@icey

good to see you are back am sure u dey dey underground dey jolly alone.

@magirose.

well naija sweet well well ooo, i have been there twice this year already and preparing for the 3rd trip to enjoy the full 2weeks to the fullest and at the same time scouting for jobs as well. its really sweet place now apart from the usual traffic and light but apart from that no shaking, when generator dey and enough hangouts spots dey wey person fit relax till traffic reduce jare. am not that good with geography so i know sabi which one be south east ooo. lol.

@icey
well if na inlawas henhen that one get as he be, but my own family well dem no fit try that one with me, person wey try am last time i just give am warning make she no try am again or else wetin i go do go suprise am well well. that is to say, when next am around na strict instructions to my gateman not to allow anybody inside apart from those i tell him am expecting, anyone thats shows up without prior notice or invitation will be refused entry. shikena. i no send anybody ooo, as i never marry i no fit comment on inlaws. but when that time reach na me and my madam go discuss that one and come to an agreement.
@all
make una enjoy wetin remain of the day jare, me wan go make small money for work. have a goood afternoon all.

lol very interesting posts on here.

mine have always had disasters ooo so i dont even bother about it, either the rice is too soggy or is hard. the only thing i can do well is eba and fry plaintain and egg. shikena. just 2days ago i wanted to treat myself after making correct sauce with bolognese. i decided to cook rice and spaghetti together along the line am used to putting things on the gas and staying in my room, not knowing that water don dry for inside the rice, foolish me smelling the thing was burnt already , went to pour water inside. to cut the long story short i had to eat the burnt, brown rice like dat and infact ate the thing for 2days . lol. as it was plenty and couldnt throw it away.

another day my wife cooked rice and forgot to put salt and when i ate it and asked why no salt, she said in their house dey dont eat salt. lol instead of her to admit she 4got.

@Magirose

which kain maggi be that dem just introduce am into the marktet. nevertheless . welcome to WTMH .

well icey seems to know much about mechanical stuffs and i wont be suprised if she comes next and say ohhh, i fixed my electric kettle or boiling ring. lo.
well my trips to niaja i dey enjoy am well well oo and infact na work wey i neva see for 9ja na wetin still make me never move down permanently be that oo but i dey shuttle between 9ja and uk so thereofer i dey enjoy every bit of it. work ke, won ni were jare my sista. oba ju oba lo. won ni fe omi battery po tea. lol. all is well jare and getting along as usual . very boring jare. na make this month just finish make i carry my hand luggage dey waka again. lol.

Once again welcome and hope you find your stay on here interesting. so give us jist, were are you, location, landlord,tenant. e.t.c. we are waiting.

Bisowo has laready given her jist already. She said how do you deal with unwanted visitors . i believe she means extended family members.

@bisowo

no worry jare my sista it is well jare, make BABA keep us all till then jare.

unwanted visitors haaa dat one na different tori entirely but it all depends on the type of visitors ooo. well as for me unwanted visitors and totally unwanted and i will make it known to them ooo. family members have that belief that becos u be deir family they can come and visit or stay at anytime they so wish but its not soo. well if na visitor wey u no fit cope with just manage endure till they leave or better still speak to ur husband about me. as for me. mabie becos i don live for obodo oyinbo, i dont have time for family members coming to visit no matter who they are, max i can let you stay is 1 or 2days and besides i have to be okay with it and so does my madam and if we are not then sorry ooo. you will take the next available bus or okada back to where u r coming from. or i jst leave instructions with my gateman not to let anyone in or better still tell dem say i don travel if hey decide to show up without notice. sjikena.

@poster

absolute nonsense, because you have ben out of the country for 8yrs you are afradi . of what ? mosquiot abi lack of pwer or traffic or your family members ? simple dont tell anyone exact time or date you are coming , dont stay with them, and dont flash too much. i was out of naija for 5yrs and went back rest assured and very happy, nothing to worry or be afraid about. afterall i was born and grew up there.

@masky

no worry BABA go crown all you effort with success jare Amin. guess all dey go well for the home front .

@ijo

hope say the week dey go bam bam and the moving peeps dey arrange demself well.

