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+osisi:
only Jehovah knows what they really are.

All the goodness of "life" ingridients!!!!---Only good can come out of it trust me!  I have a sound resume for that with lots of references to be verified!!!!


Nitey Nitey +osisi!!!!

+osisi:
no be soup a woman like babeelove fed abacha and sent him to the pearly gates.
uche abeg make longthroat no kill you.

Mine is the heavenly kind of soup!

Uche2nna:
I plead not guilty

he he he he he he he!!!

_chicken!

+osisi:
n gwanu I wish you well.
since I came too late
Let's pray and hope for the best.

Wetin you dey hope and pray for the best for?  You no trust me to take care of am well?  Which kain friend you be sef---- -----  Uche darling, I promise to take care of you "super" like I said before.   Your drum of soup is being cooked as we speak!

+osisi:
Ekene dili olisa!!




_{uche the girl has seducing spririt o,she has men eating off her hands like pigeons}

It called the "power of p***y"!!!!!

Osisi baby! I like this your new name---yes oh! as dem say you take wrappa tie "El Rufai"!!!! How you do that one sef

Why a no go run? All these gals here are after you and I am not finding it funny!   Pretending to have "insomnia" 

Uche2nna:
@ Babelove

Na wa for You ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! If u wan send the soup, send abeg. Even if You like make You put Bamijoko (I hope I spelled that correctly. It is a yoruba word for love poison) inside, I go still chop am.
Anyway, Y u no show for arena yesternite. You have 24 hrs to explain why disciplinary action should not be taken against You.

_{My theory is that You went frolicking with *****}

he he he he he he he!  Don't you know you cannot hide anywhere in tha' planet of Nairaland.  If I "frolick" as you call am---you would have seen it on You-Tube na!

acidrop:
y are u blaiming me now, no be uche bring doyin matter up again, i even offerd to bash him 4 una. that one never still do.

@chi yeah holla me your home phone

i even call mary mama like 3 tyms, d woman tire 4 me no be small

Well, unfortunately the evil wind is still blowing around and has refused to go away!!!

Hello there!!!!

mukina2:

so tell me am still waiting to hear na

E go soon happen! No worry!

Mamajama:
Real talk, but why waste resources and tax payers money on a cage lion that might escape and terrorise or unleash its vengeance on the society?

Why can't we just do away with him now and save everyone the agony?

We are talking of a "human life" here! "do away" Like it is some insect or something? I wll rather waste resources than waste a human life. he he he he he he he!!! Now this is someone that cannot kill a chicken oh! You will have children someday and you will understand!

Seun:
What if the caged lion didn't actually commit the crime. it happens more frequently than you think.

Thank You Baba!

That is my greatest fear--Killing an innocent man in error---although if you come to think of it--most people that were killed may have committed some kind of heinous crime in the past to land in the "hang man's" net. But how do we know?

chiogo:
@BABEELOVE, don't try my teacher, she's really goodddd. i mean good. And i took french all my life in all d schools i've been to. so, i know what am talkin' about.I cld give u some lecture if u need some. I got A+ all 4 semesters in my french class last year.

@Eko Lomo, , a C, french is soo easy, man. I can't speak it much either but i can say am hungry, am tired, am not feelin' good, how are u, and little stuff like that.my only problem is sayin' it with d french accent, i say it like am speakin' english.

Look at this babe! Your french teacher was a "lady"? Impossible. I would not enrol for that type of class. If I wan learn french, na man must teach am! Say what? Sorry oh! Only males are allowed to be ma teachers!!!! No wonder the teacher was "spitting" at you! So are you a french diplo or summ'un? You have to use all that "A"s for good use. Or you just use am pass time for school--or make some JAMB cut off to enter Univ'?

Eko Lomo:
do people still listen to radio

Why not? Especially when driving. You can get some real good amusement on radio--especially it the host is crazy like "Steve Harvey"!!!! Also to listen to news and traffic/weather reports.

Fufu King:
I haven't seen those flicks! Are they old? I'll definitely have to check them out.

I think "Love After Love" is old. You know you cannot have a "Blockburster" or good movie stores in Nigeria to keep up with the best productions. I will not be surprised if it is "out of print". "Fishers of Men" is old as in 2006. You will love them.  Love after

Love is more of Old school romance flick.  "Fishers of Men"---------Mama Gee in the ultimate mischief!!!!  You will like it.

cute-ass:
@ BABEELOVE

You're right, "love after love" was a very good one from her, i enjoyed the movie too. Not to mention it was somewhat different from all these things we have around these days

@ rudia

First of all, welcome to nairaland girl! With that said, you can try out www.onlinenigeria.com , some movies there are old, some are new, but you'll definitely get something that you've not seen yet
To know movies featuring Patience, just place your mouse on the movie icon, and a list of starring will appear below. . Hapy viewing!

