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[quote author=burkingx post=58289920][/quote]Car jam you?

Why she no go look gorgeous??After Tati Billion for the Acct.... Awon_Oloriburuku

Benita27:
Imagine the nonsense he wrote. "Hailey ready for dem". Who are the dem?, I guess Naija boys.

naija boys koor Ekiti Ladies nii....
Koboko fall on u

See as their two Resemble Haemaphrodites.....









Lol

Prettythicksmi:
22times

Aunty nah so u Drop d Lie Gbamm!!I hail ooo

Opistorincos:
whats the main point of this argument? How will knowing this strengthen thr naira against dollar?

O su mi ooo

Dem dey Front of magazine,nd me I dey Front of my Papa house,so Wetin be wahala

condomuser:
Vagina fluid. Aka OMI Obo, mmiri otu.

Ur Medulla has Departed frm....(fill in the gap)

NwaAmaikpe:

I use saliva and used sanitary pad

In every Sensible Community,there must be a Dullard..with due respect,I think U're the one....Smh

The Transparent Pearphone is a special phone made for Nickeleodeon movies, e.g Henry Danger, Icarly and others, by the Pear Company.

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Although the phone isn't real but the manufacturers are working hard in bringing it to a reality...
It has common features just like a normal iPhone, has up to 65gb space for memory slot, it is said to cost up to $25--$30. It comes in a shape of a pear and a normal iPhone. A lot of other accessories made by the same manufacturer include Pearpods, ipear, Pearbooks just like a normal HP Notebook and OS. It comes in different colours of blue, black, yellow, red, and gold.

lf the manufacturers could succeed in bringing it to reality, then I bet with you it will sell more than any other phone on Earth and its popularity will be exceptional. The Transparent Pearphone, A Future Enhancement.

Hi

A Nigerian father and His son Were in a Plane,Heading to America...while on Board they had a Technical Problem Nd The Pilot Said::::
Pilot:We are Losing Latitude and We need to Throwout some Luggages...
"They did so but they kept Coming Down"..Then the Pilot Said:we all need to Throwout all our Belongings,So we can regain Latitude.....They did that Also,But all to no Avail,They kept Falling...Then the Pilot later came and said""Despite all We have done,we can't still Sort things Out,So I think we need to Throwout Some People....So to Justify This,We will do it Alphabetically....Then HE BEGINS
A":Any AfricansNobody Answers
B":Any BlackieNo Response
C"Any Coloured??Nobody moves
D":Any Darkie??No One signify
Then the Nigerian boy goes to his Father and Asked"Daddy,What are We?".......
Then the man Answered,My Son,Tonight We are Z":ZOMBIES

Smh...If u see Hw Saraki was Smiling when Osinbajo was signing the Budget...He be Like"Chai,Money don Come oo"

Penalty By Small Doctor is a song I found most interesting sInce the guy has been in the Music industry....My first time listening to the Music was at a Barber's Shop....Although I didn't know the Title,But You know Google Nah,As I type Small Doctor like it just Uses Auto Complete and Brought out Small Doctor Penalty,i was like I don't mind Wasting my Data on this One...Now the Music is Trending on My Phone..Lol......."Awon girls ti wo le,won tun gbe Waterbottle won Dani"

sinaj:
I dey wait for dollar to come down o!

Really??..Am a Bureau de Change ooo

auntysimbiat:
WOW..SO COOL

Yeah,On the Wavy Level

sinaj:
Most beautiful?
She is just there abeg.

If U no fine,Go buy MARY K nah

This Boko's doesn't want to exhibit a Common sense....The ISIS are doin their own Boko sef they their own....if I sabi travel go space make I go Live for Jupiter oo jharee

Pls as a Jambite,willing to gain admission this year,I will to have a little experience about the New Life ahead of me...Some people always tell me that,the University is nt for small children(Whereas I will be 17 in October)With all this and That,they are already creating a Sense of Fear in me...So I decided to hear from You that are more Experienced....Thank you as you Help a Broda

Realkenny:
shut up maggot..bastard idiot

Ohh,its painful right??Bleep ur pudding

Realkenny:
you are so stupid, looking for someone to exchange words with go and meet ur dad

well,its obvious that you might be an Orphan...Handsome Scallywag

See their faces and The Bullets!,If those ones enter perssin bodi,nah Die hard

NwaAmaikpe:
So cheap....na wa.....



That girl worth's more than 150k

U NO GET SENSE OO,So if it was u,Hw much will u bargain??Maybe u should sell ur Sista nd comeback to tell me Hw much u Sold her.......
YOUR DISPLEASURE IS MY PLEASURE...

MysteriousAnn:
The guy is a slowpoke! If I had the power to disappear, even Nigeria economy go feel me!

Ehhnnn Ehn,?Nah ur type EFCC dey find

Papiikush:
See as babe set. Just look at the simplicity of the wedding. I bet those in attendance are not more than 40

Here in Nigeria, a broke ass Nigga will wanna have a flamboyant wedding then run into debts

THE GUY WILL BE LIKE----jESUS Iya mi Je Gbese !

Papiikush:
Nobody is ugly, you are just broke

InFact everybody nah Slay product

soberdrunk:
Nigeria sha!! We just like to 'Hype' irrelevant things, something Ordinary infrared thermometers will do, malaria that is killing children everyday them nor fit eradicate that one...

WHERE UR OWN INVENTION??ehnn?Smh

Realkenny:
see English...how God wan take understand You

HOW CAN U SAY SUCH TO A FELLOW BEING??U'RE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY joor

You pple are Wukied oo,see Hw u kill it for im Mamma? You pple are Wukied oo,see Hw u kill it for im Mamma?