@kingboy
no worry jare, God go do am, before u know wetin dey happen di pepper don complete. isiah 54 hmmmm well i go check am out make i for start my day with bible quotes by Rev kingboy. lol

@bisowo
this jist don dey too cold oooo, biko, release am sharp sharp, ma je ki a wa wo idi eee oooo. lol

@icey
were u for dey ooo, abi you sef don busy soteee you don forget you family wey dey WTMH on nairaland. biko leave post make we for know say u dey well and make we know say the rain wey fall 2days ago never carry you waka ooo, becos i hear say na serious rain ooo.

@sequi guy

welcome to the most intresting and living thread in property section. obawole ke, its not too far from my area as i live jst after haruna junction ooo, and yes traffic dey bad dat area if rain falls i presume due t the bad road. as per plansk giving way it also happened in my house as well, i live on the ground floor so the day the plank gave way like this it was like 6am, all the 3 water tanks broke with heavy force and all the water pour, all the neighbours including landlord came putside ooo, na only me no gree come outside, wey light dey and ac and fan dey work like magic. me jst dey dey sleep dey go. but we were lucky they sell water next door so na to dey arrange our aboki go buy water come for us ni oo. but apart from that the area i guess is a good area and traffic no dey oo nad at all sef apart from when it rains i presume. all the same welcom to WTMH.

@kingboy

that ur inlaws go dey pay money well well for there ooo. no worry jare dat meeting wey no hold last time go hold this time around. on scouts honour. lol. no worry jare God go balance am up for you my broda. it is well.

@kingboy

who tell you say i no wan come back 9ja, by the special grace of God, insha allah, first flight wey dey leave manchester july 4th, na im i dey follow come lagos.

na wao for thos rain wey dey fall ooo, some places i hear sef don dey flodded already ooo, my street road sef for don worse well well now, as the rain dey very heavy to the extent of entering peoples house. anyway i trust my 9ja peeps, na anoda excuse to spend 1 more extra day for house all inn the name of flood. lol.

@kingboy

make u do quick buy that sienna ooo, make we for wash am. lol. abi u tink say i no go know say my broda wan buy moto. lol

yes very interesting thread.   in ordert o be making the much desired profit in this business you need at least a minimum of 3machines. as the cost of dielse should be considered as well as wages for staff if you have any as well as running expenses as well of which diesel is the major expense here, so in aspect, 1 freezer will be able to pay for the diesel while the other should be able to take care of other expenses and leave you with a little bit left over.  location and competition is also other aspect to be considered, and alsoi believe peoole should look into the possibility of ice cubes as well for party purposes instead of focusing solely on the conventional long ice block.

@bisowo

sounds very interesting mabie u need to be making use of a 4x4 for the road if its as bad as u described it, as for me personally, i dont see anything taking me as far as those areas oooo, wont go there for anything, the other day i went to meiran sef i didnt complain as the road was smooth throughout, so no qualms. bad road is a general thing in lagos but BRF is really trying and improving the LASG roads, Federal govt needs to come out and take resppnsibility to repair their own part of the road, but i guess they wont as election don dey near so make we see wetin go happen.

we still dey wait for that ur juicy jist ooo. anyway sha we are staying tuned. lol. Happy sunday

@ijoseda

wetin dey happen brother, how is the movement going and hope u av been able to find less expensive and reliable firm to do the movin for you.
Happy sunday.

@poster

I currently have a 32inch LCD lg energy saving model bought in jan this year but want to change to a 42inch, can i part excahnge the 32inch and add more money for a 42 inch ? if yes what will be the cost, will prefer lg. thanks

RV Persie:

Abeg you guys should stop criticizing lawyer jare for no reason. I used to read these horrible comments about him on Nairaland and i contacted him to register a company for me. I haven't met a more professional and helpful person other than him and if one goes about listening to all this crap people write about Lawyer, i dont think anyone would have anything to do with him. He was very patient and courteous with me and assisted me all along and i have no doubt when am ready to buy a land or house that i already know who i am going to deal with. Stop badmouthing lawyer for crissakes when you dont know him

Think you are on the wrong thread. on this particular thread noone as far as i can see is boudmouthing to criticizing him on here, infact i have had the opportunity of speaking to him over the phone on one or 2 occassion and never met someone willing to help a total stranger. pls move this to the appropriate thread as we wouldnt want this particular thread to turn to something else. thanks.

