the ASUU strike going on...the organisers must have banked on students and their 'Aristos'. Pity, Wizzy's fans are can't make it from their folks' cribs.

Hmmmm...those days when you talk about militants/terrorists you think only of 'Fadeyi Oloro' (not MEND, BH or Alqaeda)...and 'Abija' was our 'Jack Bauer.'

Those days of LWT - Lagos Weekend Television...still remember the jazz/instrumental they play

Those days of East Coast vs West Coast..days when lumber-jacks and tommy shirts were the bomb

Days when 'kid n play', sister act, the cosby show, fresh prince, coming to america...were some of d funniest foreign comedy...

quote:i hope this player will be able to solve our problem and arsene wenger should try and sign midfielders and defenders becos we are having a lt of problem in those areas especially the defense line djorou should be sent to the reserve team he is not fit to be on the bench talk less of the first team.
to all my fellow gunners don't worry it will be well

Not to worry, Prof. Wenger's got him cos he's got the work rate of 'Park' and the skills of 'Young'

@Seun & 1759, you will not understand until you make 2 trips to MMA in one day in that terrible Lagos traffic cos you came boarding 8hrs earlier than schedule.

Anyway, overall, my annoying habits are far worse than hers and I love her to pieces.

We are very opposites:
1. Sometimes I feel My Wifey ain't human, I'm always delighted on the rare times I catch her pass the gas, as she always seem to never do it, and it never smells. Even her poo doesn't smell, I wonder if she downs perfs with her food. I'm gutted cos she opens d door wide while doing it, so most times I pretend it stinks to heavens.
For me, no matter how I let go silently, she smells it even before it comes out of mah hole.
She has an hyper sensitive nose. And when she complains, I'll ask if its my fault that her farting hole is blocked. Now she's been nagging I go see the GP that I have a bug in my tommy, can you imagine?  

2. She's damn too efficient. No complacency at all. The way she keeps appointments amazes me. I hardly ever get the opportunity to hurry her up like other men do their wives. Instead its the other way round. Each time I secretly try hard to beat her to time she ends up getting ready before me. Gawd knows how much I hate this.

3. Fights nko? She just loves to pick fights on anything. I'm the quiet type. But to make the house alive, we must fight. And when I say fight, no be small fight ooo, After the fights we seem to get more love. Cos we must sleep together, even if I try to sleep in the guest room, she'll come pull the blankets, pillows and sheets off me and take them to our room. With temperatures below sometimes 3 degrees, 'I no get choose.' And I can't sleep in the kids rooms, cos I wouldn't want them to know we are fighting.

4. She believes we must do every single thing together. I'm not against this. But it is really annoying when it comes to me having to wake up so we breast feed the baby, Haba!

There are a lot more. Will share more as I remember.