₦airaland Forum

ugo4u:
It is high time Ishaq Akintola be declared a terrorist. What manner of imbecility and 21st century slavery is this? Just this morning herdsmen killed scores of people in Benue and destroyed properties, yet this "Prof" with an IQ less than the atomic number of hydrogen suddenly becomes numb. Now this shameless religious chauvinist opens his gworo infested mouth to side the government of the day even when it is clear that the issue of security is getting out of hand. Believe you me if nothing is done to MUMURIC they will plunge this nation into a religious war, and I can assure anyone that cares to listen, that this nation will never recover from such.
We should learn from the disaster that has being brought upon Somalia, Syria and the northeastern part of Nigeria
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History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.... #Karl Marx

accolades!!!

bujebudanu1:
The world celebrated and broadcasted royal wedding
How many stations showed alakijas wedding

Don't b a fool

Assin ehn, d OP dey jonz.

OneSentence:
where are all those nl babes that were saying it's OK for her to dump Collins cos she has seen better. some even put up memes of her prayers been answered or something like that...moving from grass to grace and all that nonsense. u think a man who got u cheap, no ring and yet u gave him your most prized asset, you think such a man isn't wise enough to know that u r trash? nina pls move on to the next dic.k, your time with this one is up...he's not the first that has had u and as you've been dumped more will still have u...this is just the average story of the Nigerian girl...one dic.k to another all in the name of bf or getting better...

tho I agree with u dat he got her cheap, and there's no way a real nigger would stay with such a disloyal girl, I do not like d thinking dat sleeping with a guy is giving him her most prized asset; a girl should be able 2 offer much more than sex. Her brain should be more highly prized.

Jodha:
My dear it's better to be a leech than an hipocrite ...

How will yhu date a guy for a year..and he has not mistakenly spent up to 15k on yhu...for any reason...
Someone (a guy for that matter) is coming out to tell us the concrete truth...and yhure here deceiving yhurself...

Yhu better change ...come 2018...

no mind am

Mille:
The fact that you are deeply bothered by a woman who sleeps for 8hrs says a lot about you. If I see your woman today, I will advice her against going into the marriage.

Like seriously? People sleep according to their schedules. If I don't have anything to do on a Saturday or Sunday morning or even free weekdays, coupled with any earlier-in-the-week stress, I can sleep up to 13hrs. The same way I sleep for just 3hrs in weekdays or days where I have earlier schedule.

If she doesn't have anything to do, why wake up so early. Or are you the type who expects a woman to have less sleep or time for herself simply because she is married to you. The one you expect to sleep at 12 midnight and wake up at 4AM.

truth!!!

yeyerolling:
Kin ma gborun iso. Kati kati. Dem go soon tell us to dey chop shit

they already do 4 some illnesses.

dessz:
oyibo no go kill us. dem for kuku tell us make we put nose for partner nyash to "increase" the effect.


oyibo logic be like:

we boiling meat etc,,
them;
Don't boil food,it waste the nutrients which might make u have nutrient deficiency and die

we frying food
them;
Don't fry food it causes high cholesterol And can kill u.
we roasting food:
them;
dont roast,the smoke is unhealthy,it will accumulate carbon and cause cancer which will kill u.
we grilling food,
them;
Don't grill food,the high temperature can produce a substance which alters our DNA and cause cancer which can kill u (its true).

we bcome frustrated,and decide to eat raw food
them;
noooo, dont it harbours parasites and diseases which can kill u.
their logic is really annoying our forefathers have been eating and doing things without a care in the world and they didn't die at all.

lolz, u av everything upside down. U don't cook veggies 4 long, but u cook oda things till they're well cooked, eg, meat. There's a thing called health grill, there's healthy oil 4 frying, there's some food dats better when raw. Whites do research and we should appreciate them 4 it, it's 4 us 2 lead better, healthier lives.

darlenese:



I guess Beyonce doesn't look good that's why JayZ cheated on her . Ode .

no mind d olori buruku!

saintcasmir:
I always hate this kind of rubb#sh reports. While posting pictures in the first place if you know you would blur it out?

I tire o, very nonsense.

