₦airaland Forum

TDonald:
Pun intended

Nicee

TDonald:
Congratulations on your Landmark achievement

Was that pun intended cos she's at Landmark beach?

campbell118:
The truth is we are being figured out esp by teams that sit so deep.Almost all teams have had a back 5 or 6 against us reapeatedly this season

I see it too! But Klopp has tried to bring in creative playmakers like Lallana, Jones and Minamino into the equation but it's not working and I'm not surprised because Lallana isn't what he used to be, Minamino is still adapting and Jones is not first team material tbh. Playing possessive football in the center is not our strongest suit for now so what I hope Klopp plays is Wijnaldum as our defensive midfielder, Ox and Keita/Milner in the center to make play fluid yet defensive until Fabinho and Hendo are back and NEVER LEAVE TRENT OUT OF THE STARTING LINE UP EVER!

Also, it's not the first time a team will park the bus against us. We can only hope and pray that Henderson, Fab and Wijnaldum and our front trio get their form back so we can give Atletico the full package. I strongly believe that no parked bus or airplane can stop prime Liverpool!

TheMainMan:
I will take all this losses in as much we win atletico

We desperately need Henderson to even stand a chance. Also gotta beat Bournemouth by atleast 2 goals margin without conceding to build morale.

And lastly somebody tell Klopp to bring back Firmino False 9. We need him to drop back, pick up the ball to create space!

Bervelyhillz:
This is a bit long but please bear with me.

I’ve been married to my amazingly beautiful wife for 3 years. The problem is she is very shy around me but at the same time seems to try to secretly please me constantly. It leaves me feeling guilty and I’m not sure of what to do next.

Backstory:

I met her through my mom. My MIL and my mom are childhood friends who grew up together. I never met her at the time since I lived in the US while She was in Nigeria. When I was 20 I saw her in a family friend’s wedding album. I was floored and my eyes were watering. She was the most attractive girl I had ever seen.

I figured out her FB and messaged her since I didn't want to initiate contact through our moms. I struck up a conversation. I soon realized that my mom fed info about me to my MIL which in turn got fed to her , so she already knew a fair bit about me. We chatted constantly, met up on my vacation to Nigeria , and hung out together every day. I learn she is still a virgin saving herself for marriage. I was still one too, mostly because A) I was chubby most of my life and didn't dare go near girls in that state and B) when I did start getting more fit, I already fell in love with her and it felt wrong dating at the same time. So yeah we had that in common.

Skipping ahead again to three years ago when I graduated from grad school. We met up a handful of times more, and things were awesome. She was outgoing with me, giggling over almost nothing and general silliness. We never did anything sexual, but we were intimate enough and honestly seeing her gave me goosebumps, so it wasn't on my mind. On one visit to Nigeria, she brought up the topic of marriage in a joking manner, something about how our mom's always planned it. I jokingly replied that I would be happy to marry her, then she got all serious and asked if I was for real. I said yes and, well, the rest is history.

The problem:

We had our wedding in Nigeria and, after the papers got sorted, she moved to the US to live with me. The first few months were interesting. She knows English pretty well and she majored in her native language, so she looked for translation jobs. She never got replies from employers, so I was getting a little suspicious, especially since she was an honors student at a pretty high ranking international university. I found out that she wasn't actually sending the applications out. I bring this up gently with her, and she starts tearing a bit telling me she wants to be a stay at home wife and that she didn't think I would be proud of her if she didn't get a real job. She says she was going to tell me soon, which I believe because I found a recent word document in our computer that was basically a draft of the speech she was going to give me. I don't mind her staying at home as I bring in enough money for the both of us and she is a really good cook.

This prompted me to sit down with her and figure out where our communication is breaking down. After a bunch of long discussions about this, I felt we were on the same page. She was still growing more timid around me and didn't start conversations easily with me, but she always seemed happy. I stepped up my displays of affection, showering her with compliments, hugs, and kisses. I would often catch her staring at me (usually while we ate), to which she would get red-faced and look away quickly. It’s been 3 years now and still does the smiling stare, except now she doesn’t look away when I catch her. The conversation starting has gotten a bit better, but nowhere near pre-marriage. While she always had this quiet peacefulness to her, I noticed she is intentionally not doing things that might get me worked up. Examples being: discussing politics (we have the same views), discussing my work problems, discussing anything philosophical in nature, etc. She will respond if I start, but she doesn’t take the initiative like before. I really miss that.

