₦airaland Forum

PotatoSalad:
Hope you're ready to groom them every month. They can shed for Africa

Wow really.
Used to own a lhasa and can go 5 to 6 months without grooming

WibusJaga:


Looks like this Golden Retriver is a nice dog breed with gentle temperament. Would love to own one.

Honestly. Same here.

Sold my lovely lhasa after some minor flat mates issue, i just love peace.
I'm getting a golden retriever by next year when i start living alone

babyfaceafrica:
irrespective of what the lecturer did, He reacted badly and will be punished for it

He reacted badly but if after its investigated and she intentionally fail the guy then she should get a higher punishment.

babyfaceafrica:
And he has to beat her up? Two wrongs don't make it right. That guy is done for

What if the guy did what's he's supposed to do and should have passed the project and the lecturer just decided to fail him because of some personal past issues and stuffs?
Things just don't get really investigated in this country. If it's really checked and the boy did his project well and the lecturer just intentionally wants to fail him to massage her ego then she deserve more than that and a sack letter to follow it up.
You guys just support rubbish here that's why every organization is extremely corrupt and silly government paid staffs acts like demi gods in every organization in the country.

SUPERPACK:
Slippage is the difference between the expected price of a trade and the executed price of that trade. Slippage is as a result of volatility, and big crypto news. Now on centralised exchanges like Binance you can place a market order for a coin, now this market order are normally placed with max slippage. This simply means your order will be filled whether the price of the coin goes up by 1000% or dumps by 99% when your trade is open.

The opposite of this max slippage on centralised exchanges is limit sells and buy order, you are telling them that you want to buy at this price and it must be it, this is a zero slippage trade, no price swings.

On decentralised exchanges same slippage rules apply, and by default is 1%, meaning your order will still be executed if the price goes up by 1% or down by 1% while your trade is on. The person you asked said use 17%, this simply means I will like the exchange to go on with this order whether the price goes up by 17% or dumps by 17%. So slippage is the percentage difference in the price of goods you want to purchase from time of placing the order to when the order is filled completely.

In real life trade, You went to a shop to buy a bottle of coke, and you asked whats the price and was told it is #100. You gave the sells girl #100 for a bottle of coke and while she is still searching for it in the fridge her Madam called her that coke is now #120.
She will tell you that coke is now #120 and you brought out #20 to complete the money, you just did a trade with 20% slippage, you bought 20% higher than the price as at when you came in. It will be a negative slippage of 20% if her madam told her coke is now #80 and she gave you a #20 change.

Now what if after giving her #100 and after the call she said price is #120 and you said ''Give me back my money let me go and buy from mama Emeka''? It means your slippage tolerance is 0%, i must buy at #100 and you will be like ''how dare you change the price in my presence you thief''.

In both real life trade instances trade started at #100 and was completed at #120, 20% positive slippage. In the second scenario trade started at #100 and completed at #80, a negative slippage of 20%.

It has nothing to do with transaction charge but rather price at which a trade is executed.

Hope I have been able to teach you what slippage rate/tolerance means? Hand don dey pain me.

Hey superpack i don't know if you remember me.
I once created a thread with a new account months ago where i was confused about the rate of binance and trust wallet after my money reduced by $1000 after moving my coins from binance to trust wallet and you helped me out on that thread and I appreciated you with a little token.
I can't forget your assistance brother you have always been the one who brings out time to explain to newbies here in a very understandable definition, God bless you always brother.
I remember i was already being mocked by some nairalanders that i should leave crypto and do something else with my life before you came and give me the best and easiest explanation i have ever received all my life.
If I had listen to those people who badmouthed me and stuffs that day I'm sure I'd still be struggling financial like I used to do.
God bless you always brother, you have helped alot of people here than you can imagine.
Most of us regularly visit this thread in search of your posts.

toujurs:
Broke bitch, looking for a guy's pocket to devour, is that what love seem to ladies. That's scam oh, just a day of a guy wooing a lady, she has started asking for financial help. Haba, so disgusting

Honestly it's sad.
But boys and girls though it's not limited to girls alone but they do it mostly.

