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Una good night now!!!!! Please don not let my "Cialis" wear off!!!!

denex:
You and your friends are lucky. I had a friend and she was a third level brown belt in Karate. By the time you meet that kind of girl, come back and ask this question again.

-------------- t.k.o.!!!!

Chiegemba--please welcome!!! Can you see these people defaming me  Please testify to my "true" ladylike nature oh!!!

acidrop:
u know i can change my decision if i c your pic, because i never announce

@babelove, hang around till the kids go to bed, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm na only cough i cough , so wetin una wan come dey do, for midnight

debosky:
don't worry madam mi. . em babeelove , I'm taking my leave now, tis been an interesting night but alas it has to end.

acid change your mind? ask your pal J-girl, at least you can trust her opinion

PTH manage her well jare, you'll make a tight couple

g'night peeps

doyin13 I think show don spoil for tonight oh!!!  This debosky of a fellow and this acidic girl are fond of turning their lights on and off unnecessary to make you believe they are sleeping.  Please log on to the "real nairaland" membership counter and take a head count of the guest and members list before we proceed!!!

Not at all!!! How mousy are you

Make una see me see trouble oh!!!

doyin13,  please hang around till the kids go to bed!!!---Just when I thought the coast was clear!  Huh!!!  

_{----------There is something "purrrrrrrrsonal"  I want to ask you!!!}

Uche2nna:
Ok ooooo Point taken!!! _{but i can't help but think that u, militia and simply_me were cut from the same cloth.} Never afraid to speak explicitly

Anyone you call me--I accept!!!  Are you afraid of aggressive, reefa smoking,non-church going, adventurous, athletic females When you pay your own bills and hide behind a computer--I guess you can afford to speak "explicitly"!!! But you have to have mercy on your audience for the most part! So we have learned to be "ladies".

doyin13:


babeelove babyboo is back

Where you go before Ok boo---truce

doyin13:
Women.

I no understand una.

Dem fit just turn on u now like female tarantula

Jeepy Creepys eh.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Sooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Uche2nna:
Come to think of what

Let me just be quiet!!! Ah ah This Nairaland na wah oh!!!   This is a very dangerous website!!!

Just thinking Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Don't worry Uche---I was having flashbacks!!!

doyin13:
Babelove

Wetin u mean by there is something about this Doyin13 that is unsettling.

I am as normal as they come.

I aint got nothing but love for everybody.

Assuming you gree go on IM now, I fit prove am beyond doubt

You give me the jeepy creepys!!!

Sorry oh! My fun ends on Nairaland. IM ke!!! That one be say we no go dey sleep for house now!!! I am not in the IM business---too much 419 going on. Make una no come liquidate my bank account. Then I go come feature for Oprah crying about you Nigerian dudes!!!!

In fact come to think of it Simly_me !!!!!! Na wah oh!!!

doyin13:
This simply me na character

Just read her post on this thread

Its hilarious

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-69085.32.html#msg1345913

What are you doing here  I thought you were an altar boy  

Sorry oh!------- Hero!!! Water don pass garri oh!!!  Now you know that Nigerians can do better than holding hands after all---they do more than that!!!  No vex sir!!!

Uche2nna:
@ Babelove
R u Militia

@ simply_me
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I no fit talk

How can that be!!!  Can people on Nairaland have more than one accounts

I miss the yahoo woman oh!!!

You no fit talk!!! You called for freshness and now you know fit talk What---the "pussy" cat gat ya tongue

Eh hen!!!!  More please!!! This one fine well well!!!  Nairaland guys will love this one.  Agberos never touch this one at all!!!  This na real aje-pussy!!!  Not those Port Harcourt Kpoms featured in Romance section!!! Kpako-ro-ro pussies!!!!  I say fire on!!!  Please include some of the men's oh!!!!  Hurry oh!!!  Before Osisi wakes up!!!

Uche2nna!!! you dey sleep?? This one is for you oh!!! Fresh one!!!

F u up:
acidrop that is d deal!!

There you go PTH!!!

doyin13:
@babeelove

Hypewoman- as you dey hail me everywhere so, dey escalate my rep

@Acidrop

Forget PTH. He cannot be saved. Those of us wey know beauty when we see am don pay our respects.

Pardon my ignorance oh------I jest would like to know ahead of time when I am being "cursed" to prepare an escape route.  Since na so so curse dey come out from una traps!!!!!

PTH has been saved--you should have seen him in his ra-ray days!!!! There is just something about this doyin13 that is very unsettling!!!  It will soon be revealed in due course!!!

debosky:
babeelove have I met you before? You sound strangely familiar

and enough of the oga "Harsenal" thingy, funny, but thats not all i'm about [/b]acid unfortunately you missed the free viewing time, now its pay per view time

[b]You are a rabble rouser!!!!  We know what you can do!!!  Are you not debosky  And your twin brother PTH----those troublesome born-again boys--Na only denex dey miss for here.  But we will settle for doyin!!!  Kolomental guys club!!! Otuwe will be very impressed when she wakes up in the morning.  Thanks to acid----dwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

You are a real dude magnet!! iice rules by day and you rule by night!!!!

doyin13:
BABELOVE

I suppose dey pay you for services rendered as hypewoman.

What is that

grafikdon:
@ Militia, I think simply me used to be Wa _Do_Mi 'cause she was always posting pictures of genitals all over the place.

