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jamp: Patience Jonathan is expected back in the country before the end of September ahead of Nigeria’s 52nd Independence anniversary.

Patience is said to be hospitalised at the Horst Schmidt Klinik in Wiesbaden, Germany.

While a section of the media said she underwent surgery for appendicitis, some others said she was being treated for food poisoning.

Amidst the conflicting reports however, her media aides insisted that she only travelled abroad to rest after the stress involved in the hosting of the African First Ladies’ Conference in Abuja.

They also insisted last week that they did not know when the President’s wife would return to Nigeria.

Her media aide, Ayo Osinlu, had told our correspondent. “She is not a regular public office holder who has a specific duration for vacation. Assuming that she has a specific duration for vacation, then we could have said the vacation will end on a particular day and she will return on a particular day.

“But as it is, she can decide to return anytime she feels she has rested enough.”

source:http://www.punchng.com/news/patience-to-return-before-september-ending/

I DON'T GIVE A DAWN

Babaji111: I wonder where are we getting our economic theories. The N5,000 note issue is disturbing. Let us try and put the cath after the horses. Nigerians are ruled by abstract, obscured and unrelialistic policies that render nothing to the masses but more hardship. I am sure some people are getting something in the contract of printing naira notes without considering its economic consequenses. May God help 9ja!

That is the point.Sanusi Lamido is a big thief(OLE NLA)

ifihearam: In as much as I may agree with you that the president was just too quick to approv of this does not make you call him names ok? For ur info,its not all policies u withdraw simply because the masses are against it,for instance the removal of fuel subsidy was a good one but the timing was wrong. Get over that.

You are a useless and senseless politician,this is how far you can defend your boss

Very soon we will see another heading"South-South Leaders Endorse Jonathan should be killed before 2015"

Tascocent: Hi Nairalander, am an ND graduate presently doing my IT. I will b going back 4 my HND next month, i av abt 100k wit me. But d problem is which type of bussiness can i start with dat amount dat will b fetching me money while in school. Plz i need ur advice and no insult.

If ur school is out side lagos u can try Tokunbo cloths or Phone accessories,and if you are a male you learn barbing within a month and establish ur own wen u get to school

Lar you are a LIAR!!you and the ministers then stole money like what we are experiencing now.!!Where are the soldier boys,i want them to jail Obasanjo,GEJ,Bode George,NOI,Maduekwe,Dimeji Bankole,Bola Ahmed Tinubu,IBB,Bamanga Tukur,Etc

Demdem: But ABATI said she simply went to Germany to rest

Is like you don't know the meaning ABATI.ABATI means LIAR

It is high time for me to relocate to INDIA

Behind every rumors there is always an element of truth

End my old relationship by impregnate my new babe

crisycent: Your own good....i met a girl and i gave her a lift...she started telling me how she wanted to travel to dubai and she needs 150k for ticket.

We men!!!!b4 d lady mentn 150k,wat hav u say We hav 2 b sincere wt ourself,if u dont go close to them they will not tax u

stpat1: Met Her In The Morning, In The Evening She Calls Me To Help Her With #30,000

Wonders shall never end. I live in PH. This morning I met a chick in the bus, we got talking and I collected her number promising to give her a call in the evening.

In the evening, she called me and was telling how she and her friend later went in search of a new accommodation and that they only have 70k for an accommodation that costs over 100k. Now she wants me to help her with about 40k.

Now what I was wondering is are there still Mugus that fall for such cheap scam? even if she was saying the truth, am I the right person to ask at such a time? someone you just met in a bus just some few hrs back. Na wha o

Gentle soul,if you like her and you want to bang her tell her how much you have and the styles you will like.You know,if igbo guy want sell good for 5k he will start with 40k.na parole level

Sijo01: The title of your thread reads #30k and #40k is on the body....* jst tinkin out loud*

After negotiations

lonamy: I think Jonathan needs to pray very hard for his wife if he actually loves her.

There is a trend in Aso Rock from the time of Babangida.

