₦airaland Forum

obontami:
I'm just chilling breh, good to have you back. When next are you coming to gidi?

soon hopefully. When Coro give chance

Elzakzaky:
I just hope your parents have other child(ren). If not, I SMH for them.

it's a very probable theory especially if you check the location of the house and considering it's not his present residence.

You're the one who really can't think expansively.

obontami:
I'm good. I thought you've left NL. I miss your disses and intelligent posts here.


Hope you good.

I have o . Just read front page and comment when I'm free and compelled to.

How your side?

EJanni:
Old man destroying young girls future all in the name of marriage. Pedophilic Billionaire my foot!

how is be destroying their future? He married them.

obontami:
My man! Where've you been? so long.

Ebami! sup, bro

Fiscus105:
For men who always says, they only need to focus on making money but ignore chats, communication ,link advances, between their wives and other men, this will serve as big lesson for them.

Woman! No matter her education ,exposure or even virtuousness, needs to be tutored, reorientated and monitoring, if husband doesn't want to end like pastor David , or Tunde Thomas

The early man knows that women WET at sight of money and fame, the better its.

Pastor David was supposed to have found way to pull apart Suleiman immediately his wife told him about his advances. But still gave her express permission to work on Suleiman television station.

Working closely with Suleiman for months will give him big chance for him to melt her heart completely,

Any woman says he don't want to go out with a man, but keep listening to his advances, sweet talk, is bound to fall

na so

I just feel the woman is lying.

obontami:
Someone should tell this is lezz. It's been a minute breh.

what?

Who noticed the bulge in his suit? Jazz!

pocohantas:
The guys are building abs, the babes are doing bumbum surgery. We are looking good for ourselves ni. Sometimes when I close from work in the evening, the kind of guys with abs, beard and brown brogues I see ehn. I just say [i]get thee behind me Satan[ .

Lagosians are always ahead of themselves and they are quite proud of that attitude.

WHOREible!!!

Ishilove:
Hello sonofjos, thank you for sharing.

People like us who were born and raised here notice a marked difference in the tempo of activities in other areas of the country. I was in Ondo for a year and I almost ran mad there because life in that state is so... sleepy. Everyone was just moving like geriatric patients, unlike Lagos here where if you are too slow, you will be shoved aside. Last last when it was time to leave, I packed my travelling bags and two mighty Ghana-must-go bags and fled the place by 6am.

Lagos is a melting pot of different ethnic groups with different characters, both saintly and shady, so overtime it developed a character unique to it. We talk angrily a lot of the times because there is someone somewhere always trying to provoke you, cheat you, or steal from you so we are always on guard and on the defensive. Someone tried to pick my bag last year but the kind of eye I gave him must have turned his ancestors in their graves.

Add the congested roads and the traffic and you cannot be calm even if you try to. You will be angry for no reason. Yoruba people call it 'kan ra'. Pepper body. That is why danfo drivers behave like animals because one cannot sit inside hold up day in day out, inhaling noxious exhaust fumes, avoiding police, LASTMA, NURTW agbero, taskforce, police, VIO, those new ones wearing green uniform (I don't know these ones. There are so many uniforms in Lagos) and still be completely sane.

Conductors and passengers fighting is a normal thing. One day I was returning from work and saw two fighting in the middle of the road, and what amazed me was they were sparring like professional boxers, complete with the boxer's stance and leg work. iKid you not. Conductor and passenger. It was the agberos, funny enough, who came to chase them from the road because they were constituting nuisance to other road users. The kid you described did not have any super powers. He was just acting like the typical Lagosian who has been conditioned to act out in the face of provocation. Eat or be eaten. Some of these conductors are very rude and nasty (I suspect it is their own defence mechanism) while some passengers on the other hand are idiots.

The trader in Computer Village was not 'threatening' you. They are simply aggressive marketers. If you don't aggressively market your products you won't make any sales because there a 1001 traders selling the same thing as you. The secret to walking successfully through the Village is rearranging your face to look like granite, avoiding eye contact with anyone and stubbornly ignoring 'threatening'' calls. They cannot hijack you from the road into their shop, abi? Develop military mind!

The same military mind my friend Sanchez01 took to Enugu when he went on a visit. He wanted to board a bus and used ishon (muscle) to run pell mell to where the bus was parked waiting for him. When he jumped in with the skill of a James Bond stuntsman, he met the driver and passengers staring at him strangely.

The driver asked him: "Oga, are you from Lagos?", to which he replied in the affirmative. The driver then remarked "No wonder. It is only Lagos people that behave like they are fighting with everyone."

you just officially told us lagosians are socially and behaviourally mal-adjusted.

They will always be odd and negative anywhere they go.

Rehdasignature1:
I hope you were their to confirm its taste. I guess you are very sure that its alcoholic wine.

Get Wisdom cos its profitable to direct.

fools are always the first to mention wisdom.

gasparpisciotta:
Health is wealth.

Check your health status at least once in 3months once you are 40yrs and above.

Blood sugar level, BP, stool and urine tests will not hurt your pockets and come to think of it laboratories don’t charge much for these tests.

Exercise regularly, doesn’t have to be a very tedious session.

3 months a year? That's 4 times a year. Excessive except the person has alretbren diagnosed with a terminal illness.

Fiction.

Even old fools and idiotic adult are not left out of social media manipulation and attention.

