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CoCoLav:
I want a month.

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CoCoLav:
I want a month.

We have to start small and work our way up.

Two days first, then a week and so on.

CoCoLav:
Let's start with switching salaries. If you agree then I am game

After all what's there in coding?

You would get my pay for the two days you work.

CoCoLav:
Not going to work.

I'm so jealous right now.

You said something about switching jobs a while back, you can start tomorrow.

CoCoLav:
Sure, got home some minutes ago.

Didnt know you had, won't be able to address it until Thursday though.

What's happening Tuesday and Wednesday?

CoCoLav:
Because the coincidence is just....

Did you see that stuff?

And are you home?

Yeah I'm home. Yeah I saw it.... You should have known I saw it

Hope you have left the office?

CoCoLav:
Looool! How did you know I was neck deep in work?

My colleague just asked me if I'm paid overtime!

And then your question.

Don't let me suspect you o

Why would you suspect me?

CoCoLav
Its closing time!!!

CoCoLav:
Will think about it...

OK ma'am

CoCoLav:
Hahahaha.

What do I get?

A page in my autobiography

CoCoLav:
6) Hahahahaha.Who says it extends to your side?

6)The little voice in my head

Don't tell me you can't even spare one day fast for me?

CoCoLav:
5) I use my weekends well plus the people around me are movie people.

6) Okay, hope it turns out well.

5) Good for you.
6) It will Your 21 days fasting should be enough to cover that.

CoCoLav:
5) You haven't watched 30 days in Atlanta? try to watch it before it stops showing and watch Fury too.

6) Hmmn. Hope it she gives you a positive feedback.

5) I'd watch 30 days in Atlanta at home. Yeah Fury looks like my kind of film. How do you get the time to watch all these movies? And i used to believe i am was a movie person.
6)Hope so too. I need to move on to the next one.

CoCoLav:
5) lol @ coerced. I enjoy some action movies...like salt, losers and taken. I tried seeing a Nollywood action movie at the cinema with a friend once. It was horrible, we left before the movie ended.

6) Shouldn't you be debugging right now?

5) Saw one Funke Akindele film at the cinema once and till today i still can't believe i paid to watch that movie (the power of women). Nollywood and action are two words that should not be used together. I'm hoping to watch 30 days in Atlanta soon though.
6) I'm through with that. Waiting for the QA to test and give me feedback.

CoCoLav:
4) Nice. I know a lot of people who do that too.
5) So if you have to watch a movie too does it have to be a Nigerian movie? . Yeah I read Chimamanda's books. Read Half of a Yellow Sun and Purple Hibiscus, planning to buy Americanah and one other one like that (cant remember the name). Enjoy reading on journeys too but I usually have motion sickness.

5)I don't normally watch Nigerians movies except i'm coerced into. I am more of a action film person (Avengers, Fast n furious) and do "we" really want to see a nollywood action movie?

CoCoLav:
4) I like that....not carrying office work home. Personally, I prefer it especially when its over the weekend.

5) Sci-fi, Crime, Mystery, Law (John Grisham), Don't know where to place Sidney Sheldon and John Saul. I also like African books. Which do you read?

4) If i have important work, i rather come to the office on weekend. Trying not cultivate a bad habit. I also don't check my office email outside the office.
5)I'm not a novel person but if i have to read, it has to be a Nigerian author. I enjoy reading while on a journey but unfortunately, the Nigerian transport system doesn't favour that stuff. I have read all Chiamanda's books(I haven't finished Americanah though).

CoCoLav:
1)
2) Good so no excuses.
3) Dream Thank God its free
4) Why not? Too busy debugging?

2)There would be no excuse if i get the film, for now, i don't have it yet.
3)
4)Nah, i don't carry office work home. The weekend just came and went like that. Also, i believe i was lazy to start. I already have a demo version of the app, so i felt lazy starting again. On the plus side, i fixed one of the issues plaguing the demo, only problem is, it wasn't the major issue i fixed.
5) What kind of novels do you read?

