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Crime › Re: Prophet Offered Me N6,000 To Kidnap Sisters – Suspect (photo) by Ayatullah(m): 2:41am On Aug 20, 2016*

donbenedict:
If I become president, first thing i"d do is to propose a bill in strengthening criminal laws accross the country.

How many strength or horse power will you give "criminal laws" Mr. President of "If" country? Mankind will continue to suffer dehumanisation as long as Divine Laws and Rules are not embraced.

Pets › Re: Why I Named My Dog ‘buhari’ — Joe Chinakwe by Ayatullah(m): 10:55pm On Aug 18, 2016

MadCow1:
Who you be?

You don Baff?

Abeg go wait outside make I chop my Cornflakes finish before I reason your matter..

https://24.media.tumblr.com/3604ee4b5512abef1441d71d758d8228/tumblr_mr27chGfUp1s9ab4to1_400.gif

When you finish your Milk+Urine loaded cornflakes, report at UNIBEN for screening for your special course: "MadCow1 Getting Better."

Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Father Visits Fulani Herdsmen While Grazing by Ayatullah(m): 9:24pm On Aug 18, 2016

tobtap:
TRUE CHRISTIAN...

Are you sure? Well, next time tell him to learn to sit on the mat with his hosts.

Pets › Re: Why I Named My Dog ‘buhari’ — Joe Chinakwe by Ayatullah(m): 10:48am On Aug 18, 2016

MadCow1:
Thanks for the key part of your comment:: "Sentiments Apart"..

So sentiments aside, it depends on many factors. The issue isn't in calling your animal any name, the issue is in the reprisal such actions can cause.

The trader was not arrested because the President was upset that he was named after a Dog, he was arrested because some concerned persons made a complaint to the Police and reported it as inciting and that is very plausible.

Now if a Northerner or a Westerner goes into Bayelsa State and names his Goat or Cow 'Jonathan' and even shaves the name Jonathan into the sides of that animal, that is inciting behavior. Such actions is capable of spiraling out of control and may lead to break down of law and order and the death of persons. And for that they should be arrested.

If a Yoruba or Hausa person goes into the East and names his He-Goat after Late Dim Ojukwu.. It will not end well for that Person and other people of his tribe in the immediate area.

Its just what we do but the consequences of such actions..

Your signature shows you must have been expelled from UNIBEN for being a big lazy brain (olodo rabata). See yourself, you cannot even spell 'witch' correctly. MadCow1 synonym SLAUGHTER!

Pets › Re: Why I Named My Dog ‘buhari’ — Joe Chinakwe by Ayatullah(m): 10:30am On Aug 18, 2016

@Joe F. Chinakwe, Your father should be your best hero. If you cannot name your dog after your father then you are a confirmed barstard (omo àlè tó gbójú).

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Politics › Re: PDP Bus Going To Convention In Accident Along Abak (photos) by Ayatullah(m): 3:47pm On Aug 17, 2016

Elzends:
Even with the above pics, e fit still be lies....
APC!!!!...legendary liars

But have you asked your ignoramus self whether APC News TV exists? I know you will not know as you are always glued to Nollywood TV.

Education › Re: JAMB: ASUU Kicks Against Oloyede’s Appointment As Registrar by Ayatullah(m): 7:46am On Aug 17, 2016

ednut1:
He shud gerahere. True Democracy cannot work in Nigeria. A leader has to be mad to lead the mad pple we are I support Oloyede 100% his tenor was a success. Graduated in 3 years 8 months. No strike, no missing script, no lecturer wahala, no cultism etc. ASUU shud be disbanded self bunch of jokers. Una scam GEJ Tire yet nothing to show for it in d unis. Just look at d mumu man. He doubled d pensions bla bla pensions changed from 7.5% 7.5% to 10% 8% na. Abi did oloyede deduct d money nd pay it into his account rubbish.

Thanks for educating them with your personal experience.

ASUU has become petrol tanker drivers who will block the road at any excuse. They are always fighting for their selfish interest. Let them bring back Prof. Dibu Ojerinde if they are so powerful.

Prof. Ishaq Oloyede should however work hard and do the right things while overseeing JAMB to put ASUU to shame. "Wa sa taofiq by Allah's grace ya Prof. Ishaq Oloyede."

I know they will never like you as a man well loaded with divine knowledge, but with Allah they are nothing but weightless!

