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Bobotic:
But I Thought He Was The One That Sang “#FEM”

“#FEM“ means dont makes noise nah

Better use your upper. Same person wey sing Mafo na e sing Japa.

Among Us

Giving me serious trust issues. Kudos to whoever thought of the game, absolute genius.

Skyrocket1:
Well that's obviously a lie from the account holder. Tell your friend to go open a bank account so that she can be receiving money directly, if not, she will keep getting ripped off.

You sure there's no explanation for why it could be 180? The person is a trusted family member.

And any idea what the rate is in Nigeria not the one on Google.

My friend's uncle sent some money to her from Australia using transfer. She didn't have an account to receive it on so she had to use someone else's here in Nigeria. The person later transferred a meagre amount to her and said Australia dollar rate is 180 per dollar. How true is this We googled it and it says 277 per dollar. What could be going on?

byrron:
When an entire team retreats to it own half from the blast of the whistle and stays there for 90 minutes while hoping to catch it's opponent in counter attack while leaving just a lone striker up-front, that is the definition of packing the bus and there is no other terminology to disguise this ill-fated cowdice of a tactics.

that's what it'll look like because the speed and quality of ball moving from defence to attack is complete shiite. The main tool Ziyech is missing. No creative freedom, no focus play. Pulisic's pace too is needed.

Wordson:
don't mind dat guy.. Ass-anal my foot.. dis was exactly what happened last season when dey won dir first 2 matches but met dir demise at Anfield 3-1.
It's just going to be a repetition as usual

Can't be too sure about winning Arsenal these days. Only way I can be sure is if Klopp is giving a midfield of Thiago, Keita and Henderson with a False 9 Bobby serious training drills on how to break defence through the middle and not always waiting for a Trent or Robbo cross. If because Kepa and Jorginho handed us a win today we think we're good to go na lie o. The chances we created were not clear cut at all and Arsenal maintain a very annoying low line of defense worse than Chelsea and they do it very well. West Ham probably had to play the same formation as Arsenal because they didn't know what to do so I really hope I see a different Liverpool next week Monday. It's humiliating losing to Arsenal.

byrron:
If timo had scored today and we still played so badly then there wouldn't be any cause for celebration from my end since I was also very critical of our first game even though we won but it felt like a loss to me because the result wasn't a true reflection of what we played and today's defeat should have been the second and celebrating our first victory would have amounted to being delusional on my part because we where very abysimal.

I didn't expect us to play so purposelessly and parking the bus immediately the game started was so disgusting to watch and we did same BS on our first game with a championship team that just got promoted which means that Lampard spent close to 300 million pounds on players just to pack the bus? Thats unforgiveable

I don't think you understand fully what tactic Lampard is using that's why you're getting mad. He isn't parking the bus, he's just playing a low defensive line. Arteta is currently playing that. Madrid also use to play that when Ronaldo, Di Maria and Ozil were blazing. It's a long ball counter strategy. Long ball counter will make your team appear like it's playing shitee but if they get it right you'll score alot of goals. Similar to how Spurs attack looked today. It's both basic and genius actually with players like Pulisic and Werner to run in behind the defence with mad pace and Havertz and Ziyech to whip those pin point crosses, it'll work fantastically BUT it takes time to perfect it and they all need to play at the same time. Can't have quality players injured and expect Mount to position like Pulisic or Kante to cross or have vision like Ziyech. It's just Chelsea's bad luck lol.

