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agree with you raimond bout rosicky he's a good player but him bein constantly injured is not helping us out. I think in January we shld with all seriousness try and Yaya toure/alonso

hala to my fellow gunners & gunneress

to manures shepe fcs & kidney pools take a hike

rsa how many rands are you willing to lose :d :d

decent group if se play to potential should b able to qualify. fingers crossed though

1- Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week."

2- I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said , So I bought her a Tottenham shirt.

3- What's the difference between Juande Ramos and a cowboy? A cowboy wears Spurs on his boots whereas Ramos is a crap manager.

A-40 THAT WAS SIMPLY IN[b]SPUR[/b]ATIONAL KEEP IT COMING
HOW'S MY BEST BUDDY OGA MANSMUSWACK DOIN? PROBERBLY CRYIN HIMSELF A RIVER TO KEEP HIS SINKIN TEAM AFLOAT

temper temper. beta use ur pent up frustration/anger/, to organise spurs fans write petition sack Ramos

wow u r ray of sunshine today

r we really debating whether Naija go win this match? mukina cos u r staunch gunneress i'll go 4 a 3-nil scoreline

was going for 10-0 before

I was playing scrabble yesterday, I realised I could place the letters TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FOOTBALL CLUB. I was gutted when I realised it was only worth 2 points!

in honour of spurs crappiets start to the season co-insiding with the year titanic sank i'm happy to copy and paste to u a celine dion remix of my heart will go on.

feel free to sing along:

Every week in London, we watch you, you're woeful
This is how our season goes on,

Right across the back four, there's space in between us
Even Hull can beat us at home,

Hoddle, Carr, wherever you are
I believe that these Spurs can't go on,

Woody, Cor, you open the door
And we're leaking in goals, and come May we'll be gone, gone, gone,

Juande came to save us from smug Gunners banter
Spain is much cooler than France, (discuss)

But Bentley, Bent - and look what we've spent
You are not Jimmy Greaves or Ossie,
We're poor, and what's more, we're struggling to score
And we're sinking so fast, that come May we'll be gone, gone, gone,

in honour of spurs crappiets start to the season co-insiding with the year titanic sank i'm happy to copy and paste to u a celine dion remix of my heart will go on.

feel free to sing along:

Every week in London, we watch you, you're woeful
This is how our season goes on,

Right across the back four, there's space in between us
Even Hull can beat us at home,

Hoddle, Carr, wherever you are
I believe that these Spurs can't go on,

Woody, Cor, you open the door
And we're leaking in goals, and come May we'll be gone, gone, gone,

Juande came to save us from smug Gunners banter
Spain is much cooler than France, (discuss)

But Bentley, Bent - and look what we've spent
You are not Jimmy Greaves or Ossie,
We're poor, and what's more, we're struggling to score
And we're sinking so fast, that come May we'll be gone, gone, gone,

in honour of spurs crappiets start to the season co-insiding with the year titanic sank i'm happy to copy and paste to u a celine dion remix of my heart will go on.

feel free to sing along:

Every week in London, we watch you, you're woeful
This is how our season goes on,

Right across the back four, there's space in between us
Even Hull can beat us at home,

Hoddle, Carr, wherever you are
I believe that these Spurs can't go on,

Woody, Cor, you open the door
And we're leaking in goals, and come May we'll be gone, gone, gone,

Juande came to save us from smug Gunners banter
Spain is much cooler than France, (discuss)

But Bentley, Bent - and look what we've spent
You are not Jimmy Greaves or Ossie,
We're poor, and what's more, we're struggling to score
And we're sinking so fast, that come May we'll be gone, gone, gone,

oga mammustwak wetin hapin na? spurs relegation candidates? man i'm overcome with tears of joy

wats the difference btw spurs and a triangle? triangle has 3 points

na u go buy am

plucking

I do

my own analysis of the is that we did fairly well played bad in most spells but defended well most times & got the vital goal overall good job

PLAYER ANALYSIS

Dele A good job nice reflexes but like most nigerian gk he's also a vampire(scared of crosses ) 8/10

