₦airaland Forum

Now they want to claim they're women...

How God cannot punish you does not exist

At the end of the day, are we gonna blame love...

'Calls out friends....'
Are they still friends after attempting to get him deported

Cutehector:
English language is so difficult for many nigerians walahi.

The post said, mention boring skitmakers , but no, nigerians started mentioning most funny skitmakers.

You sef dey fall hand...
You don forget say Nigerians like to dey do opposite things

Can this world just end already?......

They are 'endangered species' because MOST of them, except the unfortunate innocent ones, crave flashy lifestyles that make them wander to avoidable places, desire very expensive things and mingle with unsuspecting individuals without any thought of their own safety before it's too late.
So, simply put, most of them unknowingly seek to be 'endangered species'.

May God protect us from evil!

So now they blame her supposed husband's death on her barrenness, further humiliating her....

Mehn, I feel for women sometimes...

For me, almost immediately.
My legs were too big to fill the awkwardness already.

spydera:
As it is now, from the way dem ladies are created, just that alone, should tell you that they have an advantage over anything, and at anytime.
You shouldn't hit a lady, but a lady can hit you and crack your head...
If you accidentally touch a lady, she can accuse you for rape and win the case especially if you have no alibi or evidence...
A man can work down the road half dressed, not even an angel of God will notice but let a lady do so, then will you see attentive attention.
A lady can lie and cry, and a case will be ruled in her favour even before it gets to court, but if a man should cry, they'll tell baba to stop shedding crocodile tears and confess...

This line no be here oo

A perpetual tussle between two different religious beliefs and standards (Christianity and Islam). Nigerian politics has been moulded by these.
For a free and fair administration, in Nigeria, both have to find a common ground devoid of religious sentiments..... which will be very difficult.

This happened during my primary school days.
Was running late to school... and suddenly, this black dog strolls towards me from its owners compound(like a policeman about to stop a random person).
Once I noticed it approaching me, I stood still. And in amazement, I watched this dog move round me.... it looked me in the eye while moving.
Realising I would be late if I kept standing, I waited for it to get behind me and then started running. Big Mistake.
And there was the dog chasing after me. Mehn, I screamed as I ran, waking up everyone. Twas embarrassing.
Luckily, my friend's dad, (GOD rest his soul), saw me running and screaming. This dog was already on my heels.
As I ran towards him, he scared the dog away. I thanked him and off I went.
I still had my heart in my mouth moments after.

Funny question.

The question should be....How many Naija ladies are brave enough for either profession?..

FG.... my FG...
Since when did you start giving a damn??...

Some men don't deserve the good wives they get.
If not for the distressed mother.... I'd say congrats to the wife.... and good freaking riddance to the man.

emeernest:
At least 4-1 is respectable. We were not disgraced. God I am grateful.

Really??

Social media did them harm here.
In absence of the above, no one would go through the trouble of reporting them.

Putin, the 'Nebuchadnezzar' of our time.
You'll be humbled soon!

neutral4u:
It's all about applying wisdom when dealing/doing things with them

..... eventually.

neutral4u:
You can relate with them as if they 're your superior but within you, you already know that you are their superior. When relating with them, you have to set limit for them to know that you are still the boss.

the first line of your comment might make it difficult for him to set limits for them much later.
remember 'Nigerians' dont appreciate nice people.

In other words, he thinks she's been 'contaminated'

It's almost as if perfume and blood smell the same to these people

Congrats to Senegal...

By the way, when they return to Liverpool, Mane should just forget anything that resembles goal assist from Salah

They'd rather die..... but they lost instead.
Fate was kind to them.

Dr. Ini Umoren to the world!!!

Injury was his enemy.

mrfree:
Dear Nairalanders,

I trust you are keeping safe.
A lady told me today that she will snatch me from my wife if care is not taken, please what does this mean? Is she just joking or she means it.
I don't want to take this issue with a hand of levity.
I need your contributions... Thank you in Advance.


Mr. Free
Best Regards.

She'll succeed if you let her. It's up to you.

This 'smoke' looks like it has a lot of 'fire'.

Village people are RREEAAAALLLLLLL!!!

The headline sounds misleading. I don't think too much sex is her main problem. Media and exaggeration.

Election is near... expect plenty good news.

SmellySperm:
She's my future wify. I can go to hell for her matter

What if you don't come back?

Hmmm...a technical way of begging.
Worry not. Somebody's son will 'buy' you one day.