₦airaland Forum

aisha2:
Sweet wind of Change now turning into a storm

Glad you can see humour in it! LOL!!!

"And it came to pass-------"



_{Jack and Jill went up the hill-----}

$$Rhino:
Babeelove, when u tired of your own food, eat out in a nice restaurant

Why   When I can get a bobo in the house that can cook  No way oh!----Sorry!  The bobo must know how to cook---if not, no deal!!!!

N_joy:
@Banderas - ok - Diaspora is Diaspora - even if it is in Bakassi.

Diaspora no far after all!!!!  Una too funny!!!!

Uche2nna:
Yeah, I heard that it is an expensive place to live in. But what the heck, if u are making the dough then it is also a very nice place to live in.

Its been good chatting with u too, and plis make sure u show up again. Or else I would be forced to email You. Now that is is a threat!!!!!

I see you have not learned anything from the "drama" you witnessed!  You will be disgraced on You Tube like the bobo!!!   Please take permission first!  I don't want my darling to be humiliated. .  Anyway we go yan this night!!!  Let me get busy or I will be in some serious regret mode this night!!!!

chiegemba:
Its majorly Diverse but we tend 2 have some worth of d Asian populations over rulin in some places but its all good though about its beauty sure dere r beautiful places and bet u would never get bore but all d same its mega expensive d city where i stay i pay 8.25% on taxes and everythin is taxed ^{can u imagine that!!!} but i guess am used 2 it now. _{ceasec complainin and thankin God 4 his mercies} . Anyhow sha need 2 do my last round and complete my 24hr log book takes a while 2 do take.
Nice chattin with u as usual  

[b]@Babee; don't over sleep oooo ][/b]Got 2 spilt now! much love

No way babe!  I can only sleep for 3 hours now and spread it out during the day. Na to clean house be the problem now.  I just wan catch up with the neighbourhood gossip before I start!  Gat like 5 loads of laundry to do!   See you later my dear!

Una funny oh!  My darling Uche!  You too sabi okoli   Na how she go wan call You black arse  No be she invite you he he he he he he he!!!! 

Nna meeeeeeeeeen!!!  <sub>i read the tory oh!  COME SEE SERIOUS "ISHO" !!!

--like everybady dey read ma own na---make me sef read another person im yown</sub>---

Uche2nna:
@ Chi

Na this visit thingy daey because wahala for one thread so oooooooo One bobo dey interested for one babe, the babe tell am say make him come to her place to prove him love. Well, I am still awaiting how the tory go end but I don begin see wahala already.
So no ask me make I come ooooo, because I might likely show up @ your doorstep and You would be like , ehmmm, u know what I was just joking, or drunk or even sleepy on that day. So plis get your black ass out of ma house 

I laff soteeeeey, I pass out! Chei!  Nairaland na wa oh!  I see you dey play devils's advocate for there.  The baby don give picture finish come dey talk nonsense.  That is why this IM business,--- I no go try am lai lai!  Instead I will go to Oklahoma and open a private mailbox inside one bush---and will send someone to pick the mails for me if I am so interested! Shiooooooooooooooo!!!! Ah-ah!!!!

This is a lesson to efrybody!  No difference between those flirting "profusely" in public or those when hide dey do the "tin"!!!!   Whatever is done in the dark--must surely come to light.  I am sure some naked pictures were exchanged too.  Make we dey look!!! Wow!!!!

aisha2:
True talk oh but I hope you have a bullet proof vest because your fellow Nigerians living Abroad will start attcking you now.
Take Cover, me I don run comot

Nothing like that!---- "Sweet Wind" No more fight!

Identity is a choice! Everyone should play their part well. All we need is a plan! No where in the world that any identity stays the same, even in China. You may keep your genetic blue prints--but your attires are always changing to suit your environment.

Nothing! Since we do not know if he is dead or alive. The dude fit dey for inside America sef!!!!

ALHAMBRA:
Babeelove, I beg to disagree with your stand. For example, all football teams play football, using certain moves and other elements to seek success. Notwithstanding, individuals go bananas in their support for particular teams. So your saying that there is no difference between Republicans and democrats undercuts the issue at stake. There is a vast difference.

I am a Republican because I follow Lincoln. He liberated the slaves and fought for their civil liberties. He did not finish the job because he was assassinated. His death added a bit more spice to the reasons why I like him. Then I realized that he was a Republican, hence I followed the Republicans. Such basis for selecting a political party may be shallow but such are the foibles that go to make the human total.

