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Sports › Re: Gernot Rohr Accepts NFF’s Contract, Conditions by Aystarz: 1:10pm On May 01, 2020
Digitiminimi:
He got no choice
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Ganduje Rejects Kwankwaso’s Amana Hospital As Isolation Center by Aystarz: 12:23pm On May 01, 2020
DanseMacabre:
Lol.

Ganduje is so dull that at times you wonder how someone can be so overwhelmingly stupid.
His looks alone lasan. grin No Nigerian governor in history is more ugly-personified.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Ganduje Rejects Kwankwaso’s Amana Hospital As Isolation Center by Aystarz: 12:23pm On May 01, 2020
DanseMacabre:
Lol.

Ganduje is so dull that at times you wonder how someone can be so overwhelmingly stupid.
Politics › Re: Reps Insists On Two-Month Free Electricity For Nigerians by Aystarz: 9:56am On May 01, 2020
funmike83:
Are they still dragging this issue? Our govt is stingy o
Nothing going on really ; only grand standing as usual by your lawmakers.
Career › Re: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by Aystarz: 9:35am On May 01, 2020
candyboy:
Dear God, please come and rescue us in Nigeria. I have a wonderful friend working at Access Bank. God pls don't let him be affected by this retrenchment going on there, in Jesus mighty name I pray. Amen
A brother-in-law of mine was retrenched two years ago; today, he still hasn't recovered. The times are hard.
Politics › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Rail Project 90% Complete - FG by Aystarz:
West1side:
My brother your bigoted father mother entire household n your unborn generation are the cursed ones here. Resource at his disposal when crude is $20 while some fools who sold crude at $120 could not accomplish this in 16 years. May it never be well with you n your entire household from generation to generation till you are doomed to eternity.
grin It's your household who will die of penury and poverty. Misery will follow you and all your family, wherever you and all your generations go. Mark it!
Food › Re: Women Pose With Tubers Of Yam For A Photoshoot by Aystarz: 9:18am On May 01, 2020
dammy222:
I am not targeting anyone's mom. I am just not in support of making those women take pics with tubers of yam. Maybe you need to reread my response because it seems you misunderstood me.
I am sorry for the mixup.
Health › Re: Ghana Records 1,032 COVID-19 Cases — 10 Days After Lifting Lockdown by Aystarz: 9:00am On May 01, 2020
Eriggs:
Why can't you comment in your mother's tongue if e English sour for your mouth like this? doesn't knew? dem don take ur life play ludo finish, see d tout calling someone an idiot and zombie, giving his name to another person bettee than him in life. idiot zombie grin
Mother's tonguehuh Olodo !!! Look who's talking about commenting in English grin . grin Dumb idiot!
Health › Re: Ghana Records 1,032 COVID-19 Cases — 10 Days After Lifting Lockdown by Aystarz: 8:58am On May 01, 2020
Ebonyeyes:
We cannot even dare compare Nigeria to Ghana. Ghana is a functioning state and Nigeria is a dysfunctional state. Ghana's president went to Oxford University, Nigeria's president cannot even provide his WAEC results, instead he claims someone saw him in the exam hall and that is proof enough. lipsrsealed
grin grin Chai! This quote has killeddddddd meeeeeeee! grin grin
Health › Re: Ghana Records 1,032 COVID-19 Cases — 10 Days After Lifting Lockdown by Aystarz:
chrisagyei:
Ghana has done 113,000 tests so far for a country of 29 million people with 2,000 cases and 17 deaths whilst Nigeria has done 12,000 tests for 200 million population with 1,900 cases and 58 deaths. These are not new results buh is a backlog catalogue of 18,000 additional test results taken laat week.All 2,000 patients have been isolated nationwide so there's very little community spread because the government organized a massive rigorous testing nationwide with the use of drones to transport results in less than an hour.So Ghana is faring far better than Nigeria. Don't compare the two.
You think the idiot you quoted doesn't know the emboldened? Quit wasting your time talking to a wall. We don't call them zombies over here for nothing grin
Business › Re: GTB Charged Me This Amount As Account Maintenance Charge: Photo by Aystarz:
Access Bank is doing the same thing. Their fb page, as I type, is overloaded with complaints about one dubious withdrawal or the other.
Almost every institution/agency does this in Nigeria knowing full well they will always get away with murder. No consequences/penalty for bad behaviour.
Politics › Re: Zinat Abebi Omotowo Is Dead! MC Oluomo's Mother Dies by Aystarz: 5:39pm On Apr 30, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
She died in a good old age. And her son is well known and successful today. She lived a good life.
Wwll, I guess 'successful' is subjective now and open to interpretation.
Education › Re: Obiano Directs Anambra Teachers To Resume On Monday by Aystarz: 4:04pm On Apr 30, 2020
Pandev:
Wtf! We're so fvcking fvcked in this country! Fvck shocked
Fvcked with ten di.cks running grin
Health › Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by Aystarz: 11:17am On Apr 30, 2020
iswallker:
It's a figure of speech - don't interpret the words literally. undecided
Nigeria will do anything for ventilators - Hyperbole grin
Health › Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by Aystarz: 11:10am On Apr 30, 2020
festacman:
Undiplomatic stuff from a loquacious self-centred megalomaniac who uses anything to score cheap political points.
Sounds exactly like what those you defend shamelessly do all the time down here.
Politics › Re: Kano Mass Deaths: Buhari Reacts, Says He Won’t Let Kano People Down by Aystarz: 9:01am On Apr 30, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
But you let Yoruba people down by giving them 1800 bags of rotten rice to eat

