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omowhyou:
Babeelove no mind them, are they to tell your hero or villian? I dey with u jo

I wonder oh! Like say na efrybody like "cartoon" characters!

MALEKE!!!!  MALEKE!!!!  MALEKE!!!! -----------Baba Fella!!!

I love Maleke!!!! :'

Go Maleke!!!!!  Na you Biko!!!!  Especially your tribalistic renditions of the songs "I Feel Good" and "Who Stole The Meat From The Cooking Pot" 

_{Chai!!!  that guy nearly kill my entire household with laughter!!!!}



How can we forget the Lord and Master of "Area Comedy" I GO DIE!!!!

_{You go die one day!!! No be me go die for your crase comedy!!!!}




Mike Ogbolosinger!!!!

_{I miss you oh!---}





A.Y.

Na wah for you oh!



Omobaba!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmm. Mushin rat!!!!

_{love you plenty!!!!}



Basket Mouth!!!!

_{Carry come oh!  you go soon enter another one with Maleke and Osuofia!!!!---Chai--funny bastard!!!!}




Gandoki---Mr Demon in the Yansh!

_{I dey hail oh!}


Mr. Patrick!  -------You be real fool!

_{You no well at all!!!!  Something is definitely wrong with you!!!!}


De Don!----------Okokoko!!!!  You are one sick fellow.

_{But still love you all the same.}


God bless Nigeria for making me laff my sweet arse off!!!!!

ice_zik:
@BABEELOVE

You r supposed to mention SUPER heroes And Super Villains not people who ain't super heroes like James Bond and Robert De Niro is an actor not a super villain.

See trouble oh!

James Bond is my super hero now?

Robert Di Nero is my ultimate super villain!

Sorry---I no dey change am!

Re: Ladies What Do You Think Of The Gentlemen On Nairaland
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Babeelove,
I missed you! Well, at least you enjoyed your bobo which is better. I just hope she is a Nairaland user. I am angry though. You can only pacify my by giving me my own cake. Just throw it. I will get it.

As you can see, the mirror is as clean and shinning as ever. I just learn how to protect it from smatchers. They can be merciless!

Hope you stumble on Doyin13? I won't be surprise to find him on politics. He is in order

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

_{Spoken like a true gentleman---- Throwing your cake at you.   It's in the pocket of your pants-----Enjoy!!!!!}

Celebrating denex's return!!! !!!!!

just avoid the hot spots y'ear

He's back!!!!!


_{Doing me cartwheels!!!!!}

welcome back denex!!!

chidichris:
Babylove,

thou shall not kill says the bible and the bible says, those who live by sword die by sword.

if you are saying someone who spread bullets on innocent people deserves to live then my prayers is that you become involved directly so that we will know how u will handle the situation.
most of us believe because victims are not members of our family so it does not matter.

if there is anything more painful than the maximum punishment, such shld be melted on them.

the bible says; suffer not a witch to live.

do unto others as you would want others to do unto u so if killing is what u give out then killing shld be given back to u.

Sure! You have your beliefs and I have mine---no wahala na! I respect your opinions even if I do not agree with you.

Its okay if you do not want to talk about it. I hope you feel better though! Life is short---play hard! Okay my people--there are good days and there are bad days---we pray the good days outnumber the bad days by far. It is all good. Catch you guys later ---- off to breakfast, before these old folks fill up the place with their canes and walkers!!! HUH!

Why are you in a bad mood?

Okay acid--fresh start. Why can't you sleep

acidrop:
haba, e don reach like that, say i no be better friend. ok letz rewind now, n start over again, because am a good friend ooooooo ask chi

_{sup ya'll am in a bad mood datz y i can't sleep}

Yes oh!  Because na you dey drag the matter!  Clear your conscience---so you can be in a good mood---Why I go go ask chi Hmm!!!  Leave Chi out of the matter for now.  Na the one wey you do me na im I dey talk.  Why you no go dey in a bad mood. Clear ya conscience and repent my friend!!!  You think say I dey serve a dead God?  I say me don start over tey tey--so I set you free from ya bad mood!

