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Bunmhi:
Take heart OP

Please twerk for op abeg

Cokahot:
I can't stand who smells,does not use pef or uses an offensive pef like all those cheap pef of 2k,or has mouth and dying odour. I can't stand it,out of 5 ppl walking on the road ,street,3 have stinky body odour. ,i have sat with albino b4 and even had a gist with them. They are normal. Just that some smell

I'm very sure you stink.

LagosInter:
I said it earlier and some folks were spewing nonsense.

See pics below where I made the comment.

You're saying something else. They were referring to the time the match ended, not the result of the match.
Read well before commenting

I stopped giving head when I saw the video of a dog licking a woman's vagina.

I actually never gave head tho, but I used to entertain the thought.

sundayoga:
Soromtochi Chisolum Okeke

Earlier this year, I was in Port Harcourt for work and I had to get to Market Square on Peter Odili Road for some work materials.

Finished buying and stepped out to get a taxi and this guy walked up to me with a smile on his face....Greeted "hello" and I responded.

Then he said to me, "go to xhdyz hotel on xyz road and wait for me, I'll meet you there soon".
Then he went ahead to give details of the place, I'm not familiar with Port Harcourt roads but I'm pretty sure he mentioned Rumuola area.

For a moment, I was too shocked for words so I stared in unbelief, disgust or maybe his juju caught me for a few minutes.
Then I turned in anger and said, "are you mad" then proceeded to say a lot of other things to me.

I noticed that each time people passed us, he'd say "are you talking to your husband like that, is that the right way to talk to your husband". So people looked at me cray cray. The funny thing is, I couldn't leave..I was cussing him out yet I couldn't feel my legs let alone moved them.

He kept throwing the husband line and telling me to move to that hotel and a whole other stuff, he also had a bottle of water he occasionally drank from...I didn't make anything of it.

People didn't get close because they thought it was family issues and on my own part, I was too dazed to speak.

I don't know what happened but somehow I found my voice and scolded him even more and this time louder. Then I turned to the security man around and asked if he knew the guy, I explained what happened to him and he said the guy told him I was his wife.

I left the goat there and walked to the road, he stood and stared for some minutes. I boarded a taxi going my way. Immediately I got in, I saw this same guy seated in the taxi or he joined after I boarded ,I can't remember now. But he kept looking at me, drank from the bottle and then started talking again. When the driver looked back, he tried to play the husband card again. But I didn't let him speak.

This time, I was really angry so I yelled at him so much while explaining to the driver...The driver swerved to the side of the road and asked him to get out....he did and the driver moved.

Told me to go thank my God because the man is either a serial rapist, murderer or ritualist.

Here's the shocker, during that incident, I remembered the name of the hotel he told me to go to while the incident lasted, but after the driver chased him out, I explained everything to the driver but I could no longer remember the name of the hotel....I only remembered Rumuola.

The driver said I don't even understand what God did for me.

Yesterday evening, I had a similar experience again in the same port Harcourt but this time around King's Assembly. I stayed somewhere close to King's Assembly so after I return from work, I'd take a stroll.

Yesterday, I had a meeting around Big Treat and after the meeting, I left for my accommodation and just as I made to cross the road, this guy came from nowhere and put one of his hands on my neck calling me something "sweetheart".
With a scowl on my face, u shouted "who's your sweetheart, shey you're mad". He called me that again. Something just told me to run back to where I was coming from and I did. I ran back to those guys selling stuff around there and pretended like I was buying fruits. I explained everything to a female hawker around there and she told me to stand there till the guy left and she said "even if na tomorrow"

I stood for some minutes and this guy didn't leave....he stood on that road stuff waiting for his mother not me.
It wasn't long, a Camry came with two guys in the owner's seat, he jumped from that stuff, crossed the road quickly and got into the car and they zoomed off.

I like to believe this is the new way of kidnapping, scam, ritual or whatever they're doing. .

Once I was riding with a client and this SUV was infront of us, a woman was squeezed between two men and one of them had a baby who was crying uncontrollably...it was obvious that all wasn't well because why wasn't she feeding the wailing baby and she had fear written all over her face. The driver had a small white sheet betweeb his lips.

One look at them and my client said, "Kai, they don kidnap this woman". And he was like he'd call the attention of the police when we reach the checkpoint! Whosai! They got to a point and drove into another street.

They have a new style now and they probably operate with something on their tongues to weaken their victim's defense.

Please be safe.
I have left your city for you people, abeg!
Copied

Please remain in ur city, don't come to Lagos abeg.

When you give birth to boys and leave them to fend for themselves in a terrible environment, this is what they become.

Sometimes I wonder why that side is filled with cultists and ritualists. No be woman dey born them?

You'll simply don't know how to nurture your boys well.

Onyi22:
Why can't the man just rent a one room apartment for the girl, instead of putting her through this stress

Why can't she rent it herself. Is she not capable?

Going out with a yahoo boy an you're not ashamed of urself.
And how can you keep an infection in ur body and not treat it? Girls are very dirty. Tuehh

slimfairboy:
Tonto really brought these people to limelite. Personally I been no even sabi who them be

Nobody knew toto before

CHoccolaTE:
I didn't click that link and I will never click it.

Explain why 80% of killers and criminals are male.

Because women get easy money from men.
Now explain why 100% of those who perpetrate domestic violence on innocent househelps are women.

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Mercychen:
It's like it's been long he went to the market. Let him try cooking a decent meal with meat by himself and see if he'll not sweat it.

They even put egg, you're still complaining.
Boiled egg is now N100 per one from local food vendors. Talk more this level.

