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Bros street dey hot o. Tinubu no be pesin mate aswear.

Girls normally like sweet things e com be like sey the situation of this country affect dem pass.

Omo any poor man wey get daughters or sisters i truly sorry for them. Husbands and boyfriends are not left out.


Like this once you be guy wey get clean apartment and you dey wear nice clothes omo you don become banny target o. May devil punish you sey you come be simp dem go use you tire aswear.

But if you sabi game for this era you come hold small raba you go chop pussy tire.

Mikocake:
I rather die trying than suck my fellow man’s dick. Damn, that’s the lowest low a man can go.
There’s nothing like situation here. I rather die honorably than live like a bitcch

You can as well eat his feaces cuz you don’t know where your next meal will come from.

Guy if my last choice is to kill my pman or male i would rather do that than suck a man DICK. I swear i can never be a bitch to my fellow man

ObalendeCMS:
I go like date or marry Fulani girl but I hear say dem dey use that stick wey dem dey take coordinate cows, beat crase commot for person body before dem give you wife. And I heard also that dem sabi jazz.

Guy you dey mad o...see as laff wan kee me. >:

No be you find wife go there. Normally you go first collect na.

But on a serious note na for village fulani dey run dat kind parole. Normal hausa or city base fulani no require "shadi" before you marry their daughter.

But sha person like you suppose collect first before you disfigure their pikin Toto

Double0h7:
She doesn’t sound like the smartest tool in the toolbox so she probably getting off on his good looks and swag! Also, I think she’s enjoying her new freedom and independence from op; she’s enjoying the attention she’s getting. People love the new and unfamiliar things.

Op can’t or doesn’t give her the flexing and sexiness she desires instead he’s hoovering over her and dictating what she could do and shouldn’t do. Did you notice the only compliment he gave her is “she knows how to keep a house clean.”

She was never in to op to begin with from the sounds of things, he’s probably the money maker in Nigeria and now he’s a minimum wage African man who is cramping her style. Life is a bitch man!

Bros abeg sey na man you be? All the comments you made on this thread are making sense walahi and it's hard to believe a banny can reason like this.

Mentholated:
He mentioned that they have 3 kids together. I do not know whether we should make comments on that or not for now. Should we inform him of the possibility of a deeper issue?

The possibility of the kids ain't his? No need for that. Simps enjoy raising another man seed as long as it's their WIVES that birthed them.

Definitely,SIMPS are very useful in any society.

Goodlady:
I m buying this space to sell later!
If you want ya post to be here when this thread hits the fp, it's $500.

How about i offer you something better? Like an hour of a good smashing with a nice,thick,juicy 12 inches cock?

$500 dollars can't beat that you know.

meobizy:
Wealthy people handle funds like checkers. It is not a chess game for them because recuperation won’t be easy. The same way I can easily be scammed out of twenty thousand Naira and make it back from an impulsive bet is how they lose and gain back millions if not billions.

This is not news. He’ll bounce back with four times of a profit.

I love you no homo! You just said the truth bro

obinna58:
Kid if you don’t stop lying you’ll go to hell and satan will use fork to cannibalize you

Nairaland no go kee me o...chai!!

pansophist:
Help people, but don't operate under the mindset that because someone is in need, then they are angels.

Realize that first of all, both the helper and the one in need are human, and humans are selfish, manipulative, users, and narcissists.

Make sure you are not caught up in a situation where the person you are trying to help is manipulating you, playing on your intelligence, relating with you from a position of deceit, and seeing you as a ladder to use, and dump.

Also, many people need help as a result of their fault. Always try to know why they are in those circumstances. You can't marry three wives, for example, have 12 children, and come to me for help. You need a slap, not help.

So be guided. Lots of people that need help are just users.

Panso the biggest OG on nairaland! I know sey you no go disappoint.

Sha always beware of simps. Helping a simp is a total waste

ukaface:
Mtcheew
So no woman birth through the V again, all of them Dey do CS? And what’s wrong with CS? Do you know that there are some reasons like shape of pelvic that suggests a woman has to give birth via CS only , do you also know that the weight of the baby gives reason if the birth should be CS or V? You go just write something wey no get sense

Do you also know that at a stage you need to wean your baby off breast milk, commence them on supplementary and complementary diet? So you no want buy any form of baby food atall? Dey play. Even you wey Dey talk you took probably nan, so because of price na only pap pap you go Dey give your pikin? Dey play

Do you also know some women find it difficult to produce breast milk? So what will your baby be feeding on?pap? You are a joker.

When you want to castigate, reason two ways not just one way.
If cost living don choke you, kuku no born pikin


Na your same type go come post topic’ my wife boobs are saggy, I don’t find them attractive anymore’

You just confirmed op is saying the truth.

