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fredopayee: And you still travell out of the country illegal??

Dude....What are you saying??

Since deportation is trending in the media, its best to have information on how to avoid being personally affected and being shipped off to that "Head Bridge" in Onitsha by Gov Fashola's task force.

(1) Before embarking on that trip to Lagos, make sure you have a contact address you're going to.

Those days of dropping off at motor parks with your clothes in a nylon bag and sleeping on benches in the park are over. If You're caught, you will be .............. (Fill in the gap).

(2) Have a mission in Lagos.

You just can't drop off at the park with the goal to make money and not have a ready made plan on how to go about it.

Not having a plan can lead to you having to walk around aimlessly which makes you a target for .............(Fill in the blank).


(3) Try to look good and pls, take your bath.

No one will start checking if you're wearing a designer labelled outfit or smell your armpits to see if you've had your bath but I'm sure a bad smell and dirty clothings is what those deported have in common.


(4) Make yourself useful.

No responsible person can be deported. I've crossed pedestrian bridges and seen crippled beggers sweeping them. LASG has started giving them reflective outfits to wear as a sign of approval of their efforts. No one can deport them.

Try coming into Lagos and report at a Local Government council. Tell them you will clean gutters for free but they must permit you to leave a begging bowl where you're working and see if they won't be in a hurry to help you out.

Be useful in your host community. If plants and animals can be useful, you as a human has no excuse.


(5) Try as much as possible not to break the law.

When you're caught, they'll ask you questions about where you reside. If you can't provide satisfactory answers, you will be ..............(Fill in the blank).


Follow these guidelines and I'm sure you'll have a Deportation free stay in Lagos.

More contributions are welcome.

awodman: Always quick to defend Fashola and anything that affects your tribe..So because Fashola was inspecting projects he couldn't send an advert to a newspaper for publishing again?..let me even ask what's the process ƒσя submitting an advertorial?...

C'mon, you know the people that send adverts to newspapers congratulating this person or that. They're attention seekers and its a normal trend in this Country. I can bet that if we see the advert page, the truth will unfold.

Fashola has never being a politician let alone a sneaky one. He does his things and grants interviews to defend them. Not unintelligent political moves live the one above.

Any body that knows enough about printing and politics will know that its psychophants that rush to congratulate politicians and political appointments in Newspapers.

Fashola was probably inspecting projects when the decision to print the advert was made and whatever it was must have been a mistake on the part of the individual rushing to congratulate APC. He gave the graphic artist false information due to his ignorance.

If you truely know Fashola, you'll know that his mental capacity is far above all these petty actions they try to smear him with and all those that insult him will keep quiet and listen when they finally face him to talk.

Sincere 9gerian: You can write whatever you like but those testimonies from two people and the fact majority of those deported are weak and malnourished are weighty evidence suggesting inhumane treatments in concentration camps.

What makes you so sure they weren't weak with hunger and already looking disheveled before they were picked up??

There are a lot of people roaming the streets of Lagos looking like that already. Were all those ones too released from "Fashola's concentration camps"??

Very soon, we'll hear that the amputee beggers, the mad people roaming the streets were made so by "Fashola's Concentration Camp".

agbameta: Major goods and services including project construction materials travels to major economic zones experiencing major economic and constructon activities and this doesn't exist in the east.


Not a single major project is going on in the eastern part of Nigeria and they haven't commisioned any major project in the area in years apart from repainting of the enugu airport which is nothing really.

There are no significant economic factors in the east hence the reason why every ibo man and woman look elsewhere for their daily bread and never in the east.


You people need to sart reasoning beyond emotions and empty utterances that doesn't jive with common sense and reality...

You're so wrong. Those trailers loaded with containers you see leaving Lagos are heading to various parts of Nigeria. S.E and S.S included.

These Eastern Governors should shut-up and do their homework to prevent their citizens from coming to Lagos as destitutes.

