Guess you are all having a very good weekend as for me wekend is very megarly dulling, wish say i dey naija ooooo. anyway sha. happy weekend to all of una ooo.

FunmyKemmy:

@ funmykemmy: Welcome to WTMH. Oya give us gist. we dey wait

Thank you.

Gist

No water, electricity in my area.

henhen this jist is incomplete, which area do you live, how is your landlord or if you are a landlord or landlady urself. . we are waiting. traffic situation, neighbours.e.t.c

@icey

thanks jare my sister. no mind masky jare. anyway sure say all of una dey look 4ward to the weekend. anyway make una enjoy am well well. happy jimoh to all the muslim bro and sis in the house.

@icey

thanks jare i had to go to the top to get unbanned from the Nairalander himself.

FunmyKemmy:

Hi all

hello and welcome to WTMH. hope you have fun and find it interesting on here as we have all done and currently doing. do enjoy whats left of your week. regards.

@poster

i also got invited as well to do fill application form online and also take their online test as well which i did and just waiting for response from them. i was sent the invite via gcc

@ijoseda.

congrats ooo, na gbagda phase1 abi 2 abi na atunrase estate or medina estate ? these past few weeks they has been go slow before you get to anthony oo, but nevertheless am sure u will enjoy the area, congrats again.

@kingboy

no be so jare my work don dey give me serious wahala say make i produce sick note after the 8th day so man gast to run back put things back in order ooo but i go dey country again by july so we go definately hook up then.

as per the kids, put small valium 5 inside hollandia youghur. believe me it works like magic. lol

no say na for my mouth you hear am sha ooo. lol

@masky

masky baba the only confirmed landlord who lives amongst the midst of highly placed, sophisticated member of WTMH. .
i jst dey greet you oo but neverteless i no frget the hhouse lauching parrie wey u wan arrange for ya people ooo.

ijoseda:

@axeybaba,
how mama charlie na?
chei, the woman no wan give charlie chance. na wa o! thank God for journey mercies back to your base. cheers bro!

iya charlie bawooo. me and mama charlie no family at all ooo, infact na make things just arrange well for me make me and jonathan dey relate ooo. abeg. back to my usual boring routine of work and home jare. anyway sha go enter naija again by july sha. i hear say u don arrange new place, which side for lagos abi na still gbagada u still go ?

i don repost my journey details and hopefully it wont dissapear again oo.

@icey
abi oo wetin i for do na. anyway sha they are still remaining a few so hopefully they wont be getting married sooner. lol.

yea yeas all in ths house say yeah yeah. the big pumpin is in the house. after too soo many po po po por champgne. enuf star , shepe, in the system anyway today bin busy left lagos yesterday night at 11pm, got to manchester today at 8:20 dashed home from the airport, dropped my bags and straight off to work and then just got home, demolished a largse size pizza from dominoes and hollandia youghurt as i carry 3cartoon come and also 3 giant bottles of groundnut bad belle people make i bottle break but mba i no gree i pack am put for inside plate. lol

well my trip was fu, saw a few people and wasnt able to see some, saw some but only for less than 5mins i do apologise. i will dedicate my july visit to your guys.

first few weks in lagos. all my neighbours happy, uncle jide, bro jide right from gate ooo. lol. dispensed all the goodies i brought for all the kids in the compound including the adults. thanks to asda. lol.

bought petrol but first 2weeks nepa was fantaboulousiticallymiraculosulykudosful that is to say light was great, no dey blink at all and even f it does just by the time you count 1-2 them don bring am back, very full current BUT 3rd week dem show pepper no be small, light no dey even show at all, just flashing ti and take it again. spent much on fuel and wasnt happy.


gave mu aboki money to busy soap and wash my clothes for me as i cant waer 1 cloth twice, the girl never returns my change so i have learnt anything you send aboki message always give them approximate money especially since i am friendly with all.

yes also beware of drunk drivers in lagos. i was in pako busstop in bariga before unilag gate, on sunday this drunk idiot waited for me to make uturn after which he just ran into the back of my neighbours hyundai sonata of which say the bumper na plastic as it was me driving and lagos boy, the guy just siddon inside mottor, i take slap remove am from driviers seat. to cut long story short i collect 8k from the guy that night, mopol for my guy bank collect , boys wey intervene collect, everybody drink beer, person wey get motor collect share me sef pocket the rest. hmm na wao see as we just share 8k and th bumper for the car na 30k of which very scare, well next day panel beater was able to patch it up. lol. welcome to lagos. either you bash or be bashed.

