₦airaland Forum

Thank you elle77.


Thank you for your illustration. We will all be there to build Nigeria when the opportunity arises! Count me present.

Planner:
I suggest that Batu, Ono, and other like minds should be banned. But leave out Dimka, he/she could be a child trying out his writing and understanding skills.

Are we babies ban this! ban that! ban here! ban there! Like say we dey for obj/ibb/abacha them regime.  Can't we learn to solve problems by ourselves without using dictatorial/autocratic means/methods?  No wonder Nigeria dey as e dey?? Na every problem ban dey solve

Since you started banning from before christ on Nairaland, what have you accomplished.  The same old rubbish!!! If you do not like something tell the person and make your peace---like say we need baby sitters for here Hah-ah??

ono:
@Xris74,
Ok. Apology. Truly my name wasn't in that your list. But, could you please put a stop to this hate-spreading threads? Can we concentrate on something much interesting for once?

That is more like it!!! Since una need mama for here, make I help una small!!!

nino213:
@ BABEELOVE
i like u a lot.u post mature stuff and your very intelligent.i like to be your friend, no strings attached.
i am igbo and whats this stuff about xenophobia of tribes.we better learn from our parents,tribal hate won't take us no were, but partnership and brotherhood and love will solve our problems.i like all tribes.were i work, there are yorubas,edo,okirika,jos and many others,no problem but love.i even sit with hausa guys to eat meshaya.so stop this hate.it ain't going to take us no were.

Thank you my brother!

doyin13:
nino213

awwwwwww

you paint such a dainty picture

doyin13:
There is actually no punishment for tribalism.

But this phenomenon cannot be allowed to flourish

Well we shall have to charge these nairaland tribalists(of all tribes o) one way or another.

I suggest:

For administering a malicious and obnoxious thing.

Come oh! doyin13. You no dey tire to fain me trouble abi --- doyin13--I am going to sleep huh!!! I have done my job for today here. I no get power for you this morning. Let our children on Nairaland go to sleep. See you in the usual spot! Same place, same time!

he he he he he Miss "T"!!!

fawwyb:
Well, i knew of one[b] BABA SULE in Nigeria that died of DRY GIN ( PARAGA) he loved so much. He was actually knocked off the road when he was drunk

That's more like it!!! Kobe--please we know you went to school. Please can you give us people we can identify with You have impressed us enough!

Joey82:
@poster
If at all love exist, I doubt if it exist in Naija 8)

Then what are all those terms of endearments I hear often at "peppr soup' joints

I think the competition has just been cancelled oh!!!  By the resident elders and elderesses of Nairaland, just like all nigerian elections the most gentlemanly competition has been plagued by not enough "whores"--to seat as the panel of judges!!!  Sorry guys--deepest regrets!  All of you back to the drawing board!!!!  Please more "whores" should enlist!!!!

You can say that again!!!! ---God almighty!!!

---laffing and crying at the same time!!! I have lost at least 24 wrinkles in less than 24 hours!!!! Nairaland--I say you are the best!!!

Kemjisuper:
Very rightly said. Man, u be Prof. O!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  What has fussing about a woman got to do with showing love  If the woman wants you to fuss over her as a "proof" of your love--how dare you not "fuss" abi na "fuse"

You see, you guys fail! Whatever it takes to make that woman feel that love is what you must do.  It does not mean you should be a mugu or cave in to unreasonable demands of childish attention and nagging.  For example--I like to laff and I like club well well----dancing is #1 for me.  If a dude is not funny and cannot dance----all bets are off!!!

Now the topic is not about women--so let us not complicate issues.