@ topic

The lady is just too much, the natural thingy she brings into her movies ios what makes me her nr. 1 fan of all times.

When you get to meet her in person and really know her, you'll love her the more. She's a nice and funny lady!!

You are right!  I love that movie.  Good acting---for mature minds and not lots of juveniles running around.  The movie had a solid story line with some correct "moonlighting" musicals in it!  It was a good job by Tchidi Tchikere!

ella.b:
@babeelove,hope u didnt add d gecko along wit your ingredients.

I threw away the whole bag of rice oh! I was not going to take the chance. Thank God it was only a small bag. God!!!!!!!

I can't believe what my ears are hearing!  This doyin matter don come up again?   Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!! The thing when una dey find---una go soon get am!  If doyin appear here---no telling wetin fit happen oooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!


_{All these guys when dey put their picture for Nairaland dey expose them "assets"---Make una no complain oh, when "agberos gals" begin pursue una around Nairaland} oh!!!---you are the ones taunting us.  So make una take time oh!

_{------------having some troubling flashback images!!!!} 

Make una take time oh! ---_{You know yourselves!}

@ Uche
Akanchawa!!!! So na soup be ya problem?   Okay I go mail you the soup!----As una say doyin na my biggest problem for Naiaraland---make I go find as I go solve am!!!!

@Acid
You see what you have caused?  Spreading false rumours allover Nairaland---Well, we shall see!


@Mukina2
Thank you for your permission.  I like to be considerate.  Thanks for letting me be me.  Like Gloria Gaynor song says  "I Am What I Am"!!!!!
Thank's for letting me "talk" my "thrash"!!!

@Chi baby!
Na wa for you oh! How body now?  See wahala for here oh!  All these "gossippers"!  We go see who go tire!!! Just woke up---rough last night at the "shit" docking station.  Off in about 2 hrs so time for dinner and a "power nap".  Later darlings!

Respect her! She makes my father happy. _{So she will not kill my mother!!!!}

Mamajama:
Thank for that point AFAM. BABEELOVE come out and defend this now. there is a news of a 5 years old boy that was kidnapped and set ablaze by terrorist. if this culprits were caught, what punishment befits them?

Send his arse to the darkest "hole" for 23 hours a day---for the rest of his natural and unnatural life--one hour to see daylignt --the best form of torture. Solitary confinement!!! Throw away the key! Like I said--if you have never created a human life--and I do not mean by the process of "lying down" -------you have no business taking one!!!!

<sub>Shaking my head and toes!!!



Waka pass je je oh!</sub>

The meter is broken!!!!

mukina2:
i shall disturb wellu nor be only una na we suppose share the loff


i wont convert him o . .

i don run

u nor go kill me

Like uche said--we do not sleep here.  We do not kill people here.  We only***** them!!!!  

_{Sparing your innocent ears from my "thrash can" of a mouth!}   Stop by any time--We promise to "keep it clean".

Uche2nna:
Stop all the dogon turanchi and send the soup naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

What coding device r u talking about?? I no get power to fight oooo!!! If You are also interested in being the treasurer, then I de[/b]nominate maself as far as You send the soup. Deal?

_{Batting my eyelids----Kiss me first!}---Before I send the soup!

Please I do not want any treasurer ranking or any other.  Just [b]do what you do best for me and you are free to be president of Nairaland  if you so desire!!!!

chiegemba:
wey everybody go/ dey?

Packing shit!

chiegemba:
i kow shey probably babee go soon wake from she nap_{marathon nap}

I don wake tey tey---dey work sef!!!  2 more nights to go---then off for 6 freaking days!!!! Yippeeeeeeeeee!!!

mukina2:
@ acid

nah . . .sleep refuses to come

@ Babeelove
i am in now . .so how can i sleep na

You are welcome!!! Just do not interrupt our romantic sessions that is all I ask!  After discussing politics all day--you do not expect me to discuss "politics and culture or religion" all night do you?   I must warn you in advance to that this is a high traffic area---computers are known to "crash" here oh!

_{trust nairaland busy bodies!!!}

mukina2:
Uche

is u on im


let me be na . .havnt slept since

hope the author nor go chase me out o

You have not learned anything from IM abi?  With all conversations being recorded for future references, you still dey talk of im?  Well, good luck!!! Just as long as you are not trying to convert him to one kind of religion that I do not understand!

