₦airaland Forum

rheether:
This girls worwor sha..

I think U're uglier

Shiitposter:
This are actually the best times to approach a woman
Women (or human's in general) are usually more vulnerable when they loose something or are their weakest, and thats the best time to take advantage (not to sound like a physco)

But if you can act concerned and lend a shoulder to cry on, you'll probably be plowing her in a week or two.

ploughing her na farm

America's Federal elections is fast approaching. I laugh hilariously when people try hard to assert who will win the current Presidential elections. There is one major factor that will determine who wins that election & that is what people (including American electorates) don't seem to realise. That factor is the "Presidential electors". The Presidential electors(numbering 538 people) are the actual people who will on 19th December, 2016 determine who will be sworn in on 20th January, 2017 as America's 45th President. On 8th November, 2016 eligible American electorates will merely select the Presidential electors & make a 'suggestion' of a 'preferred' candidate for President (many Americans don't know this). Fellow Nigerians, please be informed that the winner of the 'popular votes' on 8th November may not win the absolute majority of votes on 19th December (which is the actual determiner of who becomes America's President).

It is my informed opinion that what crashed Nigeria's economy and by extension the standard of living obtainable in Nigeria before 29th May, 2015 were the poorly thought out policies of the Federal Government in the: Petroleum sector, Exchange rate sector,TSA & appointments into Federal Institutions. To salvage the situation President Buhari needs to reshuffle the economic cabinet, address 'intelligently' & maturely the agitation(s) of the militants. That will be the way going forward (for a start)

enchantedone:
;Dto me I'll teach d person how to fry plantain to my taste. though matter how good a cook is,one still needs to tell d person hw u like ur food to be prepared. cooking is not a big deal,if one is determined ,cooking can be learnt in less dan a month. people especially guys shld stop laying too much emphasis on cooking. it makes no sense to me.

"To You". datz all.. thank u

HungerBAD:
Eniola Akinkuotu, Abuja



http://punchng.com/20m-accounts-patience-jonathan-may-forfeit-n10bn-hotel-fg/

ANOTHER MEDIA TRIAL

greatgod2012:
Many of those ladies that love money too much do not know the future. They usually use today to judge tomorrow, whereas, it's not supposed to be so.


@op, I'm happy for you that you knew what you wanted and follow your heart, if not so, she'll have made life so miserable for you due to her incessant demands of money and material things that you can hardly afford.



Besides, if they like money too much like that, why can't they work for their money and spend it the way they want instead of expecting their fellow human being to go work while they spend.

Yeye!

Op, go for Thanksgiving, I rejoice with you.

babe u get sense. i love ur comment. God go help us all make we no enter one chance of a life tym

I throw way salute.
What are your thoughts on GENDER MAINSTREAMING in Africa?

ychris:
Are the soldiers want to be unfortunate in life...?

lolzzzzzz

Ayo199:
Please i need advice on this:
I am from a christian home and i strongly believe in the existence of GOD..
I am to participate in a debate in one of my courses..philosophy to be precise...which is a 3-unit course..
I am to support the notion which says "GOD DOES NOT EXIST"..But now am confused.. Should I reject it and fail or deny GOD with my proclamation and pass...

it's an academic exercise. To dat extent it doesn't mean U're denying God's existence. Philosophy doesn't teach us dat God doesn't exist or not, what it inculcates in us is CRITICAL THINKING ABILITY so dat we make INFORMED DECISIONS based on LOGICAL THINKING. I had an "A" in Philosophy @Great Ife as an undergraduate.

Ayo199:
Please i need advice on this:
I am from a christian home and i strongly believe in the existence of GOD..
I am to participate in a debate in one of my courses..philosophy to be precise...which is a 3-unit course..
I am to support the notion which says "GOD DOES NOT EXIST"..But now am confused.. Should I reject it and fail or deny GOD with my proclamation and pass...

it's an academic exercise. To dat extent it doesn't mean U're denying God's existence. Philosophy doesn't teach us dat God doesn't exist or not, what it inculcates in us is CRITICAL THINKING ABILITY so dat we make INFORMED DECISIONS based on LOGICAL THINKING.

FlirtyKaren:
Do You See Anything Wrong With This Photo? Pastor Ize-iyamu Vs Godwin Obaseki


What do you think?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/09/do-you-see-anything-wrong-with-this.html

pls stop misleading ppl! Dis is not true. The debate on Channels TV distances PDP candidate from this campaign of calumny manifested in d form of an alleged PDP "manifesto". Don't worry, dos reading dis lies aren't d ones to vote. There aren't polling centres online yet!

Teewhy2:
Can someone tell me am dreaming, you mean after the 70% increase in price of petrol and increase in dollars exchange rate which has led to increase in all products including house rent, some people call still be thinking of increasing pump price.
All the currency swap deal which we thought could help nobody is telling us anything about it again
So where are we going in this countries, minimum salary can't even buy you a bag of rice, businesses are shutting down, entrepreneurs can't even start business as government policy doesn't support small scale business.
With this kind of news while won't our best brains and youth run abroad to look for greener pastures. Imagine working as casual in London (without certificate) in UK and you are paid 10 pounds/hour and you worked for 6 hours per day, That is 60 pounds/day. Working 5 days a week =300 pounds, 4ce a month is 1200 pounds. 40% tax you are left with 800 pounds converting to naira @ 525= 420k.
How many graduates makes that in 2 months.

may 50 graduates out of millions of dem out there

Toeyoursea:
Lagos is like Mark Zuckerberg, he has money but is always wise in spending. Other states are just pathetic and reckless.


