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Only jokers say A better time is a good album.
Fvcking below average,a good time was a better project.

Wizkid had the best album,check world and foreign stats up to today's date.
Not audiomack or op tunez naija or whatever.

Mil been number one and two consecutively since its debut on naija apple music.

David fans seems completely void of knowledge. What the fvck is audiomack. You can't even find songs of some notable artists on audiomack. Never.

FarahAideed:
I always said they were after Yakowa in that crash and nobody believed me then

Sad. Really sad!

Wow pantami.
Terrorists. That's how they planted bomb in these men helicopter �

lastempero:
You must be a buccaneer, fear fear boys !!!

Ewu

Jamesrock:
You’re blind! Go back and read that trend very well to know who has 400k
Ode! Oponu oshi

Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Seun

Insulting a nairalander

Jamesrock:
Well, sorry to break your heart, I don’t gamble!
God has blessed me to be addicted to shit like you

And you dey find business to start with 400k
Tueehh

Jamesrock:
See, don’t talk too much!
How I overcame some challenges in my undergraduate days still amaze me!!!
I don’t go to Oke Maria in Oka Akoko without my prayer being answered... it’s not possible!
Even though I’m dead in sin, my prayer Dey answer for that mountain like Sure odds for bet9ja... e no Dey shake�

And you never go there go pray for two sure odds wey go change your life forever?
Tueehh

Greenvaiper:
Pls can you stop quoting him? It's not worth it, trust me

Hi how market?

frankz28:
sense will not depart from you ...pls define Ponzi scheme....did u see anyone refer anyone.....mba teaches professional forex trading and u still think the money ordinates from Ponzi network...........do proper research before talking...... am also a forex trader....and but due to my impatient and inexperiance I made a lot of money from it that is 7 times the money I put in within 2 weeks and later Lost some........from what I saw with proffesionality involved one can make a lot.......mba makes far more than dey give us......in 6 months we make x2 but our real money return is more than x 10 most of the times depending on trade......so please don't relate mba with Ponzi or scam.......we know there is a certain percentage of risk but it far worth it....... thank you..

Hello. How Market bros?

Kebbiprince:
Wao, no wonder she turn feminist, stupid woman

But don't they have a child together?

No none

bluefilm:
No wonder.

You know weda she don born pikin for our gufnor?

He's childless

bluefilm:
Na wa o.

I been think say dem talk say Gburugburu no marry?

Okay na.

Madam Gburugburu abeg carry your nonsense feminism dey go abeg.

Gburugburu no send that woman.
Na father mbaka beg am to accept the woman then after he's done with his tenure he can go ahead with the divorce.
They don't even live together. They have been living separately since ugwuayi became governor of enugu state

SeunDobo:
No brother please Advise me this is killing me , I need to something before I recklessly my life cuz of alcohol like 3 days ago I spend 20k again ... I drink to the extent that the beer no gree go again , I just dey vomit ... Later I realized I have something important to do for just 15 to 10k and I have already 20k .. most of Niggar that I bought drinks for sef no too dey appreciate .. All this money na hard-earned I no be Yahoo boy so it dey always paining me but when am tipsy with alcohol! I misbehave again I spend all my time with faaji traveling around when I gat tipsy with drink and no would advise to stop doing indiot

Where are you chatting from?

AuroraBrls:
You are really lucky to be imbued with such unique patience and emotional intelligence level when it comes to our Nigerian girls. it might interest you to know that this same unnecessary wahala they give to uber drivers is equally being experienced by their brothers sisters colleagues boyfriends parents husbands etc. This contributes a lot to the rising trend of a lot of guys preferring babymama arrangements that having to deal with these nonsenses in the name of marriage. The culture of kindness and overniceness the feminine folks are known for has vanished suddenly and gotten unfortunately replaced by feminism and aggressiveness

You couldn't have said it better

AuroraBrls:
This e-hailing/uber/taxify hustle is pure refurbished slavery. The drivers are the ones who are worse off no matter how you assess the situation.
The are always helplessly sandwiched between the devil/e-hailing firms and the deep blue sea/riders.

You pick someone from Murtala Mohammed International Airport and drop them at Sango-tedo, the app brings up a fare of 2500-3000naira, after 1hr30mins or 2hrs in traffic. Uber/Taxify deducts their 15-20 percent of the fare. Remember to also deduct the 500naira parking fee at the airport. But a Yellow cab will charge you about 8,000 to 10,000 for this same ride distance, even without AC or any comfort., an airport taxi will bill you even 15,000 to 20,000 for this same distance.