Chidi odiah average performance 5/10

TT same as above 5/10

Danny S. yeah the man is back 7/10

Nwaneri also tried 6/10

uche kalu below average 4/10

ayilla not flashy but solid 6/10

olofinjana MOTM performance 8/10

ike uche average until he scored 6/10

utaka as usual not playing to full potential 5/10

yakubu don't the YAK u won't get JACK! 5/10


SUBS

Obodo looked descent 6/10

Akpala didn't see much of him 5/10

heeya!!! pele chelski about robinho chei! after wastin money on replica shirts hehehehe

rattlesnake(amaka igwe)
Ti oluwa ni ile
Jesus of Nazareth(the one Nta used to show way back)
passion of the christ
300
matrix part 1
philedelphea(sorry bout d spellin)
the green mile
scarface(say hello 2 my little friend )
LOTR

where r all d doomsayers ehn Gervinho will do this kalou will that, shame

mo so fun hin tele ani ma mu shepe ;d

Men r we sure this Michael Phelps guy is human? 5 golds all in record breaking times, and still counting gosh

nice one dream teamIV

Since early this year a best nigeria 11 poll was done i thot us nairalanders should have our own poll please make lively and interesting posts. So this week we start with the GK next week rightback.

So here go's, for me Peter Rufai(France 98 version) is the worst GK we've ever had. i know b4 u shout he's saved us lots of times but his performances in d France 98 WC almost totally undid all his good 4 us. remember how for d spaniards freekick goal he escorted the ball into the net? or his bu omi sara technique that led to the danish 4th goal? well thats just me so wat u guys think?

heard jonathan woodgate was lookin for a cheap place to move into. he should try spurs trophy cabinent sure he'll find acres of space

funny posts. so here's my 2 cents.
1.hav u noticed dt in most of our movies we nigerians are so 'security conscious' i mean how can som1 enter ur compound thru ur unlocked gate, open ur unlocked front door, then enter ur livin room & there is d owner of d house sittin casually look at d person & say 'yes can i help u' as if this is normal.

2.Pete Edochie always usin animal proverbs.

3.Ini Edo sorry to say wearin 'slutty' outfits in most of her movies no matter d role.

4.somtimes u c d boomstick in a scene.

5.jim iyke & his phantom tears

6.movie previews with som1 shoutin lik we r deaf or segun arinze talkin abstract philosophy

7. our gsm services are so amazinly effecient dt one touch diallin & d other person piks up instantly not 2 mention calls dt neva drop

most of the negative comments hav been unwarranted and at best hyper-pessimistic. For those complaining about people playing in div1 being chosen in the eagles squad eg shittu, olofinjana etc. look @ ghana they named junior agogo who plays in english league two equivalent of div 3. Even apart from Essien who plays for chelsea which other black stars player plays for a major club in europe? yet we all know wat a major force they are cos they hav built a solid team. so pls b positive back our Super Eagles. i know its in you  

Count of Monte Cristo

i have to say that i agree with most of the posts that naija films are for the most excruciatingly painful to watch. i think the main culprit is bad script writing. I mean am not asking them to make matrix like sci-fi movies just a simple drama with descent acting a good script will do. look at Dangerous Twins by Tade Ogidan thats the best acting i'v ever seen ramsey noauh do. anyhow 'e go beta na poor man prayer'. On a lighter note u also know u are watching a nollywood film when
1. when the sound track narrates what u can see with ur eyes happening in the film
2. when hanks anuku uses an american accent its a comedy or romance, if he uses a local accent its an action movie
3. when the actor/actress reconciles the action in the film to its title in one sentence e.g 'yes this is a GREAT CONSPIRACY'
4. when pete edochie uses animal metaphors

PSYCHO PRISONER: (SINGING) HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HAND,
SCARED PRISONER: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! WE GONNA DIE

CONAIR

MOFE DAMIJO: , AND WHEN GOLIATH KILLED DAVID

OUT OF BOUNDS(NAIJA HOME VIDEO)

EDDIE MURPHY: I'VE HEARD OF DREADLOCKS BUT SHITLOCKS?

NUTTY PROFESSOR

nice one