With kind regards,

ALHAMBRA

you are comparing football to politics?  I do not know where you live sha but all I can say is that my quality of life has not changed since I moved over here.  If you want to succeed, you do not need reps or dems to do that.  There are already basic laws of human rights not political maneuvers to accomplish that!   

Let us wait and see!!!!!  I just vote because I like the people I vote for.  Republicans are just too ugly facially!!!!   If I knew Mitt Romney had the slightest chance, na the bobo me for vote for!  You no see am?  Correct bobo!!!!!   I say Hilary jare---make we see Bill Clinton once again!

I-man:
If you are in favour of :pro-life,anti-gay marriage,lower tax,smaller Government,free trade and pro-business policies,you will be pro-Republican.

More Republicans than Democrats voted for the Civil Rights Act.There are some contemptible members of the Republican party but it will utter foolishness to claim that the party as a whole,doesn't care about Black people

All this na for paper!  I say they are the same! Leave the matter!!!! Took me a while to understand these Americans. If you listen to everything they tell you, you go miss road tire!!!!!

make una carry on oh! 7AM is here and I gatz to have breakfast and brush me teeth to hit the sack!!!!! My body don shut down!!!! I go catch una later---love ya

chiegemba:
For my housin job its basically where i live. D studio i rented is owned by my city's housin cooporation so i applied for a night desk clerk / receptionist there so got hired 2. work @ nights only. Do almost d same thing dere too placin emergency calls when necessary and make sure all d tenants r alive_{just kiddin} its a secured buildin though.

I say you too much! Who dash us this one for Naija without the help of one "alhaji"!!!!

Uche2nna:
Exactly, ma lovely. You seem to read me perfectly. I have found ma soul mate

Yes sweet heart!  Please do not hesitate to ask for help.  Trust me na!

chiegemba:
ok started off as a medical assistant then realized didnt really work withmy school schdule because each semester my school dey get e own change of status so ended up not workin with that 4 a long time. so i applied in "Sunrise" assistant livin as a medication manager so was hired as that but sometimes work as a care manager/ concierge @ night because dere is nothin really doin besides givin d people that needs their medication as well as answerin d phone because we get some calls _{people no dey sleep here} Also place 911 calls for any emergency as well.

You go girl! Na so!!!! More grease to ya elbows! Am I proud of you or what! You are mapping out my course of progress too. That was exactly how I started. Sunrise is a stable place to work--and also allows you to manage your school schedules. Only thing--those our sisters and brothers too dey jealous us too much for stealing them jobs!

olanajim:
Chiegemba
hi, tis' been a while. Hope oga wasn't the one that kept you away? Sure, the thread remains. I hope it outlive 2007.

My mirror still work. If you apply it better, e go beta. As for me, I had gone to higher level. I don't need to carry mirror any more. People are my mirrors.

Lord Olanajim--we are fine oh!  Enjoyed my honeymoon not to lie!  So no more mirrors  i believe you.  Any thread spanning  5-20 pages will encourage you to leave all mirrors at home.  Anyway I just dey waka pass say make I throw-way salute---carry on please.  See you around!!!!

Uche2nna:
Well, honestly speaking, these white people really need some cracking up. I don't know about them whites @ your place but the ones I deal with here are so uptight , dry and boring, Oh ma Gosh!!!!! Sometimes I go a whole week without having one honest laff and that is so difficult for me given the fact that I really like to laff @ jokes. Men I miss them dayz in Naija when me and ma guys will just sit and poke and fun @ each other. Boy, those were hilarious times. You don't even want to know what we say to each other and about others.

That is a pity.  Not to worry--you can come to nairaland and get a good laff. Don't mind them jo!

chiegemba:
I b all rounder work both in housin and healthcare so which 1 u dey interested in knowin?

chiegemba:
make una no vex ooo; b go give person e breathin treatment so am fully back now _{ready 4 d lectures}

He wants to know--so he can abandon that "turenchi" wen im dey read so he can land better job like you!

Uche2nna:
Wow, metrogamous!!! Dats a mind boggling word

As for Nwa teacher, she don see Oba Benin and she don run

No mind me jo!

Chi!!!! You dey for thia he he he he he he Holy Nweje!!!!!