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Politics › Re: 8000 Boko Haram Members Surrender Voluntarily – Military by Ayatullah(m): 2:28am On Aug 17, 2016

Divinehenrich:
If 8000 Boko Haram members surrender;

How many have the military killed?

How many that are still in the battle field?

Is seems the members of Boko Haram are battalions

You can stand up and be counted as a responsible Nigerian Citizen if you volunteer to be a field officer in Sambisa forest to gather all the data you are asking for. Afterall your fellow citizens are helping the military as Civilian JTF.

Politics › Re: Children Ran To Greet Wike Who Was Strolling On The Streets .PICS by Ayatullah(m): 2:01am On Aug 17, 2016

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]Why are the children looking scared of him and not even smiling?[/size]

How do you expect the children to smile when they know that 'ojuju Calabar' is around, his voice and protruding tummy are more than enough to make them cringe!

Politics › Re: Children Ran To Greet Wike Who Was Strolling On The Streets .PICS by Ayatullah(m): 1:22am On Aug 17, 2016

WHAT A SCENE!: DRACULA MEETS DRACULESS

Politics › Re: Justice Abang Suspends PDP Convention by Ayatullah(m): 10:48pm On Aug 15, 2016

chris2face:
Not again this Sheriff e no go better for that man
He is just out to destroy PDP

You must have been a loser in this 'Roforofo Fight'. Stop wailing and start farming now before the raining season goes.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Westham - 2 - 1 On 15th August 2016 by Ayatullah(m): 10:32pm On Aug 15, 2016

aieromon:
This West Ham goalie is a certified goat

You have to convince me with his two strong horns!

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Science/Technology › Re: Goat With Two Heads Born In Ekiti by Ayatullah(m): 3:54am On Aug 11, 2016

joseph1832:
Yes indeed. So is the picture below.

And it happens that the self-confessed Ekiti man in the picture is a professor! A consultant to Gov. Ayo Fayose. (More ink to the cartoonist pen of humour )

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Plans To Attack FCT, Imo, Katsina, Others - Army by Ayatullah(m): 3:11pm On Aug 10, 2016

Firefire:
Buhary please name those sponsoring this vampires from your kinsmen.

]Firefire, fire burn your mouth to ashes and let your kinsmen rejoice that a mentally retarded dull fella finally lost his rotten bucal cavity! Shege!

Events › Re: Couple Cutting Goat As Their Wedding Cake [PICS] by Ayatullah(m): 6:10pm On Aug 09, 2016

Sugarcious:
Look at how beautiful and handsome they look...but see the kind nonsense they did.

Blame their pastor who pump a lot of 'jagbajantis' into their heads. Some pastors will soon make their 'aguntans' dance naked! We are getting there little by little!

Sports › Re: Olympic Organisers Apologise To Nigeria Over Anthem Mix-up by Ayatullah(m): 10:17pm On Aug 07, 2016

The Brazilian official designated to press the button for Nigeria National anthem must have been a regular visitor to Nigeria social media websites where he must have seen people from Nigeria calling the country Naija so maybe he got confused and that is why he mistakenly pressed the Niger republic national anthem for Nigeria.

I remember the late brilliant and patriotic information minister Dora Akunyili warned us to stop calling Nigeria Naija! Now we don see am.

Sports › Re: Outfit Nigerian Team Was To Wear For The RIO Olympics Opening Ceremony by Ayatullah(m): 6:45pm On Aug 06, 2016

VolTOxic:
There's nothing “Nigerian” about that outfit.

Indeed there is nothing 'Nigerian' about the outfit. I do not want to believe this could have been the outfit, but wait a minute, it might be if it was designed by our Burukutu Master, Solomon Dalung!

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Sports › Re: Nigeria wore Tracksuits At Rio Opening Ceremony; Official outfit never arrived by Ayatullah(m): 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2016

What a big opportunity lost to display our traditional style. If we ask our "Burukutu Master: Solomon Dalung" he will burst out with another: "WHAT ARE THEIR WEAR!"

President Muhammad Buhari should just know that his popularity is waning seriously and it will be too bad of him if he on his own destroy the love and trust people have for him for continuously overlooking the faults of his unserious ministers.

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Business › Re: Dangote: My Coal Mines In Kogi Worth $160m To Become Functional Within 30days by Ayatullah(m): 11:29am On Aug 04, 2016

jaymejate:
Dangote is a cover name... Its been run by some corrupt leaders. It's only his product that is mostly acceptable. Some people are behind the name DANGOTE
Open your eyes!

jaymejate, What A Leaky Brain Thou Art!