The sex is...interesting? As I said before, I didn't have any prior experience so I can't judge her, but she just lays on the bed and doesn’t move until I suggest to. She never initiates but never declines. I try to make it about her more often than not, but if I’m looking for feedback she quietly agrees with whatever I'm doing. After we finish, she lays in the same position looking at me, sometimes smiling, sometimes teary-eyed. I take it she likes it, but then again she never likes to talk about sex. From what I gather in our pre-marriage talks, she doesn't have any negative views on it and it wasn't shunned by her parents, it's just that she is shy. She doesn't like me seeing her naked even though I do (ha ha...:/ ). She is…shy very well proportioned…and I tell her how it is so she shouldn’t feel self-conscious. But she still covers up outside of sex.

Another issue is fitness: I work out constantly at home or in the park (calisthenics) and I invite her to join but she politely declines. She runs almost every morning so I thought maybe she gets enough from that. But I have noticed that my weight backpack at home is sometimes at a different weight than when I left it. I have also noticed She has made some serious butt/thigh gains which really stand out on her thin frame. When I ask if she is doing anything differently, she says “maybe it’s the running” then changes the subject. I don’t understand why she is working out in secret. This is most likely my fault though since I used to try and tease her into working out with me; I made a silly remark about how squatting/ham-raises will put more meat on her legs.

Conclusion:

Guys and gals, I need help. I love my wife dearly. She is funnier than any comedian, more disciplined than any soldier, and more beautiful than any celebrity. But she is making me feel weird by trying to secretly improve herself based on my preferences. Her shyness around me is awkward and I want a return to the easy-going pre-marriage . Has anyone had experience with this?

Also: she has made many friends here and still is in contact with a few back home. However she doesn't seem excited to be around them as much as when I offer to go out with her. She's always offers to cancel plans to stay in with me or go for a walk. I thought she might be depressed, but she is super cheerful even when she doesn't know I'm around.

Lies

crazygod:
Well we had a very good ride. We need this wake up call. We've been too complacent. Hope we get back our brilliant form again and very soon too before we meet Athletico.
#YNWA
#RedsForLife

I'm a Liverpool fan but we can never win Atletico at Anfield on God. We'll win the premier league for sure but definitely not winning Atletico. Watford used the same Atletico tactics on us and we failed to switch up that our outdated wing to wing football and find space in the center. But another important thing I noticed is that Firmino has been failing to come out and pick the ball to create space for the past 5 games. I don't know if it's Klopp neglecting his own False 9 or Bobby. That use to be very key in creating spaces! Why did he stop?

Solomon8144:
Hahahahaha

Never been this happy all my life

I'm giving 5k to the first 5 people to drop their bank details immediately the final whistle is blown , if Liverpool lose today

Hope you have your loved ones around you. You might actually commit suicide tonight.

kowalsky:
Pro tip. If a girl visits you and fvcking is on the agenda never make the first move.

If she really wants to fvck she'll give a definitive sign.

If she's caught in between two minds and doesn't make the move, dont as well. Show her that you can do without her body.
Trust me when next she comes she'll be the one offering you everything on a plate.

There's a reason girls fall for guys who don't give two fvcks about them whilst friendzoning the guy that will literally kill for them.

This logic extends to sex too. Act like you don't want it and you'll get it. Act desperate and dissapointment awaits you.

Nope! It doesn't work. You better take your chances and atleast know what's up. If she wants, she'll ask you to continue and if she says no, back up.

It's worse when you don't even try at all cos that's when you'll see texts like "I was so wet dripping from my labia to my nyash and you didn't touch me" my niggi you no go sleep well that night and she'll never come visit ever again! Writing from experience!

Rarefayol:
She said she will pass the night nd go the next morning, but I have to send her Tfare wic I did.... So she finally came... that night and stood in front of me changing her clothes... Mehn I was like everytin don sup for me oo.. After changing her clothes, I got her sometin to eat... Wen we lay on bed I took move, she decline... I was surprise how would she possibly decline nd she was supposed to go back the next morning...

I persisted but she insisted that she's not running away I should chill until later in the mid night.... Lol I swear I was awake from 11pm to 3:30am I was hard already after seeing her naked early... Around 3:30am or so I took a move again she decline.... I took move again nd she stood up nd grabbed her bag nd ask me to open the door, I did... I was like weytin dey worry diz one... Boom she headed for the gate outside... nd I left my room rushed out to meet her outside, so I can help her open the gate, I know she won't be able to open it. That was how she left

Why are Nigerian girls so stiff and pussy dried?

Okpa042:
Noice

Noice

Astark:
that's why Messi always remain the best and the media will always love him.

