₦airaland Forum

tojahh:
We are proud of him, the good people of Mafoluku sends their heartfelt salute and welcome him to the club. For being an ambassador representing us in Edo State, we pledge our full support to him by sending his file to our Patrons, the blessed people of Surulere for further recognition.

mistadayo:
But make I ask sef. How do you initiate it that you wish to light the oven. By the way. I'm married. I've forgotten how it's been initiated.

sharpk007:
If he is on rentals... Very soon story go start

But if na him be d lordluggard, Dem very soon he will adjust

mistadayo:
Na one oven wey I wan light carry me come ilishan o... Offline from palace road oniru... To and fro. Well na offline person wey I know before.

1daboi:
Don't know if it's your phone or you but try and read whatever you type again before posting. Or has the yogurt started affecting you? This is what the humble people of Ojodu told me to ask you.

Sirdave333:
Help! My 2006 Corolla odo meter is stuck at 299999 miles since last week, how can get it reading further. I need a professional advice.

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

Phred1717:
My bro.. the "set destination" option has been removed from bolt app. It's now On/Off.

Felicity0001:
I thought I already stated that before, okay for sake of clarity I did 12000miles b4 my recent change and that 12k'miles took me from January till last week.

I hope you get now

skillip:
For me , I just buy some coaster biscuits with water till I have time to really eat.

eyinola:
what time do u leave the house bro, I find it hard to eat so early

eyinola:
I been wan ask how una take they chop for this work sef

ndubuis:
Once third mainland bridge is closed, I am not sure I will be going to the mainland again. I'm hearing it's only one side of the third main land bridge that will be shut for three months, that's from the Island to the mainland while Iyana Oworo to the Island will be free. After three months, the other side will be shut while the lane that was previously shut will be open. We shall see how the whole thing will work.

The project for fourth main land bridge has been there since I was a kid, if they had taken it seriously, the impact of this closure wouldn't have been that much.

As per your battery, there's a guy I bought Solite battery from in Lagos Island. I have been using that battery since January 2019, is showing no sign of giving up despite all the Uber rugged movements. His shop is at Hawley street, just by Forsythe street junction, to the right if you are in Forsythe
street, coming from Simpson street and to the left of you are in Forsythe street backing Obalende. His shop is the first in that street and is loaded with batteries. I will go back there again if this one packs up.

Also check if your alternator is working well and other electrical components. A battery should go at least six months at worst.

InfinityEstates:
No be only them Sabi drop invoice. But in all honesty, I've only left for like 2persons. One was 1,050 and another 3,550. Different persons have left for me. So I dey use am balance...

ndubuis:
There are no good roads in any where in Lagos. The inner streets of the Island can wreck your car as well. Have you ever driven into Terra Annex at Ajah before? Terra Annex is worse than Mushin/Isolo road, Olokunla, most streets around Sango Tedo market, most street around Igbo Efon, New Road opposite Chevron, the Rivers at Agungi, Hakeem Dickson linking Fola Osibo, most parts of Badore and Lambasa, just to mention a few. The main roads nko? From Abraham Adesanya to Sangotedo and back is a mess, no roads there again. From Ajah to Ado roundabout is brutal during rush hours. These places are all on the Island, there's no way your car will not suffer if you enter any of these places.

I don't go to most parts of the mainland because they look too devilish and scary, touts, criminals everywhere. It's also difficult navigating through these places. Hellish traffic jams, extremely far from where I live.

It's a lot easier navigating and picking up riders on the Island than on the mainland. When it comes to bad roads, it's all over Lagos. You just can't escape it if you are in this business, no matter how much you try.

InfinityEstates:
I just tire for the N50 deduction. It's very annoying especially when you meet some entitled customers that feel you must give them change. I just leave it for them if they are not willing to. N50 no go kill me.

northbird:
Baba, wetin dey? Traffic ,flooding or both

danielconstant:
You forgot to respray the interior too

eyinola:
lol set awon oven lighter , one lady trip for my car yesterday shaaaa

Felicity0001:
This guy shall... You No dey hear word shall.

After reading what our guy went through few weeks back you still went through a one way

Pope191 please pray for sinners

If I talk now them go say felicity0001 too talk.

Isn't not the same guy I warned against plate number document the other day?

nwizu042:
This all day rain fit be sign o.
Guy man should abort the mission.

pope191:
Thinking thro the one way 40k, not sure if I'll have the vibe to do anything again with the frustrating traffic.

eyinola:
I was trying to go offline this evening but request just won't let me slide it , I kukuma off my phone, e be like people dey stranded this evening

pope191:
Boss u strong ooo

Beng1234:
4 trips came in with 20 mins pick up back to back. I done kukuma go offline, make Uche go pick him people

Vision2045:
What a crazy Saturday....rain just disrupt the normal free flow of the new Saturday.....

Imagine ....being giving a 75min pick up...to reach my house from where I dey self na just 20min drive