₦airaland Forum

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Willy---you no wan die

n-guage:
I'll eat my head if this is not the funniest shit on nairaland.

I say the "cambodian' sure swallowed a lot of it and is puking all over the place!!! Some one please call a nairaland "paramedic"!!!!

his_grace:
@Babeelove

Are u mad or something?

Sometimes---but I was only commenting on Simpy_me's post since you were praising the "cambodian"!!! Wasn't talking to you!

_{I beg a no fit fight this night oh!}

his_grace:
@Simply_Me

Excuse me - did u just write all that? I bow o.

Looks like someone has swallowed a lot of shit and is forced to vomit it!

I-man:
This is becoming surreal.Its like zombies have been let loose on this forum.

good or bad zombies  _{reaching for my bible and cross!}

PTH:
General secretary of NAIN. welcome madam. 

The plot thickens!!!

This is going to be a helluva wild night for insomniacs!!!

naijaway:
I don't think is right for anyone to loose their Nigerian citizenship.

Thank you my brother---please welcome.  Here is your registration package!  Have a swell time!

The cambodians are here!!!

_{Setting up a shit swallowing booth at the sideline!!!}

PTH:
You have only one country and so do the Ghanains, Russians, Americans, Italians, Greeks, Jews e.t.c. so you have really said nothing new.
If you love your country so, i expect you to be at the NEPA substation trying to help them get electricity supply back to at least the standard of wartorn Baghdad not using generators to come and insult us here.

[size=18pt]Please beware: shit packing in progress.[/size]

_{Setting up a western union or moneygram booth at the sideline!!!}

I say e don happen!!!!!

debosky:
the NAIN protem-chairman has joined the thread.

I hope Onitsha based Nigerians are allowed sha?

I-man:
Its like Nairaland has become a den of unbridled stupidity.Maybe the National Association of Imbeccilic Nigerians conducted a meeting and decided to storm this forum and start idiotic threads.

I am now missing Afam's "from my mailbox" threads

This one pass me oh!!! Kai!!!

_{Watching from the side lines---------------na blood wan flow for here so}

Osisi!!!

I just checked oh!!! denex don wake oh!!!


_{Outta here--------------zooms off!!!!!}

k0be:
cry? sad.


Nigeria, we hail thee,
Our own dear native land,
Though tribe and tongue may differ,
In brotherhood we stand,
Nigerians all, and proud to serve
our sovereign motherland.
Our flag shall be a symbol,
That truth and justice reign,
In peace or battle honoured,
And this we count as gain
To hand on to our children
A banner without stain
O Lord of all creation,
Grant this our one request
Help us to build a nation
Where no man is oppressed
And so, with peace and plenty,
Nigeria may be blessed.

_{We are truely doomed!!!}

k0be:
Arise, O compatriots, Nigeria's call obey
To serve our fatherland
With love and strength and faith
The labour of our heroes past
Shall never be in vain
To serve with heart and might
One nation bound in freedom, peace and
unity.
Oh God of creation, direct our noble cause
Guide our leaders right
Help our youth the truth to know
In love and honesty to grow
And living just and true
Great lofty heights attain
To build a nation where peace and justice
shall reign

Lol

Cying uncontrolably!!!!

_{But  for a different reason!}

PTH:
O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;

O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave

_{Standing up and placing my right hand over my left shoulder!!!}

I-man:
God Save The Queen!

I wonder what Denex will make of the bridge that fell in China killing 24 people

Thank God denex dey sleep!!!


_{Still thinking of those scorpions in Nigerian aircrafts!!!}

k0be:
oh please babeelove, let's not get too carried away here. compared to nigeria america is far and away better at taking care of its people, sure, but even america doesn't take thorough care of its people, or at least black people, just look at katrina.

I beg no vex K0be!!!

Oh Jerry-----------you make me want to cry!!!!!


_{MTN commercial!} I am patriotic ke!!!

TayoD:
"While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
Let us swear allegiance to a land that's free,
Let us all be grateful for a land so fair,
As we raise our voices in a solemn prayer. "

God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home.

Is anyone else singing along?

Oh TayoD!!!! Did you have to go there now This is a great song!!!

You make me want to cry!!!!!

_{getting very emotional for love of a country that really takes care of its citizens!!!}

God bless America---My home sweet home!!!!!

Omoge? Osisi?  Na wah oh!!!

Ma babylove---Siena----I think I will leave now.  You know the effect of that name "militia" on Nairaland--including myself.---------That disgrace of a personhood"----  I respect the fact that you thought "it"was one of your favourite "thingies" on Nairaland for being sickly controversial.  I do not fault you for that.  You have always been very non-judgemental---unlike the retard bothering us now.  Please see you after hours!!!!