The Hausa destitutes are still everywhere in Lagos without a solution to their case yet.

No responsible Igbo can be deported from Lagos.

pistol: The chicken has finally come home to roost.
APC has been officially merged.
Conglomeration of terrorists,bigots and clowns.
The worst is yet to unfold.

You see your life?? It was just a fire.

Anything to take the pressure of Lagos ports is welcome. Apapa port and the rest struggle to keep up with the influx of goods anyway in the first place. Nice one there.

IGBOS ARE *ALWAYS* THE VICTIMS.


DOES THAT NOT SAY ENOUGH

Think about it.......

soundtruth: can this be proven in a court of law?

I tire ooo....What kind of stooopid allegation is this. Do they think we wake up in Lagos to find dead bodies floating in our rivers??

Always coming up with lies on how they're being killed and mistreated. "DESTITUTION IS NO LONGER ALLOWED" in Lagos. If u don't have anything sane doing, "GO BACK HOME!!!".....before you resort to crime.

I've met Yoruba area boys that told me stories of how they were bundled to the rehabilitation camps and trained in certain skills, handed over to area fathers that would be held responsible if they later fall out of line on their release.

This story is a lie. 29 people don't just die off.... even in Nigerian prisons in 7months. Logically, it doesn't even make sense, were they tortured to death when they weren't in
kidnapper's den or millitant's camp??

The rehabilitation centers in Lagos even train and feed miscreants and beggers so why must it be Igbos they'll start killing??

Some Igbo folks sef can like to scream "blue murder" too much. They're killing/Deporting you from Kenya, South Africa, Lagos, Kano, Borno etc....Are you guys the only ones??

This is honestly getting irritating. If you feel that's what's happening, go the fu-ck home them....At least all the Igbo guys in my area are still complete and they assemble to drink beer at the same spot every night with smiles on their faces.

Front page material.

FSU: When you folks stop insulting your elected president, we will consider not insulting your own local leaders

Ohhh....So its a Tit for Tat thing.

I understand your annoyance at the President being insulted. You guys made a choice and that choice is being insulted. Its like and extended insult to you too.

The old Testament says "An eye for an eye", the new Testament says "Turn the other cheek".....But you guys are more Jewish at heart.

FSU: You do not matter in any scheme of things. You are a complete tabula rasa. So buzz off and stop tryna be important.

I have told you the truth, go ahead and insult me in Mexican but the truth about you remains....When you're alone in your bed....think about it.

FSU: A look at your posts confirms that your curse is worthless, as worthless as you.

You have heard the truth about yourself, its up to you to listen or ignore it but when things go wrong for you in future.....think back and remember that i told you.

FSU: Your curse no get weight. You are a sinful man.

It is not a curse...Its a #FACT#. Don't you know the definition of a "Curse" again??

All have sinned and fall short of Glory so i am a sinful man.

@OP. You won't be sucessful in life if this is what u do first thing in the morning.

Have u prayed? Have u planned your day? Have u researched on news and information that can help u today?

shaybe baby: Say who? See ya mouth like oil bunkering . You know say I no kuku get work again, I have your time now that No-no and Yeee-yan(according to No-no) have gone to the pub for some pints.

Shaybeeeee Babyyyyyy!!!!!......How's lil No-No?? I'll come see u guys soon....Cheers babe.

The collective mentality of some regions can actually hold a whole nation back......This country should be divided.

When oil bunkering, kidnapping, pipeline blowing millitants become the voice of a region.......its best that region is left alone.

With what Gov Suswam said about States ignoring the Igbos at their own peril, it seems Gov Fashola doesn't care.

He's simply trying to create the impression that migrating to Lagos with only the clothes on your back is no longer acceptable. This is to discourage the mass migration Lagos has experienced for decades.

One thing for sure is that Gov Fashola will still wine and dine with notable Igbo families tonight. You can't own notable investments in Lagos and be treated that way.