....Bayelsa suya....I even ate the life one that was still wriggling to win a bet after I had experienced a native eat it without joining his ancestors...
..yummy and yucky at the same time...!
I'm an adventurer,I try every thing 🙈

Omoboricash:
Only you, a scammer and gay. We really dodge straight bullet. Is it the kind of people ellue want to give us.
Well im not surprised, even their principal is a scammer

......."straight bullet".......very stewpid person!

From the number plate on the car,it's the almighty Bayelsa State where everything dey happen.......I stay for dia....

Ashawo been dey her eyes 👀 since....

Bonjovi13:


You are really ignorant and I think you should be ashamed of yourself. My advice: Study hard.
It is a fact that the electricity generating plants that supply the highest amount of power(megawatts) and is the most reliable and cheapest in Nigeria are the Kainji, Jebba and Shiroro hydroelectric plants. The Zungeru hydroelectric plant is another huge plant that Nigeria just added to the grid. The combined output of these hydroelectric plants is over 3000MW.

Hydroelectric plants generate clean and renewable energy .Globally, hydroelectricity is a major electricity resource, accounting for more than 16% of all electricity produced on the planet.

All generators use fuels ( whether gas,coal,nuclear etc) to generate steam which is used to spin a turbine attached to a generator that generates electricity

You really need to study a bit harder....!
All you did was Google, copy,paste......!
The fellow u re trying to discredit, told you the fact,which you're obviously very ignorant about.
Water alone can't provide power except you build a dam around the body of H²O wherefore creating a pressure gradient capable of spinning a dedicated turbine to generate power.
Equally, other media such as nuclear, coal,geothermal and others can be used to transform water to steam to power a turbine. I believe that's the facts he made,u countered blindly.
For your information, that Myer guy who had the patent to a water powered car was a fraud, ever wonder since he died or was killed,no other person has attempted the process......?

Officialgarri:
The wedding images seems too large in file size for Nairaland, so I keep getting a 413 error.

I'll screenshot the images instead and reupload to reduce the quality as well as the file size

The portrait on the wall,in front of you is not a good omen......see a spiritualist, abeg.....

VeryWickedMan:
I know of only one drug baron in Lagos.

It it the one that has relocated to Abuja....?

🤦

MrNipplesLover:
Illiterates in the police...

Directives that had been given for over 2 years by the IGP, so dem wan talk say dem no know?

Those policemen must be criminals in police uniforms...

Why would u bastards be demanding for something that had been legally eradicated by Una oga at the top?

Isn't that criminal acts?

Una wan rob the motorist abi?

Make Una go dey demand for tint permit from Una ogas wey dey move around with convoy, too...

Na that time I go know say craze dey worry all of una...

Na Ogun go kill all of Una together!

Stop this thing you're smoking, it will kill you very soon........

Make d3m beat dem......dem been cut my slip...........
Dog wey dey bark me,na motor dey kill am.

FarmPlanetNG:



Mind your business doesnt work on public forums. Google what a forum mans to educate yourself. Pkus, if the world takes all contrary opinions as being better, there will be no better in the world. Information must be counterbalanced with information which is simply what i did. If you dont like my position, your problem

Argue with your money 💰 in your vault.
Take your opinion to your relatives in the village,whatever a fellow does with his cash ain't your business. People buy super cars with lofty money and get into crashes that kill them,is that your business...?
Go make money first,then start going to the market every day to buy tomatoes just because the "half life" shit would set in. "A poor man says he loves a thatched house better than a zinc(cement blocked) house because it's colder" Go find an elderly relative to explain this adage.........
Poverty izza bastard.....

FarmPlanetNG:
There is a reason they are called " PERISHABLES " in the forst place.


You are indeed a clown and a joker. Who buys tomatoes for preservation for a year. This only happens when the misinforned becomes weathy. And to make such a post only does nothing but project your IQ and poor level of understanding of life. In atomic chemistry and physics, a phenomenon exists that is called half-life. By principle, it also exists in biological sciences. The half-life principle when it comes to food and its kinds theoritisizes that the quality of all kinds of foods in life reduces in quality each day until ut becomes ordinary shaft ( death process )

What i am saying in essennce is that it is to your great disadvantage to buy raw foods for long term storage because the nutritional components of the foods becomes broken and broken down by each day. You will eat it but what makes it nutritous and nourishing for the body completely breaks down molecularly and by the time you eat it after prolonged storage the butrients in it would have diminished by as much as 50-70% hence life by this principle encourages continous work so no one stores and refused to work further


I am saying aby storage of tomatoes, vegetables, pepper for long term is a disadvantage. Do not repeata this again. Eat, thank God for provision and pray to have for the future

Only a poor fellow gets this bitter!
Not your money used in purchase, not you or yours that will eat the "spoilt" stuff......so what is your banter for?
I bet with this voluminous piece with lots of errors,you are one dude that can't really seem to mind his business 🤔

chrisxxx:

You hate yourself and your family. If Seun is held he will trade off your information that will lead to your apprehension.
Wike is implementing PAYE. What is bad there? If you are a mushroom school your tax will be in that order. If you are a big school you also pay as a big school. Nigerians want change but don't want to do something different.

