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FaithELEFAN:
The theif looks like he has kidney problem. Look at how swollen his eyes and lips are.
Probably he has taken a lot of beating for his numerous ALI BABA VENTURES.

Certified theif

ALIBABA VENTURES...

Una nogo kill person for nairaland

SunShowAfrica:
See as lips big like Ponpon... e dey use the lips carry sand?
This is the reason why I see anybody with this kind of lips as a criminals.

Try and post the other pictures the person posted on WhatsApp (if he posted more)

Guy you dey mad o...

Na igbo dey make person lips be like that. But sha you funny o

detopea1:
I am a graduate and jobless too.

You saying that crime seems to be the only way is pathetic.

You still need capital to commit a crime. Unless you want to be a pickpocket and stand the risk of getting burnt when caught.

You are very wise. TRUE CRIMINAL ARE NEVER BROKE OR POOR .

You can't commit any profitable crime without a capital.

folake4u:
If you do favours for people without expecting sex in return, that is absolutely fine.

Exactly. i must be sure of getting something valuable in return before i could consider doing favor for anybody. Man or woman.

And on my scale of values,"pussy" ranks among the lowest.

folake4u:
Cuddling? I saw that part.
I want you to answer me truthfully.

Do you cuddle your female friends when you're emotionally down?

Wouldn't you feel weird if any of your female friend tells you a fellow male friend was down and she went over to cuddle hima.

I hope you're aware that cuddling is an affectionate/intimate/prolonged type of hug.

If he really wants a cuddle, let him define the "relationship" he has with the girl. Period!

Agreement is agreement. Good and fine. But there was no contract signed for such, she has every right to back out.

It is also dishonest of him not to define the relationship with the girl. I totally understand what was running through the girl's mind. She doesn't want to be "anybody's fool".

Exactly. All girls don't like to be "anybody's fool" but will love other men to be foolish for them.

The op is the fool here for doing all favors without getting something in return.

Personally i don't do favors for girls. Why?

Some get entitled and demand more favors while some see sex as the only best compensation they can give you.

I could only do favor for you if I'm absolutely sure there could be something tangible i could possibly get,whether now or in the future. Nobi one kind mumu sex.

epainos:
Lol.... Fraudster Chris Oyakhilome healed paid actors and actresses. Only stupid people believe this trash.

Oyakhilome should be ashamed of himself. He is presently using 5g after all the rubbish talk of his during covid 19. A fraudster from the pit of hell. A friend of fraudster T.B Joshua.

Guy you no get single joy.

No worry,my guy dey into this MOG runs and we need actors. But your acting must be believable o. No go dey do like mumu.

You go shout roll for ground like werey you go come later be like sey you don well sey you understand? but the pay shall make you smile.

Op you Bleep up from the beginning of your parole with that girl.

If you're doing favor for a girl she will believe it's because of the power of her pussy that is why you should always bang a girl before doing her any favor,unless she's your blood.

She wan just do you small shakara so that you go beg am and her entitlement to your favors go come increase but instead you show am sey na man you be who has options and don't condone nonsense. You did the right thing in my own point of view.

Another thing,stop coming to a public forum to seek approval over your actions and decisions.

Nothing screams weakness more than this singular act.

You are a man. Build and develop your own frame. If your frame tells you something is right then you don't need another opinion whatsoever to do it.

Me i go send the girl papa comot from my house and warn am for her life mek she no step foot for my house again. If e like mek e be around 1 am at night i don't fuvking care!

fadilaMaikiriki:
Jeezzzzzzzzz!

Dama bakya azumi ne fadila?

membranus:
Any Machiavellian tactic is only deployed when you are a life-long ruler of a nation state or an organisation, and not in democratic setting which is terminal. Democracy has its own principles, ethos and ethics guiding it. Anything outside these is pure nepotism.

You're wrong bro. Truly powerful people adopt machiavellism as a way of life. I'm not even talking of rulers here.

As humans we all fight for advantage over one another and one of the most advantage trait to possess is being cunning(a.k.a Machiavellian mindset)

Girls are naturally cunning compare to men because of lack of physical strength. But never in your life underestimate what a lady can do. That's the power of cunning. It amplifies your strength and hide your weakness.

The point is whether in a democratic or autocratic settings,infact even outside politics there will always be power games among humans and the most cunning and Machiavellian will always prevail.

naija4life247:
AbdulMUMUNI

Honourable comŕade pls lower the volume mek laff no kee me...

We have so many MUMUni on this platform it's really hilarious.

CodeTemplar:
Na the.man you dey cal daddy be mumuni.
I asked Tinubu to reciprocate the gesture in high places. That's all. Nothing more.

Guy tru tru you be mumuni

Seun we need to ban all MUMUni's on this platform. Just imagine what this one is saying?