JastSiryin:
But let's be honest... They actually looked good before the red card

I agree with you. They did in the defence and midfield but going front Chelsea had no chemistry hence, no shots on target in first half. But it was only a matter of time. Even without the red card, Mane would have definitely gotten to that ball first and finished off. Liverpool's second goal, that build up, even a team of 15 will not stop that. It was just too gravy.
Liverpool too still have some work to do upfront. That 17/18 front 3 that dazzled haven't found their rhythm yet. And now that we have Thiago, we should build the squad(midfield) around him. That means taking off Wijnaldum. He's too unintelligent to play beside Thiago. Our focus should be Thiago, Keita and Firmino. Training drills on 1-2 passes. Something like a mini tiki taka between the 3 of them and allow Firmino to drop deep more in False 9 or permanently play CAM in a 4-2-3-1 with Jota upfront. With this squad depth, I think we can go ahead to grab the treble

dingbang:
update

I am chatting with a logistics guy from China right now. My cousin who is into importation biz recommended him to me.bWill give you feedback on our discussion.

Any luck??

MarrisManah:
Please how much is the price for 24/7 light...? We want to know.

The guy na villager just dey ask stupid questions. I'm currently paying for 24/7 light in Lagos.

dingbang:
update

I am chatting with a logistics guy from China right now. My cousin who is into importation biz recommended him to me.bWill give you feedback on our discussion.

Ok. I thought of getting it from AliExpress but I want it done b4 next weekend but lmk what the china logistics would be like.

dingbang:
Me too, i am interested

I actually found someone from jiji but he had them in big sizes only and quite expensive.

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Looking for neon signs like the one below. I'm very interested.

verminnel:
Ekuke

Corgis na the cousin of Ekukes. They left Nigeria to study in Wales in 1771. Never came back. Our Ekuke con swear for them say them no go ever tall.

DarkGamer:
It's fake dude.

Yeah even the one on skidrow is fake.

If one wants to pay for it on steam, the cards they're requesting for are not in Nigeria

For the 60th time KLOPP!! STOP PLAYING Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in the midfield. He hasn't proved himself worthy of playing that role. It's a slap on Keita's face starting Chamberlain ahead.

Infact, I'd say Chamberlain is the cause of tonight's loss. His dilly-dallying in the midfield killed the morale of the entire team.

I'm a Liverpool fan and I often wonder how we won the championship league. The players show zero class sometimes.

Angelfrost:
Well, he probably just heard you... Firmino and Wijnaldum in! Clueless Belgian out!

Maybe I should take charge of Liverpool instead of Klopp

Let's go! We should get 2 more goals in this game.

Angelfrost:
Well, he probably just heard you... Firmino and Wijnaldum in! Clueless Belgian out!

Haha thank God! Klopp loses confidence in his own tactics. I think Klopp got thrown off by the 4-0 to Man City. That one was a little bit of the players' fault. I still see it in their play. They keep passing like their legs are shaky lol.

Angelfrost:
I agree with a lot of what you said, but vehemently disagree with the part about a creative midfielder.

As football advances, you can't keep winning games by huffing and whizzing via the wings, or genius counters. Teams will neutralize them.

A fluid and distributing midfield will keep your attacking players at ease and dangerous.

I totally see your point. We desperately need a creative midfielder especially when the opponent is parking the bus but it's also a loophole because the whole gen gen pressing wouldn't be as sharp as now.
Now, see what I'm saying. He's playing gen gen pressing but he's playing Chamberlain and Origi. Ofcourse there'd be a lot of silly fouls.
Play Gini and Bobby and tell Bobby to ask for ball to feet. I even believe Minamino can do this better as a False 9.
Not saying Klopp is clueless but he might be making mistakes right now.

Babaj145:
Calm down bro..you guys have already won the league..

I'm not furious lol. It's just so cringy watching professionals play this way.

Angelfrost:
Can't be all Klopp's fault tbh...

We all know what is missing in that team, has been missing for a while now! The very piece of magic currently making Solsjkaer look like a coaching genius: Creativity in the middle.

Not much to be done now... They should sort themselves out in the transfer window.

