₦airaland Forum

Tuchel go chop koboko this evening
Everton no be liverpool

rita25:
THIS DAKOLO FAMILY AND THEIR DELIBERATE ATTEMPT AT BEEN NOTICED BY THE NIGERIAN CYBERSPACE SHA?

U no get sense..no be all women dey post about women's day
Cyberspace kor,cyber cafe ni

premierlead:
Why do you think you are not going to marry despite been given birth in 2004?

Because I am from a polygamous and very large extended family so I have seen first hand how far women go especially when they do not get what they want and how men especially the rich ones find it almost impossible to stay loyal after the numerous attempts by Nigerian girls looking a sugar daddy...I also know how much people stay in unhappy relationships all in the name of "marriage" and I want to be able to easily cut off every single relationship that doesn't give me peace of mind as most women especially in economic desperate places such as Nigeria are very difficult to please,if u sell a kidney for them and you have a fight,you have done nothing,other husbands have sold both for their wives

That being said,I am not discouraging anyone from getting married but I believe a man should sit down and think "what am I benefiting from this union?am I just getting married because I want to fulfill society wishes?has this woman proven she loves me as much as I love her or even more?am I financially capable to be married?"if u know your money is the main thing attracting her,do not marry her unless your name is Jeff Bezos as there will always be someone out there richer than u

I might change my mind in the future but for now,it's a no no for me

When last I chop this kin food

Frontail:

That 1 sitting down by the left go too sweet for doggy

How this 1 concine nigerians if u like commit suicide,na u sabi...

Before quoting me, remember the tribalism and religious extremism in Nigeria is currently far more destructive than any form of racism in any part of the world but no, Nigerians would never tackle that

Olarewaju89:
That was the place i came last Sunday. But not the bar oo.

Na my weekend house be that...babes,football,drinks,pepper soup,everything dey there
If no be say person gats hussle,I go pack go there

Olarewaju89:
Haha..
Thank you. I left ikotun last week Sunday.

Chai!!!
I for carry u go Aso Rock go chop life

Olarewaju89:
God bless our mothers all over the world

If u ever pass Ikotun in Lagos,dm me,I owe u one bottle of gulder and a plate of asun

Jeezuzpick:
Nice one.

Just keep banging in the goals, buddy.

Clubbing and buying stuff only gets you noticed by gossips and haters.

Scoring goals.gets you noticed by the right people.

Whatever you do, don't stop scoring.

Oil dey your head..no matter how bad at football a striker is,once a striker consistently keep on banging a lot of goals,he will remain one of the best

HantaVirus:
All these overrated and unskilled players

Nigerian internationals don't even impress me no more....The last nigerian player that impressed me at club level is Yakubu aiyegbeni

I hope he impressed u at the international level

patoballistic:
He is at the best age to lead the country. But they won't allow him to do so.

Happy Birthday sir

Best age keep u dia
This 1 that cannot take action

Numerouno94:
Teachers re well paid in that part of d world.

Her breakfast is more than his salary..she probably earns more in hours than he does in months

I can't help but think if this was in Nigeria,the man will be mercilessly dragged and accused of using juju

E make sense jhoor..anytime we need loans,she go just dash toto to Chinese leader or Biden

Mumu man,some dey defend unbeaten run,u dey defend beaten run

This guy cast my 1.4million 2weeks ticket,walai,if Dem no sack am,them go go 20games beaten run

mywells:
how does this affect you or I blame your parent for not training you at all if they train you well you won't call someone a fool.anybody associated with you are foolish with their families.

How will u say the Muslim world is punishing Salah because he celebrated Christmas with his family?That is one of the most sincere things to do but no,Nigerian politicians have corrupted your brain that you can't see beyond religious extremism, tribalism and the rest

With all disrespect,whether u joked or not,u are a fool
Why not read the rubbish u typed and see for yourself?

Tizzz78:
yes sure I try as much as possible to care for her n being nice to her.. and yes I know irrespective of the care, if she would cheat, she would still cheat, thats my believe.. just wondering why she tells me about every new guy that meets her though..

