₦airaland Forum

ice_zik:
Well I thought this thread was for "cartoon" characters?

Sorry I do not eat cereal for breakfast!

Bob Manuel of course!

Chidi Mokeme-------------for underage crushes

Bob Manuel-------------------- for "the real woman"

I see you baby!!!!!  How now  No school   Missed you much!

_{How do you wan me to makirrup--------------cash or kind?}

No!!!!!!!!!!! What a bore!!!!!

Siena:
Not a lot, unfortunately.

Na you talk am _sweetie'im --------------Not much at all!!! Na God hand e dey now!!!!

Dem dey go school for Naija? Yes oh! "How's tins"-----------

@Topic


Yes!!!! It is alright to get knocked up before your wedding----the only sure way to know that the "parts" are working!!!!

Cheat like once every 6 months!!!!!

he he he he he he he he he

_{already answered that--and all are still alive and well!!!!!!!!!!!}

Live and let live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Topic

Can only speak as a "first"!!! Too many responsiblities. But the good news is that you grow up quickly and your parents have the energy to teach you all the "good, bad and ugly" of life before the "others" come along!

@Topic

The best way to spice up your marriage is to give it a break by "cheating" just a little!!!!!!! That way you know what you are missing and what you are not missing!!! No matter how you spice it up with one person, it really does not get any better. Just try a different flavor once in a while

_{-----------without hurting the other partner you know--privately!!!!}

Thank you jare Acid for standing up for ya girl pal!!!! Uche, not to worry. Thought I'd give you some time to miss moi. Hey!!!! You can fine me anything you want--------------guilty as charged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a wonderful day as usual. Just made it home. Will stay up for a while to unpack then see what's going on with ma work schedule. Will check up on you guys later.

Happy Labor day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   How's everyone  Just on ma way back home.  Have a connecting flight to catch so wanted to see waz up in crazy Nairalandy!!!!  Uche ma love? You still dey alive?  Well, thanks to Acid is keeping the house nice and occupied.  Chi baby?  How now?  Okay oh!  We go gist later.  Back to work tomorrow night.  Love y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   See Crazy Kid has joined the club of insominiacs!!!  He he he he he!!!!  It is all good!!!!!!

Uche2nna:
Just kidding, girl



Actually, wating for Godot is book about 2 men waiting for someone called Godot. Well,  Godot didn't and never showed up!!! So waitng for godot has come to be an expression used to denote a situatio whereby you're waiting for something that is never going to materialise[b]. Like in this case, my soup from Babelove  [/b] So u see, I am still waiting for Godot


Phew!!!!!! _{huffing and panting} please don't make me do this again

I said you should give me the address na---make I send the soup.  Na ma fault?

@Topic!

Sorry!  Do not need any man's money to take care of me.  I gatz enough for me.  Just take care of yourself and we can "play" ball!  You bring your stuff and I bring my stuff!!!  I believe in sharing.  You take care of moi and I take care of toi!!!!!!  

Leave the "no romance without finance" for the LIG's (low income group) PLC!!!!  Hungry dude jam hungry babe!!!  Find ya level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@denex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's a super hug from me to you!!!!

missed ya terribly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can now participate in the Political section without being accused of being 'in heat" all the time!!!!


Catch you later!!!!!!


<sub>doing my forward/backflips and cartwheels for real this time!!!!!!!!!

Baba thank you oh!  Now I now you have a heart!!!!!!!!!!</sub>

Okay people---time to go have me some fun. Study hard as you survive the good "school" days. Will see you in a week! Nairaland is not allowed where I am going! Love you much!!!!!!

Chingy Jackpot "Chingy"--------------my weekend just started!!!! Party time!!!!!

Not afraid of anything. Just like to keep privacy thingy going. You can say whatever and damn the consequences. Don't have to care about who and what. If you have not made your friends by now---you are really a late bloomer. I need something to keep me awake while I am at work---that's all!!! Life is complicated enough as it is. Don't want to add Nairaland to it in real life. Too much potential for confusion. It all ends here darling!!!!



_{Bottom line! Would like total control of what comes and goes out of my life. If you do not have control over that---then you are finished!!!}

Huh! Nigerians!!!!

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No big deal!  Do it all the time!  Good form of exercise too! You only live once baby!  Live it up!!!!  Let the clubbers be and let the churchers be!  Live and let live!!!!!   A churcher has no business dating a clubber.  And you expect things to change?  What attracted you in the first place?

he he he he he he! laff o laff!

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And you are not married yet?  You sure picked a "charmer" for a mate!!!!  Enjoy!   Your dude sure has a helluva nerve!  You desperate or sum'un? I hope he was joking. And you are depressed? Huh! Women!!!! He might still not marry you, so of what use is his comment to you?

Hell no! I believe in separate but equal! Get and keep your own shit----always! Love has nothing to do with the price of rice in China!!!!!

olanajim:
Mmmmm!

Na you sabi oh! If you think I am going to stare at just one dicky for the rest of my life---you must be ourra ya cotton-pickin' mind! Oh hell to the no!!!!

+osisi:
Money is always a source of wahala between spouses,siblings and friends.
If the individuals are happier keeping their funds seperate and dividing the bills let them do so.
It's not fair for any one party to insist they poll their money together.
I'll be highly suspicious of a man that'll hound me continuosly day and night about a joint account.
I'll even be more careful if he gives me passages of scripture to sopport his argument.
No one needs to be pressured into something they are not comfortable doing.

I have heard of many a married women that leave the matrimonial penniless when katakata bursts.
Especially in Nigeria where the man owns the home and all the property,she can be traded in for a younger wife in a flash and she packs home to her parents.
People should be wise.
I'm not saying go into marriage planning for a divorce but go into it with a load of common sense.

+osisi I beg jump gimme hi five!!!!! Na you talk am!!!

Me "Palee"!!!!!!

2 people in ma living will!

The spouse
One family member as secondary---in case me and the spouse are in the same aircraft.

Will tell you as my father's first child and first daughter----_{I think}    -----you can never underestimate the impact of a good father.  Taught me to be fearless!  The impact/importancea good father in a girl's life---translates into a good wife and mother.  The first man in a woman's life is her father. 

If you never had a good relationship with your father---life can be very difficult to understand.  Most girls who do not have a good relationship with their fathers often turn out with troubled relationships with guys---become like doormats/low self-esteem issues.

I am a super daddy girl!!! Love you papa!!!!! Miss arguing with you!!!!