Uche2nna:
Hi effribody

It seems our club- International Association for Insominiacs aka IAI is growing in leap and bounds. _{i nominate maself for the treaurer position of the club}

That is the whole point. You don't. You come in here to pass out the hours less painfully. At least iut is better than staring onto the ceiling all night

@ Babelove
Y all the questions naw I just used a phrase (the more the merrier) You have always been using and You start questioning me.Do I smell a case of double standards here Anyway, I hope You are not looking for an excuse to artfully dodge out from sending the Ogbono soup and Okporoko via Fedex I have already gone through the motions of eating them

@ Chi
Y r u not on _{church or sumnin else'}

I told Chi to start her lectures with a small class.  The word usually spreads and many believers in Insomnia will stop by.  No wahala now.  Famous words--"the more the merrier" go round!!!

Which double standards? Okay!  Soup is in pending---waiting for clearance from my decoding device on what you are really up to here!  ---- Infact!  You are even digging deeper into the mess!

Well, got to take a power nap now!  Off to the "shit packing" joint in 3 hrs.  Later loves!

One good reason not to get in the IM business--or E-mailing business.  All your conversations and "what nots"---are sure being sold to You Tube!  Na wa oh!!!  


Anyone that want's to say any sh*t should better say it here on Nairaland so the disgrace will be minimized. All your secret love letters will soon be published when the "love' goes sour! He he he he he he!!!! Huh!

I guess denex is not back after all!  Well, all's fair in love and war!

Impossible!!! How can that be?

BABEELOVE:
WOW!!!! Love a mature well rounded crowd of people!!!

Siena --always so so cool!!!---You sure gat fans you smooth operator!!!!

Babyosisi ---Real Babe!!!

Sandykoko ---wahala!!!

Tpia --OMG!!!

Debosky ---Romantic!!!

Esss ---Ultimate ticking time bomb!!! Lots of pleasant surprises!!!

Zignor---------Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!! --The original "P" master!!!

Laudate :   Serves his posts--always with the right temperature--Always balanced!!!

Danmasani   Well spoken!!!

Droenel ---Reserved!!!

Simlpy_me ---Gorgeous!!!

Omo Eko --Interesting!!!

Ikamefa Enigmatic!!!

Ugwumba -Just the right kind of man!!!

Hero ---da Bomb!!!

diamondd ---Easygoing!!!

Blkdiamond ----Very Warm!!!

Militia!!! ------ Totally Uninhibited and Confident--Fun Magnet!!!

@Topic
MAMAJAMA is a guy!!!

Udated list!!!!

Uche2nna---my one and only[b]--"AKANCHAWA[/b]"!!!!

no changes from the above list!!!! only additions are neccesary!


_{This list go long oh! ahhhhhhhhh!!!!--too many interesting people!!!}

chiogo:
Lol, @BABEELOVE, are u ok/? . Am not in naija. my french techer studied in france and d tapes are from france, don't know what u talkin' about.Roflmao, "cigar smokin'-french dude" ok, good for u. Btw, what is qui qui?? u mean "oui oui"??

You get am!!! Oui oui!!!!!     I do not read french so how can I spell it? --- As I hear am na so I spell am!!! Of course I am okay!  How can you be talking about french tapes when you have not experience the real deal?  

That your french teacher is a counterfeit one!  Okay---near the french embassy in your local district and hear these people yan!  Okay or just hang around "Air France" counter at the international airport on a less busy day-and just observe.  A trial will convince you!

sweetberry:
i second that

More believers in the house!!!  Qui Mademoiselle!!!  Qui qui!!!!!

iice:
And then went back to sleep and continued dreaming

French is sexci too but am over it

Lai lai! Once you go "french", you stay "french"!!! Can't shake it! You are a believer!

chiogo:
Lol, ok.Actually, i've never met one just that in my french class, my teacher plays french tapes for us where french folks have conversations, Everyone be crackin' up each time 'cause it seems like they're spittin' at each other when they talk, for real. staple is "agrafes" in french but d way they'd pronounce d word, , like they have phlegm in their throat, they stress d gr. lol, it's sooo funny. we make fun of it each time.

Oh girl!  You don "phock up" big time!  The "spit" you are complaining about is from french tapes for Naija abi na Maryland Look!  We are talking sound educated "cigar" smoking french dude here and you are talking of "tapes"!!!  Say what   Abeg travel just play go France or just try reach Bukina Faso or even Cameroun!!! Ah-ah!  See this girl oh!