I say no weapon--fashioned---_{including the Nairaland ones}--you know ya selves!  .  This is the result oh---so make una take time!!!!!  I am always in a good mood--because I am all for "love" not "war'!!!  That is why my name is "BABEELOVE"!   he he he he he he!!!!

chiegemba:
Infact ehn that traffic jam na wire because e too make me tire small!

Gooo morrrrrin' my dear chi! How work now The traffic jam was so annoyng. The main reason I like to log on at night. Day time is even worse. How body

Sorry oh! my computer could not take the traffic jam in the pepper soup joint so i had to abandon the "area" after repeated attempts to log in! The evil forces at work again I believe!!!!!  I just go sleep je je!!!!   I guess we go see later now!!!!!

acidrop:
babe, so na so u wicked, i know say that thing still dey your belle small small@uche u c your babe, publicly driving me, we are meant 2 be friends ooooooo, but food has put asunder, ok oooo, i go cover the shampain with d blood of jezus,

Acid--I did not drive you. Na you say you dey go--I said safe journey. Stop the guilt trip.  We don agree say everything is ok--as Uche gree say "the more the merrier"!!!! So who am I to refuse     I gave you pepper soup and you begin mention intestinal disorder. Now you wan accuse my shaaaammmpeeee dey talk of "blood of jisos".  You for kuku throw way am llke you do the pepper soup. 

Oh girl take time oh!  Na you fain me trouble, na you come dey accuse me inside join on top!!!! Hmmm!!!  I don see the type of friend wey you be oh!!!!  Real friend indeed!!!  I will be keeping an eye on your tail from now on!

chiegemba:
hiiiiiiiiiiii; how una dey?

na acid i dey c so

chiegemba:
Nothin much jare! Sorry i had 2 log off again because d browser wont let me log back on so after several attempts i just decided 2 4go it. But after about an hr or so its ok now.

I don miss everybody?

You are welcome oh jare!!! I had the same problem with my computer. Yes oh!!!!! na Acid you dey see live. This ya friend na wa oh! Make im tell you wetin im take im mouth talk!!! Can you Imagine----------that

Uche2nna:
Hiiiiiiiiii Chiiiiiiiii wats up. Glad You were able to show up. Wats up with You

Uche Sweetheart,
yeah----the more the merrier abi   he he he he he he he!!!!!  That na very powerful statement oh!   _{---do you really mean that  for who}

Come oh!!!!   Na when me don think the whole matter now that the commotion is over, Uche wetin you mean by

you ain't telling me nuffing new --_{nuffin new like what}

and what goes around comes around--  _{so,wetin dey go around and wetin dey come around}

You dey suspect my faithful self of some shit   Please oh---before we proceed with this soup mailing thingy--make you answer me oh!   Wetin be all these troubling comments when you dey make so

Your wish is my command! All expenses paid--no reimbursments!!!! A gift is a gift!!!!

acidrop:
so na u God take dey punish me. abeg carry your pepper soup my friend i no want. i will manage only the shampain

Shey na you mention intestinal disorder?  Check the Shampppppeeee too!!! You fit catch am from there too!!!!

acidrop:
make una go take invite me come una house go follow una chop that ogbono soup u dey take style dey drive me. i don commot sef

Thank you!!! You don try!!! Safe journey oh!!!!

acidrop:
@babe tnk u , i appreciate, but ehh, am i allowed to accuse of of intestinal disorder

In your own case, if intestinal disorder catches you---you are paying for the sins God did not forgive you for.  I have forgiven oh!  Na God hand e dey now!!!!

Uche2nna:
Yeah it is Ok. What goes around comes around



Love portion, I can handle that as far as it is cool with You Intestinal disorders, naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, I can that from ma own cooking. I don't need help to get that

Now that's my guy!!!!   Your soup is on the way darling!!!! just tell me the one you want and it will be ready!!!

acidrop:
c i tell u say no wahala, oya wey my pepper soup abi u cease am, i say i dey sory now

No wahala since Uche says it is okay! Here is your pepper soup and shamppeee!!! No wahala.   No try that joke again oh!