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Politics › Re: Buhari Was Inexplicably Deaf On His Own Advice On How To Lead (newswatch,1989) by Ayatullah(m): 4:58am On Aug 04, 2016*

[quote author=paulabdeel post=48154944]Your opening paragraph is a disaster. One that makes me ask how old you were in 1986. No offense intended. If you were grown up then and read magazines you wouldn't have stated that Newswatch was a magazine of no repute. It was the best magazine of that era. It had four of the best columnists of the time. Late Dele Giwa, Dan Agbese, Soji Omotunde and Yakubu Mohammed. So much so that Dele Giwa was killed with a letter bomb.
Corruption was very high under Jonathan, but the economy was stable and Nigeria was a foreign investment destination. Unfortunately this is no longer true. Haba. [/quote ]

Newswatch was only glossy and not reputable under those names you mentioned. They eventually sold out their conscience. That is why it was possible for Jimoh Ibrahim to finally buy and bury Newswatch!

If you agreed that corruption was very high under Jonathan, then it will be very unwise of you to say "the economy was stable." How can the economy be stable under high corruption. It further shows your love for "glossy" rubbish!

Politics › Re: Profile Of Olabiyi Durojaiye: NCC Chairman by Ayatullah(m): 3:23pm On Aug 03, 2016

wizzyrich:
When will the youths ever become the leaders of tomorrow in this country ?

You have to be patient until Durojaye "je ayé è tán"........you gat whara I mean?

Politics › Re: Buhari Was Inexplicably Deaf On His Own Advice On How To Lead (newswatch,1989) by Ayatullah(m): 1:54pm On Aug 03, 2016*

nnachukz:
I keep saying this, that the bulk of people who voted this man to power were around 18-27years of age. They knew nothing about this man, they only relied on his sweet words which were new to them. Most of them were very lazy to research more about him beyond what he said. The man is the most unreliable person one can have as a leader.

[b]You are a testimony to yourself that you are quite naive and a great dumb if you are relying on that Newswatch magazine to make your comments. Newswatch was a Magazine of no worthy repute. Definitely Nigerians are generally feeling some pains of Buhari reform. I am feeling it too. But I believe it is just too early to give up on him.

How many Nigerians were out to vent their anger on Jonathan when it was clear he and his team were vandalizing Nigeria in his reign? We were all "follow-follow" then. Everyone was running after what he could grab.

We deserve what we are facing now because we have proven to be a people not known for standing up to injustice. Nigerians can hardly stand up and fight. Nobody wants to die for others to live.

Buhari definitely need to devise a means of deliberately and quickly addressing issue of hunger in the land, because while it is a joy to those of us who love the justice being meted out to looters and are happy about the amount being recovered but then this will not 'bellefull' the people.

Let us bear Buhari for at least another one year before condemning him as a failure. Jonathan and the PDP spent over 15 years and remember they enjoyed the 'oil boom'. [/b]

Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Frowns At Pastors Growing Beards by Ayatullah(m): 2:20pm On Aug 02, 2016

madridguy:
In Baba better understanding, growing beards means you belong to Al Qaeda.

We need to ask this confused 'Baba' Pa Enoch Adeboye whether Jesus belongs to Al Qaeda because Jesus Christ whom he profess to be following grew beard and all the Biblical prophets grew beard. I believe you are not also comfortable with some of your pastors who are not up to your age leaving their hair grey while you still dye yours jet-black at your over 70 years age!

Pa Enoch Adeboye, when you depart this world your so-called pastors will do what they believe is right, your business empire will be broken to pieces.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Christian Make Heaven If He Doesn't Go To Church? by Ayatullah(m): 1:32am On Aug 01, 2016*

englishmart:
what happpens if a Christian is God fearing, prayerful, and follows all of God's commands but doesn't attend church fellowships?

I ask you the following questions then if the Bible proved the answers are NO then nothing happens:

1.) Did you read anywhere in the Bible where Adam and Eve, Noah, Abraham, Moses attend church fellowships?

2.) Can you locate anywhere in the Bible where God directed you to attend Church fellowships?

3.) Can you locate in the Bible the Church Fellowships Jesus the son of Mary attended?

