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tiniyata:
i am so so glad i am a naija man, @poster are u a Nigerian woman

yeah, full blood infact.

more: mario

kkk, all these guyz r hottnesses(pardon my english) THEY can all sing, dance, nd r all black nd fyn(no doubt).
4 all those SLACKERS dat dont  know them , lol
OMARION, dat X-B2K GUY
NE YO,  d guy dat sang SEXY LOVE
MARIO, u remember BABY U SHOULD LEMME LUV UU
CHRIS BROWN, d guy dat decked RIHANNA, if u dont still know him, d NO AIR guy
USHER, every1 should know dis 1 now, haha, LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN,

here r my choices
   NE YO, his voice is not bad atall
   USHER, mhen d fyn boy
   CHRIS BROWN, d hot stepper
so wat r ur pick(s)

GUNNERS 4 LYF, but dat Arsenal Wegner is a mizer o, dats wats killin d team gradually, one of my hommies (MANU fan) even classified him as a PEDOPHILE, bcoz of his love 4 young highschool players,  if it was him dat REAL madrid had d ronaldo deal with, HE will faint at d sound of d money, he will even buy 22 players with d money sef(change d whole team), serious IJEBU GUY, buh all d same sha i luv my team,

no matter HOW famous or rich he his, I CANNOT , ehn, dats greatest turn off

thank God ur confused nd not comfused
kk, i think d babe in question is not worth it, leave d babe! C how shes puttin u on a long thing , u deserve better u know

juju ke
he/she will use it on u 1 day ooooo, hehe

These r d 9ice things about dating a 9ja guy:things u wont find in datin a guy of any other nationality
hmmm, i stole this 4rm some1 sha, but GO ON ND READ
ok, modification: REAL 4 9ja women


1. He understands your accent.
2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "
3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!
4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!
5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.
6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.
7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking
8. He gets your jokes.
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
10. He has got his education or he got something going on.
11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.
12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'cos his momma taught him that.
13. He loves to see you shake that backside to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That backside Up" master.
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.
16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.
17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.
18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"
19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience) for his elders(important).
20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg oh" when you compliment him.
21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID.
26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal".
31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!
32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows U can't drive!
33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!
34. No need for bosom implants to impress am!
35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!
37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.
38. Your singing while doing housework is a classic reminder of wetin he dey miss when he dey carry Akata woman!
39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work
40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!

Finally; Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!"

things lyk dis make me wanna cry, pls, THOU SHALL NOT THINK OF DIEING, talk 2 GOD , OK? nd start makin friends with people nd try not 2 isolate urself or else d thought of dieing will just keep coming, i wish i could actually see u nd talk 2 u nd all   BUT ,, distance, but its ok, luv ya
yh, pls change ur username nd personal text , pls,

ibkaye:
Hide the engagement ring in her pounded yam

FUNNY 
---take her to Hawaii or Paris, (there r plenty romantic places there so just choose 1)
---say all ur rehearsed lines nd when u open d ring box,  9ice butterflies  should fly out (if shes not scared of them)
SHA WHICHEVA WAY U WANNA ASK D LIFE CHANGING QUESTION PLEASEEEEEEEEE, BE CREATIVE nd romantic(dont do alll those nollywood styles,ladies r gettin tired of 'em)
BECOZ if d way u propose is whack, d babe may have a second thought 'bout marryin uuu

awww darling i feel ya pain. Tell d guy about d problem. Really important

Go ahead nd marry her now PROVIDED THAT u r not ugly. coz ur offsprings will swear 4 u guyz (if not in u face, in there minds or at ur backs nd d swear may catch u)
But if u think all these dont matter, then, GO AHEAD, MARRY HER, no shit
BTW, How ugly is she

Beyonces haterz uve done it again, big ups to yall, keep goin hun,,,d next 1 will be "Beyonces hips are too wide", lmao

NOPE, they(men) r not, even though people make it seem like that. They maybe/are stronger phsysically. BUT everytime i think about this, 1 question keeps coming to mind, ---Y R MOST MATHS PEOPLE(SCIENTISTS, LECTURERS ND SO ON) MALE?I have never seen or had a female maths teacher(correct teacher ooo, not primary school teacer), is it dat we r not smart compared 2 d male specie logically?

