Helgreenluv: Keep trying to console yourself useless mofo. Your sister is on my bed right now. You wish you could interrupt the sweet moment that we are having but it ain't possible. Na hunger go fire you and your miserable family. If you are pained, use this to do the needful. Ewu Somalia
you done dey feel am.
Your mother is the gulliani Buffon of your village, standing in the rain catching random dicks until your worthless father forced her into retirement by planting you inside her
Helgreenluv: I will continue to help your miserable family by knacking your sister akpako. She will be coming over later. This weekend go good for you and your family members. Una go chop chicken or fish. I will do her well as usual. Your mama dey call me say she wan come too. Abeg she don expire. I don't egg rotten egg.
your lines are as weak as your father's bed games.
Your mother is a walking encyclopedia of STDs if the floxy bitch was a Nairalander she would spread chlamydia by quote.
Heard the trollope went balls deed with your dad without exchanging first names hence you bear your mother's father's name.
Helgreenluv: Your mama na olosho for Ojuelegba bridge. I know her well. Ask your sister about me. Na me run her last week. I had to ask her why she's doing olosho business because she's too beautiful for such but she told me that she's the bread winner of the family. I shook my head in pity and gave her x3 of what I was supposed to pay her. One way or the other, you have benefitted from my kind gesture. Na from the money I pay your sister na him you dem dey feed you with. How can you be completely useless to this extent? Lazy man go and look for work and stop making you innocent sister go through hell just to put food on the table for you and your family.
your mama is mixture of ho and low. Heard her clitz is bigger than her brain mass
By the way didn't read your lamentations but I saw the weak meme you displayed as consolation.
Helgreenluv: For the first time, I want to disagree with you on this. There has to be some level of sanity in the society. When you see some type of haircut some people wear ehn, you go just weak. Kudos to the Army. All these miscreants must have sense by fire by force
guobe: Alot of guys feel that they can be promiscuous before they get married by sleeping with different girls and even oloshos and when they eventually get married to a virgin,their problem will be over.
This is where they receive the shock of their life as they find out that after getting married they will find it difficult coping with just the Virgin wife.
They are already used to sleeping around and those girls they had earlier slept with had given them several mind blowing sexual styles which their virgin wife cannot give.
They now take solace in going back to their ex girlfriends and patronising harlots while leaving their wife all alone at home most times.
This may eventually lead to the breakdown of the marriage within a twinkle of an eye. Responsibility matters alot before getting married.
another olosho thread written by an olosho advocate for the pain relief of olosho
derecho: Is the Israel guy a good boy or church guy? You think you can just come to Church and pick a godly lady because you be wetin? No godly church girl marries anyhow.
Like attracts like.If you are pretender, you'll get a pretender.
Jonathan: This guy na pure mumu BETA MALE. The moment I read how he emphasized that his wife was a virgin, I knew immediately that he's a fool and was just played.
I CAN BET MY LIFE THAT HE DIDN'T MEET THAT GIRL AS A VIRGIN, WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE SEEN, READ AND HER BACKGROUND.
That girl na super OLOSHO... This generation, a SLÚT with numerous BODYCOUNT and that has even given birth can present herself as a virgin to a mumu man like Israel. THEY EVEN DO THE SURGERY...
These girls are very desperate. They know it takes a lot for a girl to remain a virgin and that's what reasonable and high value men cherish.
Being a virgin is a very big deal. Even though a prostitute was once a virgin, a very good and modest virgin girl is still more valuable than a NON-VIRGIN one.
All these oloshos knows this, but they argue and make it seem like it's not a big deal and that it's just a personal thing. You will never see a virgin feel offended with question like WHAT'S YOUR BODYCOUNT? It's only all these lowlife WHÓRES that take offence with that question.