NSK4U:
I don't blame him on this one, as a leader, you appoint who you trust. Mistake of Aguyi Ironsi during the coups....... mistake of Jonathan with Jega pre 2015 election

Truly a leader surrounded by Trojan horses and frenemies won't last long on his throne.

Who could be more trustworthy than your blood? Unfortunately that is not always the case.

If you're familiar wih the game of power and you've read history of past rulers, you must know one or two instances where sons plan the murder of their father to take over his place or brothers planning each other downfall to grab more power.

Truly the game of power is not for the weak.

At the end of the day no strategy is danger free. You need to pray for more guidance and wisdom from your maker and also sharpen your wits and Machiavellian tactics.

Cmeo:
Now I am very convinced that President Tinubu is towing the tracks for Nigeria's growth and development. He is on point with the steps and timing. I was expecting this before the Student loan commencement and now it is.

Exactly bro. If he really have the interest of nigeria at heart then may God guide him in his rule and protect him from his enemies.

Also may God grant him long life and health to complete his two terms reign.

CodeTemplar:
Tell your sons and friends too when they loot no need taking it outside via forex channel. Build local hotels, hostels, businesses and carry local babes to pounded yam spot instead of Chinese restaurants. Do local braids instead of bone straight. Take pap and garri instead of imported wheat made bread and sugar. Concoction in place of tablets.

Guy why you dey talk like mumuni?

No any country in the world depends on only local products for it sustenance without any import. Or patronise only local business while ignoring others because they are foreign.

Thnking that way is nothing but utmost stupidity.

Are you not aware that some plastic surgeries done on americans are usually done for them in other countries? Don't they have plastic surgeons there in america?

The most important thing is balance. Don't import or export too much.

IamAtAnger:
Well I just feel there's no way they can be changes in naija without stepping on some toes sha... naija big abeg with uncountable tribes... no matter the person wey go take over that seat even if na angel come from heaven... hardship must hit for a while cos some selected people don dey milk the country since day 1

True talk bros. Whatever decision you take as a leader must favour some and displease some.

But we are talking about nigeria here.

Any decision that needs to be taken to make nigeria great will always have my support. I don't fucking care who's toes get CRUSHED.

Zooposki:
lol. Oshi pick me. Aunty or Uncle, whatever gender you are, body no be firewood for both men and women. I cannot come and be eating a man’s weak akamu after he don spread am around. I must chop all exotic food, same as him. No be only him go dey enjoy. Variety is the spice of life. If a man cheats he has broken the bond and the result is his wife cheating, sometimes not even knowing why. Spiritually it is called karmic justice to balance the scale, but physically it is called an open marriage. Do me, I do you God no go vex.

Imagine an old husband with weak erection after he has finished sleeping around or a young boy with strong hard thick prick. Allah Arkbar. As the thing dey enter your heaven you go just dey scream Jesu, Jesu, Jesu oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have no reason to marry then.

Kukuma remain single and sample as many dicks you like. In that state you have the same right as men so you can do as you like with your body.

When you're tired of sampling dicks and you're now ready for marriage they will be more than enough simps ready to wife you up.

Namaster:
Bold of you to think that Nigerian girls won't bill you because they work.

Dating in Nigeria is Philanthropy from men. Nigerian girls just want the soft life especially because of how hard Nigeria is.

Best thing is to put a cork on your coccck for now.

I love this line; "put a cork on your cock."

Emmanuel30a2:
Why na...? This things no dey fall from the sky? Some people dey say make I die...why? Oloun maje, koni baje, Oloun maje, koni baje o... In dbanj voice? No! In my voice&invoice... Stop making noise or don't make noise... I don't wants to hears your voices... You no get voice to make noise... But, it is your choice...you can use your voice to make noise; if that would gives you invoice or pay for your...

You definitely took colos b4 you type this.

Didi2d:
But I don't understand. How come some untrained guys will just ambush and kill 22 professional, trained military men, just like that.
Senior officers are even among.

Guy why you dey cap like jew man na? In a battle of arms the first to draw his weapon is already the winner. We are talking about guns here.

Even the best trained soldier can't do nothing with a group of Kalashnikov pointed at him. You have already been taken hostage.

LINSAR:
You can use salary to get a passive source of income.

Look at Tony Elumelu of UBA, Late Herbert Wigwe of Access bank, Ibukun Awosika of First bank, Okonjo Iweala of Word Trade Organization, and many more.

They are all wealthy!

We are basically saying the same thing.

To build passive income you need money. Money could be gotten from your job.

Smart folks usually save up from their job and build up streams of passive income.

You can't sleep all day or come to work anytime you like without getting issues with your employer. On a job you are basically selling your time.

Passive income doesn't need your time or input which gives you more time.

One more thing is wealth is not measured in cash but in time.

How long can you live on your standard without working?