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Romance / Re: Is She Indirectly Telling Me She Is Not Interested Or What? Urgent Advice Needed by balaclava: 11:51am On May 22, 2017
Beta Male traits all over u.

A girl you've not met
Did not pick ur call
Did not call back on seeing ur missed call
Asked u for money
Going on and off
Acting childish.....
And u still av time to b dilly dallying with her.

Learn "game". Become an Alpha male.

A girl don't pick call nor called back after three attempts. Don't u have something to do? Forget about her!
A girl asked u for money before d relationship starts. Are u a maga? Forget about her!
A girl going on and off, who has such time? Forget about her!
A girl acting childish, are your her parent? Forget about her!

She won't forget about u, and will eventually see this alpha male traits and come around, and even if she doesn't come around, you would av made a difference in comparison to other beta males frolicking around her.

You asked 4 a serious advise.
This is my very serious adivise: Be an Alpha male. No time
Politics / Re: PHOTO Of IPOB Supreme Leader Nnamdi Kanu Moving With His Hefty Bodyguards by balaclava: 2:35pm On May 21, 2017
Was expecting something like dz (Mayweather and bodyguards). U dissapointed me.

Politics / Re: Ahmed Indimi And Zahra Buhari Seen Using One Of The Presidential Plane! (photo) by balaclava: 12:04pm On May 09, 2017
Question: Summarise the picture above.

Answer: Due to the Presidents state of health, the President's daughter had to represent him at a function he was invited to as the president. The husband had to follow her. He is a good husband and a good presidential in-law. They went with the Presidential balloon. grin
What is wrong there tongue

Score: 100/100
Education / Re: Huge Python Living In Ceiling, Roasted In FCT College Of Education Fire Incident by balaclava: 10:29am On May 05, 2017
AdoraAmadi:
Though a lot was lost in the fire outbreak, but this has left everyone in 'thankful mood', as some alleged that being bitten by the python would have led to a greater loss.

Pythons bite ain't causing no loss Mahn, it's not venomous I will only prickle like pins. A loss may come if it wraps itself around an individual anyway.

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Romance / Re: A Guy Who Truly Loves A Girl Wrote This To Her When She Started Acting Strangely by balaclava: 2:09pm On Mar 05, 2017
Op ....
This kind of msg does not only drives a woman farther away but it's a total disrespect to manhood. Chaiii...u don f**k up!

From this write up... u can vividly point out reasons to dump this girl b4 she does same- cos she is not only on d verge of dumping u but also using u until she is ready.

It amazes me dt u r not only putting up with the mess but also begging for more.
Something must b wrong with u.

Your love is obviously blind at d moment but it will b healed soon...Don't commit suicide when it does anyway.

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Education / Re: Fulani And His Herding Cattles Traversing AAU In Edo In Rare Orderliness-photos by balaclava: 9:27am On Mar 01, 2017
What did u expect?
Didn't u see that sign post in d last picture.
CHAPEL OF THE GOOD SHEPHERD.
smiley
Education / Re: See Types Of Tears As Viewed Under The Microscope by balaclava: 9:24am On Mar 01, 2017
Was looking for tears from beating.
Popsy beat us tire back then.
I wan relate with how my tears dey feel with beating

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Phones / Re: Glo Unveils 1GB For N200 by balaclava: 8:31pm On Feb 24, 2017
Ifesinachi22:
Pls what is the activation code for the 9th plans pls.
Airtel,
MTN,
Glo

Airtel- Migrate to Smart trybe by dialing *312#.
Then dial *312# again to select either 25 for 500mb or 200 for 1.5gb. Duration 12am-5am

MTN- Migrate to Pulse by dialing *406#.
Then send Night to 131. Cost #25 for 500mb. Duration 12am-4am

Glo- Check OPs post.

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Celebrities / Re: Domestic Staff Reveals Cause Of Tonto Dikeh's Marriage Crisis, Husband Relocates by balaclava: 1:14pm On Jan 21, 2017
Tonto Kim Kardashian Dike in d making.
She is only in for the fame and d money.

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Romance / Re: See What He Did To His Gf Forming Celibacy!!! by balaclava: 11:34am On Jan 14, 2017
darbeelicous:
[i,]
But for now, the thunder that will fire this op is still doing presss up![/i]

Onukube1:

All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

Onukube1:

Yea,a girl who can never have anything to do with a dirty glutton like you boy

Why una dey tk dz matter personal... una b victims?

Nothing serious na .... it evens them out. U do me, I do u.
Thunder no fit fire d guy leave d gal for this matter.

By d way who man epp? Na money b koko.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: U-connect Is Recruiting Call Centre Agents by balaclava: 7:29pm On Jan 11, 2017
queenex:
To waste transport nowadays is not easy o

smiley
Confirm!
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Governor Ambode, Wizkid, 2face & Other Celebrities At Olamide's #OLIC 3 by balaclava: 10:54am On Dec 27, 2016
osaslord500:
2baba looking younger that wizkid,.