Ehen bo! My darling Uche----I like to talk a lot of thrash. My folks at work think I am crazy! I dey crack them up well well!

Uche2nna:
Sleep ----- I done that some couple of hours ago, now am up trying to put in some reading time

School ------- Yeah, in a couple of hours I will be running off to the lab but thank God is a Friday

Work ----- For now I don't know the difference between work and school. They sound same to me

Phock ----- I don't phock with nobody but You, baby. You should know that

It's all good! he he he he he he!!! I don't like metrogamous "phockers" either! Seee? I knew you were the right one!


_{Chiegemba nwa teacher don run!!!!!!}

Uche2nna:
@ chi

where u dey work

she dey pack shit now--which kain question be that?

chiegemba:
as usual 4 me i dey work

na so so work you dey work. Make you fain time[b] play [/b] small oh!

Uche2nna:
How do You mean, baby

Any plans?  Sleep, school, work, _phock  you know

chiegemba:
so very thrilled u both wont b dissappointed but rather flabagasted after d tutorials / praticals is being done

na so so mouth! Go siddon jare!

wetin una dey do today oh?

chiegemba:
pardon me ma/ sir i couldnt carry on with d assigned duties i had 2 take off as soon as i heard about d sub but am back now since d sub didnt update u guys

No! We thought we should give you another chance. Debo said he will be back. So get over the student-teacher crush and hit your high notes baby!!!! We are watching you oh! Don't fail us this time!

Good boy!!! I am old school baby! I love them Motown people!! All this rap no be am! Give me Aretha Franklin and Lou Rawls anyday!

Uche2nna:
Sushi!!! I honestly don't know what the hype is all about some raw fish. I took that , like a few months , when I first came to the states. Did not like it and have never tried it again. Maybe I took the wrong one
Next week, Florida beach callin'!!!

Actually the Japs educated me and told me it was a rice dish not necessary raw fish. You took the wrong type. There are different types and some are not bad at all. Only thing is that it is cold!!!!

Yes baby--florida calling---i need to start packing and pay off some bills so I do not have to worry about that while I am gone!

Uche2nna:
Look @ this teacher with no certificate ooooooooo!!!
Just kidding, chi Wats up with You?

I beg leave the babe, she could not resist debo's charms. she gats mersmerized and tongue tied!!!

Uche2nna:
Fo sure, I grabbed all I can. Starting from fried chicken to some[b] Japanese food [/b] that I can't even pronounce. I no send!!!!!
Anyway, what have u been up to

I hope you did not eat that their sushi that almost sent me to hell and back one day oh! I have been laying my lazy butt in bed. did not step downstairs all day yesterday. will work on that today since I have to do some serious cleaning here oh before I take off next week, Amanpour come start with her terrorist crap on CNN so I just got my motown classical videos and started to watch to keep me and Nairaland company!

goo moorrrrin' oh miss Chiege! For whia Offtopic as usual. How baady

make we dey look now. too early to really figure out what the heck is going up or down.

Banderas:
Heh heh heh. The funny thing is that Naija's abroad aren't in diaspora. The people in Diaspora are the african americans, caribbean and other people of african origin that were taken abroad against their will. We are simply Nigerians abroad.

Though if one were ro use the dictionary meaning, then any Nigerian who has moved away would be in diaspora. This diaspora will of course include togo, Cameroon, and Ghana, amongst other countries.

gbam!!! Na you talk am!

Uche2nna:
Wow!!!! Well 1000 posts, thats sth to cheer about.



Where have I been ? Let me see. It has been said before "Never take a black man to a buffet". Somebody invited me to a buffet and I almost finished all the food there. The white people wey dey there tire for me sef As, I come back house, I just hit the sack, no midnite reading or posting on Nairaland

That's allright baby!  It is good to take a break from Nairaland more often you know.  You did not miss much.  I was able to grab some midnight nap too.  But true to ma night crawling nature, I was up in less than 3 hrs.  Did you have fun?  So you chopped all the buffet people them food abi!  Trust Naija guy na--all you can guzzle!!!! he he he he he!!!!

Where have you been good to celebrate post #1000 with my guy!!!! Let's drink to that! Cheers! I know it is early. Just a little drink!

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_{If you like, keep your gaze fixed on the "crystal ball" from now to eternity---you will still see the same old thing!-----------an "Evil wind" ---instead of the wishful[b]--------"Sweet wind"[/b]}