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They want to cash out quickly before they leave office.

APC wehdone!!!

This one is pouring the frustration of her entire household.



Racism is a mental illness!

PlanktonX:
Tinubu 2023
When the gods reject you...who do you turn to?

Is it my Holy God...an impartial father in Heaven? The might warrior that fight without being there!!!! The okelorioke t'on ba gbogbo Oke leru.

Nigeria shall be Free

By God's Grace

His juice has finished!!!

L.O.B.A.T.A.NNNNNNN!!!!!!

For the sake of the marital vows you made to your partner at the altar and becoming a union by virtue of same, YES!

Wow! That's heavy!!!

Spirit- lifting songs of those years.

R.I.P sir.

Fahdiga:
so true but it's just for self respect. If they are food anxious we will still complain. Better to comport oneself than to act desperate.

Gbam!

chatinent:
Uncle met you. He said he wanted to marry you within four months while in Nigeria.

You said no. You said it was too early. You said you needed to know him better. You didn't even give him a timeframe as to when you think it's possible. No wahala.

Uncle travelled oversea. Some 24 months later, you are feeling insecure about what he'll be doing with ladies there and wants to settle down. Uncle is pissed off because he feels he had asked you before the abroad plan and you rejected because you wanted to seek God's info, but now he is abroad, you are certain he relocated from one estate in heaven.

Hanty, so you no know say man wey tell you e wan marry after three months of dating has no time for the long dating waiting process...and fit don marry within two years?

I know you didn't want to agree then so you wouldn't look cheap or desperate, but how can you look cheap then! No bi him suggest am? No bi him meet you? Una Naija girls tho. If you no fit marry am you tell the person, no bi say it's too early. It's too early for marriage but not too early for dating for two years? Na diploma? Na this same “I don't want to look cheap and desperate” don make Bisola turn 49 and all her prayer points don bi “God when.” Of course, because society has time to remember every lady out there unmarried and getting overripe.


Person propose to you, you reject am. How dare you propose now? You get mind o.


I no dey force you into marriage but if you mah know say he is marriageable, by now una for don marry with kids, probably with him overseas.


NOW, THAT'S YOUR OWN STORY. HERE'S WHAT I THINK HAPPENED:

You didn't want to marry him while in Nigeria because he seemed broke to you!

Na as you hear US later, oil begin commot your body.

You ladies are funny sometimes. You need revelation from God for six months to know if a not too wealthy guy is for you but a rich man is the answered prayer and your opportunity comes but once...and you feel the rich guy has no common sense? You feel he doesn't feel he is doing you a favour?

A lady who says she is not ready for marriage then that is now disturbing for marriage is actually inviting sb to use and dump her. If you say you aren't ready for marriage then, keep quiet until he asks again. Repeatedly saying it is suspicious abeg.

To me, dating is for marriage straight-up. Since I don't cheat, I no get time to come dey share girlfriend with dick-hungry Nigerian wild guys. Now imagine the girl disagreed and I come travel from that location she come dey yarn okoto later. No nah.

If you wanted to end it, you would have...na the abroad string wey dey make am difficult for you.

Believe me, if the true story is that you rejected his advances while in Nigeria but are now eager for marriage while he is abroad, you have been dating yourself....and will continue to be used by him...yet the one thing about you that will relocate abroad will be your imagination.

Uncle is now woke and has realized that after all, you aren't bringing anything to the table. I know you'll say you are the table. Well, you don't have table manners.


Please break up with him.
I have no option for peace.



Sorry, I don't mince words.
Have a nice century.

Mehhnnn!!!! Truly, you're brutal!!!

It is because she's not in her twenties anymore. If you know you know.

A word is enough for the wise

Play video games....
Browse....

As long as she's not physically abusive, then her vulgarity can be curbed. Simply talk to her about it.

She's nice...... an added advantage.

Oga, whether you like/ love her or not, the 'switch' to turn on any relationship between you both is in her hands after all, she said she's not ready for a relationship. But the will to move on is in your hands.

So, if you want to wait until she says yes, that's up to you. If you want to ignore all the green lights she's flashing and move on, it's still up to you.

In simple English, you're holding the power plug, she's holding the switch. By now, you should know who's in control.

Justice has been served!

An average woman is 'cursed' with crave for attention!

Deny them the bolded and watch them feel reek of incompleteness.

"Accidentally".......

Nigeria can be defined as a country where one is more likely to die 'by mistake', than of natural causes.

ama19:
Ok, nice! There are also other methods of preparing the same soup besides these two, I plan to share soon.

You may also find one of them preferable

Aahh! Other methods ke? Ok. We're waiting.

ama19:
You may want to try out each to be really sure of which is easier to cook, your feelings may not be telling you the truth o

I've actually tried both before. But on first attempt with both..... and eventual satisfaction, the frying method came out way better and I got stuck with it ever since.

SpecialAdviser:
Nigeria is in a mess. Tinubu is already buying over all the media to do a lot of cover ups.

I pity so many people who support this government. The only good thing to celebrate is that we are in it together.

So far so good, everyone is feeling the heat.

Silentgroper:
But most times, d woman who wants us are not the one we want.. Has happened to me twice..

True story!!!

Trust issues.

ama19:
Nice one, method 1 appears to be winning this contest.

To me, it just feels easier.

ama19:
Nice one, method 1 appears to be winning this contest.

To me, it's just easier

I can't laugh or cry!

Bad and good news at the same time.

R.I.P to the girl

E come be like say the groundnut plenty pass the garri.

You're eating groundnut. You just dey use garri support am.

Method 1

LLIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Those days.....

Literal meaning of 'one man's food is another man's poison.