Uche2nna:
@ acid drop
You telling me nuffin' new As babelove would say, the more the merrier

@ babe

Still waiting for ma ogbono soup from fedex

What is that about "wrongdoing" and Mr Shapiro You lost me there

I just want you to agree that you will not accuse me of love portion or intestinal disorders.  Since i have a reputation of cooking "don't go fars"!!!

ikamefa:
Ngwa ! i can't am just browsing through though!

notes ke! Mbanu!

No problem my darling---anyone you feel comfy with--stop by anytime.

acidrop:
shampain, plsssssssssssssss . but o girl wait oooo, <sub>draging babelove to one corner

so u get bobo 4 this side na doyin dey wait for you 4 that side</sub>

Oh yeah!  No come put sand for my garri oh!  doyin no get mouth  I thought you came to visit--oya oya oya move or I move you!!!!  Uche no main am oh!  What  Oya acid come dey go oh!  It was nice meeting you!

Uche2nna:
Hi acid drop wats up. Sorry about your mood, sometimes life can be a b*****ch  


@ Babe

[b]In your men hunting dayz What r u hunting now [/b]Anywayz is there any way I can get on that list of lucky dudes for the frozen thingy. Even if na waiting list, I no mind

As you can already tell, my short life has been pretty interesting--with absolutely no regrets. I am hunting for money now----for retirement! Yes you may get on that list--but will have to sign a disclaimer---absolving me from all "wrongdoing"!!!! I will have the documents ready from Shapiro's legal zoom!!!!

acidrop:
so who dey serve d pepersoup, babelove or uche or d two of una

fresh fish, goat or hen pepper soup What to drink by the way

acidrop:
sup babe tnks oooo, been on d phone with someone who put me in a bad mood, so i no fit sleep again

Sowwwwwwwwwwwy!!!! Just sit and relax in this pepper soup joint. Uche-cheer up--nothing spoil. I can feel you from over here. The more the merrier!

ikamefa:
chai!

You are welcome, please sit down and take some notes!!!!!

acidrop:
c all the night crawlers. sup ya'll

Hi droooooooooooooopy!!!!  No sleep  You are welcome.

Uche2nna:
Lucky You, girl. Big Breakfast, abi. That sounds good.

Mara of fact, i am longing for some good ol' spicy and thick ogbono soup with okra , kpomo , Okporoko and some dry fish!! Men I miss them dayz. I wish I were going to N like You this Xmas hols

Not to worry baby---trust me now.  In my men-hunting days--I used to mail frozen soup via fedex overnight delivery to some lucky dudes.  I will take care of you "super"!!!  You never know---Nigeria trip is still a long way off.  You just never know.

Rice and egusi soup! Could not attempt any swallow swallow this time of the night. I could only eat 3 spoons and shoved the rest into the fridge. My tummy had shut down too. Settled for 2 bottles of gatorade instead. I will have a big breakfast at Golden Corral today when I wake up.

Uche2nna:
Grabbed a burger in the middle of the afternoon. Came back and as usual my stomach shut down and refused ma cooking

Yup! I know that feeling all too well. The reason I over-hydrate with Gatorade! Today is another day. Just relax for now.

Uche2nna:
I unwind in front of ma computer. Nairaland gives u all the unwinding u need and then some!!! Besides what else can You do in this dry desert area

I wonder oh! You gat that right! You eaten yet?

Yeah!  TGIF---------welcome back.  No off tonight. I think I am on call tomorrow---for 4 hrs, from 3-7PM tomorrow afternoon---meaning stand by and jump to work when your cell phone rings---paid of course for tying me to the phone.  If not I have to go in unfailingly at 7PM.  Whatever the case--I am ready.  So free watching T.V till I go to sleep. I bet you need to go chill for a little bit and unwind?