KingCold: Lol, you run to the land of the "lazy Zulus" to eke out a living and what does that make you? it was Mbeki and how many people? 5? 7? That's not a burden! your own people keep running to SA like there's war or famine over there..we have your loafers, criminals, prostitutes, fake pastors, etc burdening our housing system, justice system, health system, etc and you come here online to puff your chest on me?
you savages don't even know what a toilet is to this day, shitting all over the place like monkeys. Sies man, you need a "re-civilization" because even in foreign lands you act like animals, Imagine boiling your mother's head for rituals thinking that will make you wealthy..If we really suffer from a so-called "post-apartheid" syndrome, y'all need to join civilized humanity
Y'a'll concerned with our economy and who runs it, where are the proceeds of your own oil? who owns it? because where I stand, Nigeria looks like it doesn't it even have oil
in the 13 century the Dutch left their aboard from Europe to eke out a living in Zulu land because you're lazy.
In the 16 century the Anglo Saxons came and eke out a living because you're mentally crippled. And they are still there controlling your economy in 70%/30% ratio.
Today West Africans, Zimbabweans, Ethiopians, Indians and Pakistanis are eking out a living in zulu land because you're unemployable, corrupt, inept and completely unadapted to life.
All you do is blame foreigners for your own laziness. Your women even prefer foreigners to you deadbeat pap guzzlers.
You're the world's longest serving slaves of 400 years. There's a reason you guys are not enterprising. You wait on government food stamps and BEE to feed and clothe yourselves.
Black South Africa is waiting for manna to fall from heaven. While hardworking migrants are running your economy making south Africa's economy to be managed and run by migrants why Zulus like you chant kill the Boers and foreigners.
KingCold: Lol, no South African under Apartheid was in Nigeria squatting, using your health services, your systems, no south african was in Nigeria vandalizing your infrastructure, shitting on walls, and more importantly no South African was in Nigeria committing crime etc
your people are doing this as i type this..
You are our burden right now
your president, Mbeki was in Nigeria being fed, schooled and financed. I don't want to mention other leaders.
As we speak your economy and SMEs are run by foreigners. You lazy Zulus can't even own and run a spaza shop.
Black south Africans still have incurable post apartheid syndromes making them a pariah to humanity.
WannaHowzit: Lol, SA's president chairing extraordinary BRICS summit to urge (in particular) China, Russia & Saudi to act against Israel😁. So much for SA having no clout🇿🇦🏆 while Tinubu is summoned to Germany to remain hush on world affairs 😁🇳🇬👎🏾
woginid967: I dont think there is any need to contribute. This generation is already lost.
MANY MISTAKES would have been avoided if and only if you had seers who would inform you ahead of time, so you wont move in blindness
In school we were all taught the wisdom of LOOKING before LEAPING
But these days, people have dumped such safety protocol in life...
They gain admission to any school they LIKE, they travel abroad to any country that is popular, it is sad how we make destiny decisions based on money, shape, sex, complexion, tribe, etc
No wonder the divorce rates are skyrocketing globally because we have refused to read the MANUAL of HOW LIFE WORKS. We do wuru wuru to the answer and expect everything to work out well las las.... Its madness.
One time i went to find a seer prophet to look into he ladies in my life, and they exposed each of them, the one i thought was spirikoko and holy Mary, was sent to take my sperm into the depths of the ocean, i thought it was a joke, because I believed her churchy fire so much, so I was given psalms to pray and she came to me to confess and begged to leave my life. I couldnt cry i was just laughing in pain like a mad man for months. See you need people who can see what you cant o
In school we copied only those who have proven to get good grades and who understands the Subject better than us but in LIFE we dont do same. We rather copy those who submit first or who seemingly solve the problem temporarily.
Maybe you do not have sense to wish you were born by different parents who had more money or more sense or more grace, than your biological parents..... If only our fathers married with foresight of the FUTURE, many of us would have hit the ground running like Tinubu because nothing would be stopping us. .. there would be money, early exposure to tools and key people we need for destiny, but sadly this is only a fantasy to many of us, we were not born with the proverbial silver spoon 🥄.. because none of our ancestors had ever seen a spoon so the average youth born into Nigeria is already backward by miles in the negative direction and has to grind, labor, toil to even get to zero, ZERO means finishing secondary school or even university,without job or skill or finances to push the skill.
Now you wonder why many of us choose to do PLUS stuff
Because PLUS gets you ahead.