And tomorow someone will tell me tinubu is jagajaban

Jagaban that can't influence any federal decision in favour of his people, is that one a Jagaban?
No worry. Nemesis will soon see to it that he is Jagabounced
Politics › Re: Bello Matawalle Criticised For Buying Exotic Cars For Commissioners by Aystarz: 7:55am On Apr 30, 2020
AntiWailer:
Useless people.

They accurately represent the majority of the citizens.

Heartless, greedy and stupid sense of entitlement over what does not belong to you.
I keep saying this grin
Politics › Re: Highlights Of Sanwo-Olu’s Press Briefing On COVID-19 by Aystarz: 6:08am On Apr 30, 2020
Lorazepam:
Ehn you sef should propose a workable solution.

Total lockdown, people complain
Ease lockdown small, people still complain it can't work
Oya what should Sanwo-Olu now do? angry
Leadership isn't easy mehn.

Saw something there about how whistle blowing will be encouraged lol. Reminds me of what is being done in Heilongjiang, China, where if you catch anyone that secretly crosses the border from Russia into China without being quarantined, and report them to the relevant authorities, you would be given a certain amount of money (up to 700 dollars) as reward lol.
Snitching can get you killed grin
Politics › Re: Customs Closes Gate To Stop Oyo Govt From Returning 1,800 Bags Of Rice (pics) by Aystarz: 6:01am On Apr 30, 2020
Macphenson:
Just look at the dividends of having a DULLARD as a President. Can you imagine?

President of a country sending poison to his citizens when they are in dire need of help.

Buhari is not just clueless and incompetent, he is also mean.

Since there has been complaints about the rice, couldn't he have ordered the recall of those poison?

No, he kept quiet so that Nigerians will eat the poison.

Wicked and evil
Baba is shy and doesn't like being in public grin
Romance › Re: COVID-19: Lagos Sex Workers Slash Rates To Attract Customers Despite Lockdown by Aystarz: 5:51am On Apr 30, 2020
jericco1:
How do people enjoy sex with a total stranger undecided
It's not really about enjoyment. Some men just wanna pump, pour and pass.
Crime › Re: Residents Beat IBEDC Staff For Trying To Disconnect Their Light. by Aystarz:
emmabest2000:
I don't think this incident happen recently
Who dare to cut people's lights in this lockdown period ?

