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 Romance › Re: Am I A Fool by axeman85(m): 4:11pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
@poster sorry to hear that its all your choice but dont be too hasty to make decisions ooo. let me give you an example back in the days while i was in unilag and i used to have this female friend that we are soo close.she came to visit me and sat on the bed and then i put my head on her legs and slept off while watching a movie together. bearing in mind we are very close and not dating and never even kissed oo. people even my own friends never believed me when i said we are jst close friends. but if her bf should walk in that day then it would have been something else. till today we are still so close. but there are limits now as she is married. and the hubby knows me very well and calls me his wifes brother even thou we are not related. thats an example of jst a plain and honest relationship btw 2 people. but somtimes its hard to tell the truth for lies. about the phones it might be true and it might be lies. the ball is in your court. good to see you have made up your mind, but jst make sure you are 100% ok with it and dont throw it back in her face anytime you have arguments ooo. and i know this time around now, u will want to be monitoring her. jst be careful |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 2:30pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
@ [color=#000099][/color]HAPPY SUNDAY TO EVERYBODY |
| Romance › Re: Help. Am Pressed With Intimate Issues by axeman85(m): 2:16pm On Apr 11, 2010 |
Siena: |
| Autos › Re: *ARRIVED**Exquisite 03 Corrola**Preorder By Segad Of Nairaland***WE GOT THERE* by axeman85(m): 10:30am On Apr 11, 2010 |
well done oga mi sirrr. glad to see you back up and running. accept my condolences once again. the Lord is your strength. |
| Family › Re: Tell Us About Your Marriage by axeman85(m): 10:01am On Apr 11, 2010 |
@kimibaby and rositta sorry to hear your stories is soo sad to hear things like that ooo. eyaaa very touching, hmmmmna wao. sorry hen . its is well. GOD will continue to strenghten you guys and give the courage to move on in life ooo. so sad stories so men can be monsters and pretend untl when they have married the girl as they know she wont want to be tagged, sigle parent or divorcee. even the bible forbids cruelty. make una sorry ooo. |
| Romance › Re: I Cheat On Her,should I Confess To Her? by axeman85(m): 9:53am On Apr 11, 2010 |
very dicey situation as some people said, she might have also done the same thing to you as well without you knowing, so in as much as its a bad thing you have done, jst keep it to yourself and try to erase the thought out of your mind. women can be funny at times, u might be thinking she is the forgiving type but when she hear ksala go burst na im u go know say she no dey 4give for dat kain tin. so jst quiet and move on wth life. and try as much to avoid the lady u slept wth. |
| Autos › Re: 2008 Toyota Camry Xle Leather ( Sold & Baked for Scottx Of Nairaland ) by axeman85(m): 9:42am On Apr 11, 2010 |
[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=421085.msg5870020#msg5870020 date=1270974244][b]Scottx, sorry for the late response,There are so many reasons that could cause the Check Engine Light come on, Emission adjustments, Speed, Load, Engine Temperature, Petrol Quality, Air Temperature, Road conditions etc. The Most Common Cause of Check Engine Lights on Camrys 1999 - 2009 Models I have personally Noticed are the Petrol Quality and the Feedback from Catalytic Converter that Monitors the Quality of Combustion in the Cylinders For Emission Control Additionally, Overfilling the Petrol tank could cause the Check Engine Light too, After Buying Fuel, Always make Sure the Tank Cover is tightened, make sure you hear the 3 Click Sound when tightening the tank Cover, This has happened to me Before too. Disconnecting the Battery Might Reset the Check engine Light However, Instead of doing so, I'd recommend to bring your for Proper Diagnostic Just to be on the Safe Side. Since You have no Symptoms Obvious on the Car it's likely a Minor issue. Bring the car and your friends' Lets Pull the codes. Thanks[/b]  [/quote]well done inspired, first class customer sevice and after sales services as well. kudos to you bro. |
| Fashion › Re: Is It By Force To Wear 80k Lace Wig When U Can't Afford It? by axeman85(m): 9:33am On Apr 11, 2010 |