Irony of life;

Lagos state is twice richer that the next richest state in Nigeria. It doesn't have a single student on scholarship abroad.

The best Lagos can do for you is free waec, better school environment to secondary level. After that, they give bursary and scholarship to indigenous Lagosians studying IN NIGERIA, who have a minimum grade point of upper credit.


So even Sokoto government takes valuable Forex to send their citizens to school abroad.

We really need this recession to think straight. The way we were headed; kole work

Poor people sha

ur tot is myopic. Where did place Anambra? Anambra hasn't just been paying salaries of ALL ITS WORKFORCE, it equally reviewed d same salaries upwardly. The only state in Nigeria, whose turn-over as at last yr was
stunning.
https://mobile.twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/743675378565185536?s=08

http://www.chefovens.mobi/3171577/ben-murray-bruce-anambra-doesnt-owe/1

http://saharareporters.com/2016/05/01/twenty-six-states-owe-workers-salaries-may-day. AS OF MAY 1 DIS YR, ONLY ONE SW STATE HAD PAID SALARIES UP TO DATE. BUT IN THE EAST ND SOUTH/SOUTH 3 & 4 RESPECTIVELY!

Next time don't be sentimental or tribe-conscious

StOla:
Like Alex Otti was told by his adopted Ngwa people.

When it was time to have a governor of Abia from the Ngwa axis, Alex Otti was reminded that the footsteps that brought his migrant family to Ngwa land, was still visible so he could retrace his steps back to his true homeland.

gbam! dat boy ehn. he must be high on Ijebu weed

cstr15:
If this was china, the old wife who most likely benefited from the incredible loot would have being hanged, and their entire generation sent on a long exile and banned from chinese politics forever.
While india and china were gradually developing to a global power status through the 70s and 80s, abacha was busy stashing raw billions of dollars in swiss banks.

present ur proves. I'm not refuting u. just present documents dat validate ur argument

sirleemahnlee:
WHO DEY FOLLOW THIS WIFE OF MURDERER AGAIN. ABACHA GENERATIONS SUPPOSE TO BE BARNISHED FROM NIGERIA

go banish dem...

Reyginus:
Lol. What happens then?

funny pikin...the only difference btw recession & depression is longevity. Depression has d same indicators like recession but it lasts longer dan recession (2yrs or more)

BiafraIShere:
At the rate the economy is plummeting, do you think it will take long before it finally collapses into depression

it will not take long if d situation on ground is not nipped in d bud. na "one chance" be dat

plaetton:
Hilarious

Yes, of course, the President and the presidency know a lot more about economic matters than those lazy experts.

Why not?

When you have a N2b feeding budget, How can the ECONOMY EVER LOOK BAD to you?

lolzzzzzz... my brother I taya o

Reyginus:
Trying to challenge economic realities with propaganda? You are performing well and the economy is in recession? Wow! We are in for a long ride.

Is there any economic position worse than recession? Because I know somebody will come tell us how it would have been worse if the past govt had continued.

yes. "Economic Depression"

Reyginus:
A man who never accepted he lost three tines when it was obvious he lost three times, even though the elections weren't free and fair, cannot stand by and watch the people boot him out in an election he can influence. The two natures agree.

ok

Reyginus:
It is not happening. Buhari will win in 2019. I'm sure of that. Either we willingly vote for him for hate of his opponent, like they did in 2015, or he rigs the election. Buhari is not the type of man to lose an election were he's an incumbent.

really? how did u arrive at dis conclusion?

eyeview:
And Femi Adesina will open his mouth and say that those complaining in this govt are just the PDP members who have left power. Seriously,Adesina has turned a big disappointment. I met with him a few weeks before his appointment and I hope I will be opportuned to meet him sometime soon. Shameful how a man of integrity like him will enter there and start turning the obvious truth into lie.

As for APC,we were never fooled. We knew they had nothing to offer but Nigerians wouldn't listen.

As for Buhari,we seriously need a ghost to slap him.

ghost ?...lolzzzzzz...

PUSH1:
Well Rome was not built in a day

yes, it wasn't built in a day but THEY DID LAY THE BRICKS EVERYDAY.

allytinted:
It Doesn't Even Need Flashing To Unlock. Five Mins And Phone Is Ready To Use.

hahahahaha

profstar:
In this economic condition whey money no dey, I no fit allow make one sombori to come and go and put me for one chance

how your security pattern looks when you use your entire salary to buy phone

Pattern ti take over

na to flash ur fon sure pass na...lolzzzzzz... who pattern epp..kikikikikikiki

profstar:
In this economic condition whey money no dey, I no fit allow make one sombori to come and go and put me for one chance

how your security pattern looks when you use your entire salary to buy phone

Pattern ti take over

dem never flash ur fon be4 abi. Make I hear say d pattern no comot...lolzzzzzz

JuanDeDios:
Your figures are wrong.

but u didn't correct it