water erm er erm it was good throughout . no complaints.

road na wao i couldnt beliee the road each compound agrd t pay 30k which is 5k per flat the landlords are now trying to make a u turn saying 5k per compound whih is not even enough to start work. . well my landlord na correct guy, blasted all f them from the oldest to the youngest. lol. so we still dey manage our old road like dat.

police dem dey fear me.

lastma hmmm bad news, very idiotic people collected 2500 from me just becos i make mistake around oregun trying to get to ojota but was on the wrong lane by the traffic light hence i caysed build up of trafic. dem guy na craze.

henhen before i forget. gave my keys to my aboki only for me to come back and find out that the key to my sliding door has been removed from the bunch of keys, sarpmsharp i go buy padlock and chain to de secure my buglary proof. ole barawo. and also one of the teenager son of my neighbours do mistake carry my only and one better jeans wey i get inside their house come talk say hum think say na im papa get the jeans.
also one of the the female neighbours is geting married today so the flat beside me is now 5irls and no longer six. lol.

final jist. landlord wife wen i was going yesterday say uncle jide are you going i said yes she said eyaaa i thougt me and you would have gone to the neighbours wedding ooo. . i tell am say make she no allow oga landlord hear ooo,make he for no increase my rent for trespassing. lol.

@kingboy

hmmm na wao i don make like 2 post but dey just dey dissapear. jare. rain ke i don land come back my base for manchester jare. as the hustle continues. oooo. me i no dey worry at all sef very soon all man go begin use flying boat or canoe. lol. ow the weekend.

yea yeas all in ths house say yeah yeah. the big pumpin is in the house. after too soo many po po po por champgne. enuf star , shepe, in the system anyway today bin busy left lagos yesterday night at 11pm, got to manchester today at 8:20 dashed home from the airport, dropped my bags and straight off to work and then just got home, demolished a largse size pizza from dominoes and hollandia youghurt as i carry 3cartoon come and also 3 giant bottles of groundnut bad belle people make i bottle break but mba i no gree i pack am put for inside plate. lol

well my trip was fu, saw a few people and wasnt able to see some, saw some but only for less than 5mins i do apologise. i will dedicate my july visit to your guys.

first few weks in lagos. all my neighbours happy, uncle jide, bro jide right from gate ooo. lol. dispensed all the goodies i brought for all the kids in the compound including the adults. thanks to asda. lol.

bought petrol but first 2weeks nepa was fantaboulousiticallymiraculosulykudosful that is to say light was great, no dey blink at all and even f it does just by the time you count 1-2 them don bring am back, very full current BUT 3rd week dem show pepper no be small, light no dey even show at all, just flashing ti and take it again. spent much on fuel and wasnt happy.


gave mu aboki money to busy soap and wash my clothes for me as i cant waer 1 cloth twice, the girl never returns my change so i have learnt anything you send aboki message always give them approximate money especially since i am friendly with all.

yes also beware of drunk drivers in lagos. i was in pako busstop in bariga before unilag gate, on sunday this drunk idiot waited for me to make uturn after which he just ran into the back of my neighbours hyundai sonata of which say the bumper na plastic as it was me driving and lagos boy, the guy just siddon inside mottor, i take slap remove am from driviers seat. to cut long story short i collect 8k from the guy that night, mopol for my guy bank collect , boys wey intervene collect, everybody drink beer, person wey get motor collect share me sef pocket the rest. hmm na wao see as we just share 8k and th bumper for the car na 30k of which very scare, well next day panel beater was able to patch it up. lol. welcome to lagos. either you bash or be bashed.

water erm er erm it was good throughout . no complaints.

road na wao i couldnt beliee the road each compound agrd t pay 30k which is 5k per flat the landlords are now trying to make a u turn saying 5k per compound whih is not even enough to start work. . well my landlord na correct guy, blasted all f them from the oldest to the youngest. lol. so we still dey manage our old road like dat.

police dem dey fear me.

lastma hmmm bad news, very idiotic people collected 2500 from me just becos i make mistake around oregun trying to get to ojota but was on the wrong lane by the traffic light hence i caysed build up of trafic. dem guy na craze.