.....and from your myopic point of view,the increase in these tariffs are what we really need at this very moment when the dollar is doing a roller coaster with the naira...? You lots think thru the ars# at times, probably doing a make up and wearing perfume before running out to extinguish fire in the next building.......misplaced priorities...
Between the ravaging cases of kidnapping saga on a daily and imposition of new tariffs, your response shows who should be killed in this country. The sooner we wake like Mali 🇲🇱and sorts,the better.

richiemcgold:

There's something yummy yummy about chicken head. Especially when you suck out the brains and eyeballs. OMG!

Don't tell dem........

I love and adore all.....

nnadychuks:

Soaking garri wey I Dey enjoy na dis OP Dey call weird… omo OP take time o 😂😂

De.m suppose invite am go street wey quiet, come use 2by2 dey plank him head...sumol-sumol......

At a point you get so angry if there are no snipers in this country.....Wike should be assassinated ......

Elistho:
The one I can remember, this was last year July or August. My friend asked for 5K to add and pay school fees, I gave him my last card. I told him the money was relegated for my school bills too but I would give him as my friend and he should pay back, he vouched to.. I gave that benefit of doubt and transfered everything in my account to him.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is February, I've not seen it. I asked him once or twice in the past, he said he would pay, he's a close friend so I didn't disturb. Since I didn't ask again, he didn't talk about it again nor pay.

I've learnt my lessons, we're still friends and even visit each other now, but I've not mention it to him lest I severe the relationship.

I don't know if he has forgotten or deliberately doesn't want to pay, but either ways, no qualms, God dey.

....Ladies and gentlemen........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Greystone:
In this wicked economy, N1m will only be enough if you want to wear simple shirt and trouser/ simple dress as wedding gown, have no wedding reception, cut small cake, and only give out homemade Zobo drink and biscuits/ puff-puff to the guests

If the wife to be accepts those things mentioned, then do it.
Marriage ends after the wedding brouhaha.......I shocked my in-laws, shocked my family, infact I shocked every God darm person during my wedding. I've been enjoying marital bliss for the past 6 years because I never listened to anybody......!

sketching:



That's funny.
How did I missed that news?

I read it......🤣🤣🤣

Ensa777:
Foolish man blaming the wife If he had done good you'll take the glory but now it's not for good,you are now blaming her for your ineptitude.

Shatap and read again....
The thief accused the mom of ripping him of #2.5m earlier, meaning that she has been in the picture of his yahoo exploits all along before she got served. It wasn't the father he mentioned. That she has been an active participant cum beneficiary of the loots,the reason her "original" names needed for blacksoap activation, not the father's name.
Stop forming feminist, it just makes u look stewpid...or probably confirms you're truly stewpid....thank you!

princemillla:



Since you know much bout economy bro, could u explain why their currency is the best across the world

He's gonna go silent......he knows nothing about how economies function, just a random, Google, copy, paste dude. Nothing more.

ChristCee:

let me tell it to you in a way your brain can understand so you can stop throwing around words you do not nunderstand. If a gym guy with all his muscles stops your dad on the road, slapped him, carried him and slammed him on the floor. As a son, you'd probably accept the reality that he is a muscular man and watch your dad suffer or you will attack the man regardless or seek for help?
.
or maybe if someone tells you to stop schooling because you will die of an accident at the age of 29. Will you accept that reality?
.
Only a fool will not strive for the best. As powerful as the USA is, they are looking for more influence. Russia is almost as large as Africa but Russia is still conquering more lands. Even China wants Taiwan and everyone is striving to be a super power. Motherfvvcker India landed on the moon!! Iphone and samsung chips are becoming thinner than the human hair but your sorry godforsaken ass is satisfied with your wretched life!! Reality is not prederstined. It is Reality is always an outcome. #ode

Save the world, stop being fooooolish kid!

ChristCee:

The greatest enemy of the modern African man is a fellow African man who has refused to be decolonized.
When you grow up you will become wiser. For now it seems you are an illiterate child

He's not only illiterate but a thief too, i guess.......he concluded that they deserve to keep the stolen artifacts because they're......"spoils of war "!

tollyboy5:

They came here, wage war against us and defeated us through manipulation, religion etc.
Now it's their spoils of war. If you're not please you can wage your own war. The world is not democracy and there is nothing like right or sovereignty. Be a big boy to put fear on invaders

Rational thinking but very stewpid ideology.......
What's your stand on the issue now....the thieves from Britain are right or we should sharpen our arrows and machetes and launch an all out war with their Ballistic missiles, in order to reclaim the loots....?
Besides, what do you mean by "it's their spoils of war"? Don't make us believe you're also a thief, probably on another frequency or platform. It takes a thief to praise a thief 🤔

EreluRoz:
Why is it paining you, are you a gigolo

It's not paining him,he's politely telling you to continue your galivanting sprees with your ancestors in peace, so we can have strength to deal with tinubu's problems. Nobody disturbs Nobody...
.....Thank you!

DevilsEqual:
Fubara na weak man na why u fit do am this thing

Nigerian leaders are not readers, if they were, Most of them would know how best to handle foolish subordinates like this if they had read most of the books written about the past rulers of the world

.....Machavelli comes to mind........Fidel Castro.....Sadam.....Abacha......Ghadaffi.......Idi Amin........Hitler........
..men dem wey nor dey forgive..Laila...

SIXFEETUNDER:
Well done Sir Simp

..simp wey sabi tales by moonlight




....🤣🤣🤣🤣

bukatyne:


He really can arrange the economy of Nigeria

B4 he tries to arrange the economy, he must kill the drug guy up there.....