I understand what you're saying but there are some little blemishes in the tactics that makes the team look ridiculous. Start of the season he'd instruct Firmino to play false 9 and you'd see Firmino immediately drop deep, look forward trying to start up play whenever he received the ball. That was very key to our play. All of a sudden he stopped. Now, Firmino too dey pass back like Chamberlain. Someone has to take risky passes. I see Chamberlain trying but his awareness and passes are too poor. He doesn't even make firm tackles that can lead to attack. He can never play that role. I even thought that was why he got Minamino to fill Firmino's shoes. We've won numerous matches creatively without a creative midfielder but instructions is key.

What is Origi? What are his perks? His he a target man? Does he poach? Origi is the kind of player you call just so that your team is complete to play against another team.

It'll be a shame not to hit 100+ points while not playing for other cups.

No one understands Klopp. His choice of player's roles is quite ridiculous. First of all, stop playing Chamberlain in the centre. He has never proved himself worthy of that role. Chamberlain doesn't even know how to start up a play and lacks awareness. And his tackling is zero. Play this man as a sub for Mane on the wing.

Secondly, stop starting Origi. Origi isn't really a football player that's passionate about his career.

And I noticed Klopp's not telling Salah and Mane to drop deep to start up play. How the hell are they going open up spaces to create chances then?

This team is irritating to watch. Klopp makes all these choices that just make you cringe so hard.

Sold

deenawe:
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My man, if you mean you are in Abeokuta, I doubt if I can go all the way there my man. If we can meet in ojodu or Berger at an eatery for sure I can drop maybe 5k to copy the 100gb files.

Are you saying you can copy the 100gb files from someone else and actually do the verification and it won't give an error that you didn't download it yourself?

Rotjijatau:
This corona break has given room for creativity, this is what my kid brother constructed using car tires.

Good job. Tell him to paint the tyres to give it a different touch.

tsmith:
Register for classes or fun sessions that will bring you in regular and close contact with the opposite sex. Salsa or a dance class comes to.mind.... you'd be learning something new and getting interactive sessions with women which can help you build up your confidence, ad get you comfortable with women. Depending on where you live there are salsa classes almost every night in places like the island, surulere and ikeja

What? Lmao! What in the world are you even talking about!! You're probably a denying masturbator who thinks the world works like in the movies and hopes he'll one day wake up, and like magic be dramatic but eventually join a dance class and Bleep all the dance girls. Lmao!

kalufelix:
Follow the urge ..how long do you intend to be on celibacy...learn with olosho na human beings them be ..it should be easier for you .... (i am not talking about the shagging part) from there you will see yourself interacting with the opp sex ...One month is too delicate to start celebrating...If you ever relapse you'd wish you never stopped...wanking is just a pseudo sex...the only true remedy is the real sex which is an exchange of energy rather than a waste of energy...

You're a true king!! I told him pretty much the same thing.

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

Brother, the problem is not even masturbating or anything you're thinking, it's just that we're in 2020.
Have you thought about it this way? Why didn't any girl try to have sex with you? I'm very sure if a girl texted you and she told you she was interested in you, all these wouldn't have gone down this way. Why didn't a girl make a move on you when it's not that you're a goat? Even ugly girls! Don't they get hoorrrnnyy? Open your mind!

NIGERIAN WOMEN are the problem. Most Nigerian women/ young girls' pussssays are so dried out from poverty or the fear of it. You probably tried to hit on one or two girls subtly but they didn't give a rats ass to follow up because you're either not rich enough or wearing fake balanciaga to please their dirty retarded taste.

Leave your life bro. Make money. A lot of it! And travel out. White girls will love you for just being able to smile but for now jerk off if you wanna but make sure you're working really really hard and getting rich at the same time. Love? Love doesn't exist in Nigeria lmao. Girls would have loved you for being you if it really existed. What Nigerian girls love the most is security and I don't blame them! Their forefathers are poverty stricken from years of Obasanjo looting... so just do you... literally. And enjoy your life!

jeff1607:
work in my country called Nigeria?


Hell no

Nigerian girls don't even reply dms anymore

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

You can still delete it