You are scared of your breast falling because ashewo still dey your eyes.


If na lie sacrifice your breast for the baby. If e fall e fall. E better say na your baby make am fall no be men hand

Las las your breast no fit stand forever

PureFace1:
As a man when it get to a stage where you are the one trying to safe the marriage you have already failed and nothing can stop it.

Women should be the one actively working to keep a marriage if they really value you and because women benefits most in marriage unless the man can't take any responsibilities but the moment they don't care what happen and they keep acting the way they like and you are the one actively fighting to keep the marriage, you have already lost and the respect they have for you would plummet to zero , what all your effort would do is make the marriage crash faster.

As a man you must be ready to walk away from a woman as soon as she start misbehaving. Women not even only women including people in general have this idea in their head that if you can tolerate all the bullshits they dish out to you and still want them in your life after putting you through hell then you must be a low value man or a man without any value at all that people can use and take for granted, no woman want to be with a low value or valueless man so your action to safe the marriage unless you are the one misbehaving will only make the inevitable come faster.

Check the marriage of Real OG in your street that have been married for a long time they are not afraid to send their wife parking immediately she start misbehaving it is that fear that still make the women respect their husband to stay married for a long time but these days we only have pvssy ass men that prostrate to beg their wives even if she's the one misbehaving and putting them through hell, why wouldn't the women have big ego and think they can get a better man even after getting married ? they would have a big ego and think they can do better because you have prove to them you are a low value man that doesn't even deserve them.

Bros you be true OG...mad respect.

These days it's very hard for a man to not be a simp. Imagine sey person papa na simp,brothers simp,close niggas simp, tell me how that person go become OG?

No talk of girls o,even your mama can never raise you to be an OG rather she will choose to make you a simp.

Abeg guys try to be and remain an OG. Most importantly beware of simps. Dem yappa for everywhere.

samwash:
Hey Man !!
You got it wrong by saying demons can read thoughts,that is not true.
The devil and it's agents ( demons) don't have the abilities to read someone's thoughts or read mind.
Only God Almighty can search the thought of a man, Hes the only one that has that abilities, even God's Angels can't do that either.

Ogbeni calm down. I don't know what kind of demon he's talking about but true demons(jinns) in my religion which is islam can 100% listen to your thoughts.

Ask any knowledgeable Muslim near you.

Printme1:
you go fit do 10 backflip?

Omo bros ifvyou see the way i tek burst with laffter as i read this your comment ehn...chai!

So na through him fone him go do the backflip abi how? E better make him call himself a simp sef. You com worse pass ilegend i swear

Truly as a man first make sure you don defeat poverty for your life b4 anything.

DaTruths:
If not for Yoruba people wey dey always wan side Hausas against the entire South, i wonder wetin go dey give this Hausa people such level of self importance.

So NTA is now Hausa Television Authority?

You be mumu o. Yakubu gowon no be hausa mek you know today

EreluRoz:
Ehen see correct original naija man here and not some vegetable that couldn't stand little heat and started deleting pictures and posts on his social media accounts and doing like earth worm.

Weak men irritates me to hell.

For once you made sense

DaddyRochie1642:
He is the type that does not want to offend his girlfriend, if I see any idiot that I call my friend that his woman controls and dictates to him, I will cut the baggar off because such men are very dangerous, all it takes is an order from their cursed wife/girlfriend to do something to you and he will do it inorder not to offend his woman.

See the way the bloody idiot ran to nairaland to ask us stupid questions when the red flags are very obvious to his foolish eyes.

I can bet you that his idiotic girlfriend probably has yansh/breast and he doesn't want to loose it

I am waiting to see that woman that will come into my life to control and dictate to me how I should live, them no born that woman well.

Your head dey there bros. As a man always study who you dey call your guys. A simp friend is a danger waiting to happen.

Kai simps suppose to be shot on sight wallahi.

EreluRoz:
Eiya sorry

Men and stealing sha

Who be this mumu? So na only men dey thief women no dey do am? You must be really daft to make this comment.

Shalnick23:
The odds say lady wey you sponsor go later marry you no reach 1 odd

No be so bros. If e no reach 1 odd nahim b say na sure banker na.

The correct odds suppose be 10000 odds

EreluRoz:
What do you always do that tampers with her sanity to warrant even insulting your dead parents.

Maybe you are cheating and rubbing it on her face like it's your birthright to cheat and you expect her to rob your head afterwards and worship the ground you walk on as an African man that you are. But if non of the above or other awful things, then you should put her in prayers, fast and comit her into God's hands so she would change to the lovely and kindhearted woman that you desire.

You see why it's stupid to take relationship advice from a banny ba?