Mariam Babangida escaped and lived many years before she died. (Babangida-lives, Mariam-Dead)
Abacha Vs Mariam Abacha, (Mariam Abacha -lives, Abacha - Dead)
Obasanjo Vs Stella Obasanjo (Obasanjo - Lives Vs Stella Obasanjo- dead)
Musa Yaradua and Turai Yaradua (Musa Yaradua - dead and Turai Yaradua - lives)
Goodluck Ebele Jonatha Vs Dame Patience Jonathan (Goodluck Ebele Jonatha - (lives/dead) Vs Dame Patience Jonathan - (lives/dead))

If we consider the five trend of events above,

Wife Dead
Husband Dead
Wife Dead
Husband Dead
then unless there is an inverse of the case next should be the wife, GEJ may survive.

The only way to avert this is to pray for the first family of the nation. And if this comes to pass then there is a very critical need to unseat the demons that live in the Aso Rock.
The Babangida and Abacha brought lots of demons into that house. They have made lots of blood covenant with the devil. Obasanjo went there to completely seal the deal with the devil. That is why Yaradua could not survive for long, because he could not meet up with the demand of the blood tasty demons in the house, so he had to go.

The people eyeing the seat of Nigeria presidency should think twice, especially their power hungry wives if they have long spoon to dine with the devil.
Warnings to Buhari because after this one, if he gets to power, he is the next to die.

Forget,this your calculations is wrong,the fact is that 96% of Nigerians were cursing these people day in-day day-out!!Is good to be good

Well done our ladies!!

egift: "Madam went to rest in Germany on an Air Ambulance - so she can start the rest from Nigeria. Don't worry she will not meet any Doctor for checkup" - Reuben Abati

If that is the case may her REST in peace

timmy: some years back, 1Pound = 2 Naira = 3.4 Dollars
Present day. 1Pound = 1.5886 Dollars = 251.3640 Naira

I love this your comment!You remind me when Nigeria was productive,1980s then we exports cotton,cocoa,charcoal,palm oil,timbers etc.But now our government only rely on crude oil,with this 5,000naira Sanusi his a THIEF!BIG THIEF(OLE NLA),he want to spend 40billion naira to worsen our economy.My question is,what is the stand of GEJ on this matter?

FSU: LASTMA AGENT AT WORK

I thought Fasola, a so-called lawyer, will do things the civil way. Why does he approve and condone this crude manner of enforcing the law. Yeah! he inherited it from Tinubu, the chief thug; but one understands Tinubu and thuggery, but not Fasola.

So,what is your point?You means Fashola is the one send them to be fighting with drivers,i can assure you that Fashola will punish this man if he see this picture!

mediainspired: In Egbeda, Lagos there's a street called AJISEBIARAMECCA (one who runs errand like a messenger from Mecca). What a mouthful! There's also AJANGBADI in Ojo (like, seriously, who gave dat plane-crashing sound name). &what is it wit Lagos &all d 'Iyanas,' like Iyana School, Iyana Ipaja, Iyana Dopemu. So if want to name ur area in Lag, just say 'Iyana' &den fix ur name. Lol

The meaning of AJISEBIARAMECCA is "One his doing like Mecca people"and the Iyanas,it means Junctions.For instance Iyana-Ipaja,there is main Ipaja.The same thing applicable to Iyana-Dopemu.

lasunray: ABEOKUTA

SAPON
IYANA MORTUARY
ISALE IGBEIN
OKE SOKORI
KUTO

I dnt knw their meaning oooo.

lwkmd

You 4get 2 mentn ur ends ARO

duni04: We shouldn't always be in a haste to compare what goes on in Nigeria with what goes on in other countries, and also the fact that we have crowded buses and trains in more developed countries doesn't mean its 'normal' or we should accept it as a norm. I'm sure these developed countries we're always very quick to compare ourselves with are already mapping out ways to make rush hour traffic more convenient and efficient while we're here accepting that its a norm. In a few years time, after these countries would have thought out and implemented ways of improving their transport system, we'll be here alone with our 'norm'. Lets also seek out ways of improving our transport system and making it convenient and inexpensive to commuters.