What are you talkin' about  You mean that "evil twin"

I say Simply_Me na my girl!!!  Even if she slap everyone with Instruments all over Nairaland--no be wetin una like   Me, I like am oh!!! These are teaching tools to make a point clear!!! Please we are all adults oh!!!  Nairaland too big!!!  Everyone can find a comfort zone---even our dear Hero!!!

Simply_Me---I beg fire on with your tutorials jo!!!! he he he he he!!! I dey ya side!!!

babyosisi:
Now I know you are deranged.
Will you take down that picture of your private part,stupid idiot.

I thought I was talking to a human all along.
You need a mental intervention
anuofia nwuru anwu

Osisi baby!!! he he he he he!!!  You know you love area girls on Nairaland.  I can feel it is a sign of love from your end!!!

Gosh I love this creature simply-me!!!!  This is really what Nairaland needs!!!

Sorry oh---my brother Hero.  You don enter wahala for this one oh!!!  These peeps are not playing here to drive home a "cultural" perspective!!!

Chai!!!!  Nairaland!!!

Simply_me!!!  I knew I was going to love you from the very start.  Just have a couple of 'back up" sign on names in case you start seeing those flashing red dots!!!!  Or your computer starts running unusually slow for no reason--even at night!!!  The evil forces are fighting you then!!!

Area!!!  Area!!! Area!!!  Warri no dey carry last!!!

acidrop:
but me i wan c debo own

You miss am!!! How can you have all these almost 10000 posts and you did not see oga "Harsenal's" pic

I think doyin has his lights on to protect his crown from all these encroaching guys!  doyin13 I see you oh!!!  How was the minute maid from Maryland

But skinny!!!

acid,

You sef go trip.  I have seen PTH's too oh!  Make I talk--PTH One of una day climb rope for Olumo rock!!!

debosky:
i wonder who made babeelove the judge here sef,

anyways, before una attack me for being too scared to put up picture, ask those who have seen it.

I no claim fine boy o, but my mama didn't cry when they put me in her arms after delivery

You don watch "harsenal marsh' finish with mukina  I have been trailing you oh!!!  Boy you are so easy to catch!

You know that you are a real bobo!!! The only thing is that you have removed your picture from your profile.  Otuwe for dump "Ommy"!!!

Siena:
Hahahahahaha!!! I doubt it. Besides being engaged, I'm a guy!

Does your "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm" know you spend time charming ladies on Nairaland

You "smooth operator"!!! Or are you looking for "a nigerian" lady too

naijaway:
@sienna, are u Nigerian? If yes, good for your decision because we need that space abeg and u know how we do we can go to england whenever but kudos for your decision to renounce Nigeria and i hope u and your generations never ever return.

Serious bad belle!!!   Siena I think you have just been banished from your father or mother land!  LOL!!! N-a-i-j-a!!!!! Wonders!

Siena:
Hmm, I smell resentment. But no worries, we won't be returning to stay, probably the odd visit, but nothing permanent at all.

Home is where you make it jare!  I am planning to go this Dec---07 Just for a break. In fact already bought ma ticket to avoid last minute financial disasters. Don't like last minute rush-rush business! Have not been since 2005.  If you do not have strong family ties in Nigeria, it makes perfect sense that you are not inclined to visit regularly.  I still have some family over there--and often wondered what would happen if they were not there anymore.

Guess what?  I would visit less often too!  There is really nothing taking you there than but family.  We have a few business "people" who go back and forth.  But it is a choice we all have to make.  The catch about going to Nigeria is that you do not spend more that 2 weeks at any given time if you are visiting. 


By the end of the second week, you are pulling your hair out---when the excitement has died down and the reality of things around you set in.  For the business peeps, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Of course we all know you have to collect payment for your "goods" before you return.  You may find yourself staying in Nigeria for over a year to collect "payment"!!! He he he he he!!!  Nigeria---home sweet home!!!

enitan2002:
i can see that most guys that reply to this thread are simply suffering from infreriority complex, except for doyin13 who still showed a little bit of courage posting fis pix,
common guys lets all put otuwe and her gang to a shame,
u all ready for that?

i guess i will be posting my pix 1st thing tomorrow morning, guess i should be going to bed now

A little courage  The bobo get confidence!!!!  If you gat it, flaunt it!!!  See as im head dey swell up for here.    Even Omarion will be jealous.  At least Doyin did not use any make up yet oh!  Omarion use foundation, lipstick, wax eyebrow, shave nostril hair, and our very own doyin just come with God alone by his side.

You got to give it to doyin of course!  You can imagine doyin under the same clinical conditions as Omarion.  We would have all gone bunkers!!! You go boy!!!!!

@ariblaze

I asked you for clarifications and you were not available for anwers.  Now you say we cannot customize

Which type of selections do you have up there

How can the list be missing Xteristics like "sense of humour" and "hardwork"!!!  You think it is every one that wants a "homely" dude  Please revise your list.  In fact make one column for "born-agains" and make another column for "heathens"!!!

50,000 gbosas for you!!! Chi ching!!!! I knew we had the same umbilical cord!!!! There you go!!!! he he he he he he!!!!

"T" lady!!!! Na wa for you oh!!!! Incognito!!!! I sabi you well well!!!!

dimka:
lol.

And you dimka----

Please spare us some of your posts abeg! I actually missed you and your craziness when I thought you were not around anymore. But please tone down on this "igbo" tin---and your propaganda---please! Please contribute else where with your ability to "provide lengthy infomational theses"--- We need some more information on travel. You have been very helpful posting origins of languages in the culture section. Please do not waste your talent!

Osisi,

you no dey tire for this kain people  It is still a situation of "us" Vs "them" oh!