henhen before i forget. gave my keys to my aboki only for me to come back and find out that the key to my sliding door has been removed from the bunch of keys, sarpmsharp i go buy padlock and chain to de secure my buglary proof. ole barawo. and also one of the teenager son of my neighbours do mistake carry my only and one better jeans wey i get inside their house come talk say hum think say na im papa get the jeans.
also one of the the female neighbours is geting married today so the flat beside me is now 5irls and no longer six. lol.

final jist. landlord wife wen i was going yesterday say uncle jide are you going i said yes she said eyaaa i thougt me and you would have gone to the neighbours wedding ooo. . i tell am say make she no allow oga landlord hear ooo,make he for no increase my rent for trespassing. lol.

yea yeas all in ths house say yeah yeah. the big pumpin is in the house. after too soo many po po po por champgne. enuf star , shepe, in the system anyway today bin busy left lagos yesterday night at 11pm, got to manchester today at 8:20 dashed home from the airport, dropped my bags and straight off to work and then just got home, demolished a largse size pizza from dominoes and hollandia youghurt as i carry 3cartoon come and also 3 giant bottles of groundnut bad belle people make i bottle break but mba i no gree i pack am put for inside plate. lol

well my trip was fu, saw a few people and wasnt able to see some, saw some but only for less than 5mins i do apologise. i will dedicate my july visit to your guys.

first few weks in lagos. all my neighbours happy, uncle jide, bro jide right from gate ooo. lol. dispensed all the goodies i brought for all the kids in the compound including the adults. thanks to asda. lol.

bought petrol but first 2weeks nepa was fantaboulousiticallymiraculosulykudosful that is to say light was great, no dey blink at all and even f it does just by the time you count 1-2 them don bring am back, very full current BUT 3rd week dem show pepper no be small, light no dey even show at all, just flashing ti and take it again. spent much on fuel and wasnt happy.


gave mu aboki money to busy soap and wash my clothes for me as i cant waer 1 cloth twice, the girl never returns my change so i have learnt anything you send aboki message always give them approximate money especially since i am friendly with all.

yes also beware of drunk drivers in lagos. i was in pako busstop in bariga before unilag gate, on sunday this drunk idiot waited for me to make uturn after which he just ran into the back of my neighbours hyundai sonata of which say the bumper na plastic as it was me driving and lagos boy, the guy just siddon inside mottor, i take slap remove am from driviers seat. to cut long story short i collect 8k from the guy that night, mopol for my guy bank collect , boys wey intervene collect, everybody drink beer, person wey get motor collect share me sef pocket the rest. hmm na wao see as we just share 8k and th bumper for the car na 30k of which very scare, well next day panel beater was able to patch it up. lol. welcome to lagos. either you bash or be bashed.

water erm er erm it was good throughout . no complaints.

road na wao i couldnt beliee the road each compound agrd t pay 30k which is 5k per flat the landlords are now trying to make a u turn saying 5k per compound whih is not even enough to start work. . well my landlord na correct guy, blasted all f them from the oldest to the youngest. lol. so we still dey manage our old road like dat.

police dem dey fear me.

lastma hmmm bad news, very idiotic people collected 2500 from me just becos i make mistake around oregun trying to get to ojota but was on the wrong lane by the traffic light hence i caysed build up of trafic. dem guy na craze.

henhen before i forget. gave my keys to my aboki only for me to come back and find out that the key to my sliding door has been removed from the bunch of keys, sarpmsharp i go buy padlock and chain to de secure my buglary proof. ole barawo. and also one of the teenager son of my neighbours do mistake carry my only and one better jeans wey i get inside their house come talk say hum think say na im papa get the jeans.
also one of the the female neighbours is geting married today so the flat beside me is now 5irls and no longer six. lol.

final jist. landlord wife wen i was going yesterday say uncle jide are you going i said yes she said eyaaa i thougt me and you would have gone to the neighbours wedding ooo. . i tell am say make she no allow oga landlord hear ooo,make he for no increase my rent for trespassing. lol.

wait oo were the moderator dey, ? i posted somethinyesterday and cant find it now ooo. wetin happen ooo ?

inspired_m:

1995 Honda Bulldog is 750k

1997 Honda Bulldog is 850k, Ave Mileage, Clean Title

1997 Very Very Clean is 900k.

sorry can you enlighten me on the difference btw the 3 you have quoted ? thanks and if possible pics to show differences as well.

