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firstking01:You are either a Pastor or a Tailor making suits for Pastors. King Solomon never mentioned the word church in the bible. Atheists also don't go to Churches. The truth is that reasonable people must question everything about the messanger in this era of deceits. Pastors are definitely crazy about Western cultural values than Jesus Cultural values. That is the plain truth. |
gwales:God bless President Muhammad Buhari, BUT in the interim he should do something to make food available to Nigerians fast fast. We are happy at the money being recovered and looters brought to their knees, but the enthusiasm is dying as hunger bites harder. If there is a credible measure for popularity measure in Nigeria as in the Western world the president must have seen his popularity seriously going down. It's a shame to know IDPs are dying of hunger and healthy Nigerians are stealing each other's food even while been cooked! |
ENUGU PEOPLE: THE FULANIS ARE COMING! You said this Umaru Isah is a suspect, yet you have meted out jungle justice on him. You have changed his facial structure and make him look like an alien from another planet. Chai! Chai! There is God oooooo! |
damola311:She scored zero in her effort at teaching nonsense. Stoned as used in the report is very correct grammatically. Let her check her English dictionary instead of relying too much on 'Gangsters Dictionary' I believe she must have taken too much weed and become "stoned" before posting. |
dominique:People who do abnormal things deserve abnormal treatment. If the Almighty God could send His wrath directly from heaven on gays as the Bible and Qur'an teache us, that shows they deserve no mercy from fellow humans (including Nairaland Moderators). They deserve to be sent out of the world by any means that is necessary. America is reviving and supporting all the evils God has warned mankind of in the Bible and the Qur'an, yet they say: "In God we Trust" What an irony! May God be kind to the man who treated them with the boiling water as he goes to jail. |
rasco2000me:@rasco2000me, I have checked your posts and discovered that you are very eager to contribute to discussions on Nairaland, I however believe strongly you need to take three courses on Nairaland E-Varsity to better your contribution. I am therefore recommending: 1.) Evening Grammar Lesson 101 2.) Typing Tutor 101 3.) Is it Alcohol while Typing 242 I will be footing your tution fee 100%. You should therefore get in touch with Orikinla for your course materials. |
rasco2000me:rasco2000me, please go back to an adult school to upgrade your communication skill. |
There goes Hon. Dogara's prophet at Udiroko festival. |
Hypocrites of the highest order! Let them tell us when their mother and father teach them this nonsensical public kissing. All Wike concubines are laughing out loud and rolling on the floor for his 'mumuness'. Shameless Blood Suckers! |
Fellywood:Fellywood, you are preparing the route to joining your low IQ brother, well as your name goes there will be plenty firewood for you to help them 'fell' when you get to your prison yard if you continue your solidarity with this goon brother of yours. |
andersonbaba:The day of accountability draws near for 'àwon omo aláìgbóràn.' |
Satan is laughing. Joachim is paying the price of being foolish at 40! What a stuuupid man! |
ENDTIMEISNEAR:If they are not into Drug pushing in deadly climes they are into Miracle Faking back home in Nigeria.......na wha o! They are losers both ways, because: Drug Pushing = Death Sentence Miracle Faking = Hell Fire (as sanctioned by Jesus) |
finalboss1:They are in HOT soup! Shege people! That is the price you pay for marrying a fooolish husband and refusing to give him good counselling, afterall she must have fed that dog and even call it 'that name'. I only pity the poor little girl and the unborn child. |
SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT FOR OONI OF ILÉ-IFÈ I hereby call on the youthful King Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi to on behalf of Nigerian Youths and Nigerians in general invite this Japanese man to Nigeria, Ile-Ife in particular and give him a chieftaincy title in recognition of his love and support for our Dream Team. This assignment could be carried out jointly with our sport loving Senate President Abubakar Saraki who recently reached out magnanimously to late Rashidi Yekini's mother and brother. |
Lagos people self no dey fear, just look at that Emeroha (the barber) picture once again, how can I sit down and be comfortable for such a Biafran/IPOB to barb me! And he's a |
donbenedict:How many strength or horse power will you give "criminal laws" Mr. President of "If" country? Mankind will continue to suffer dehumanisation as long as Divine Laws and Rules are not embraced. |
MadCow1:When you finish your Milk+Urine loaded cornflakes, report at UNIBEN for screening for your special course: "MadCow1 Getting Better." |
tobtap:Are you sure? Well, next time tell him to learn to sit on the mat with his hosts. |
MadCow1:Your signature shows you must have been expelled from UNIBEN for being a big lazy brain (olodo rabata). See yourself, you cannot even spell 'witch' correctly. MadCow1 synonym SLAUGHTER! |
@Joe F. Chinakwe, Your father should be your best hero. If you cannot name your dog after your father then you are a confirmed barstard (omo àlè tó gbójú). |
Elzends:But have you asked your ignoramus self whether APC News TV exists? I know you will not know as you are always glued to Nollywood TV. |
ednut1:Thanks for educating them with your personal experience. ASUU has become petrol tanker drivers who will block the road at any excuse. They are always fighting for their selfish interest. Let them bring back Prof. Dibu Ojerinde if they are so powerful. Prof. Ishaq Oloyede should however work hard and do the right things while overseeing JAMB to put ASUU to shame. "Wa sa taofiq by Allah's grace ya Prof. Ishaq Oloyede." I know they will never like you as a man well loaded with divine knowledge, but with Allah they are nothing but weightless! |
Divinehenrich:You can stand up and be counted as a responsible Nigerian Citizen if you volunteer to be a field officer in Sambisa forest to gather all the data you are asking for. Afterall your fellow citizens are helping the military as Civilian JTF. |
Orikinla:How do you expect the children to smile when they know that 'ojuju Calabar' is around, his voice and protruding tummy are more than enough to make them cringe! |
WHAT A SCENE!: DRACULA MEETS DRACULESS |
chris2face:You must have been a loser in this 'Roforofo Fight'. Stop wailing and start farming now before the raining season goes. |
aieromon:You have to convince me with his two strong horns! |
joseph1832:And it happens that the self-confessed Ekiti man in the picture is a professor! A consultant to Gov. Ayo Fayose. (More ink to the cartoonist pen of humour ) |
Firefire:]Firefire, fire burn your mouth to ashes and let your kinsmen rejoice that a mentally retarded dull fella finally lost his rotten bucal cavity! Shege! |
Sugarcious:Blame their pastor who pump a lot of 'jagbajantis' into their heads. Some pastors will soon make their 'aguntans' dance naked! We are getting there little by little! |
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