Just help when you can though.
You might be saving a life

Rubby1:
Luno nah jokers dey be. Nah so luno come out” begin text people through mail that they would soon start to deposit and withdraw , people run go back, nothing sup,customers run again” now luno start again with their stupid mail sms again cos customers run from dem, due to low coins on their page and no p2p!

Very mumu app that couldn't catch up with its competitors..
They used to be my favorite 2 years 3 years back

Nini101:
Don't blame your loss on crypto. What you did was wrong and if you have been following this thread you should know of DCA. You should have split the money in 3 or 4. Buy with 2k and wait for a dip like that of on 10th, buy again. If you had done that you wouldn't be at loss or it would have been minimal. Yes crypto is risky but if you invest cautiously and not go all in at once, you save yourself a lot of stress.

Yeah you're right..as you can see it was a spare money and actually i didn't take it that serious that's the reason while it's been left on binance and not moved to trust wallet.
My real crypto investments are all stocked up in trust wallet and it includes solana,xrp,ada,eth and vet.
All bought March this year and i have only checked the wallet twice all through the year.

For that heediot up there that asked i start playing bet9ja i don't blame you. If you don't know how to present your words without sounding silly then you should leave this thread and move to ashawo beer parlor thread immediately.

Born2conquer:
I am tired of crypto ehn, tooooo many coins out there and it’s really hard to pitch your tent on one and forget the rest.

Life was simple when ETH, BTC, LTC and few other coins were the only coins in existence but now ehn, it’s like you’re losing an opportunity buying a particular coin.

Coins wey dey my portfolio now pass 30 and it’s always that COIN that I refuse to buy that do end up doing 1000% while the ones I bought would be doing -10% .


See now, MATAVERSE is up and everybody is rushing into metaverse, will we leave the coins we are holding and jump into metaverse? Metaverse coins sef don Plenty pass the project.

May GOD HELP US

My brother ehn no be small thing.
Few days ago i decided to covert $8000 i wasn't using and make a quick profit of shiba.
Now it's remaining $7200. I'm now struggling to get my complete 8000 back

PoliteActivist:
I tell u, nobody will read this thread without laughing. They unintentionally created quite funny comedy.

And scammers like OP are always first to lay curses Like one scammer that called me yesterday. I just pretended and let him waste his time and make a total fool of himself. When he realized I was onto him, see unprintable curses!

**Predictably Adefemi504 blog no longer exists and he hasn't logged into NL since January!

Yeah noticed the blog no longer exists I'm sure he gave up on blogging after all the insults

This thread made my messed up day for real

One of the funniest trade on nairaland

8stargeneral:
It's very dangerous drug..never heard of it until I travel home..85% youths in d village are taken it..my cousin is addicted to it..once u disscus something with him before 15 minutes he has forgotten what u told him...he can sleep for a whole day.

Then it's not ice. Ice makes you stay awake all day and night like a thief.
I guess your cousin is blowing ck not ice

Just converted my spare $8000 on binance to shiba inu.
I need some fast profit, I hope it doesn't go the other way around or na village i dey go straight.

This shib na useless coin

Useless country governed by a fulani terrorist

ojay36:
Vet na useless coin

Why you talk so?

I don't know but i have a very big faith in this vechain of a coin.

DieRich5:
someone told me dat btc will never drop to 30k again, wat happen last 6 months

Eth is going to drop.
That's certain, just watch out

DieRich5:
yes, next year

Clown

Would ethereum ever come down to $4000 again?

Oduduwa707:
Okoro pple omo onile... worse pass Yoruba pple own.