The person wan collect beating bi that grin
Fake news! IBEDC AND IKEDC ARE NOT DISCONNECTING POWER SUPPLY AT THIS TIME, AS THEY TOO ARE UNDER LOCKDOWN.
Politics › Re: Atiku To Pay ₦5 Million For Using Trader's Picture Without Permission by Aystarz: 7:00am On Apr 29, 2020
Benbellamor:
Trash .....Atiku will just pay 10% of 500,000 to court and appeal to suffer and teach the guy a lesson and for the plaintiff to file counter appeal he has to deposit 500k to court, and pay another 500k to his lawyers minimum, Appart from at least 4 sittings which will gulp at least a million out of plaintiff pocket. Then Atiku will heat to supreme court, the plaintiff Already exhausted... Ask Baba suwe vs NDLEA...NOTHING FOR LAZY FELLOW...
ONLY IN YOUR GADDAMN COUNTRY WHERE HUMAN RIGHTS AINT WORTH A DIME.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Trump Calls Buhari, Promises To Send Ventilators To Nigeria by Aystarz: 5:21pm On Apr 28, 2020
[quote author= post=88956465][s]You will still see some children of hate, perdition and frustration that will not be happy with this news.

They are coming soon.

Modify : The swines are even already here!
They never disappoint.
Good news will always be far from you bastards.
Enemies of the state, Nonentities

Hatred for your country will not kill you guys one day soon.
Hatred kills faster than HIV.
We are sure the wall clock in your houses is permanently at 8' O Clock twenty-four hours of the day!
Pathetic tins!

Some pigs are even saying, why not Somalia or Gambia, why Nigeria?
Can you just imagine these sets of swines?! shocked


[b]Quote us and let the world know the enemies among us if this comment gets to you.
Animals!![/s][/quote]Balderdash!
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Trump Calls Buhari, Promises To Send Ventilators To Nigeria by Aystarz: 5:13pm On Apr 28, 2020
ignis:
I am not comfortable the news is coming from Lai Mohammed. I find it difficult to believe.

Because lying gives him joy and he lies unnecessary.
His announcement of the event was so short and uninspiring, even a sucker would have a hard time believing the ish.
Crime › Re: Three Sisters Drown In Ebonyi River (Graphic Photos) by Aystarz: 10:12am On Apr 28, 2020
EmmySparky:
Now this is getting me really emotional...if this was a sane country an autopsy would be done to know what killed them...Rip to the three Angels...
The angels would probably still be alive, had they been born somewhere else.

Sad!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor David Chuks Ogbueli Celebrates His 52nd Birthday Today - Memoir by Aystarz:
light099:
He looks like a good guy.
Although looks can be deceptive, with the 'rave reviews' he's getting on this thread, I guess he really is.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Donates Food & Medical Items To Kano (Photos) by Aystarz: 9:57am On Apr 28, 2020
Staro:
.
Buhari and his family only remember Southern Nigerian
during elections.

This pandemic started and became full blown in South West
but they never bothered to show love.

The man's only legacy for this country is NEPOTISM.

.
But what did you expect from an ethnic champion na. His people worship him only for his bigotry, his one redeeming quality. Sinzu has to live up to his reputation abeg. grin
Celebrities › Re: Meet Jay-jay Okocha First Daughter Daniella (photos) by Aystarz: 6:35am On Apr 28, 2020
MelesZanawi:
She has an athlete's body. Hopefully, she takes sports seriously.
She looks more like someone who'd take to fashion though, judging by the second pic.
Phones › Re: Airtel Rolls Out New Data Plan, Describes It As ‘Airtel Ultra Plan’ by Aystarz: 6:23am On Apr 28, 2020
Odinvahala:
Who will buy data with 10k on a hungry stomach, was hoping on 10g for 1k,20g 1500 something like that .
grin cheesy Airtel is stupid for this. Bad timing.
Phones › Re: Breaking: Naijaloans Ponzi Crashes With Over 10 Million Naira by Aystarz: 6:13am On Apr 28, 2020
WalkerMichael:
Lol.
Their family "GIFT.AL.WORLD crashed last week.

Nigerians no dey learn.
This is why we keep voting for bad leaders. Naija people get mad cognitive problem o. We just never learn.
Family › Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by Aystarz: 10:33pm On Apr 27, 2020
James289:
gbam. some women ehh am disappointed, they think marriage is all about sex... Service oga my foot. Such men can even sleep with anything even if the wife gives him daily... He is so dangerous even to his children. I bet his jobless that's why it's always sex that is on his mind, Nonsense
Did you hear this one ??

Indeed NL is gone to the dogs!

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