YH, men r leaders of the world because of stupid EVE and SNAKE. I dont thinK GOD never really liked us (female) since that incident happened in d garden of Eden. Remember he created ADAM first so what do we expect. He rarely even made "the female" prophets and all that, (according to d bible), So basically, I think thats d way God wants it to be.  

out of d whole nonsence bunch dat they make
JENIFA , 1 of its kind
GAMES WOMEN PLAY, 1 of its kind b4 people started copying d storyline, Games Men Play and Co
STATE OF EMERGENCY, best of its kind
BOYS COT, tew funny

kingron:
the latest news i am hearing about jenifa(funke akindele) is that we should be expecting the latest 4rm her,which is[b] JENIFA[/b] PART 3.I WONDER HYOW TRUE THIS IS SHA IN CASE ANY ONE HAVE HEARD OF THIS PLS KINDLY CONFIRM IT.

i heard d gist tooooo, but i think/know its just rumors,
anyhow sha JENIFA is my role model, lol

hilarious ;d ;d ;d

shrek, shrek, shrek, lion king, lion king, lion king, d incredibles, kung fu panda, nd ratatouille. ;d

hmmmm 9ice , I LUV THIS THREAD, infact i feel lyk am slaping him ryt now
EMEKA IKE
   OMG,  he tries tooo hard

hav seen d thread somewhere but sha
dis 1s usually try small 4 movies
JUSTUS ESIRI, if u know how 2 rate actors then ull feel me
JIM IYKE, hes got SWAG,
rAMSEY NOUAH, hes got SWAGGER ; (SWAG vs SWAGGER)
GENEVIEVE , shes a babe, others r just followin r footsteps

i luv dem, they r soooooooooooooooooo cute nd funny somtyms

ANNOUNCEMENT: dont go near CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE, total nonsense,   do not waste ur money!!!
yall gastu watch BOYS COT,   its a 9ja movie(am suprised at myself dat am askin u guyz 2 watch dis) but d movie is some funny shit
BENJAMIN BUTTON,  is also a 9ice movie. Brad Pitt tried(4 all d obsessed)
by d way, OBSESSED is also nonsense, DONT WASTE UR MONEY ND TYM. I LUV BEYONCE(NO HOMO) but her acting in dat movie get comma

these 1s usually try small

JUSTUS ESIRI, if u know how 2 rate actors then u will feel me
JIM IYKE, hes got swag
GENEVIEVE, shes a babe, others r followin r footsteps

i dunno if am repeatin what people hav sed but sha lemme jst say my own
1) D duration of d movie, tew much adverts mehn slow down
2) there r 5 basic storylines in 9ja movies, d wicked mother in-law, d love story, d comedy, d action/thief thief, d fetish stories.
3) TEW PREDICTABLE, OMG! , i can watch only d 1st 3 scenes of most 9ja movies nd say wats gonna happen at d end
4) D ROMANCE SCENES/PARTS, d r so ridiculous, .lol,
5) D SLOW MOTIONS, OMG , those things get me cracked up
6) D "FAKE THINGS", lyk a house on fire, or a car accident
7),
ok, d list is endless, i can go on nd on, NOLLYWOOD NEEDS SERIOUS IMPROVEMENT, D ONLY TYM I WATCH D MOVIES IS WEN SOM1 VEXES ME,

I love actions nd comedy. d r sick!
d last crapy movie i watched nd am advisin every1 not 2 go near such is CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE a.k.a DUMBEST MOVIE EVER
d last good 1 i watched is emmmm 17 AGAIN

C how poster is vexin, dont u hav nothin 2 worry about??

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Y r girls sayin its a turn on guyz r meant 2 be sayin dat. EXCEPT,