oga inspired. a friend will like to know what wil be the full total landing cost of honda bulldog, very clean with all the tiys and low/avergae milage and very clean. thanks.

yea yeas all in ths house say yeah yeah. the big pumpin is in the house. after too soo many po po po por champgne. enuf star , shepe, in the system anyway today bin busy left lagos yesterday night at 11pm, got to manchester today at 8:20 dashed home from the airport, dropped my bags and straight off to work and then just got home, demolished a largse size pizza from dominoes and hollandia youghurt as i carry 3cartoon come and also 3 giant bottles of groundnut bad belle people make i bottle break but mba i no gree i pack am put for inside plate. lol

well my trip was fu, saw a few people and wasnt able to see some, saw some but only for less than 5mins i do apologise. i will dedicate my july visit to your guys.

first few weks in lagos. all my neighbours happy, uncle jide, bro jide right from gate ooo. lol. dispensed all the goodies i brought for all the kids in the compound including the adults. thanks to asda. lol.

bought petrol but first 2weeks nepa was fantaboulousiticallymiraculosulykudosful that is to say light was great, no dey blink at all and even f it does just by the time you count 1-2 them don bring am back, very full current BUT 3rd week dem show pepper no be small, light no dey even show at all, just flashing ti and take it again. spent much on fuel and wasnt happy.


gave mu aboki money to busy soap and wash my clothes for me as i cant waer 1 cloth twice, the girl never returns my change so i have learnt anything you send aboki message always give them approximate money especially since i am friendly with all.

yes also beware of drunk drivers in lagos. i was in pako busstop in bariga before unilag gate, on sunday this drunk idiot waited for me to make uturn after which he just ran into the back of my neighbours hyundai sonata of which say the bumper na plastic as it was me driving and lagos boy, the guy just siddon inside mottor, i take slap remove am from driviers seat. to cut long story short i collect 8k from the guy that night, mopol for my guy bank collect , boys wey intervene collect, everybody drink beer, person wey get motor collect share me sef pocket the rest. hmm na wao see as we just share 8k and th bumper for the car na 30k of which very scare, well next day panel beater was able to patch it up. lol. welcome to lagos. either you bash or be bashed.

water erm er erm it was good throughout . no complaints.

road na wao i couldnt beliee the road each compound agrd t pay 30k which is 5k per flat the landlords are now trying to make a u turn saying 5k per compound whih is not even enough to start work. . well my landlord na correct guy, blasted all f them from the oldest to the youngest. lol. so we still dey manage our old road like dat.

police dem dey fear me.

lastma hmmm bad news, very idiotic people collected 2500 from me just becos i make mistake around oregun trying to get to ojota but was on the wrong lane by the traffic light hence i caysed build up of trafic. dem guy na craze.

henhen before i forget. gave my keys to my aboki only for me to come back and find out that the key to my sliding door has been removed from the bunch of keys, sarpmsharp i go buy padlock and chain to de secure my buglary proof. ole barawo. and also one of the teenager son of my neighbours do mistake carry my only and one better jeans wey i get inside their house come talk say hum think say na im papa get the jeans.
also one of the the female neighbours is geting married today so the flat beside me is now 5irls and no longer six. lol.

final jist. landlord wife wen i was going yesterday say uncle jide are you going i said yes she said eyaaa i thougt me and you would have gone to the neighbours wedding ooo. . i tell am say make she no allow oga landlord hear ooo,make he for no increase my rent for trespassing. lol.

@maskybaba

i dey house jare, i don dey enter lagos mood jare my broda, i don log out of this yeye oyibo atmosphere. jst dey house dey look like solo makinde jare. nothing mega.