No sensible person will tell you that overcrowding a bus because you want to make money is good,from what i noticed,passengers begged for standing in the morning and evening times.For instance,Ogun-State government just launched her own buses,believing me it is useless because the crowd is not much.As a matter of fact we need to commend Lagos-State government for giving us sense of belonging.Every festive time BRT is free,majority of us don't know!!
Eko O Ni Baje Ooo!!!!!

Maybe they should privatize Nigeria to china or Ghana

INNO18: well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females......... well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females.........

u ar short 1 to ur family

modelmike7: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Why are u talking out of point Mr? If a player is good and keeps giving his team what they require of him,why would dey want to sell him to another club? You said "The only Player no club is interested to buy"? Can u pls tell me how many club have bidded for Lionel Messi or C.Ronaldo (the best player & 2nd best in d world for 3years running) is it because they are not good or what? No, but d club is not even to entertain any bid from any club for them! Stop arguing/commenting out of point pls.......................... @OP,Nice Stats Pls (OPTA Statistics r d most accurate in d world of football, even BBC,VOA,CNN,GOAL.COM quote dem 4 references all d time) Mikel is doing what he's asked to do @ Chelsea, his Predecessor, Claude Makalele played for Chelsea for over 4years & scored just 1 goal (a Penalty d "Special 1" ran out from his seat & specifically asked him 2 take, while Lampard was on d pitch! Tho' Chelsea were leadin 4-1 @ d time, he missed, but scored d rebound!) but he was d best DM (Defensive Midfielder Chelsea ever add) no one blame or tackled him for not scoring goals cos he's doin what he is asked to do, EXACTLY what Mikel is doing Presently.

You are a real football lover and analysis.

writejhn27: Nigerians we do over abuse everything even the social networks.

Not only in Nigeria

dedeike: Ignorance is very bad. I wonder whether some of us just bother to read through topics before jumping to advertise our illiteracy on this forum.
The current capacity is 4,477 megawatts. Shiroro and Kainji hydro contributes 300 MW to the national grid.
There's going to be a drop definitely when rainy season stops but d drop won't exceed 300 Mw as AMADI said.
If you minus 300mw from existing 4,477 mw , it still leaves you with above 4,000 MW.
How is this so difficult to understand?

SONPONNA LO MA BE ORI Eyin ole dede yii

Unknown soldiers,simple as A B C

bootstrap: if u ask me .. i think ultimately SLS plans on redenominating the Naira, say by one decimal place. the advantages wld be quite enormous.
a case where;
N5000 = N500
N1000 = N100
N500 = N50
N100 = N10
N50 = N5
N5,N10,N20 = 50K, N1 AND N2 coins Respectively.
(1 dollar = approx N15)
If managed well it cld be the advent of a stronger economy. as per advantages of redenomination




(1) To restore the value of the Naira (in the short-term) close to what it was in 1985 before the commencement of the Structural Adjustment Programme (SAP) in 1986.
(2) To better anchor inflationary expectations
(3) To strengthen public confidence in the Naira
(4) To make for easier conversion to other currencies
(5) To reverse tendency for currency substitution
(6) To eliminate higher denomination notes with lower value.
(7) To reduce the cost of production, distribution and processing of currency.
( To promote the usage of coins and thus a more efficient pricing and payments system.
(9) To lay the foundation for the convertibility of the Naira as well as make it the ‘Reference currency’ in Africa.
(http://www.gamji.com/article6000/NEWS7367.htm)

This your write-up make no sense at all.Is this not the same person clamoring for cashless society?When we are productive that is when we can compete with other nations

Acidosis: Is #1000, #500, #200 etc the solution to our problems? ?


This is not in anyway related to our problems. So lets leave Sanusi to do his job.

"So let leave Sanusi to enrich himself"

GEJ need to take tough decision as Hillary Clinton had said

If this is only achievement GEJ make people will commend him.