I observed something recently. Two canteens in my area ( both run by men) have shut down for the past two weeks now. Only one just managed to open yesterday. So it's crazy.

So you're willing to pay 2,500 naira for that?

Doradorwa:
I do... I did not fall from heaven... Seriously, you need to chilax, this hate you are carrying around is a chain of stone, tied around your waist. You might drown bro

Ediot

Doradorwa:
Glory to God... You mama too nah woman.(no offense tho)

You definitely don't have a father. Silly goat.

"My data has finished"
Meanwhile the fishbrain still dey online.

"Can you do me a favor, dear?"
I usually block any lady that sends me this.

"I'm hungry"
All Naija girls are thieves.

"Make sure you bring something when you're coming o"
I'll change my mind instantly

Beebah2000:
I Love You

Why do females dislike it? It should be a good thing, silly.

Women want everything to themselves. Stingy and useless creatures. Serves her right. I'm presently doing the same to one woman, only that I'll dump her after 8 years since her puna has thick lubricating juice.

Killing a harmless snake and you are smiling?
You'll should b locked behind bars. That's a harmless python.

When men are broke, we borrow or commit suicide!

Magnoliaa:
Thank you for the last sentence, especially. What this lady said and your advice is actually an indictment to you men yourselves. You people can form bro codes, and band together to insult women, and call women their own worst enemies, and sleep on a dirty bed, sharing boxers together and bla bla bla (that women typically do not do) and because of that declare that you love each other, because you're all supposedly banging a single girl, but your so-called affinity is only skin deep. You DON'T feel a single thing for each other. And this is not even because you don't have the money. A broke boy can still, any how, whichever way find money to give to his girlfriend, but to give his broke guy friend?

Instead of speaking to yourselves to change your attitudes, you'll rather hate on the girls ''whyning'' your friends' brains. At least a broke partying babe that is being bankrolled will still take the gifts and monies she get from men to share with her friends. The genuine sharing spirit is there.

That men are broke in huge numbers and women are cashing out (typically) only points more to the fact that men do not help one another rather than the manipulation of women y'all cry wolf about.

Men actually help themselves more than you stingy hoes. Send me ur savings and I'll buy all my gees drinks and food with it!

Elsueno:
my neighbor and his girlfriend/wife had one small house boy like that, if u see d way dem mistreat d kid ehn..... One time d beating was too much, I had to come out & ask what's up. it turns out d dude no dey na d gf/wife dey beat d kid.

Women are really wicked. Thank God they are weaker than us. We for hear am.

AutoChick4U:
People lack integrity these days. But because of food you want them to risk their heads to follow you home? Dem fit be ritualists sef

How many men have you bought food for since you were born?
Stingy gender. Na only to chop be ur own. I did the same thing to one lady and she almost cried. I felt super high.

ImaIma1:
Yet there are weddings every weekend and during the week, the registries are filled up with people tying the knots.

There are different classes of babes. It seems you guys with this ideology keep going for the cheap, good for only sex ones. Maybe because that's what you are too.

That's not true. All women like and demand money. The men getting married are the simps.

I once did the same thing to a lady. Guys, don't dull yourself. Those women are stingy and would chop ur money at any slight opportunity.

pocohantas:
The same way you would feel is a NIGERIAN girl begs you for money just after 3 months of dating.

But then, considering you have been giving her, I hate to say she is a selfish and ungrateful person. She gave you and she is waiting for you to ask a second time. That would be the final nail to the coffin

I don’t feel anyway. If I have, I give. That is not something that happens as I am with an ancestor. Ancestors have money.

Did you say 3 months of dating? You really don't know Nigerian girls
80% of the girls I've met asked me for money after a day of meeting them. It gives them orgasm. They can't do without it

[quote author=Gamine post=2497987]RedHot

u don come again oh!

hope they no go lock dis one

BTT,

Hey baby girl or hello angel

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Hey babygirl

RedHotChic:
Mine is :
What's up shawty!!!!!


Lawd, I'll punch your nose if you tell me that.

Hello shawty

Lamanii22:
I'm still thinking about this eehn... Cause my baby has over sucked me sef, she won't eat her cereal, and she's eight months old already... she literally cries whenever we feed her... I don't know how I'd do it ...

Is ur baby 3 years already? A baby should only stop breastfeeding until she's 3 years old.

placeofallure:
I agree with you but do you know some men can be stubborn?

A certain guy keeps changing his numbers to chat me up. I counted about 5 or so. Each time I know it's him, I block his ass. He will still call, I know he will. I don't know how he got the number in the first place and I politely told him I'm married but that won't deter him.

As for OP, if you are not comfortable with it tell her to stop. How he got her number matters too.

But you were enjoying the attention

LadySarah:
Must be a useless school wherever it is located.
So the boys can't learn to bake or cook or sew and the girls play consoles, cycling etc?
Must be run by an ancient chauvinist who believes the kitchen is the sole destination of females.

Shut up there. One day, I'll marry you and make you my house wife. Your job will be the cook and clean my feet.

poshestmina:
That word 'friend ' scares me.

If only she had kept her plans to herself!!!
Rest in peace .

That's the part you'll pick. Fear women

Textra:
Please, bed bug is actually one of my greatest fear growing up. I can't just imagine having it in my room back then due to people experiences... The shame, if it follows me outside. Lo, and behold, I can't really say how it got it into my room. My fear has turn to reality now... I rented a room, clean it bought everything new, and after a year I allowed a friend to stay with me, whether it was from him or I got it somewhere else I don't know, but i am dying inside seeing it, I have tried all that I know... Killing it alone makes me wanna vomit... Please, what should I do, to eradicate this enemy.

Use hot water on the affected parts