In 2018 season
He won European golden boot
Most assists
Playmaker award
Picchi award
La Liga
Spanish super cup
Copa del Rey
Copa de classico
The most freekicks goals
The most motm awards

Yet he came fifth you didn't see him crying or any of his family members wailing.

Ronaldo was outscored in Seria a
He isn't even the best forward in Juventus
He's the worst freekicks taker in Seria a
Bernado Silva was the best player in nation's league, he ghosted.
Juventus has won Seria a 7 years in a row without him.

Yet he came 3rd despite that see all wailing and crying

And he didn't even show up for the event

Freehuman:
Modric used iPhone 5 when there was iPhone X last year. Drogba uses iPhone 6.

Regina don go Marry her grand papa make she for follow buy iPhone 11.

Surprisingly , a person living in Nigeria cannot use all the features of even iPhone 7 because it's irrelevant to the Nigerian networking system.

They just buy it so that they won't put it in their pocket or so that their Twitter posts will read "... from iPhone"
***********************
Everyone talking "phone freak" below pretend they don't understand the Nigerian situation. Wetin average Nigerian babe wey dey kill her guy for the latest iPhone dey carry phone do than to post on Instagram and Twitter , chat on WhatsApp and take pictures under the sun and caption it "sun kissed".

If the thing climb her head she carry am record as she dey shake Nyash or sex tape.

Their father .

If girls really had sense and say they even wanna be trendy and act like a slayqueen instead buying an iPhone X, they would buy Sony/Canon Cameras with better MPs and an iPhone 6 or something. That's how you'd know an intelligent girl.

They think from their cliits

purples25:
Just two drawings.... I have other threads where I've shown my drawings so, I'll just keep adding new ones here.

The second one looks a bit like you lol. I like it.

Random Admirer

Joshmodest:
He should beg Nickelodeon to put him on sponge Bob square pants ....
Jenifa diary , is a bit too high for his intellect !!

Spongebob show is too high for both you and Jenifa diary's intellect.

$60 Xbox Live Gold gift card available. Quote me if interested

How come no picturea so one can see the condition it's in[/quote]

Hhh

Conner44:
ahn ahn bail condition can’t be met

Just common N150million from his personal account and another small N100million from two people willing to vouch for him?

a whole presidential aspirant like Sowore

He's not one of your Tin gods. He's not a thief like Obasanjo and Tinubu. He's a common man like me and you. His vouchers are also the common man like me and you. The rich people make Tinubu n Obasanjo their tin gods but because of foolishness, some common men go ahead and support them resulting in a paradigm shift in the balance of order.

Zdoh legit!!!

Best PayPal buyer on NL.

Hello! I have $145 PayPal fnf available for sale. I'd prefer USA account to sell to.

Aidejay:
*Instagram Rich List 2019�: Kylie Jenner, Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez� Earn Big Money for Sponsored Posts*

The 2019 Instagram Rich List has just been revealed and Kylie Jenner has broken her own record with a staggeringly high estimated fee for every sponsored post.

After dominating the list last year, Jenner has retained her crown and increased her own Instagram post value.

The list, compiled by Instagram scheduling tool HopperHQ, reveals that a single sponsored post on Jenner’s Instagram is estimated to cost $1.266 million - up from her estimated cost last year of $1 million, a surge of 27%. While valuable, Jenner’s sponsored posts are rare since the billionaire now spends most of her time promoting her own businesses, Kylie Skin and Kylie Cosmetics.

Check out the list of top earning celebrities who made it to the top 100 of Instagram Rich List 2019:

NAME / LOCATION / FOLLOWERS / COST PER POST

1 Kylie Jenner USA 139,226,677 1,266,000
2 Ariana Grande USA 158,417,760 996,000
3 Cristiano Ronaldo Europe,172,803,418 975,000
4 Kim Kardashian USA 142,671,156 910,000
5 Selena Gomez USA 152,774,303 886,000
6 Dwayne Johnson USA 147,838,634 882,000
7 Beyonce Knowles USA 128,885,800 785,000
8 Taylor Swift USA 118,988,437 748,000
9 Neymar da Silva Santos Junior South America 121,414,052 722,000
10 Justin Bieber USA 114,473,125 722,000
11 Nicki Minaj USA 103,409,270 651,000
12 Kendal Jenner USA 112,905,386 611,000
13 Khloe Kardashian USA 95,541,120 598,000
14 Kevin Hart USA 76,229,723 480,000
15 Demi Lovato USA 72,858,509 458,000
16 Priyanka Chopra Asia 43,038,343 271,000
17 Raditya Dika Asia 13,293,760 83,600
18 Davido Adeleke Africa 11,766,317 74,000
19 Davika Hoorne Asia 9,248,609 58,200
20 Funke Akindele Bello Africa 8,026,389 50,500
21 Ayodeji Balogun Africa 7,891,189 49,700
22 Tiwa Savage Africa 7,508,421 47,200
23 Preechaya Pongthananikorn Asia 2,496,505 15,700
24 Wanida Termthanaporn Asia 1,670,450 10,600
25 Guan Hong Asia 1,210,718 7,700
26 Pimpatchara Vajrasevee Asia 970,204 6,100