Hello everybody, guess you guys are all looking 4ward to the long weekend starting from today anyway wished mine was as well but my own weekend doesnt start till 2moro. sure u all doing good and great. have a good friday and good weekend in advance.

I always like to pay and always love to pay my bills myself than let a woman or anyone pay for me, cos if una come fight dem go take am dey abuse you .

@poster

sorry to hear that oo. they are bunch of useless service provider. while i was in nigeria as well. i decided to browse wth my phone by linking it to my laptop. i bought 1500naira credit and used 100 which means i still had 1400naira after connected my phone to my laptop, i checked facebook just for about less than 5mins and logged off, and disconnected my hpone, when i checked my balance i had 0.00 bal left. i will never do dat agin i will jst go nd buy starcomms modem wen next am in town.

ver clean exterior. post interior pics and engine pics as well as buyers want to see those also.

Bisowo:

N200k to move house from P/H to Lagos! That means say dem don hit jackpot now. Abeg ma brother, don't mind them o. Make sure you ask round very well. I'm sure you'll be able to get someone who'll be less greedy and demand for something far more reasonable.

@ All. I have an issue on my mind for some time now. Don't know what to do about the problem, and it's really bothersome. I'll be back!

you are welcome to share anything with us. we are all one big happy family.

@all

i dey count 37days left for me to enter naija again ooo. na wao . kingboy i no make am last time VUT this time around i go make sure say we hook up.

interesting post.

1: tooke bike from ogba to berger and from ogba to ikeja gra side. interesting ride. i like the speed as i hate bikes going slow. as the essence of taking bikes is to get to where you are going on time and to avoid build up of traffic. never had bad experience before. and i pray i dont.

@ijoseda from which country to what country dem wan collect 200k. u fit even arrange bus, move ya thing yaself ooo. afterall na pickup or danfo go carrry the thing. or better moving companies fit don dey lagos now sha.

good morning to you all. live and direct from manchester.

@poster

since jerusalem is in the RED why not enter jericho ? lol, ode you wan hammer person woman,make di owner catch you. seriously she knows your intention hence her saying she is on she might just see you as a good friend so dont go and mess it up wth ur twisted mind. chikena.

Very simple, go to the bank and report to his oga. because first of all he has put his job on the line but dubiously taking a customers telephone number for personal use without authorisation and am sure its against the banking rules. But before that call him and warn him to stay off or you will be forced to report him to his bm.

@icey

my sister u correct well well. all i do is just marvel jare. na dem sabi. lol. temptation ke, my own power pass their power. guess work dey go fine and good to hear your house is back to full function again. lol

anyway wen i got back my employers come dey halla me say they call my number and it was rinign internation ringing soun. i just take technology finish them. dem come say make i bring sick note as per sharp guy just go meet my doctor expaling all to am, sharp sharp the guy guy me sick note.
but nevertheless i still get disciplinary sha as per i no follow correct procedure i suppose dey call them every morning before 10am but 3times i called after 10am so just to discuss that issue and see how them go fit help me incase the imaginary eewo comes along again. lol.

maskuraid:

Mornin peeps,gr8 9t?@blacksta, doesnt havta b all woe.we jst share stories, wateva form.more lyk a family.wlcm to 'our' house.axey,ijo,k2,bisowo,icey, k na lie i talk?@phummy,we dnt wanna w8 in vain 4 your gist,

@masky

na true u talk my broda. ,morning all. here for manchester wey i dey summer don reach ooo, na so so short knicker, and bikini people dey wear up and down as all dem oyinbo see it as opportunity to tan themselves and as usual my jobless, womanising nigerian guys see as opportunity to catch babes. all they do is go to a place called piccadilly gardens and there you can make ur choice, fat, thin, old, young, russian, african, you name it there are there. as for me oooo, i no get time, as usual my boring life till i land my beloved naija again in 1 months time.
peace to all.

Pls a friend sister is getting married and needs the Rental Prices for these cars for that day

benz car,

range rover sport,

prado jeep

Pls leave your numbers as will place calls to those with good quotes. thanks.

FunmyKemmy:

A big amen to your prayer maskuraid.

Wishing you all a fun-filled day.

Amen to maskys prayer also BUT wait ooo funmykemmy your jist is incomplete oooo. we are waiting for the full info ooo.
regards to all on WTMH

Yes i have done it and will do it again.

infact when am taking time washing one bobbi she tells me to leave it alone and do the other one since after all na my mouth dem go enter.

mehn this is serious shit man. wow. very very badddddddddddddddddd.