A lot of these drivers are surviving by the skin of their teeth. To even squeeze a decent profit to enable them feed, maintain the car and do repairs, pay car owner 30k every week, the go through horrible stuffs. You must drive 15-20hrs everyday, you sleep in your car, if u exhaust uber allowed driving time you switch to TAXIFY, you beg filling station attendants to help you use their bathroom and toilet to freshen up as early as 4am, you eat rough, your health goes bad easily, alternatively you have to improvise. A lot of them have a small bag containing their clothes and small buckets. By 3-4am anyday try and visit TOYIN street IKEJA, A filling station at Maryland BUSTOP Lagos, Total filling station Abraham ADESANYA in AJAH, farmcity LEKKI, admiralty way LEKKI, EKO HOTEL axis, fela shrine etc. you will see hundreds of cars with their owners sleeping inside. they are all uber/taxify drivers, some of them leave their house or where ever they are squatting and live on the road for a month. A lot of them sleep off on the steering out of stress and fatigue and trying to meet up with money to pay car owner..

The app owners and car owners and mechanics are the only true winners in the biz. the drivers are pure slaves. Even someone doing daily pay job at a site will make more and have much rest and peace of mind. Unless the driver does more of interstate offline trips that are off the app or resorts to sharp practices that manipulates the app. even at that it always backfires as you will be blocked.

It's only the devil in most riders, ESPECIALLY MOST VAGINA PEOPLE, I AM SORRY TO USE THAT WORD BUT I MUST OUT OF ANNOYANCE, that makes them to dehumanize these poor helpless drivers. 90percent of the problem of these drivers are from women. if the driver insists on collecting his money complete they rate them bad on the app and add false comments, if the driver keeps quiet all through they rate them bad, if the driver tries engaging them in small talk to keep awake or Alert on the steering they rate them bad, if the driver politely asked them to not talk to them condescendingly they rate them bad and make false reports. they get blocked every now and then. their words have no weight or value before the app companies.

I am writing this lengthy piece to sensitive people, pity these drivers, give them tips, go the extramilr to be nice to them, if you know of a better job old refer them, some of them were on white collar jobs before unfortunate stuff happened to them, they resorted to uber instead of banditry and kidnapping, encourage them. the app company makes billions out of this drivers and the drivers wallow in abject helplessness and lack.

The drivers, especially those that work at night are always the target of cultists, car robbers. ritualists, police, agberos, riders that give fake Alert, prostitutes that want to pay with sex rather than cash, they face a lot. if they die on the steering uber never pays a dime, if they get killed by ritualists the app firms look the other way. even the drivers don't even have a single United leadership. please be kind to these drivers and overlook some of their shortcomings esp the unlearned ones. the hustle na pure hand to mouth hustle

Women are always troublesome bro.
I always try to avoid any issues with them in everything possible.
I have had a lot of terrible experiences with them that if I'm someone without patience I'm sure I'd have committed murder several times.
Nigerian girls are really troublesome.

YourMajesty:
"After giving her the lamba"



Please what is lamba?



From your write-up, one can easily detect that you're either a child molester or you take advantage of vulnerable girls



Speak in language we can understand not this toutish nonsense you speak.

A useless cultist complaining about slang.
Keep deceiving yourself fool. Death awaits you. Useless dirty norseman

Tvoice:
Me uba, bolt , I dey crase nii I rather face d road than me using my hand to enter kidnappers hand ooO, I no try am , I go enter bus follow my felo passenger jist till we reach where we dey go , at least am safe dat way , just imagine a scenario were u entere an uba dat u did not know dat they have sprayed charms on , and den as soon as in enter , u don go be dat , especial with all this bad news we hear every day,

Hmmmm , plzzZ folks , just be careful, that's all I have to say, I still prefer my danfo . ( personal opinion )

Nigerians always glorifying poverty.
So you're saying bus is safer than uber and bolt?
You need slap honestly

banmee:
I have a new respect for the guy. No sane person should have ambitions of living the rest of their life in that rubbish called Nigeria. That is exactly my plan when I retire. All I need is 500k and it will come to fruition. In shabalayan name. Amen.

500k? Lol

sapphiere:
Do you believe that the FUTURE is FEMALE?
Answer this and I will give you my advice.

Ewu

I your useless shop in enugu few days ago. I suppose enter there come tear you slap before driving off.

Iti

AlphaLover:
Did you see the video where some prisoners beat up invictus obi?