thats the latest tredn in naija now afta bb, i have a friend the babe dey collect 45k permonth and not even regular sef, xmas she carry lace wig this time around na brazil hair she wan carry , my guy no even dey complain, but him tell me say the girl will have emergency and needs funds he go jst laugh tell her to go and sell the wig and get money from it.  why wud u wanna spend that much on sumtin that is vanity and has no or wont yield any returns and long run makes a mess of ur looks. |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 7:25am On Apr 10, 2010 |
iceblue:lol okay at least him don show up so we know say him dey kampe. sure say some of una still dey sleep, as for dis man here me dey head out go work  @ice hen hen me i bin tink say u stand well well for yourba ooo. okay anyhow sha no hidden agenda ooo  owo mi ma re fun fun ne ne. make una enjoy una day jare am out, see u guys in the afternoong, 3pm prescisely. e no easy to be man ooo. |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 9:16pm On Apr 09, 2010 |
na wao ijo good tohear say dey well i think say u don follow jonathan go visit obama ooo.  @masky na wao dis one wey u wan dey fast forward time. anyway i dey feel you jare na lagos God dey ooo. i jst dey remember say if na lag me sef dey i for don dey cancel the bottles dey go. i dey start from pats bar enter mushin, enter surulere from there enter apapa and back to surulere before all man find dia levels go house. this time road dey free die, and all eyes don tint. lol this place na very dulling place well well. b4 i go taste shakis again na till august. anyway sha nothing dey happen, make una enjoy una weekend. @ice. para bawo nito ri wipe mo desgi fun ee abi, emi gan o gbadun rara ooo. ko ma lo ma ro wipe mo ti mekun eee fun, to fe lo ma se bi olopa kan di mo na ni ana bole ni 1996. so ara eeeee ooo. ko ma lo te oka ni iru mole. ooo. sugbon mi o ni ba e ja ni to ri wi pe mo like eee. |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 2:15pm On Apr 09, 2010 |
maskuraid:lol okay na nothing do you jare my broda. ijoseda ijoseda ijoseda. ooooooo. awon agba agba lon pe e oooo. sare te te te ko wa je wao ooooo. |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 1:42pm On Apr 09, 2010 |
maskuraid:nooo . o ti oooo. olorun o fe iyen ooo. kpolli bi ti ba wo . ka ma ri esu ooo. stout ke. me i no dey drink dat one ooo. i am a die hard faan of green bottles. and ermmm ermmmm. kini ti o man you efii yen ti londonu fun fun. o ti ye ki o jasi ooo. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Beer Parlour by axeman85(m): 12:51pm On Apr 09, 2010 |
I love hanging out after a hards days job while in lagos and chill with a very cold bottle of star and white london to flow with the beer, asun or nkwobi or isi ewu or point and kill and nice music. and company of my buddy very good friends everday monday to sunday na drinking galore after work.  , sometimes i dey take one very cold can to start me off to what will always want to be a fantastic day. . but while in uk no time for such . miss my very green bottle. |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 12:40pm On Apr 09, 2010 |
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| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 11:57am On Apr 09, 2010 |
iceblue:i knw what you meant i am jst trying to be abit sarcastic. icey. no i am not trying to say anything ooo i am jst asking him a rhetorical question ooo. lol. haba i no fit vex you ooo this one wey u don dey squeeze face. . |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 11:26am On Apr 09, 2010 |
iceblue:haba u harsh oo, are u trying to say he needs glasses abi magnifying glass before him go fit see well ? anyway sha, vaccum cleaner and pressure washer dey resemble sometimes sha. lol. @masky okay no wahala. wa sha le fi mango je rice. lol. ol boy my own day neva start ppp i still dey house ooo. weekend sef neva start na till wen i enter house from work 2moro afternoon na im weekend for me go start. i sure say di rest dey look 4ward to the usual friday and weekend groove. |
| Autos › Re: Peugeot 406 @ N950k by axeman85(m): 9:01am On Apr 09, 2010 |
guy this is the same car posted by bellolagos or somthing like that. are u di same person or whats going on here ? why same car advertised by 2 persons ? |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 8:50am On Apr 09, 2010 |
maskuraid:lol ma da loun jare maski baba, o fe je kin fi pressure washer se vaccum cleaner. |
| Romance › Re: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by axeman85(m): 10:18pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