CoCoLav:
1) Oh I see....yet you proposed 30 days fast for me
2) Hmmmn...okay. Will ask you about it by the weekend
3) Its one of the 'risks' of the job so deal with it
4) Weekend was splendid. How was yours?

1)
2) Ok
3) I know but one can dream of a bug free deployment....
4) My weekend was so so, I planned to build an android app but did not.

CoCoLav:
1) I am done already....you could do the remaining 9 days on my behalf.
2) You cant add Lucy to a queue. Its best you watch it today.
3) are those issues bugs? or something else?

1) Fasting is not my forte
2)I'll see if the office resident movie collectors has it, then if there's time, i'll watch it
3)Yeah they are bugs
4)How was your weekend?

CoCoLav:
1) Just finished 21 days fasting, nothing changed
2) You should see it. Do not judge a movie by its title (Well, except it is Nollywood)

You completed the task?

1)9 days remaining, its all or nothing, no half measures..
2) I'll add it to my movie queue.
3)Yeah i finished it, but had some small issues came out (as usual, and not all my fault but i always get the blame for everything.) Trying to fix the issues. I'm kind of pissed though because this small small issues are making me look bad.

CoCoLav:
Okay then.

1) Azed ain't ghosting ma'am.
2) With enough prayer and fasting, your wife material can change from handkerchief to iro and buba. I suggest you go on a 30 day fasting and prayer. A visit to "ori oke" won't be a bad idea.
3)Movies are cool, i haven't seen Lucy though (may be because its has a chic's name as title.). Books are also cool, but finding the right environment to read is a problem

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Yeah right on time, he could as well drop his CV at Bourdillon road and spare us his hypocritical showboating... [/color]

GEJ and his gang including you keep on telling us that GEJ has done a fine job, someone comes up to challenge you guys and all you can say is the guy is looking for a job?
If you are sure GEJ has done a fine job, you should be thanking Soludo for giving you an opportunity to show off.

PS: Soludo as a Nigerian has the right to ask those questions anytime he feels like whether he wants a job or not.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Yes remember NOI countered with her own facts and figures too which held a balanced view since she was a big presence at both Governments..but we don't understand why at this critical moment Soludo came up with his postulations and Oby dancing nakedd over it. Why now, if not for political gains and positions. Gullible Nigerians will be victims very soon. [/color]

Does it matter when Soludo came up with his opinion?
As a matter of fact, Soludo brought this at the right time

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] We are looking at two opportunists soludo and Oby falling over themselves to fight Okonjo just to postion themselves better if ever the APC comes calling...it was never about the people or the economy. [/color]

Not every one is an opportunist like you.

Soludo wrote an article with figures all NOI had to do was provide figures that proved Soludo wrong, but she instead chose to attack the messenger and Oby called her out.

If NOI is sure that Soludo was wrong, all she had to do correct him(with the right figures). What's so hard in that?

Attacking the messenger instead of the message is what the guilty does. NOI should prove Soludo with facts after that, then you can begin to debate whether he was/is the worst CBN governor ever.

CoCoLav:
I guess you stayed back to beat the traffic...

No, i stayed because i had work to do.

CoCoLav:
Fine but exhausting.
Yours?

Was good.
Still on my way home though

CoCoLav:
Just read your post though...

You are proceeding to the dock not the witness stand.

You are the accused remember?

OK ma'am.
How was your day?

CoCoLav:
You just might be..

hahahaha

Looking forward to that!!!

CoCoLav:
But you said today
anyway, will tackle you on that one later.

Would i coming on to the witness stand?

CoCoLav:
Lol. Have a nice day and good luck with the meeting.

Thanks.
The meeting was yesterday and we didn't arrive at a conclusion.
You have a beautiful day.

CoCoLav:
I thought your job gives you some flexibility? HaHa!

And you say you have the best job?

We are in the same shoes

Lol.
Unfortunately, I have to resume by 8 like most humans!!!