Some other light versions are:

*Stingy Men Association
* We_ Wey _Be _This_ Challenge
And other trending challenges


Social media only proves that the number of people, including adults who don't have a mind of their own a.d needed push to decide for themselves is alarming.

missiret:
This Mr Sunday doesn't need to publicise himself if he really wants to help . if he really meant it, he could have carried out silent operations but he has bleeped everything up now, I don't think he knows after God, it's THE GOVERNMENT.

in an underdeveloped country like Nigeria

helinues:
What's your business with SW affairs Fugitive Kanu?

The only online president on this crust

this slave is afraid of the truth.

This is what it is to be a uniform man in Africa's most undeveloped country.

No different between being an army man and a cultist.

This is why the force will keep attracting lowlifes and dregs of society into its ranks.

Buhari has failed Nigeria spectacularly.

kereman1:
Some soldiers are overstepping, if the oppressed is not a terrorist, or treat to national security, why man handle him? Why not report the case to a civil police if truly he is at fault.

Na see finish remain for NA and NN, at apapa the extort, and tax container drivers enormous fee, as high as 50k per stop.

whether na terrorist or threat to national security, the army has no powers to harass or beat anyone except in self-defence.

BusinessCity:
You'll be fine

you need that hope more than the world need covid vaccine. Trust me.

BusinessCity:
You've cursed me na. Oya curse me more

Shut up and get out of your self-trapped limbo!!!

You owe your children the truth!

BusinessCity:
Nice try trying to string a few seemingly intelligent words to appear to have the superior judgement


You emotionally guilt tripped me and I pointed it out. What did I get. Insults


You even stereotyped me and cursed me in your comment. I'm sure you're the intelligent one


You'll be fine.

Oga where in your Bible did the desciples conduct marriage or even Jesus himself? They raised the dead, walked on water and went to heaven in the flesh.... but they never conducted marriages.

All marriages took place in the family unit in the Bible.

You're a slave. Empty and contented slave.

Even as poor and cursed as Africans are,you still happen to double as an embarrassment and disgrace to Africa.

BusinessCity:
Guilt tripping. When it comes to honouring God they call it slavery. Tell me what has your libertian ideology that alienates Christine brought you in life? Humble me with credible answers

you made no attempt to answer the question I asked but hurriedly try to emotionally blackmail me and felt entitled to ask your own questions and demand answers.

you're asking me to humble you with credible answers yet accusing me of guilt tripping at the same time.

That, my friend, is one of the disasters you Africans have as Christians; permanently oscillating between science and stupidity and superstition then back to stupidity.

That shows you're not just a slimy human but a very disgusting person and a cheap cheat, never mind a demented confused Christian.


I asked you a simple question: where in your Bible did you see any prophet, or desciple conduct any marriage or where any marriage was done in church or synagogue?

Instead of you to answer, you accused me of guilt tripping, then pose another question to me asking me to show you were my "libertine" ideology has benefited me.

You, my friend, your life and evident brain corrosion and psychological deficiency are all the proof that Africans didn't weather the storm of Christianity very well.

You're a lost soul and sheep irredeemably floating in a delusional salvation!

Orue!!!

BusinessCity:
The father is the father until after the marriage.. That's in God's presence, He that giveth the blessing in the marriage. Not in front of some ancestors in a traditional system. If some traditional elders are honored by presenting the intending couples before them, should God not get even greater honour?


Smh atheists and liberalised would do anything to attack Christian faith




Why it's so hard for them to take in is atheists and liberalised want to attack any concept of God to anything goes.


The sheer hypocrisy is what I find appalling. If they hate Christian marriage, they should leave Christian ladies and families alone simple.


If you won't marry a Christian lady the Christian way, please marry your kinds. Go for the traditional woman and after the traditional rites or even before, you can have your way

this one na holier than the pope.

Which marriage ever took place in the church or synagogue from genesis to revelation.

No pastor has any right or power to pronounce a couple husband and wife.

They should respect the father not the church.

Africans, world's eternal slaves!

Chuwaa2:
Where do you live?

far away, where you can't mentally follow.

lastmessenger:
goan join army.let's see how long you will last before BH behead you and feed you to the vultures.

shut up!!!

Nigeria army has lost all respect and admiration!!!

There's nothing to be proud of being part of this overhyped police doing stop and search on our roads and collecting bribes.

What a waste of six-packs!!!!

I will say it again and again:

One of the greatest threats to Africa is Africans in the diaspora.

These are the demons who will bring strange demonic culture to Africa with boldness and confidence thinking they are bringing enlightenment.

Ndibe Okey was a fearless columnist in Sahara reporters pages. The DSS probably had him on the list but soft pedalled after calls from above told them to peddle down.

[quote author=GAZZUZZ post=98281099][/quote]na them. Those that use Nairaland as therapy for brain lesions and psychological problems.

GAZZUZZ:
Enter shagamu-benin express and say it with your full chest

Dumbest comment of the century!!!

Rogue police officer on internet parole.

It's not the duty of the Nigeria police st stop and search to ask for proof of ownership or proof of purchase from the previous owners.

Only exception is if they are investigating a stolen car.

As a matter of fact, those documents aren't supposed to be with you in the car....when you've already registered the car in the car licensing office in your name.

Na "educated" Nigerians be our problem for this country.

jaybenugo:
"Shame On You" - Piers Morgan Blasts Donald Trump On His Final Day As The US President

TV host, Piers Morgan has slammed US president, Donald Trump on his final day in office, IgbereTV reports.

Trump left the White House today, for his successor, Joe Biden.

Shortly after footage of Trump leaving the White House was made public, Piers Morgan took to Instagram to slam Trump.

Sharing a photo of himself and Trump, he wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CKRMrCIHDrA/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

This failed TV host needed to use Trump for one last try to limelight.