interesting posts. i have never had liver to toast woman, i jst get friendly wth them an in general i am a likeable person. so i take it form there. tried toasting a girl back in the days in unilag unfortunately my friend was also toasting the girl but unfortunately for both of us, the girl was dating someone else. to cut the long story short me , the day i planned on toasting her she was with my friend and i called her and she came and i was like erm erm wa sin me lo ka lo ra dundun ni abule oja, she was suprised and we all ended up buying dundun , dodo, and akara from abule oja and ate it together and till today we are still very good. friends that people thought me and the girl were dating and till today they still believe we had something together. today she is happi married sha, i i was present as i woulnd miss it for anything. |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 9:15pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
@kingboy u dey take me play abi na wetin i say vacumm cleaner wey dem dey take clean rug no be pressure washer. haba i no get car wash na. lol |
| Autos › Re: An Immaculate Automatic 406 Up 4 Grabs for only 850k Call Bello 07025145566 by axeman85(m): 9:12pm On Apr 08, 2010 |
ol boy u neva still sell dis ride since last year. na wao. was it from europe or it was bought brand new in naija ? and any mechanical faults ? |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 11:56am On Apr 08, 2010 |
maskuraid:ok dats good no wahala den. will holla u at the appropriate time then. thanks bro. |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 9:48am On Apr 08, 2010 |
@masky baiday don happen teee teee ooo but no shaking sha we go arrange something for future. abeg this your painter na correct guy ? and him fit paint a whole 3bedroom in 1day ? and like wetin him go charge and also which kind paint u go fit recommend wey good well well. regardless of the price. becos my own place the person wey help me supervise the painting didnt do a good job considering the fact that i spent close to 40k and it was jst plain rubbish i jst wasnt happy with the paintintg e be like say na skool pikin pain the thing imagine. the useless guy even pain the light switches join sef. so now i wan arrange am myself repaint the whole place. abeg jst help me leave the guy number for here so i go save am. and if u go fit vouch for am. whitey for where, me no get time for those things abi na people jare my brotha. am a very very busy man and wll be mega busy for the next 4months until i enter lagos again . anybody get idea of how much them dey sell vaccum cleaner for shoprite or cash and carry ? |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 9:23pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
@kingboy i never enter area oo, na till august 31st i go enter area jare my broda . baiday ke. ol boy. na concotion i chop ooo, no time for cake. di baiday na sunday and sunday na my sabbath day so i gas to keeps it holy. . lol @masky how work today na , sure say u dey enjjoy wella. no cake oo, but wen i enter we go fit arrange meeting make we for don small thing together, but as u be holy man. anyway we go arrange dat one lata. @ice. pele no worry. teni be gi lo ju. @bisowo sorry to hear all the atrocities being commited in you area ooo. nepa no comment. dem tell una say dem dey come and una dey wait . same like police u must go drag dem come. @landlord. sorry to hear that some pof them can be quite unreasonable and useless at times. thank God same my own dey level headed and ok. and we no dey yarn pass good moring,ow work and ow madam finish. |
| Family › Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by axeman85(m): 10:54pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
my mumsy being a teacher used to come home with assorted pankere back in the days thn, and in the night she will jst call me babajide!!!!! oya stood down si ibeyen. kai i know say i don enter am. and i go stood down for hours, sweating and catarrgh go dey commot for my nouse and i go dey snivel like say i take drugs. chai i suffer and funniest thing is while am doing di stooling down, she my mum will cross leg dey watch telly and she can chop meat like anything and same time sucking the bone of the meat. after like 2hrs of stooling down she will tell me to go and take my bath and sleep. kai i was sooo weak dat i slept throughout the whole following day and wetin happen all becos dem send me come house from shop i come go do mistake sleep. |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 8:54pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