Bottom line--if you know what makes your partner happy--you gotcha do it like Nike says.  That is love right there!!!!

extreme:
To be quite honest, despite all girls would think and say; guys are actually the most faithful in relationships. chicks on the other hand are just too good at lying and thats why you hear of cases where a man would be living with his wife and children that are sometimes not his. guys don't tell lies too well when compared to the girls. in fact once you get a guy to love you he becomes more or less a sucker and at that point he becomes almost helpless. and that is why we guard our hearts cus its hard to meet a chick that is worth the stress. once a lady finds out you are crazy for her, its like giving a gun to a toddler. totally reckless. she might just kill you. Guys be careful!, it has happened to me one time too often.

You still have a lot to learn---thank God for Nairaland!!!

edmondo:
some re just too funny 4 this forum,
men,if i no view this forum 4 at least 1 day,i no dey feel alrite.

Tell me about it  I cannot even watch me "Night of a Thousand Laffs part 12" all because of Nairaland!!!

Siena:
Sweetheart, weekends are even busier! Most of the time, a weekend break is in order.

Now Siena,  You know you are my one and only original babylove ---- that is the real fun right there!!! With people like you?  How can you be bored with Nairaland for heaven's sake.   I just got back from work and I laffed my self off driving home.  Flashbacks of acute and chronic sillyness wan make me get accident for road!!!


Well nothing like a hardworking fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dude like you!!!  When you are bored just log on to Nairaland#1--You can never go wrong with that option.  Too many fun people here oh!!! This place is a "hot tabasco sauce mess"!!!!

Na wah for Nigeria oh!  And Oprah Winfrey has not even spoken on this matter yet!!!  Una wan kill una selves For wetin now  The oppressors are in Asokoro having coffee and buttery biscuits,  but you guys are here doing what I cannot understand.  I have learned to stay away from tribal threads--so please if you see any tribal thread with "members only" sign in front of the door---make una no enter oh--even if them invite una!!!!!! Especially if dem dey speak some kain "language" wen una no understand--- Just peep small, then waka pass je je!!! Because you need invitation to enter those places. That means you are not invited.  Nairaland is a very large place and I have come to respect people who never venture into certain areas.


As for threads that target a particular tribe, the very same people complaining about people like dimka and Xris and so on, will be the same people that rush to respond to the thread.  If you do not like what you see, why don't you guys just move on.  Nothing in this world will make me respond to a "dimka' thread ---no matter how educational it is---and you know the reason why----  dimka threads are obnoxious!  Xris----your threads are malicious.  So why people show up there is what I cannot understand---to receive insults I guess!!!.


_{------I say I am learning well!!!!}

Sorry for misrepresenting your post. I actually did not uderstand it the first time---my bad. There has been so much fighting here that the feeling carried over from other areas.

You are right. I wish some of us could have that feeling of optimism that you have. Thank you for minimizing your tongue lashing--to the most basic format. I duely apologise.

Even if some of us present "anti-progressive" style like you called it, deep down in our hearts we wish Nigeria well. It is just that some times that is the only way we can express ourselves. I don't think there is anyone on this planet that hates the country of his or her birth-----no matter what he or she experienced there. So in the final analysis, we could curse at each other or fight each other---like most parts of the progressive world did in the past. We will definitely find ways to work out our problems--we just have to find those ways. We are all searching! It is frustrating to all.

K0be,

I see you are actually serious. Why are you asking questions of which you already know the answer. Na fullscap sheet of paper you wan make we produce

Okay! if you say so! Appreciate people for whatever good they have and leave the rest for God or Allah to do his work!!! It is not your place to judge them.

BTW
dblock,


For someone with almost 5,000 post under your belt, don't you think you should act more like a Nairaland "elder".  You should be a voice of reason here not a divisive one.  Are you not tired of fighting.  Even me, I am tired.  Please let us just manage sha--to see reason with one another!!!

laudate:
Chukwu biko!! You mean some folks actually have enough time on their hands, to launch a whole thread devoted to me?? Hehehehe. . . . . . . . .na so di matter pain una reach? Kai!

Next time you decide to do so, please do not lump me with any other person. I walk alone. . .

You seem to score big with the guys! Where is Donzman

Tribalism + Homophobia = Sad situation.

dblock:
This thread is incorrect.