GreenMavro:
This is why I just hate Nigerian Movies �‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

The # Nollywood movie am watching right now, A dead guy appeared on his funeral day to attack the guy that killed him but he did not see him, so he (the ghost) decided to sit and wait for him. And do u know what??
The women sharing the jollof rice at the funeral served him too and he is eating... �‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

naija ghosts dey chop o, u know d kind hunger wey dey d land wey naija ghost go reject food!?!

Nigerians, always reacting

Hope they actually av mining rights, cos that's how they caught some illegal ones d oda day.

SalamRushdie:
Buhari has poor choice in everything he does and the appointment of this used tampon of an old hag is one of such poor choices ..This woman irritates me from head to toe Mtcheeew

I dey tell u, I'm so disgusted by her, I can't even describe how much she irritates d hell out of me.

Jskelly11:



Father no wan die on the job oo, He tear 4-40 con still pull cloth run hide in quick time.

Hahaha

Twale for that fast Father.

Sapiosexuality:
That is a bullshit story. Something happened in the morning and the investigation was completed the same morning by the Nigerian Police and I should buy that?

The fact this bullshit was presented as what happened is a problem.

Who presented evidence? Who did the police interrogate to arrive at that conclusion? What investigation was done? The hastiness of this story will baffle anybody who knows how Nigerian Police operate.

I asked d very same question, how come they av an explanation so soon, so easily, and d culprits r very conveniently resident abroad.

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beautifulrosa:
Na wa o!

Life is funny sha. You are all asking him to leave her and run. Am sure if the reverse was the case, the responses wld be different. Instead you ll see comments like:

"men are like that, you must be doing something wrong." "Oh its hard for a man not to succumb to temptation"
"You dont appear sexy enough, thats why your man is cheating on you"

Rubbish!
Oga pls tell me if you have been faithful in all the six years you guys dated.
Oh you are afraid she might eventually become a cheating wife? Are you clean yourself?
And to think all the responses are coming from useless men who disrespect and cheat on thier wives at home.

You dont know if you ll continue to love her afterwards but you would have expected her to forgive you and continue to love you if it happened to be you abi?

Am not justifying her actions but you men (you cheats) should just stop talking rubbish and making it seem so big an offence cos u also do the same. Mtcheeew!

please park well, just give d guy sound advice and don't make it a battle of d sexes. If it were d oda way round, I would give d same advice, 'run 4 ur life'. Is it ryt 4 sm1 2 cheat on a fiance 4 several years, and even up 2 as near as 2 months 2 d wedding It's irritating, whether it's d male or d female. So, pls stop making unfounded generalisations and assumptions, and stop making everything a battle between man and woman.

listenersky:
I just discovered my fiancee has been cheating on me. I discovered the chats she had with a married elderly man ,she initially denied it but she confessed after I showed her the evidence i had. We have been dating for six years and we did our intro early this year. We have picked the date of our wedding which is in few weeks time. People have been invited.

Her relationship with this elderly man didn't start now, she made me to understand that it has been going on for years. Now she has been begging me to forgive her and not put her to shame because PEOPLE are already looking forward to our wedding day.

Wedding preparations already in place. Infact preparations already 80% done. I'm really in a state of confusion right now because I don't know if I should go ahead with the wedding out of pity. And I am also scared that if I marry her out of pity, I might not love her the way I should as the thought of her being unfaithful over the years will never leave my head And how am I sure she's not cheating with more than one man?

Pls nairalanders, matured advice needed at this time.

I don't want 2 insult any1, but dat ur fiancee is mad. Put her 2 shame!? Seriously?! She's d one who put herself 2 shame, and she's been putting u 2 shame 2. Do u know what it means All those years, cheating on u?!! What if she had infected u?!? And a married man at that! Please, run 4 ur life. If u explain 2 ur family, I'm sure they'll even tell u 2 run. Please don't enter marriage because of what ppl will say. Marry 4 ur own happiness. This girl just wants 2 get married and bear 'mrs', she doesn't love u, and she'll cheat on u after d wedding.

jokepearl:
1st, pregnancy date is counted from the day of your last period not the day you conceived.

So if your wife period started May 12th, then she is almost 7weeks pregnant.

2nd, Scan uses the size of the baby at a time to predict the age, this may change and vary everytime a scan done. Also big babies appear older with a scan.