It's the governor bro. That man has killed us in this state.
My three buddies lost their lands they both in 2017 to the useless governor.
It's really worse and the media is not even giving report abuse it.

idiagbo86:
I am from enugu state and have lived in the state for so many years now . I don't know what this association stands for and am not supporting Victor nnam either. Before Victor nnam assumed office as the commissioner for lands, our stupid governor has forcefully grabbed lands from people and I for one is a victim of such inhumane act as two plots I bought in 2015 has been taken over by the governor without undue process. The said layout was done by Victor nnam when he was still working privately . I know that our manipulative governor has used nnam who on assumption of office started signing pending certificate of occupancies on his desk .He got a query from the governor for doing so without getting approval from him . I for one blames Victor for staying this long as he has carried out some unjust transactions with the governor already and hence is part of unjust treatment. In igbo tradition ,the land fights for itself. There are so many things I cannot post here for some reasons best known to me . When the land starts fighting,everyone who has joined hands in grabbing lands forcefully from it owners shall be metted with punishments they deserve. Shalom!

3 friends of mine lost the lands they bought in emene to ugwuanyi. That man will never go unpunished.
I'm sorry about your experience, try to buy a land in your hometown fitst, when this useless man complete his tenure I'm sure his successor won't be as wicked as him.
Ugwuanyi is evil.

zombieHUNTER:
Ugwuanyi is the worst thing to happen to Enugu State...


Very incompetent administration

3 of my gees lost the lands they bought in emene to ugwuanyi.
People are scared of buying land in enugu at the moment. We have never had it this bad.

Cotonou12:
Yes

Sad bro.
I know about 3 people who lost their lands in emene.
Keep your head up

Captainmudi:
Why did he resign at ESUT too?

Well shaaa, the man have milked Enugu state dry, him and that Governor, I know say na money dey quarrel them, the man rush resign

They are all thieves bro.
People are scared of buying lands in enugu because of these hardened criminals

Cotonou12:
God bless you jare!

Including my own land !! God will punish them all. Gburus just d kill this Enugu state. See the kin portholes in Enugu town, you will cry

Where did you buy land bro?
That Nike side right?

EtinosaDLaw:
You must know a lot about him

That's what all these criminals do in enugu state at the moment starting from The useless governor to the least government official in the state.
Currently young boys are scared of buying lands in enugu because you can wake up tomorrow and someone else has claimed your Land.
The useless governor started all these.

Seriously waiting for the next dip to come around so i can restock my eth wallet

Coldie:
In PH they are all banging each other take it from me, whether bankers lawyers nurses barristers etc.


Once you join the circle and become one of any of those or u just plain have money if u put any girl that has stayed in pH for over 5years in your WhatsApp status somebody u know in that circle has fvcked her.

What they do when they want to get married is look for the one way never cast or too cast to marry.

Reason for this is that in PH unemployment rate especially amongst men is very high so the ones that try to get job or money have almost all the women running after them.

Unemployment rate amongst girls are not high because of majority runs

You know PH and enugu seems to share alot in common?

Lived in both states for a long time, only their accents is different.

Character wise, lifestyle, etc, both states share alot in common

Angelfrost:
Bless you for this... I always thought it was just my imagination.

Something is seriously wrong with this generation. A lot of young people are aging quite badly and prematurely.

I keep wondering what could be the cause of this... I am guessing poor diets, excessive stress, worrying, chemical cosmetics use, pollution, etc...

Happy Birthday to Real Warri Pikin jare! God bless her new age!!!

Drugs,stress, cigarette,weed, shisha.

These plays major effects, everywhere you go you see young boys and girls forming woke by doing drugs or taking any alcoholic liquid they come across.
These plays a major effects in making people look way older than their age.

Then before you would see someone that smokes you would come across 30 people who don't.
But these days immoralities seems to be the new cool.

TimeTraveller:
Honestly, the world has changed before our eyes. Yous see 25-year-olds looking like 50!
I know my age, and I can tell you I look better than a lot of guys in their 20s, no cap.

Show us your pictures or just shut up and stop making up fallacies here.
Anybody can be anything here on NL

koolaid87:
You tell me the negative side of it?

I dare you to tell me

If you dont know about a subject, you keep quiet.

Since I commented about it and now, go figure the percentage growth from aug till now.

Your country just created enaira, yet most of you still talk like slowpoke.



Dundi

Clown. You know next to nothing.
You claimed to be staking on trust wallet and the likes but you know next to nothing about the program.

Empty headed ewu