iceblue:ow i no go know. when you plug earphone inside ear come sleep go becos i know say those guys wey dey sell for tollgate be agressive seller even if u don dey sleep for past 7hrs once dem shout buy galaaaaaaa!!!!!!!. you mst wake up. but guess u jst take style no hear dem. lol how work today and ow area ? |
| Properties › Re: Welcome To My House by axeman85(m): 3:53pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
GBOGBO ILEEE HAPPY NEW WEEK OOO, COS I KNOW SAY FOR UNA , UNA WEEK JST BEGAN AFTER LONG EASTER HOLIDAY AND BREAK. AND FINALLY I CAN SEE THE MISSING HAS BEEN FOUND. OYA MASKY COME AND FACE PANEL OOO. WERE WAS YOU. ? THIS ONE WEY U DON CHOP ALL THE CHOPABALE MAKWE YOU NO GO TAKE MESS KILL DEM FOR UR OFFICE OOO. LOL. @REST TAKE CARE AND MAKE UNA ENJOY UNA DAY AS FOR ME I DON DEY THIS OFFICE SINCE 8AM TODAY AND NO DEY ENTER HOUSE TILL 9PM, BUT I RUSH GO HOUSE GO CHOP RICE AND BANANA SHA @IJOSEDA GBAGADA KE. ANYWAY ITS A GOOD AREA SHA BUT MAKE YOU PREPARE SAY UR RENT GO DEY INCRSE AFTER EXPIRATION OF 1ST 2YRS AND ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT PROPERTY SECTION POST FROM AGENTS YOU WILL SEE THE COST OF 3BEDROOM THAT ARE BEING ADVERTISED. ANYWAY ALL JOIN NO MIND ICE JARE SHE GO SLEEP FOR ROAD NO COME HEAR WHEN DEM DY SHOUT BUY GALA, OR IREKE REEEE!!!!. LOL, |
| Politics › Re: What Would Encourage You To Return To Nigeria? by axeman85(m): 3:47pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
WELL IN 6YRS I WENT TO NAIJA LAST YEAR AND I WAS IMPRESSED THAT I WENT 3 TIMES AND I DECIDED TO MOVE BACK FINALLY . AS I SPEAK JST GOT BACK FROM 1 MONTH IN LAGOS AND IN NEXT 4/5MONTHS I WILL BE DERE FINALLY. NO WHERE LIKE HOME. EVEN AS THE ROADS ARE BAD, TRAFFIC IS BAD, NO LIGHT, FEAR OF ARMED ROBBERY, LACK OF EMPLOYMENT I STILL BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO DO AND STILL HAVE TIME FOR YOURSELF AND WORK ON IDEAS UNLIKE DIASPORA WHERE ITS EITHER 9/5 OR 6/6 WORKING STUPID HOURS AND DOING ALL SORTS OF DEGRADING JOB ALL BECOS WE WANT TO MAKE A LIVING. MOST PEOPLE DONT WANTR TO GO BACK BECOS ITS EITHER THEY HAVE NOTHING TO GO BACK TO OR HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR THEIR DONKEY YEARS OF LIVING ABROAD. AS FOR ME I CAME ABROAD TO STUDY AND GET GOOD WORK EXPERIENCE AND BY JULY 16 MY AIM WILL HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED SO NOTHING HOLDING ME DOWN HERE. ILEEE NI ABO ISINMI OKO. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your Take On Divorce? by axeman85(m): 3:42pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
The pastor is definately a fake or doesnt understand the doctrines of the bible and doesnt know what marriage is all about. am not suprised becos a lot of people nowaday after going to one bible school automatically parade themselves as pastors. these same pastors will tell you that you mama is a wizard, ur neighbours is a mami water or you gf is not your wife or that if you marry someone the marriage wont work. nonsense. the guy is stupid. marriage is about 2 people and also as my pastor used to say there is nothing like compatability in marriage its understanding each other and the ability to be able to say sorry even thou you are not at fault and also a lot of communication helps as well. ABSOLUTE TRASH THAT PASTOR SHOULD BE DE PASTORED FOR SAYING SO!!!!. DAMNNNNN NONSENSE. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Arrested And Locked Up In The Cell Before by axeman85(m): 3:37pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
eyaa poster sorry ooo back in the days one of my old neighbours attacked my mumsy at busstop and after warning the woman to leave my mother the woman refused na so my mama just call me say jide !!!! and i said maaaa, she said deal pelu woman yen fun mi. chei , i jst pounce on the woman but later left her alone only for me to come back from lesson di woman come with 2police dic to my house to arrest me, dem carry me reach station chei. me i jst stand well well. dat time na so dem lock me up ooo till like 8pm wen my mumsy rech house come call her aunty wey be sp na so dem release me ooo. but mosquito and the stench for that place na waya gawd, next day wen my neighbour see say dem don free me, she come go plice station go ask why dem release me, ma she come end up behind counter. funny now sha but back den wasnt funny. anoda time back in unilag almost got locked up in sabo police station. but after indentifying myself as military officer dem release us. na for same danfo dem take go drop us for unilag gate |