So relax

how can her period start on may 12, and she is already past 7 weeks?? Besides, doctors tell patients 2 do an early pregnancy scan 4 accurate dates, this scan is early, and should be taken as accurate. Ur theory of big babies comes much later in the pregnancy.

Franky826:


lol bro relax till the baby is born. even though stories cannot be same but...

exactly same thing happened to my eldest brother and his wife. though he doubted the paternity of the child due to the timing of the pregnancy relative to when they had intimacy. bro nothing added up.
he doubted till he let my mum privy on the matter. as oldie with experience mum told him to relax. August 4th 2 years ago baby boy show.

1. Boy had a mismatch on his hairline in same position exactly like my brother

2. Boy didn't start talking on time exactly like my brother

3. boy snores in same pattern exactly like my brother

Now when you ask my brother if he needs to do a DNA test he will even slap you join

boy has hairline... y'all just deceiving urselves. When u av facts, u don't need hairlines and speech difficulties. D ideal thing is 2 do a DNA test, not 2 bring a whole load of crappy sentiment.

I also heard of ppl doing POP yl being abroad sef, it's all about settling and knowing ur way around nysc. I advise dat u don't miss out on d masters sha, if u don't feel like doing mago mago, u can always do it later.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Lol.

One fish brain up there forgave a cheater because he is a treasure. A treasure that doesnt treasure you enough, to go treasure another girl?

what an idiot![/color]

my dear, anoda fish brain there said that d person who tells her should find her anoda person, and dat ppl cheat because u r not d perfect partner, like seriously?!? What a dunce!

RichDad1:
mtshewww, I was thinking it was something relevant..




anyone else with the initial thought of it being one of these Unity estate in lagos?

thot so 2 o!

EvilMetahuman:
rain causes flood, floods =natural disaster.

Go to school, una no go go.

if u r even listening 2 urself, or if u read d article, it said a day of rainfall, if d drainage was working well, it won't lead 2 dis flood. Na 40days rain?! D fact is things don't work well here, and what whites call natural disaster is smthin so massive dat it can't be contained. A simply good drainage would av prevented this, so I didn't expect u 2 criticise d person who pointed out dat it's due 2 lack of a proper drainage, and then saying it's a natural disaster; sounds like what our failed ministers would say.

EvilMetahuman:
which drainage can hold flood?

Even most advanced country doesn't have control over flood or any natural disaster, they only manage it well.

so rain now has turned 2 natural disaster?! Olodo. Only in Naija!

Lexusgs430:
Those thieves are baddos. They used your money to pay you tithe.........

But d fan is ryt, we don't hear any oda beat from rundown again, lol.

teamsynergy:
judge Washington..... weldone

una no dey like truth na. It's not just d girl who's at fault.

elganzar:
hehehehehe, Oduduwa nation on my mind....the name sucks


Germany, France, England, Biafra, Israel, O_d_u_du_wa

they'll probably call it Oduds BTW, thot it funny, but u r in d wrong thread.

OP, if u weren't thinking abt it, u wouldn't come here and post it. Y didn't u cut communication with her when she started bringing leg. D past should stay in d past. If u love urself, ur wife, and ur family, u'll end all communication with ur ex ryt now and face ur life. Modified: face ur life and move on, single or not.

OP, if u weren't thinking abt it, u wouldn't come here and post it. Y didn't u cut communication with her when she started bringing leg. D past should stay in d past. If u love urself, ur wife, and ur family, u'll end all communication with ur ex ryt now and face ur life.

ZarZar:
Lol, your life, your call. In this world of AIDS, I think that rule should be a rule of thumb because it takes only one stupid mistake like that, for your life to be dependant on a cocktail of pills. I once saw the amount of pills an HIV+ person takes per day & I almost gagged. One was almost as big as my thumb & you have to either break it or crush it for it to be ingested successfully. Who wants to go through that because of someone else's "mistake"? I know I don't. If a person can't keep his dick in his pants, then he gots to go. Finito.

I dey feel u. It's so easy 4 guys 2 be all '4give me, boo hoo hoo', but they don't think of dat, and most times if d tables are turned they wouldn't forgive d girl.