*******

Nairaland cannot be taken serious anymore. You made this list out of self pleasure without any intention of making the front page but the mods who seem to be on vacay did you a solid meanwhile ruining Seun's business.

Cc : Seun

This is fake edited news.

Lazyreporta:
Click on it and you will be taken to a page to provide details as shown below

Hello! Do you buy PayPal?

mrjaydee:
Den go knack your toto tire

Seems she's ready for that already. Check her profile pic.

Hantonia:
you can't blame ladies who can't express their feelings they tink wat if I get turned down

Men that are doing it don't have two heads ma'am

MrWTF:
.

Be like say these people all dey into block moulding business

I'm on your side brother. Residential areas should be free from such kind of noises. You can report to your local chairman, whose son is probably the owner of the block business.
Welcome to Nigeria.

BUSHHUNTER:
Neymar and Pogba are just two overrated expensive shlt!

Neymar can never be overated. Pogba is overated but not Neymar.

Ajoboss:
Iwobi still better Dan Mikel in dat 10

X100 better than Mikel Slowbi

Liliyann:
I used to crush on this guy till he lost recently and he crushed my crushing

Why did God make Nigerian girls like this?
Ladies, give me information that I don't know. Tell me details about his matches and what you think about it. Be informed too. Surprise me.

Don't be ordinary. I can see through you and all you ever think of. Money, hair, your mama and papa, your younger ones, husband, photos and food. I'm not saying these are bad but widen your horizon please.

When you watch a movie, know the genre of that movie and understand all the puns and sarcasms in their comedy. Google something about it. Don't you ever get curious?
I once purposely watched a bunch of badly rated movies from rottentomatoes for the fun of it.

When you hear Anthony Joshua, think of his previous fights, maybe the loss is a calculated one? Maybe he actually lost focus? Be like this and you'll find the beauty in life. And together we'll be able to teach our children good use of intelligence and the next Nollywood generation will make movies where the scripts are not total crap of shitcake like we do now.

Thanks and be good.

lilbest4:
you just want to rant without reasoning. Did you read my first post? I never said huawei was better off now although I will buy huawei if I want to. What I said initially is if the Chinese government were to intervene. So in your own delusion of America worship you think 6 extremely big Chinese, if compelled can't create an OS but you believe Google will miraculously survive after losing over 60% of its customer. Even as bad as Tecno and infinix are they made Android popular in Africa. If not for Tecno and Infinix which are also Chinese companies who would have known Android in Africa.

Just accept the L. Chinese government this, Chinese Government that. The Chinese government itself knows the negative effect on their economy if they choose to intervene. They dare not.

You're talking about creating a new OS as good as Android lmao. If they could you think they wouldn't have a long time ago??

Ebios:
Now what has he achieved?
.
For anybody thinking of taking THIS STEP, u are on ur own oh. l was abt 12 when my younger sister of 10 took her life by hanging. All my siblings, Dad, Mum etc are still alive kicking fine. So she did it to herself thinking she wud hurt anybody.lf u like, take dis useless step, ur on ur own.
.
And the worst thing is dat it is a straight TICKET to HELL FIRE.

Wow the way Nigerians react to some things is unbelievable. You really think your sister took her life to hurt a person?
I really doubt this your story. So much insensitivity.

In the event that you're not a troll, all I can say is not everyone is as strong spirited as you. That's no way to try to make them feel better..telling them they're on their own. That's kinda heartless. If anything, you'd push one further to taking his/her own life.

kittykollinxx:
A university degree is not a paper! taken nothing away from the polytechnic graduates, with all their skills they still need someone who understands the theories that drive the practice and that is why, university graduates should always have an edge. Without theories there's no productivity.
Have you taken a careful examination of polytechnic graduate writing skills?

I know say you be Uni graduate. I could hardly comprehend what you wrote here.