₦airaland Forum

Uche2nna:
u get ma point

But You forgot the stringy bean. The long and slender stringy running beans

he he he he he----------King of "stringy running pole beans"!!!!

acidrop:
actually, i borrow kerosine, e don tey wey my own finish, i dey borrow all those time wey he dey turn on, now they actually refuse 2 borrow me, u go borro me?

Sure!!! Nearest western union or moneygram. In fact no need to pay back,

_{you know you cannot lend money to friends, just paying my tithes!!!!}

chiegemba:
no worry dropy; i b get some new person wey just invent candle wax generator all u need 2 do is melt d candle stick then u go get enough light wey go last u through d night

@ babee; wetin i hear so!!! close curtain

Why do dirty minds always think the worst You did not ask me what I wanted to do and you are jumping into conclusions

acid,  Your light just turns off and on like no man's bizz!!! Abi are you switching from diesel to PHCN? Even for third world australia

@Chiegemba!

Thank you jare! See these people wan spoil my good name oh!!!

That is why you have kidney beans, lima beans, pinto beans, brown beans and black eye beans!!!  Beans na beans

Uche2nna:
Yeah, I should have known better.

But for real, tho, You sure You r not Militia

Ah-ah! I say I am very sure. What is this pre-occupation with this Militia of a fellow sef

Can't people live in the same house again

Now you know the real owner of Nairaland!!! he he he he he!!!

siddon for there! You ain't seen nothing yet chi!

_{observing-------------}

Uche2nna:
boy o boy . do i envy u. 3x a week. i wish i was like that



so what do u do with the remaining 4 dayz of the week

Nairaland of course!!! What a question!

Donzman:
Militia, why did you receive a ban, when did you cross the line?. . .Amazing you already have 500 posts under your new name, I salute you!

@Militia

Are you in the "banning" committee Please explain to Donzman!!! I salute you too. I have always admired you!!! Welcome back. Is it really you

Nope!!! The pharmarcy is open 24/7 but I only work 3 days a week--- Does a hospital close for business   Even you in the USA----should know that!!!

Because I work in a hospital where the pharmacy is open 24/7!!! All I do is refill orders for diferent departments and take calls to clarify dosages and concentrations of drugs!!! Easy job so I have all the time in the world to "goof" off!!!

I am pharmarcist!!! Very boring job! But lots of free drugs!!!

when you die--at a fullfilled ripe old age of course--- what will you want to be doing

Uche2nna:
If u are working at night how come You r on the net chatting


Creature of the night, ehm , what kind The dracula kind or the bootylicious kind

Just the plain-fun-loving kind!!! the interpretation is any one's guess! I am off tonight. But for me to have a regular life without getting sick or aging prematurely, I have to sleep in the day time--even when I am off from work!!! Besides, there are computers all over my job so I can always do "stuff"!!! What are "Lap" tops for

me sleepy---------off to bed loves!  It was sheer hilarious fun again as usual!  K0be, hold the fort oh!!!

Uche2nna:
Something like that It is all about being stronger, darker , muscular , _{ehm, wait a minute , what am I describing}



What r u doing up at this time of the night :-\

LOL-------I know how that feels--we can get very carried away. The same thing you are doing at this time of the night----"cyber petting" Just a bunch of lonely people looking for love--wherever we can get it!!!

I work at night and sleep during the day time! I am a creature of the night!!!

Please we have come to "know" you K0be---no need for pictures--God will do the rest!!!

Not at all---there is room/time for as many as possible!!!

acidrop:
@babelove, [b]blind love no dey reign again ooooo.[/b]die 4 me ke, that is if i show my pic

Did it ever reign I think I was born with bi-focal implants in my optic region!!!!

k0be:
i told you picnics together would do us better babee. it gives us a chance to connect romanteekally

hmmmm---------yup! A helluva picnic those will be. I am really looking forward to them.


I dream about them all the time.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! If you say so!!!

_{still thinking----------}

Is it because the mouse is smaller that the cat

Yes! Sleep during the day and up at night to prevent Nairaland traffic. Bad for my computer!!!

Come oh!!! are you sure we are not jazzed  How can we really spend all this time on Nairaland

acidrop:
errrm . . . . . . yes y u dey call that guy my husband now, u want make my real hubby hear come dump me abi?

Don't worry!  They say the wife is always the last to know!!!  It is well--he is now a born agan!!!

Proff Proff!!! Na you biko!!!

olanajim:
Fela, died for women, marijuana and stubborness:

Beko, died for his believe in right of the hapless masses, also a chain smoker;

Chima Ubani, for the masses. He died during the fuel price increase protest. Nigerian had forgotten him as Obj went ahead to increase pump price of fuel.

Herbert Ogunde, like Bruce Lee, also died while shooting film. However, rumours said, witches killed him.

Shina Rambo, a famous armed robber, like Anini died while on operation.

Murtala Muhamed, died for Nigerian progress.

It is a pity Obj reaped the fruit of his labours.

A man in my locality died on top of what he love most: woman.

UHURU!!!!!

acidrop:
just in time.

no, chill mehn, newaiz he is davidylan

Is that all

k0be:
babee my love, you don dey miss me? wetin

The party continues!!! I mizzzzzzzed you terribly!!!!  Thanks to your bworda doyin for holding the fort oh!!!

Honey dew melons!!!! Look who we have here!!!!  reaching under ma pillow for more "Cialis"

acidrop:
i just discovered something about PTH

Yes!!!  Me too!!!  please share---------acid!!!!

acidrop:
so all those una yarnings about jist just blow commot, after i don prepare my amebo ears for ground, ok oooo, newaiz nitynite

Make una sleep well jo!  It was fun--as usual!!!    papa bon boy no worry.  K0be ya brother go soon wake up!!!

wa wa wa wa wa wa wa !!!!   No make una stay oh!!! Make una hear lion abi na lioness roar!!! Midnight threads are awesome!!!!  Otuwe go follow us vex for morning if she find any evidence of this "orgy" going on here!!!!  Everyone "hole" ya evidence oh!!!

The only person I am concerned about is debosky.  I just have this "urge"  _{abi na itch}--- to protect him all the time. What do we do about him doyin13 I think the rest of Nairaland can handle this.

doyin13 please---don't mind them jare---after all for Naija, 14-20 people no dey sleep for one room  Let us jeeeeeeeeest use curtain to partition the place jo---just no make any noise y'hear!!!

_{mama bon boy style!!!}