Lie Mohammed
Romance / Re: Funny Picture That Shows People Reactions About Ultimate Cycler by balaclava: 10:26pm On Dec 07, 2016
JLopez:
my broda, Ayam among d okanjua'S that joined ultimate cycler ooo.. Imagine, put 12500 get 50k grin me sef

Ehen pls I need advice;
So the person I reg unda sent me bck my money 'Abeke I transferred bck ur money to u, u can give m bck wen u get ur first pay' she's my frnd tho
The first person to pay to me too is my frnd Ola. But I I did not confirm her payment before the site went on long brk. Lol meaning I now have two 12500 wit me undecided grin

Biko who Shuld I return money to? My frnd that borrowd me 12500 or the person that paid to me? undecided

Should I just return Ola (my payer) money, and cancel my account? U knw av gotten my money bck, then I wunt pay my frnd again cos seriously Ayam tayad of all d ultimate circler wahala. Even MMM sef I no do undecided

Or I Shuld pay my frnd bck her money and lie to ola dat ayaf confirm her payment and continue wit the yeye ultimate cycler?

If u ask me, na who I go ask?

Wish I can touch ur body... to check ur temperature
Romance / Re: Woman With 2 Husbands Explains How She Enjoys Sex With Them [PHOTO] by balaclava: 8:07am On Dec 03, 2016
D woman also passed a msg with her polo shirt.
'Team'
Them na Team
Career / Re: Resigned After 2 Days, See Why by balaclava: 7:32am On Dec 03, 2016
ISON BPO

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Romance / Re: HELP! Save Me From This Olosho Babe O! by balaclava: 8:38am On Dec 02, 2016
fluxmind:
Hi Nairaland!
Most importantly, I'm at a place where I don't see people as people anymore. I don't like people, I don't trust em. I'm pretty much a loner & cool with it. If people don't want to rock with me for whatever reason then fucck em!

I like dz part ,I'm also at this place but it contradict ur whole storyline. People at this point don't care about what a girl will think or how to discharge a girl more or less an olosho.

They don't bring such issues to Nairaland, they don't care about people's opinion. They just don't give a fuccck. They just do what they like how they like it.

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Phones / Re: Telcos Kick Against Ncc’s Suspension Of Data Tariff Hike by balaclava: 8:22am On Dec 02, 2016
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Education / Re: 7 Most Used Words by Nigerians in 2016 by balaclava: 8:13am On Dec 02, 2016
'yels'
Jenifa's diary.
Phones / Re: Aborted Tariff Hike: Expect Poor Data Services, Telecom Operators Tell Consumers by balaclava: 7:52am On Dec 02, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Too Much Skin? Checkout Eva Alordiah's Outfit To An Event by balaclava: 3:20pm On Nov 28, 2016
Jarizod:
Nice laps..na only bress and yansh she no get

...but she sabi rap
And she fit use rap wrap u up like her wrap outfit
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Going Crazy!!!.... Please Help... by balaclava: 5:51am On Nov 20, 2016
ExAngel007:
Why go tru his messages? that is not a nice thing to do girlfriend. No matter what, guys will always play games

Yes we will always play games...

Nairabet, PlayStation, Xbox and ....Aja 4

cheesy
Politics / Re: Shocking!!! See The 7 Years Old Boy Burnt To Death For Stealing Garri? by balaclava: 9:21am On Nov 18, 2016
sod09:
ode foolish blogger looking for traffic
does dis look like a 7 year old
get a life

Sounded like u participated in this wickedness...

Wether it's 7 or 70, fire is fire...

I don't know ur age and as much as I hate ur response I will never wish dz 4 u.

Kip it up..
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Date A Single Mother? by balaclava: 11:45am On Nov 10, 2016
Yes... if I'm also a single dad. It's balanced

No... if I'm not. It's not balanced. A lot of ISSUES come with such relationship... worse if it end in marriage. You won't know until u r in it.

There r also so many good girls without offspring out there. Save urself the troubles of one. Let her marry d kids dad.

An Exception is if d dad is dead.
Romance / Re: My GF Just Called Me Her Friend Before Her Male Friend by balaclava: 5:32am On Nov 08, 2016
What r u before...
Are u not her friend?

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Politics / Re: Abu Ali Actually Died in the Hands of Boko Haram... Fresh Details Emerge by balaclava: 7:46am On Nov 07, 2016
Jokerman:
Why cant Buhari buy more weapons for these guys....??

Because Dasuki av shared the lion part of d money...
Education / Re: caution to what Happening Between OAU And UNILORIN by balaclava: 7:14am On Oct 27, 2016
habby51:



now I can see am replying a fool.
U need to see TB Joshua.

Fool or no fool
Tb or no Tb
I can c e pain u well well pass as I plan am
Graduate of 5 year, Ur story touches the heart
U really need work

Celebrities / Re: Pretty Lady Turns Army Uniform Into Sexy Dress (photos) by balaclava: 10:16am On Oct 26, 2016
After sleeping over at the soldiers house to do what she knows best.
It was given to her for this shot by same soldier who will display aggression should another lady wear same else.
Education / Re: caution to what Happening Between OAU And UNILORIN by balaclava: 12:49pm On Oct 25, 2016
habby51:



With my daily income, i'll feed you and your entire generation.
Bastard!!!

Ehehehehe
E pain u sha
Motive achieved
Education / Re: caution to what Happening Between OAU And UNILORIN by balaclava: 11:31am On Oct 24, 2016
habby51:


If you are not a fool, you won't have insult me.
for your information am not a student, have graduated now more than 5years ago.

You av graduated 5 yrs ago and u opened a thread like this?

Is it that you dont have "work"
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Asked Me "What Kind Of Charm Did I Use On Him?" by balaclava: 6:41pm On Oct 17, 2016
sinaj:
You still dey do boyfriend ni



Sorry

O boy... see levels

No b here o

Dz one na senior

grin

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