BRIDE2B:

Well am getting married soon but i've started thinking of changes to my Fiance's decor. not much but a woman's touch. He says i can start now but am insisting that the band must enter the finger first.lol
Anyway i've got a lot of tips from this thread and will be posting my 'welcome to my house' soon.
Meanwhile does anyone know where I can get an apartment on the Mainland that allows daily rental? My parents are coming to lagos for the wedding and my place is too small to accommodate them. For some reason, the idea of staying in a hotel for my wedding is freaking my dad out.

congratulations on your wedding. pray the day meets you well in peace and good health. welcome to WTMH the one and only ever interesting thread on the Nairaland porperty section packed full with eloquent personalities.
well in lagos its difficult to get such an accomodation especially when its not an HOTEL. if your folks have friends or families they can equally stay there.
Personally over the past years when i always come to lagos, before getting my own place, i usually stay in an holiday apartment within MKO abiola gardens in Alausa. its a 2or 3bedroom apartment i think and its a flat. just you and whoever is with you and you cater for your foods, e.t.c. but the bill is around 12500k per day . if you are interested i can give you the info.

iceblue:

@kingboy
this oneamen!! thanks axey

welcome my dear. wait oo that kiss na for cheeks abi for lips. lol

@gmattutor

indomie bi di bawo , noooo i still dey uk jare my broda na sunday night i dey enter lagos ooo, but u mst trust na from inside plane i for don dey hak my heineken dey go, den from there, do small runnings and den take di local agbo to wash away all the sugar in my system den refill my system with shepe. lol. jedi, opa eyin, gbo gbo ee. lol den monday to monday na shayon and eating all the delicacies 24/7 non stop. lol.

@k2

broda i kukuma dey follow the goings on fro here oo, jst didnt post anything as bin laboured wth work jare. sacrifice ke nibo, me i get confidence say beforwe my flight for sunday all the rubbish go don clear as cheif wan fly so di volcano sharp sharp commot oo. lol.

@masky

masky na landlord ooo. but him no wan gree clebrate for us but i don issue am serious warning say make e no try am at all oooo. we mst wash am anyhow either with star, ogogoro or wash wash. sumtin must happen. lol

and to my lovely sister in the house. Happy Birthday in advance. long life and prosperity. this is the beginning of many more birthdays to come ooo. God go continue to dey bless you soteeee blessings and favour go dey smell for you body anyhow, God go embarass you with plenty joy and happiness.

thats the harsh reality of being a tenant in lagos . the law states 6months or 1 year or so. but in naija due to the greediness of landlords they charge 2/3yrs advance after after the expiration they always try to increase it higher, thats why i always advice people who want to rent to always start low so that when the landlord ncreases after the 2yrs it will still be affordable i got mine for like 300k/yr and 2yrs is 600k my neighbour who we pally well well, said after the 2yrs the landlord will increae it but it wont be that much. my landlord don live abroad before so i believe his mentality is different than the average naija landlord . well at least i hope so as so far so food, he has been alright. and doesnt ask tenants to pay for anything when things gets damaged. like when the scaffolding for water ranks collapsed. he reapired everything.

kingboy:

lawyer
its great u r checking on us, we r kool lik dat as u can see but if any landlord(excluding masky) wan take cobra do belt we for house go tell ama say we fit take mouth blow cow and use broken bottle shave am, ni to ripe awa ni baba ti ose gbojule.

axey
i dey check on you as u be my only neighbour on WTMH,anyway if he no do (i aint too proud to say IM SO SOORRY) do have a save journey back home,gat ya no dis is mine 08034099092

house
gggguuuudddd morning

eyan miii, eje mi, aladugbo mi. ole nu pa bi razor jooo, olenu bi kettle, oluaye gob gbo area, kafata 100 tuale for you . i don store the number so go holla you during the course of the week. if possible make we start from sunday.

iceblue:

good morrrriiiinnnn ooooo!

@axey: welcome back we bin dey keep your seat warm for u
oh lawdy! eviiiilllll!!!

make una sorry for those bottles abeg o!

thanks jare. omoge to fine jooooo. henhen i notice am say wen i enter di thing bin dey hot. thanks fro keeping it warm jare.

sorry keee. mba oooo. i am on vacation so eje kin seee aye mi ooo. (meaning let me enjoy my vacation ooo). after 3montsh of working non stop. make me sef take small break jare abi na. me no dey mercy for the bottles ooo.

maskuraid:

Washin material to masky,situation here critical defer arrival till later!

haa masky no do that one ooo. see i don dey celebrate am for you already for here soo. i dey chop indomie garnished with cut peppers and crayfish and ede or kingprawn any which one u wan call am, and i dey wash am done with supermalt.

but i no mind the sugar sha, as i no say na to kick start the faaji from sunday morning inside flight and dem sabi harrass person well well with shayo. lol then enter lagos take the usual jedi ati gbo gbo de de ne. then faaji series go start full time. lol. monday to monday.