Now to your question, hmmm it is sad 😢 you have no clue of traditional ways of Nigeria in the ancient days... See even in your village they will tell you that major decisions like marriage, child birth, etc they meet the SPIRITUAL MEN to LOOK beyond the physical realm into the FUTURE, time travel by sight.... And check if the future will be good or bad.
And it WORKS.
Now in Christianity it is called prophetic visions.
Two people may look so compatible and perfect but spiritual look into the FUTURE may expose that their compatibility is only good for friendship not marriage.
See we all have that female friend who was so good to us, but the moment we knack her toto wella, the friendship spoilt... Everything went sour. Because it was best for friendship NOTHING MORE.
Also there is always that person we didn't crazily like, until we sex them and get to know them deeper and boom, we just knew we would want to be close to this person for life.
MANY MISTAKES would have been avoided if and only if you had seers who would inform you ahead of time, so you wont move in blindness
Few of us who have seers are super grateful because we can hardly ever go wrong or be caught unawares.
Notwithstanding, many FAKES are there... Pastors who may not be seers, but they want to keep their members so they fake visions and mislead gullible ones, destroying homes and confusing many.
But fakes are the proofs that real exist.... So before getting married pls do Spiritual Check up o. So you wont come and be typing "DEAR JORO..." And be talking plenty stories. I think it is the man who should seek such not the Lady... Because he is the head. WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING THE HEAD when you cant see AHEAD
Hope you are clear now.
One time a girl bought sniper to poison me, I met a Pastor who told me to send away every girl i was close to, and specifically the one in my house, i was pained because who i go dey knack.... Anyway I disobeyed, i kept her and increased the knacking... But the prophet sent for me and told me again and prayed over me and that very evening the lady served me a drink laced with SNIPER... I mysteriously rejected it... Hmmm... The girl packed and ran that night and after confessing i saw the sniper carefully hidden where i could never have checked.
See, believe in destiny oh, not every country abroad may work with your star, get guidance on where to travel that will work for you.
Marriage is too spiritual to enter it with ordinary eye
guobe: I was in the traditional marriage ceremony of my colleague in the office today, and when I was there with my other office colleagues, the bride whose traditional wedding rite was just concluded walked up to me and whispered that I was actually the reason the marriage was holding.
I had to do a flashback and remembered that when she was a youth corper in my place of work.
I Jokingly took her hands and introduced her to all my male colleagues in the office telling them that she is a nice person and that they exchange contacts with her.
One of my sharp colleagues I introduced to her will be getting married to her. May the good Lord bless their union in Jesus name.
FreeStuffsNG: The west did far worse. Was it not recently that a mob incited by a sitting US President, Trump, ran over their National Assembly destroying everything in sight, sacking their legislators and defeacating everywhere. The NJC and Nigerian system can effectively rein in the Governor.
FreeStuffsNG: He can not suspend a Chief Judge. Only NJC can. This was how problem started in some states leading to serious issues. I think Cross Rivers was one of such states. And when it happened in Kwara state, the case of Elelu-Habib v AGF is the locus classicus on the matter.
I expect NJC to react very very soon or immediately to avoid any confusion because that his 'Acting Chief Judge' may not be accepted by NJC. If that man accepts that appointment from Gov Jackson Adeleke, he may even land in trouble with NJC. Check my signature for free stuffs!
Nigerians treat democracy the way pigs treat fine linen.
Who gave the State House Of Assembly or governor to suspend a Judge or Chief judge.
I have respected the west in their democratic disposition but this is embarrassing.
Racoon: Congratulations ezigbo ada. This is despite the sit @ home and owners of the country filling positions with mediocres and certificate forgers.Kachineke na zaputa umunneya. Alaigbo ka anyi na ga niru.
nlfpmod: Elated Davido has reacted to his 3 Grammy nominations.
Davido was nominated in 3 Grammy categories:
Best Global Music Performance (FEEL, Davido)
Best African Music Performance (“UNAVAILABLE,” Davido feat. Musa Keys)
Best Global Music Album (Timeless, Davido)
Reacting, Davido posted on social media:
Congratulations!!! But global and Best African music categories are the equivalent of federal characters appointments in Nigeria and inclusivity policies in America.
These are useless categories as far as Grammy is concerned
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you done dey feel am.