_{I prefer to give front rubs too!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!}

Just finished house chores and dinner--how's my darling?  Need a front and back rub? How was school?

Uche, I see you oh!

chiegemba:
So wetin u come dey do 4 nl if u get that amount of loads 2 do _{Oya waka go before i count up to 3} 1, ^{i no won open my eyes still see u logged on} 2, _{no dey try me oooooo} ,

Darling Chi, you will be proud of me.  It took 6 hrs to sort out my mess today, but I survived! Finally having dinner at 11:30PM---then quick 3-hr nap.  Work starts back today, so I will be sleeping all day if I can oh! Well drop me a message. I dey Houston oh--my sister. Naija full here well well and lots of shit dey 'appen for here. Please come visit oh! Wetin you wan do when you dey mention Oprah Na 419 visit Hmmm!!! Anyway--hope not, you do not sound like the type!!! Catch you later.

Uche2nna:
Water don already pass garri. She don mistakenly dish out the IV and me I will unmistakenly honor the invitation. If that is one way to get ma ass on CNN then so be it 

@ Chi
   You have just insulted the whole gentleman-dom by including me. Have You ever seen a gentleman that cometh from the bowels of Onitsha. No, my dearie, no Onitsha guy is a gentle man and that unfortunately is what I am. Raised in otu onitsha!!!!

Anyway, about the IV, weather it is still open or not, I am honoring it. I have already marked down Cali as my port of call this Xmas hols 

Over to you Chi!  I beg no disgrace am oh!---Nairaland is watching closely as always!!!   This IV cannot be rescinded me thinks not!  This is going to be interesting oh!!!

Later my dears!!!! Off to bed!!!!

laudate:
@ Babelove,

Ah, you don waka reach here, too??

Sharp sharp!!!!

Bankole01:
All this tok about Nigerians abroad na so so jelosi jelosi. Hao pesin wey be dokter or lawyer go begin smoke crack.

Nigerians at home are worse let me tell you. I have seen families with children unable to speak their native language. The family pretend to be like Americans or other and speak only Enlglish to their children.
We end up with little brats who don't listen to their parents and parents afraid to discipline their wards.

Now tell me who is the maradona, eroding their heritage!!!!!!!!

Please oh Banky!!!  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  you want to start another fight  This thread will just end up in "Travel" section like all the others.  Easy oh!!!

mordebe:
ventriloquising:

In the 7th century, when Africans colonised Spain and Portugal and ruled them for 600 years, the Europeans became afraid and insecure because they thought we were going wipe out their heritage. The repercussion of that is the "Black Legend", mass murder and racism we're still suffering today.

When Khoikhoi and Zulu Jews who settled in Austria began to intermarry with the germanic peoples before, during and after World War I, the Germans and Hitler were terrified at the thought of losing their heritage and when they got a chance in World War II, they slaughtered hundreds of thousands of African Jews, more than 2 million "Rhineland Bastards" whom were the result of the intermarriage between these jews with German women, and millions of Europeans who allowed themselves to be converted to jews or adopted the lifestyle of jews were shipped off as slaves to concentration camps.

So was the magnitude of the punishment we recieved for trying to influence the heritage of Europeans.

They never thought one day, we'd be at the recieving end and we'd take it smiling. It's amazing. But they did it anyway.


That maga, Seun ban me sha for no reason, so I just say make I used a friend ID let my people know say it is important to protect our heritage, but Africans have always progressed by incorporating the good parts of other people's culture into our heritage and throwing away the bad. So no shaking. All join.

----------denex, I miss you oh!   use another name take come back now!!!  What are you waiting for   See as political section just dry!!!!

Well you know the answer to that.  I miss him oh!  No matter what time of the day, you can count on him to be online to pick your brains silly. Denex, don't be mad at us for arguing so much with you.  Just to show you that we love you and miss you terribly.  If it was due to circumstances beyond your control, just use another name and come back like some people.  No shame for inside oh!!!!!   I miss fighting with you oh!