maskuraid:

@axe,no too para bro.accept all d apology,u knw say hustle dey make us skip cd.as per washin concern,my plane load of washin material is trappd under volcanic ash in iceland.estimated time of release is unknown.boil for yansh?hope your boss aint gay o.

okay ooo, that one na old skool ooo find another story, Planes don dey fly all over the world since tuesday ooo. so either u fly it home or better u get Nigerian navy to use HMS araga to bring it home for you by sea. oga ke gay nob, e wan die be dat. di excuse na correct one because them no go fit ask me for sick note from doctor as i go tell dem say ow i wan take go show doki my yansh becos of eewo. wen i no fit commot for house not to talk of sitting down.

ijoseda:

@axey

ma binu oko iya mi (no vex the husband of my mother). this PH wahala no gree me remember una. abeg no vex. whats the 411?

mo binu ga ni oo. ma saa mi . mio gba/iya mo oko melo ti won ni oo. lol

anyway how ph dey and ow body and work ? well i dey well jare my borther. i for enter lagos earlier jare but this volcanic ash wahal made things grounded here in uk and rest of europe. so na sunday i wan enter lagos imagine dem dey tell me if i wwan enter business class make i come pay £1900 as if no be di same time, first,business and economy go land lagos together.
i bin wan stay 1 week for naija but plenty groove ey so i have extended it to 2and half weeks, my office no gree give me holiday dem just give me 4days, so i my enemy will have boil on the back side for the remainder of the weeks.

@all

na wao for una ooo. una no see me post anything close to 2weeks and none of you guys bothered to ask after me. na wao. na so una like me rach abi ? anyway no wahala. volcanic ash no disturb me at all i stand gidigba. no shaking.

@kingboy.
we go possibly hook up at some point next week make we for arrange small groove for area oo.   na my nmber wey i dey use for lagos be dis oo. it will be active as from sunday night. 07063086649 so if u no mind, make u holla me make we do something. same for masky as well to give directions to his newly completed mansion. as i wan groove by ya swimming pool.

@masky
Now is the time, u beta get the food and drinks ready. we must wash that you house ooo.  
@ice
no comment
@k2

how body, alapere nko ?  ba wo ni gbo gbo ameria ? obama nko  ati clinton ?

IMAGINE I GOT THIS EMAIL NOW A FEW MINUTES AGO OOO. IMAGINE PERSON WAN MAGA MEE!!!!

From Miss Sara Mohammad.Monday, April 12, 2010 12:32 PM
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From Miss Sara Mohammad.Monday, April 12, 2010 12:32 PM
From: This sender is DomainKeys verified"Sara Mohammad" <s_mohamad2010@btinternet.com>Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipientsFrom Miss Sara Mohammad.
Country: Cote D'Ivoire
City: Abidjan.

Hello Dear,
With profound respect and humble submission, I got your contact i got http://www.nairaland.com and I beg to state the following few lines for your kind consideration, I hope you will spare some of your valuable minutes to read the following appeal with sympathetic mind. I must confess that it is with great hopes, joy and enthusiasm that I write you this mail which I know and believe by the faith that it must surely find you in good condition of health. My name is Miss Sara Mohammad, I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Ammar Mohammed. My father was a highly reputable business magnet who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days.
It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 20th May 2009. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of mine who travelled with him at that time. But GOD knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special.

Before the death of my father on May 2009 last year, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Six Million, Five Hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$6,500,000.00) he deposited in a private Bank here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. He told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary legal documents regarding to this deposit with the Bank.

I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an honest and GOD fearing partner overseas who I can transfer this money with his assistance and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world,

I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:
1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet you ?


Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in this matter.
Anticipating hearing from you soon
Thanks and may God bless you for your concern to help an orphan like me.
Kind Regards,
Miss Sara Mohammad.

@ fummykenney

E be like say u wan talk summing O
Pls I am using phone to browse nw hence I fit dey make mistake, I dey work ooo

@masky na lai bend down or stand up enter.

expect me ooo. i never decide sha, some people wan blackmail me make i come, but if u go arrange am make e be btw the 9th and 14th may ooo.

haba one week too short keee. oti ooo. i never know if my office go gree make i go sef but as usual i go give dem correct excuse. lol

1week dey okay ooo.