But, mind you something will happen if you refuse to accept that there is ONLY ONE (1) GOD and bow down your head as Muslims do in worship, because that is the way All biblical prophets worship including Jesus (incident in the Garden of Gesthemane) That is the peak of worship and submission to God Almighty.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Won't Seek Vengeance Against Killers Of Abuja Preacher- Adeboye by Ayatullah(m): 3:11pm On Jul 31, 2016

PASTOR ADEBOYE: YOU ARE VERY INCORRECT!
Pastor Adeboye, you said: "The slain woman evangelist in Kubwa will be among those waiting to welcome you in heaven". Can you please point a place in the Bible or anywhere Jesus teaches this.

Please read your bible well and be rest assured that what your bible teaches is that when you are dead, you are DEAD! You must wait for RESURRECTION DAY to know where you are going.

It is therefore spiritual arrogance on your side to think someone who did not know where she will end up is waiting to welcome you in heaven.

Even YOU Pastor Enoch Adeboye cannot boast of where you are going. Why? Because JESUS SAID IT CLEARLY in the bible that: "It is not ALL that calls him Lord that will make heaven, EVEN THOSE WO HEAL IN HIS NAME".

You should therefore be patient until Judgement day to know your fate!

Politics › Re: Gov. Yahaya Bello's Dark Spectacles: Sickness Or Fear! by Ayatullah(op): 2:44pm On Jul 31, 2016

Oklander:
Pointless thread!

Clueless Oklander!

Politics › Gov. Yahaya Bello's Dark Spectacles: Sickness Or Fear! by Ayatullah(op): 3:15am On Jul 31, 2016

[b]There is need for the Governor of Kogi state, Yahaya Bello to explain to the citizens of Kogi state whether he is suffering from any ailment of the eyes on account of his extra-large dark spectacles cool

or he is just being afraid of looking eyes to eyes with Kogi people.

Or is it that he wants to turn 'blind' eyes on Kogi people, because of a hidden agenda?

Those who can get to the governor should please let him know that Kogi people are wondering. Gov. Yahaya Bello did not start this way.

When a civilian governor 'blinds' himself from his fellow citizens with extra-large dark glasses cool

he must tell his people why he should not be suspected.

His threatening statement of dealing with anyone that come out to demonstrate against lifting of strike by workers as kidnappers and armed robbers further signal the fact that Gov. Yahaya Bello is losing touch with reality.

Mr. Governor dark spectacles cool

can never befit a governor who is in tune with his people! Remove it now and throw it into the River.[/b]

Islam › Re: Pictures Of New Jummat Mosque Built By Igbo Muslims In Owerri by Ayatullah(m): 1:49am On Jul 31, 2016

RisMas:
I was surfing on facebook and browsed through these beautiful pictures of a newly build central mosque, located around onitsha road in owerri, Imo state. Islam is really spreading to igbo land.

Source: https://web.facebook.com/IslamicCallingInIgboLanguage/posts/666579853493250

Indeed Islam fears No Borders, No Barriers, No Power can stop the moving train of Islam. Rome, America, France, Britain get ready!

Education › Re: NUC Approves University Of Africa For Bayelsa As 43rd State University by Ayatullah(m): 1:37am On Jul 31, 2016*

Bayelsans and their craze for superlative names! They will soon establish two (2) others to be named "University of Billionaires" and "University of The Moon"! Their best is however yet to come until they are able to have "Ogogoro University of The South-South"

NUC please do not deny them accreditation when they come calling for approval!

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Crime › Re: Photos From Kogi Prison Break Today by Ayatullah(m): 1:29am On Jul 31, 2016

Koton Karfe I learnt is hot and full of giant mosquitoes. Maybe this is why the prisoners have no option but break jail.

When it's not even easy with those of us living freely then just imagine what a prison in Koton Karfe will be - A Total Hell!

This could also explain why the prison officials were nowhere to be found when the Kogi state governor visited the prison to see things for himself.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Falls In Poland During Mass (Photos) by Ayatullah(m): 5:43pm On Jul 28, 2016

LORDOFAFONJAS:
The sin of this world is too much for him to bear, GOD bless you PAPAL....

CHRIST fell 3 times just to save mankind, PAPAL is doing same....

Stop fooling yourself. Was Pope Francis beaten and carrying a cross like Jesus, when he fall down yakata? Old age with difficult hard travellings and wine intake are all probable factors for his fall. Time to be thinking of his own resignation like the former pope.

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