I hope you go for you kid's sister's wedding oh! To give her away of course. Have fun with "dimka'!!!!

dimka:
Militia is this same as Babeelove.

Yes if I remember clearly you dimka/mohadana used to harrass that Nairaland heterozygous female all over the website.  Please do not mistake me for "it"!!!  Siena please do not mind him.  He has this fetish for "freaks"!!!

October is very close--do you think you can make it for the wedding in Nigeria

You can see I am in trouble here with this "mohadana/dimka" fellow---specialist in "igbo ashewo ladies"!!! Mohadana/dimka---free me ooooooooooooooooooooooh! Wetin I do you

maree7:
35 years ago

Jeeezzzzzzzzz!!! 35 years!!!  I think this is past "point of no return"!!!!

Siena:
Nigeria? Probably in October for my sister's wedding.

@ Dimka: I remember who Militia is, one of my favourite Nairaland girls, courtesy of her ability to shock folk with her very controversial posts.

But, what's the connection between her and Babeelove, are you telling me they're one and the same person?

Leave this guy with his stupid dreams!!! Don't you know him

dimka:
you mean the igbo babe porn thread.ok Militia i will leave you alone.you sound like an old member .

you are crazy--- please move!!!! Go back to your[b] house[/b]!!! "new member"!!!

Siena jo!

Please back to the topic! When do you plan to go to Nigeria??

Siena:
Dimka, who is Militia?? I'm getting more confused by the minute!

He is talking about that "abnormal, drug snorting, amphibian, dog fighting, philandering , shameless, unreligious, freak of nature"!!!

Can you imagine that I am so hurt!!!!

Mohadana--I don't like it oh!!! Please go back to your  "Port Harcourt" babes thread in Sexuality section and do not ruin this nice, clean thread!!!

dimka:
Militia the Kpakpakpa loud area mama with three kids and her igbo husband in US.

I beg your "honourable" pardon!!! 

We do not talk about "thrash" here o.k.

dimka:
she is Militia.

Mohadana!!! Are you mad How can you compare me to that -- that--- that--

What is it If you know where you left your "militia" as you call it---go there and pick "it" up!!! Take your time oh!!!


Rubbish!!!!

Siena---I am very single and you sure that it not your "step" mom

word!!!!

Mamajama:
shango your argument is baseless and shallow as a deep sea. did you graduate from college? are you familiar with immigration law? do you know what DUAL CITIZENSHIP means? don't just wake up after drinking OGOGORO and start yabis.

_{saving my own copy to avoid editing realities!!!!}

Afam:
I don see wetin I go add for my growing list of nairaland brand of words and phrases

  LOL_{----------crashing out the window!!!!}


Chei!!!!  You never start!!!

@topic

Please is there a citizen's  "exchange" programme currently available to swap passports Or some de-naturalization process currently operational in Nigeria

otuwe:
i no even see am till now

well i admit he was close but please its not all about chest, am looking for FINE boys not MR MACHO

I guess to each his own-----------Otuwe! You are not serious!!! I guess you are the kind who likes to hold hands eh No problem then!!!

_{having some serious day dreams---------------}

maybe there can be an attempt at this "olympic" sized feat of a hunk!!! But I think I will have to enlist the help of another----------I think this guy is too much for one but not enough for two!!!! Who do I call now All these babes here are not interested.

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmm---Simply_me!!!! Where at thou? We got work to do!!! Omarion ko! Omarion ni!------------- Rubbish!

Siena:
Sweetheart, you've said it all! I don't think my "old" heart would stand all the excitement of returning to Nigeria!

Oh babylove!!! You are even more handsome as you get "younger" Can I meet your mom

Just looked at your profile!!!! he he he he he he he!!! 

Let the games begin!!!!  Do or die!!!!

iice:
Cutting someone's . . .

which part

look really pissed!!!! Hopefully not Olanajim!

@Topic

Too much traffic on Nairaland-flea market abi na swap meat!!!!

dear naijaborn.

There is already a thread for your concerns that exists next to this one. I think it already has about 20 pages!!!

Enjoy!!!

hmmmmmmmmmm!!! <sub>------------- observing!!!


Day shift on duty!!!!</sub>

simply_me:
a virgin at 26 is a sick woman.

you know I am giving you back up right I say I dey ya back!!!

_{Whispering cautiously---Sofree sofree oh! This na day time!!!}

Out of the mouth of babes--------------------------------