Okoyeebo:
This is the type of nonsense that comes up when someone comes from Igboland into Lagos and lands at Jibowu.

Better look at your gala carton before they steal all your gala away.

Omo see finishing...This is what i call FATALITY.

Anyways ,if your gala still remain share am give everybody wey comment for this thread. No worry i go pay you so dat you go go rest for house.

madscientist88:
young man let me advice you, let me tell you an honest truth most bitter and jealous people wont tell you,

first thing to know is anyone who would ask you to leave your parents house to rent a space when you are not ready or when you have not built your own house doesn't wish you well and doesn't want your progress,

we have many wealthy people who are single yet still live with their parents and no one is forcing them out,you can use google on that,

dont ever keep a woman under your roof when you are still struggling, its not a a wise decision regardless of your commitment to her,the common adage is that staying in your own rented apartment would push you to contantly be on your feet to be responsible for yourself,

but the question is what if you stayed home gather all that money you used in paying rent to buy a land and start your own building?

most people who want you out of your comfort zone when you are not ready dont wish you well,they just want you to succumb to their so called definition of "living a life",

as a result of this kind of decision,i have seen men who left 15-20 years ago now back in their parents house,even though most of their parents are dead,

the point here is,40 years from now nothing any friend, family members or neighbors say would matter when you are struggling alone,

your life takes a different turn as everyone is busy trying to survive,at some point were you live doesn't even matter, because all you need is just a roof over your head.

save your money while in your parents house,make your investments,when they yield you can move on,find a woman and settle down, don't repeat same mistakes as our own seniors did,in today's economy you can hardly build a house when you are paying rent,

a word is enough for the wise.

Bro i disgree with most of what you said up there.

So you believe one has to remain in his parent house before he can build his own house?

As long as you plan to grow you must constantly step out of your comfort zone. There's no two ways about that.

Although,i know folks who are millionaires but still live with their parents and also other rich peeps that live in their own mansion.

But we still can't ignore the fact that leaving your parent house is a major change in comfort zone and serve as a strong motivation to take your life serious.

- Badmashii -

Prec1ous:
When I learnt in life that some experience will not come your way if you learn from other people's story, my life quality improved.

You my friend, is currently in a very parasitic relationship. You are the host and she is a leach. But she is almost done with you, damn I can see your grave in front already.

Thank God you have learnt that there is nothing like independent woman, she has not just found her own fool or someone rich enough to chest her bills.

Then to those fools who think men who pay for sex on the spot are idiots, this is what they are avoiding. You think because you use relationship to hold her, the sex is free. You will pay compound interest.

Now here is what you will do...

- You are not in love and she doesn't love you. You are currently an end to a means. You know, like a ladder to get to an height before she monkey branch to another ladder.

- Pull the bandage. Tell her enough is enough. You will lose your access to pussy but I tell you your sanity is better than that momentarily ecstasy you feel.

- Count your loss now. Send her away or leave. Yes, I said it leave and go to your mother's place if you are too weak to discharge her. Leave everything.

- Your life Is stagnant but you will know how deep you are gone when she start acting up or leave you.

- Don't talk to her, never negotiate with a terrorist because she will just put breast in your mouth again and feed you the milk of idiocy again.

- Move your shop or sell everything because you cannot function business wise around her.

- All my advice may seem drastic and that is because your disease is likened to a gangrene. Cut it off or it will spread and kill you.

Don't ever forget the below...

Everybody wants to use you. So use your head or someone will dump their load on you.

Cheers!

Bros you too much abeg. See wisdom chaii! Omo nairaland na another institution on it own. So many things to learn.

This is why i believe experience is the WORST teacher.

"Everybody want to use you" that's the reality of life so better use your head.

AuthorMan:
Thats the truth.
I was with some Ibo guys and they were talking bad about a certain part of Iboland. Mbaise people.

I tire for these guys

I swear to God.

Anambra boys go dey diss ebonyi or aba people. Imo girls go dey carry shoulder for enugu girls, Like what the Bleep are they not all ibos?

ipobcannibals:
Igbos are the most tribalistic people in Nigeria….I pray the rest of Nigeria just kick them out and let the have their bia.fraud

Bro ibos are tribalistic among themselves.

EreluRoz:
Sis you did stylishly. Let your next post be about single dad

Bro are you gay? Why are you calling a hairy balls person like you sis?

Ensa777:
Chi Amaka
Igbo Amaka

Calm down. Nigeria amaka nahim u suppose talk

pretydiva:
Mr know it all, pls swerve to the left<<<<<

Mrs not know at all, go and sit down.

arantess:
E say na 100 kilometers race , as if you can run 100km yourself....

bros na mistake o. I meant to say 100m.
100km na die o