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Slickleo:
Baba wich Honda be dis

radautoworks:
You guys don't have the ability to request few for vehicle cleaning in the app?

Carfreak966:
Have you seen someone with Honda Pilot. Is it possible for my Honda Pilot to be approved. The car is just lying around here

Felicity0001:
This one na him dem dey call cash out.

Bros abeg go house go enjoy your money like ogataxi dey chop life with him 60k agent fee jor.

More blessings to you

Felicity0001:
If I were you the only song I'll play all through the trip is "this na temptation" by P-Square.

Lol... Hope you collect money b4 una start trip shal I no won hear say u reach destination rider japka o h

northbird:
Seniors, Please, will vgc be flooded around @ dis point in tym.

Cc: babadee, izzou, bigleaf, davit, donfortunate, pope, gentlelife

pope191:
Lol... My Oga we plenty wey dem block, I remember telling u say they neva remember you, maybe u should have remind your riders to rate u 5 star since some riders don't remember rating against , It would have boost your GP. I won't lie to u, Bolt is priceless right now, the drag back that stuff gave me, can't b put in words. Well! Your account will b unblock in 10 year, you don't have to worry much, not that things would have change before then, even Arsenal will still b struggling to win CL.

Slickleo:
Me picking up my plate number from GIG 2mao, I can't come and do Lagos 55k while I can save 20k to get Rivers State.

Slickleo:
But dis road worthiness selection is wrong, Nigeria is a federal country.

Felicity0001:
Try to finish your story or put to be continued next time else you will get response you may not find interesting and pleasant.

Any which way it's ok but know for ages even the kingdom of heaven has been suffering different kinds of violent actions and na d same madness and violence him go take cure am and take am.back

From where I come from we believe stubborn and wicked people only listen and understand gra gra, sound of guns, fights and others.

Las las I'm a diplomatic person and I give it back according to how the spirit in me leads.

Peace ✌

paroh137:
Yes boss. Been in love with that car a long time. Seems I go drop am

Felicity0001:
I sometimes fancy your patient.

Me I've make it a point of duty henceforth to either end trip or cancel the moment rider is not or don't want to stick to my rules and when I sense trouble ahead respectively.

Uber and bolt no be my papa coy neither am I a staff to either of them so why should I do a job I'm not paid for.

Let Uche and his gang sensitize their rider while I take them from point A to point B, pay my dues and unto the next one.

Somebody should not come and add to my work or frustration already biko.

yommie007:
1st trip of the day...
Bang bang... uber trip with 90+ minutes destination
Rider calls, pls uber assigned you to me, where are you?
Me: very close to you. Where am I taking you to?
Rider; mowe
Me: uber no pass Lagos oo. Make I carry you offline?
Rider: how much
Me:7k
Rider: you fit wait small bring us back?
Me: 12k
Rider: 10k?
Me: you go buy fuel?
Rider: 12k dey come.
Hope the deal is worth it oo?

davit:
The 2nd scenario though. For real? So many crazy riders we gat here!

Beng1234:
That’s how I carried a rider from surulere to banana island. Baba was eating rice and breaking bones with his teeth like a mad man. I jejely told him no to litter the seat and rugs. As I ended trip, I got another request immediately. Something asked me to look back. Lol and behold I saw the bowl baba used in eating on the back seat. I look out, baba was trying to meet the person he came to look for. I called him back like he forgot something. When he came back, I asked him to pick his bowl and dispose. He then said I should help me dispose. “Oh! Na me be lawma abi? Baba, take your plate”.

Felicity0001:
You no get IpassMyNeigbor? be innovative for once na or better still get an extension.

But one has to be very careful ooh most fuel tanks are hidden under the seat or rug make you no go bomb you car oh

InfinityEstates:
I tell some to transfer too (if they can) when I know they are not a flight risk.

Wait o, you really transfer their change?
What if it was N100?

InfinityEstates:
Hmm... Recharge topup. I never even thought about that. That's something I'll definitely try.

Some weeks ago, I dropped off a lady in the night. Ride ended N1700. She gave me 2K. I didn't have N300.

Me: I'm sorry I don't have change. Do you have N200 so I can give you N500? (I had 5H).

Rider: I don't have (with a frown on her face). That's how you guys do. You'll always say you don't have change so that we would leave the change for you.

Me: Madam that's ridiculous. I genuinely don't have change. If I did, I'll give you.

Rider: Bla Bla Bla...

Me: You know what, take... (Giving her the 5H)

Rider: (Collecting it...) What do we do, I don't have N200.

Me: Don't worry, you can go. Have a good night.

Rider: Oh, thank you... (Smiling now)

Me:

Chuwaa:
Get the small hair dryer women use for drying their hair and put it to highest(hot). It will dry it in 45 minutes

Slickleo:
Abeg u take dry the car floor rug

yommie007:
Bro na same shoe we wear oo

davit:
Nice heads up. Thanks. That place na no go area be that o

Parlee:
God is good, Say it with me people God is good.

Got an offer from a company to resume in 2 weeks, salary isnt what I expected since I actually did good at the interview but I am taking it like that cos of the extensive training on the job.

Will prolly uber up only once a week from now on, Say it with me people God is good and I bless his holy name for anyone on this thread hoping, praying and working towards a better future for themself. May the good lord grant you your wishes 10 times more.

northbird:
@ babadee, Pettrocam is good, I think d problem wt most filling stations is wt their attendants.

I don't know if you noticed, its a common practice among them, you ask for fuel of #2,000.
They program #2,000 into the console/ dispenser.

Fuel starts reading, wen it gets to #500 or so, they grab the nozzle n start squeezing it.
I'm lyk you have programmed it already, its going to stop @ #2,000.

Why r you squeezing the nozzle again? I don't get it, I'm always wondering, then wats d point of inputting 2,000 in d first place.

Felicity0001:
Lastly, my fellow drivers anytime una pass that PETRICAM for dey along LASU-IDUME road try stop by buy fuel there their fuel na baba because that 3k fuel took me to Charity B/S, Bolade B/S and then back to PU at Charity B/S area again before drop off at Ipaja then to Abule Egba, the next morning to Oyingbo, down to Abeokuta and back to Command before I refuel. And mind you all of these waka was with full AC apart from going to Abeokuta that I didn't use the AC too much.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]After Okokomaiko, along Lagos Badagry Expressway

Although you can link it through Lasu-Igando road[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Wait Wait Wait

You did Igboelerin to Oshodi for #3000?

3k or 30k?[/color]

northbird:
Guys, how's d field? Any improvements revenue wise from last week. The thread dry small abeg... Make una put mouth..

Cc: babadee, pope, davit, felicity, parlee, gentlelife, DeeDee, Dr Adams,izzou, xana,n others.