Thanks for ur opinion.. I sight u bro

On the bright side,my cousin usually tells her boyfriend stories about how guys try to toast her and her boyfriend does the same..sometimes,they exchange phones and have fun with their suitors,they usually act like the dream couple,she might be doing to express her love for you and showing u silenty how she really values your relationship

My point is that very few people will find a partner who is meant for them but in this Nigeria,most,like 90% are not genuine and is either fake one sided or both sides,many nairalanders will bash u saying u are a a simp but personally,even thought I don't think I am going to marry,if u love her and u think she loves you too,u can go for it but never forget women can not be trusted completely..if she breaks your heart,take it as experience for future relationships but if she is really genuine,you have gotten yourself one of the rarest things on the planet;a loyal Nigerian girl

She might be using reverse psychology..don't be a fool and fall too hard,take care of her and be nice but never in your life trust her completely or assume she can never cheat,if u do this and the worst happens,e no go pain u too much

mywells:
The Muslim world is punishing Salah for celebrating Christmas with his family and it's really have backlashes on Liverpool.

With all due respect,whether u are joking or not,u are a fool

"Anfield is stronger than Olympus"
"Anfield can withstand a nuclear bomb"
Dem don turn Anfield to Tafawa Balewa square

Make me sef go make I dey advice una

The5DME:
[/s] you be yoruba na. Yoruba people no dey like try to understand other people language.

U sef read the rubbish wey u type

Pweetyccee:
My future husband z not going to decide anything because am good 2 be a good wife & my husband best friend. By God Grace am not going to marry a community dick

Lol,no be by good wife and best friend... many men especially when rich will cheat on their wives no matter if she is an angel but they take care of them well,u talk like a sensible naija girl which is very rare,I for don come pay your bride price but marriage no even dey my mind at all

Wish u luck in finding Mr. Right

Pweetyccee:
Lol am not a killer

Why u na saying you can't be in a polygamous marriage?if your husband decides to marry another wife even if you have kids,wetin u go do?

Pweetyccee:
Third wife for a fulani man
God forbid bad thing

I no dey share my future husband with anybody so I can't
Not with a Hausa or fulani man even a Muslim man

If your husband marry 2nd wife,kill him na

Mrscarter:
Hell no. I cant even be a first wife.
Im the only wife!
Or no wife.
I think being in a polygamous marraige only works if u dont have jelousy issues.

Also if u can change ur religion just like that then ur faith cant b very strong

By the time this 1 meets Ned Nwoko,na she go dey beg for marriage

Williamsesco:
brother this ur talk dey make me dey vex more..

No vex,na vex make me vex talk am
I wan sleep weekly Sunday sleep,naso NEPA carry light and the sun fit boil water for my area and I come broke,if I comot my house,I fit slap the first person wey I see for street

PDJT:
-It would be myopic to generalise and say; “..an average Nigerian has no plans except to go abroad..”.

-Expectations and dreams do change or get modified over time. I’m actually in favour for most Nigerians to travel abroad atleast once and see for themselves what their fellow human beings can achieve. Isolation, which most Nigerians faces today, is a terrible thing - it’s a necessary ingredient for backwardness.

It's not myopic,most people on social media express their interest to just leave Nigeria and it is even common knowledge in the society,you might be in favour but you aren't even checking the factors.Most Nigerians can't even feed and clothe themselves well and you are saying they should travel abroad once to see.A man with one child and a wife will spend at least a million to travel to America,how many can afford that?if they use all their means to even afford that,how do they survive in America?won't they feed and pay bills?
u say dreams change over time but someone that changes dreams anyhow is not likely to achieve much, successful people concentrate on their dreams from the beginning,check the likes of Ronaldo,Messi,Gates and Will Smith...I stand strongly on my point that only serious-minded and rich Nigerians should be interested in migrating abroad

PDJT:
-Sometimes it’s not all about money.

-Life is complicated. Many seek sanity, health, decent education and opportunities for themselves and children. For instance, the US citizenship will open tremendous opportunities for you if you’re business-minded or just love traveling- so many countries to visit without visa. Same is applicable with many other firstclass Nations.

-Madam Ngozi had to recently take up her right to US citizenship in preparation for her WTO application. She wasn’t daft when she made that decision.

-As our faces are different, so are our life expectations.

Yes,I summarized that in comparing the working system to that of Nigeria but an average Nigerian has no plans except to go abroad,if u are not going there with plans,it would be worse than Nigeria where u are managing,many Nigerian do not even have places to sleep and I know of a few that committed crimes just to get themselves deported as they had no money to come back home,only rich people and people who know what they are doing enjoy their migration to America

Williamsesco:
babe u fine ooh..

Brethen,do not be deceived!
I repeat,do not be manipulated!

If u know the power of iPhone camera and make up,you will marvel

Op,u no get sense,see stupid question u dey ask,even gaari wey we dey manage,the price just dey somersault and u con here dey ask foolish question

Because Buhari vex am