Every Nigerian Bad Mouths Nigeria.

I'd say only 2% of the population love this country. 98% would leave the country if they were handed free visas. And people wonder why Nigeria is where it is today.

Greener Pasture Dickheads.

dblock:
Which clarifies my point.

98% of Nigerians are only out for material things.

If I asked every Nigerian if they would let Nigeria be blown up for a Billion dollars. The majority of people would say yes.

My problem, is not with people leaving Nigeria. I mean I don't live in Nigeria. My problem is that Nigerians in Diaspora, are only interested in Lavish lifestyles.

What will they do, if Britain, America and other Developed countries become Moribund, due to Over Migration. Will they go in search of other Galaxies.

When the going gets tough, the pussies get going.

Why do I get this eerie feeling that I am still in "Romance and Sexuality" sections--

Come oh! dblock are we discussing "oboatioko" topics here

denex:
@BABEELOVE

I did not praise one and discount the other other O! I said both were teachers and not life sacrificers.

You too should start by teaching. Martin Luther King did not dive into the path of a randomly ricocheting bullet so that African Americans may be liberated, and neither did Malcom X. It was their teachings, their seminars, their lectures.

Today thank God for technology, you have email, you have the internet, you have blogs and different forums. Why don't you teach people how to help themselves rather than condemn them.

denex? Kai!!! Who should teach what

For you to teach anyone, anything---you must have a receptive audience. Not only did Martin and Malcom teach, they led by example. What literature are you reading In nigeria, we are physiologically and spititually poor that any room for accquiring knowledge has gone to the dogs!!! How can you teach a hungry student All you will hear in the classroom is a "rumbling" stomach. You know from our personal experience this "unecessary" sound effects can be distracting to all. No goals achieved there oh!

Wooooooooooooooooooooooow!!! Nairaland is interesting again!!!

laudate:
Ehm. . . . .Babelove, you talk a lot like Militia. Are you guys related, perhaps? Just asking.

Actually, she's my twin sister and I love her dearly!!!

doyin13:
He wants to know whether you are in full night soil man regalia

doyin13----you are the man!!!!

Dailing any "wholey" on call tonight----


Oyakhilome-----off for a hair cut!!!

Okotie-----------line busy!!!

Oritsejafor--------not on seat!!!

T.D. Jakes-----no comment!!! ----my sister Oprah was assasinated on Nairaland!!!

Joel Olsen------Your Miracle is on the way Nigeria!!!

Eddie Long-----_{checking out his biceps and triceps!!!}----If only you believe!!!!

denex:
For those of you who do not know much about Martin Luther King, please I suggest you people stop using his name for any comparisons.

Do you think his aim was to die for the freedom of African Americans or to Teach them about where they are meant to be and how they are meant to be living.

And without a pro-violence believers of Malcom X, the government would not have accepted the pro-peace dreamers of Martin Luther King.

What these people did was to educate and teach not to die. They were killed in order that their teachings will be stopped.


You too can start teaching simply by downloading a copy of the Nigerian constitution and sending it to every one in your addressbook and urging them to forward it even farther.

Denex, please now---let the matter rest!  Malcom X or Martin L. king---civil disobedience or radical disobedience---they both worked hard to make African Americans smile today.  Why praise one and discount the other

Nigeria's problem is not found in some "recipe book" constitution, but in our individual or collective bodily "constitution"!!!  We need a total makeover in the way we think and address issues!!! We need to understand what the word "patroitism" means!!! It is not even in our dictionary yet.

Okay!  He comes second, after Kobe!   I must warn you in advance that Chiegemba will be keeping an eye on you. There are in the "mirror" business together!!!

sanrima, no love

Hi Siena!!!

Not even on the weekends

Chaka the Zulu!!!

Julius Caesar!!!

mlk!!!

jfk!!!!

Saddam Hussein!!!

Anini!!!!----the famous bandit from Bendel state!!!!