The lady messed up by sleeping with your boss a WEEK to your wedding. that is absolute trash and shows she doesnt respect her man and doesnt have the fear of GOD.
For her to also have lied to her guy when in the beginign he had suspicions and queried her but she connived with her boss to lie about it. thats totally unacceptable. I always encourage my woman to always tell me the truth at all times because if she doesnt, she might think i wont find out BUT i definately will.

in yourba there is a saying that. Ti iroooo ba loo ni ogun odun, ijokan ni otitto ma ba.
means i think no matter for how long you keep lying someday the truth will definately catch up with it.

@poster

kiss bawo , if my woman should slap me, i dont know what to do BUT kissing would definately not be on the list, most likely i will walk away and just gerrout, silent treatment, not talking to her, late nights, not touching her food, are things i might do, depending on how quick she apologises.  BUT IN REAL SENSe no woMAN SHOULD SLAP HER MAN AND NO MAN SHOULD SLAP HIS WOMAN .

@poster

i totally agree with HARAKIRI opinion in clubs nigeria for example, when you enter guys are already scanning you, so when you are now alonw and dancing and after a few red wine they start grinding their dicks in your womans backside, sometimes the woman might not see it as anything as to her she is just dancing. in my own opinion .

went out with my woman and her friend and her guy in a club in lagos recently, and as we were dancing, the guy was dancing with my woman and holding her waist, bumping and grinding BUt when his own woman was dancing i made sure i left space inbetween us as i couldnt bring myself to be bumping and grinding another person woman, the girl didnt mind as since i couldnt take it no more i bumped and grinding with his girl as well BUt when i got home and jisting with my woman i told her that abeg biko when you go out dont go and be bumping and grinding with someone else oooo as i no like am. i said it jokingly and playfully but made her realise i was serious. end of story. she can go clubbing infact i encourage her to go out, BBUt abeg there is a limit when it comes to the dancing moves.

@poster

dont really know what to say but in my own experience or way. i am not an angry person and dont get angry at all under normal circumstances BUT in lagos traffic if you see me cursing and abusing you will be afraid and say this guy go wicked, beat, abuse him wife well well, But i dont do all those only in Traffic. its called road rage. i don even pull shirt before infact recently fought a drunk guy that bashed the car i was driving, my madam wash ashamed but she knows that i am only like that in traffic depeding on the situation at hand BUt at home i am as gentle as a saint.

what am saying is you girl might be the same kind of person but if not then you need to sit her down and talk to her, or else you are next in line fr her series of slaps.

@poster

this is a very funny stuffs here.

1: well no harm in 2bedroom but this are what you should consider before renting an apartment, eg. how long you intend living there, will you be having househelp, when you have kids and have visitors staying the night as well. those needs to be considered well. i did this before i got my place .

2: that lady is a very materialistic person. for one day 1.5million if its inclusive of traditional marriage then that ok. not too bad. infact as you said she is unemployed then i expected her t have sympathy and be reasonable. either she likes it or lumps it, my guy you try welllwell ooo.

3: regarding the car, infact sef you try well well, if i be you after all the expenses na to cut cost na im go dey my mind, just arrange small bulldog or altima 2000 model and save the rest of your money becos if she knows how to drive then fine but if not, think about after spending som much on the car she come take am go bash person nko wetin go happen ? If thats what you have to buy a car tell her thats what you have and as earlier said if she doesnt like it, she can either take the bus, brt, danfo, molue, brt, okada , napep. she has plenty options or better still trek.

4:honeymoon you try sef. how many couples nowadays dey go honeymoon again sef, na to just go, olumo rock abi go one of these tourist attraction for lagos or better still stay indoors, eat, sleep, and enjoy each others company.

The balls is in your court. NOE: tribe has nothing to do with the issue at hand its the girl in person tht has issues and you should be very careful. although women want their wedding day to be all that but you call still do all that with limited funds. make her realise una no go drink garri after marriage.

Walahi talahi, third mainland will be too small to test run this monster, possibly lagos - ibadan for starters. . femiii i have been seeing money flenty flenty in my sleep no worry wen i see di flenty money i will call at u. well done bro.