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Sorry! Love the sound of my car/apartment keys in my pocket. Please take your toothbrush with you when you leave in the morning!!!!!

Living together before marriage? Very bad idea---I can never respect such a guy! Tufiakwa! ---I do not like men or women who are not independent! Get your own shit! When you are married--still keep some of your own shit!

In your dreams!

Neal Bortz!!!!!!

Love songs with "Delilah" !!!!!

People still beat children?  Please I believe in tough love!  My daughter had the nerve to come home with her pants out of her jeans---from school---trying to be "hip hop" I guess.  Warned her about 3 times and she did not listen.  Just ignored her.  Made sure

I showed up at her school to pick her up in the same, identical outfit----with my "shocking" pink underwear out of my jeans too.  Disgrace am well well in front of her friends.  She did not speak to me for a week.  Did she do it again?---maybe. But not to my knowledge? Let me catch her again!  Make she just try am again!  I threatened to show up half naked the next time.---Who born monkey?  he he he he he he!!!! Idiot!!!!!!

That is why it is good to have children early! Energy to police them is abundant! Beating? God forbid! That is for animals!

@ Topic

Why not?  What are you going to do about it? -----------Leave your own matrimonial home for some other woman. If the guy decides to waka---then let him be. Don't push yourself out of your matrimonial home for some other gal! Lai Lai!!!! You can accomplish more dealing with the cheating thing diplomatically than with making an arse of yourself in public.  Just do your own thing till one person gets tired.  Water will always seek it's level---always!  One that will cheat will do so.  I just believe in having the same opportunities to do so too.  No particular gender should have monopoly over the business of cheating please!  I believe in equal opportunity "cheating"!!!!

Sorry?  Joint wetin----Please I believe in mine, yours and ours! At least 3 operational accounts. Love me independence too much!

Sorry it cannot be avoided--abeg talk something else!!!!

It takes two to run a home efficiently. If my mom was the breadwinner, I would not have less respect for my father, because he will always be useful in my eyes by just being my father. He would make the "bestest" baby sitter in the world!!!!!

Sorry, can't be avoided!  Too much to do out there! Sampling is good! The loved one can stay home sometimes!

good dancer!
Nice taste in clothes!
able to keep a job!
great entertainer!
able to cook and clean!
smell good always!
likes to spend money!
"strong sexual magnetism"!!!!!!!!!!!

acidrop:
so that only u can finish that soup abi? abi na only u like better thing.


@ chi am so happy, u wont believe what happened today

Soup is on the way----you have to specify what you want inside the soup.  What and what not.  Meat, fish, okporoko, ogiri-okpi/ogiri-isi------ ---List all allergies in the past 10 years you have had or still have. Then give me the address to mail the soup !!!!  Ooops!  Here comes my relief shit packer!  Off I go.  Catch you guys later!

acidrop:
YAWNING, morning all abi _{na only night them take dey come here}

That is why it is called Insomniacs corner! Wake up!!!

chiegemba:
No worry about when we dey take come as long as u leave your door opened

The door is always open. How body na?

jeanbro:
@babeelove

what about men, I will take it if you say,we make the world go round lol

Like they saying goes-----It is a man's world!!!!

ella.b:
@babeelove,throw away ke,sum people dey wey need am.abi Wetin u think

Sorry my dear sister, If I cannot eat the contaminated food, I refuse to give it to someone else. What if the person dies? Talk about good samaritan turned bad samaritan. I no fit judge case oh. You know Naija mentality with juju!!!!

acidrop:
c insult, dazit am goin 2 sleep

Please no vex! All na sign of loff! Catch you later---Peace out!!!!

Uche2nna:
Just two hrs and then sleep. Boy, r u lucky

No darling--no sleep today----working today again and since I am travelling on thursday---I have a lot to do today----Sleep for only 3 hrs and off for the hair, nails and "beaver"wax!!!! Tomorrow I can sleep all day! Have a wonderful day honey and will catch you later---Ourrra here--on ma way home. Here comes ma relief shit packer!!!!

chiegemba:
Na wa oooo!!! Wetin dey happen here sef Btw 24hrs this place don change its course
@ Babee; e b lije say u b d reignin QUEEN ooooo _{how body now?} Missed u though

Queen of wetin?  Na you sabi oh! ---Na wetin insomnia dey cause oh!  Just being my good old-fun luffing self trying to stay awake at work.   Sleep don catch me tire---as una they "reign" for una side!!!! Missed you too!  Wham - wham to ya! I gat 2 more hrs to go and loving it.  How body

acidrop:
una don make sleep tire me sef

You dey ever sleep?  Whatsap? No see Chi break light today oh!

Uche2nna:
Dont cry. I will be with you in a couple of hrs, cuddling and teasing

I guess I will have to wait.----okay get some rest.

Mamajama:
BABEELOVE go marry Seun now. abeg una leave talk. I do have children and there is nothing you can tell me to spare someone who kill or attach my kids.

In the olden days they say when someone smack you on the right cheek, turn and give him the left cheek. These days someone smack me on the right cheek you bet there will be a fight, LOL Who ever wrote that mess must don't know how to fight. lol

I always suspected all along that you were not normal.------You just confirmed my suspicions!  Please get some help!

Later love!

Uche2nna:
When r u getting off _{no pun intended}

I have approxee 8 hrs to go--so go get some sleep and catch you when you let me!

Uche2nna:
A little bit of this
A little bit of that


Oh shit, I suck !!!!

Anyway, I am also still in ma packing shit thingy. Will be heading home soon. Sleep for like 3 hrs and then wake up to pack more shit.

Tell them nosey colleagues of urs to mind their own shit packing

ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's okay Less busy day today than yesterday and I am not sharing a Workstation on Wheels with anyone today. Nothing to do for the next 2 hrs. So if you cannot sleep I will be right here to sing to you.

Uche2nna:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah and so on and so forth!!!!!!



You working 2nite?

Yes! I am at work---and one person has already commented that if I laugh one more time, I will have to share "the joke" so I have to be quiet---or at least try to be busy.


_{yeah and so on and so forth-----just promise not to bite while I feed ya----or bite just a little!}

Uche2nna:
You gat that rite . Feed me o'jare!!!!

Any time baby! Any time! Just have your Okada ready and I will follow willingly!!!!

Uche2nna:
LMAO  
For the time being  

I thot it was "apple" .  In any case man must die of sumnin'

I hear you[b] my dew drop[/b]! As long as you die happy---that is the most important thing!