Kai I felt for the guy !!!

American prison no be am o

I am sure that guy will be hospitalized for 6 months after that beating

No wonder.mompha ran to Nigeria after he snitched on hush

Where is the video?

Beverlyjean:
Not putting money again in any business I hv no control over...these people hv shown me shege

Maxwell don teach you guys lesson

Drink sniper and just die. Or donate yourself to anyone to use you for ritual so your useless soul no go just waste like that

Your sister na ashawo and ena still dey battle with poverty. Tell her to upgrade her trade from brothels in owerri to lekki.

Be like efcc don finally nab mumu op

It shall never be well with buhari

Seun has failed us

He's just like buhari. He's only concerned about frustrating Christians on nairaland

majorbravo:
Dude I'm having a headache actually trying to piece together all the stuff you are on about.
You say you aren't spoilt but you brag about how your mum treats you like a King and how everyone else besides her should follow suit. I don't know what other definition exists for a spoilt child than the above.

I am a last born like you but way older now (in my 30s). At 26, I already had a masters and lived on my own abroad. Heck, I even moved out of my father's house at 22. I can't and have never imagined myself chasing after my father's property cos following the culture, last borns like me are on the tail end of the spectrum when it comes to who gets what. This is something every last born has to put up with and this very issue made me more ambitious to make my own mark for myself in life and for my future family.

Now to the issue at hand, don't you think it's a bit weird that you came on nairaland to say all these about your brother's wife? You say she took your pillows, do you even bother to know why? Even if you feel mistreated, are you a hopeless child to not be able to get the clue you aren't wanted around and move on with your life? Arent you mature enough to know that your brother and indeed no one on this planet would pick you over their spouse? If that house were on fire and your brother could only save you or his wife before the whole house is engulfed. Who do you think would be saved? The mother of his kids or an entitled little brother who thinks washing his car once a week is the lottery? Even your sister would never pick you over her husband. So then, don't you think the best payback for maltreatment of any kind is to ensure you make it in life on your own?

Success stops unnecessary mistreatment especially from those who were once in authority over you. Your dad is no more (God rest his soul), your mum you say treats you like a king won't live forever and neither would you. Stop waiting for your father's property or for anyone to clean the sheets or the very ground you walk on. Spend your time trying to build your own life and less on what your brother or his wife is doing. If you had any iota of self worth or principle, you would spend your usefulness (which you claim you have spent on helping your brother out in his house) on yourself, instead of laying claim to the respect you feel his wife should give to you. You even said your family made your brother what he is today cos they invested in his education. Dude, if your brother was busy looking for who slept on his bed while he was studying, all that money would be a waste today and you won't see a house for you to claim a room in. You lie to yourself and deny the efforts your brother put on his own to convert the opportunities he was given by your family(which also happens to be his family) to become somebody today. You have been given same opportunities but you would rather whine about another adult male's wife's activities in her own home.

People like you make others think last borns dont think properly or are just thorns in the flesh of the elder ones.

That boy is a complete fool. Don't waste your time on that clown. He's going to learn the hard way.
26 year old big for nothing

shaboti:
what is this bastard blabbing? Face your poor father, idiot.

Stupid spoilt empty headed big for nothing 26 year old last born still sharing room in his brother house.
So this is your real account.
Even your real profile shows the true idiot you are .
You need to be taken to yaba left immediately or any mfm deliverance service close by. You're a mental patient

Gang90:
So there is something nauseating to you, thought everything can go, bro take a chill peal, I had moved out the city but my brother not stopped calling, he knows there is something about this particular move lol, and one more thing, I'm having fun currently, lots to eat and drink and no Niga is going to shag here without washing the sheet

You eyes go soon clear for this world.
All these empty headed big for nothing last borns with one stupid feeling of self importance.
So you think your brother would choose you over his wife and kids? Keep living in your foolishness.
He's only calling you because you were placed under his care and by mistake anything happens to you he'd be held responsible.
But because of your stupid false sense of self importance. You feel you're important

You need urgent help because you're a mental patient

Gang90:
For all I care anyone can have sex wherever they wanted including the market, please no need for the fight any longer I had moved to another city

You belong to yaba left young man. You need to be placed on some mental injections before you bite someone.
You need urgent help.

OP you're a mad man
You have mental issues. You need help before you bite someone.
You should be in yaba left honestly

Crypto4life:
na skit o

No mind these mumus wey full nairaland.
That girl dey do comedy for Instagram i have seen her skits several times