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PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan: My Mother Owns Money In The Slush Funds Accounts by balaclava: 9:18am On Sep 24, 2016
This shouldn't be a surprise nah

"All Nigerian leaders r financially corrupt
Buhari & his wife, Jonathan & his wife, Senators & their wives.. Governors & LGA officials inclusive. Don't b goofed.

Nobody is exempted in d national cake 'they r sharing'(in Patience Jonathan's voice)

The degree of d corruption and d share they get directly or indirectly is what varies.
PhonesRe: How To Get 4GB Data For N1000 And Get 5000 Free Credit On Airtel by balaclava:
This is not stale but rotten and trodden upon.

The plan u r talking about is called "welcome to airtel" and it is no longer as described above. it has been changed to a new one which gives 6* bonus but adds ur main recharge to the bonus which can only b used for calls, paygo internet and SMS- it can't be used for subscribing to any other thing and the charges are higher than the former WTC, N.York.

Your post also amount to misinformation cos people might actually go and buy a SIM similar to the one I just threw away i.e welcome to airtel SIM.

You can get a better offer if they will sell u a 'smart connect' SIM which give u the bonus in form of airtime for calls to all network, airtime for paygo internet and still retains ur main recharge which can be used for any subscription. The bonuses r valid for 7days.

You will see 'smart connect' clearly written on d SIM pack... if not don't buy, if u do then u just bought a 'welcome to airtel' SIM.
RomanceRe: How 5 Ladies Gang-raped Me. Should I Repport? (sexy Pic) by balaclava: 5:10pm On Sep 15, 2016
Guy .. na u lie pass

With the position of the sunroof

U r seating in d passenger seat mehn...

U r a scrub- the type TLC don't want.

....I don't want no scrub .... seating in d passenger side of his best friends ride tryna holla at me
PoliticsRe: How Can A Minister Say This? (pics) by balaclava: 5:02pm On Sep 15, 2016
Clueless.....
why hasn't garri increased in the same pace ?
People eat/drink garri mehn...
Nigeria don suffer mehn.
PhonesRe: God Will Continue To Bless Airtel Nigeria by balaclava: 10:51pm On Aug 24, 2016
Confirm...

Best data speed n connectivity- in my location
Best data n call bonuses on welcome to Airtel, smart connect 2.0 and Data privilege 6gb @ 1.k5 for all devices

... this is just few amongst others

Airtel... setting d pace
PhonesRe: I Got This Message From MTN " You Have Been Credited With 1.5gb.load N1000 ..... by balaclava: 9:41am On Jul 11, 2016
greenhulk:
It is self explanatory. U have free 1.5gb but u have to load 1,000, then dial *131*106# which is the code for 1.5gb for N1,000. After that u will get 1.5gb plus ur free 1.5gb making a total of 3gb for just N1,000.
You are very on point!
Exaclty how it works
RomanceRe: A Guy Dat Approaches U Like Dis Is Abt To Waste Ur Tym..ladies,yes Or No? by balaclava: 6:07pm On May 19, 2016
All i c is a young and handsome Cuba Gooding Jnr
PhonesRe: What You Need To Know About: Gprs, Edge, 3g, Hsdpa, Hspa+ And 4g (LTE). by balaclava: 12:06pm On Apr 25, 2016
Wow

Great information

Sent into my inbox

Appreciate

I.T
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Steps Out In A Cool Combo Outfit But Still Got It Wrong by balaclava: 10:50pm On Apr 02, 2016
Henycymama:
Belt should have been brown againhuh Wic kind baby dressing b that?? for heaven's sake, he has the shirt, shoe and bag that's brown, putting on brown belt won't be necessary, derez nothing wrong with his dress combo ds tym.
My perspective sha
U r right my dear... but it's d SHOE n d BELT dt MUST be of same color when shirt is tucked in...
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Steps Out In A Cool Combo Outfit But Still Got It Wrong by balaclava: 8:09am On Apr 02, 2016
Ezedon:
how did he get it wrong
Belt should av been brown. But this is way better than the past.
PoliticsRe: How Tinubu And Buhari's SGF Met With CCT Judge At Midnight To Perfect Saraki's F by balaclava: 6:43am On Mar 28, 2016
So somebody cannot just visit another person again? Na wa o
PoliticsRe: BREAKING! Yoruba Youths Protest, Demand Nigeria Breakup As Hausas Attack More Yo by balaclava: 5:26pm On Mar 05, 2016
People dey worry o...

This is not a yoruba case mehn,
Hausa recognises only hausa,
if u r an igbo in Lagos, you are also a gonner in d hands of this almajiris like any yoruba.

They'll 4 sure slaughter u(igbo) as they would a yoruba. So stop dz yoruba/igbo diversification u r tryin to trend. Hausas don't know u r different. They despise igbos more.. read history. It's possible they even think they are harming you not knowing it's yorubas.

#GetInformed
Christianity EtcRe: Many Lies Of Redeem's Adeboye For 2016 by balaclava: 11:13am On Jan 06, 2016
OP,

After carefully reading ur post, I realize only the careless will buy into this ur defacing attempt against E.A Adeboye.

U also seem to lack salt in the field of criticism which u posit a pose. Cos all u wrote to criticise opened ur lack of self thought and strength in dz field.

U also seem to lack understanding of simple prophetic statements and their purpose.

All I read was that you only saw an opportunity to castigate EA Adeboye for reasons best known to u and u jumped @ it with naivety.

Let's get ur points addressed:

1. On news STD: A new STD was discovered last year, good, are u that stale to know that a new one can b discovered again this year?
What r u even saying on dz point? Learn Discovery.

2. On Natural disasters: He's said (from the picture u posted); Natural Disasters... "are LIKELY to get PROGRESSIVELY worse". Don't u understand the word "Progressively" If u don't, it means it is already happening, but might get worse. Learn English.

3. On a Major war: U made conclusions that he is referring to Russia/West vs ISIS/Ukraine. Did he tell u that? Or r u prophesying that's what he meant?. If u r streamlined to this myopic small group as the War he's speaking of then u don't know what is going on in International politics/religion and war. Something like a World War is in progress. Learn politics.

Finally
1. Prophecies are known in parts only God has full details.
2. Prophecies can also b changed by prayers. So if none of this happens in d long run u should av an understanding.
3. Prophecies are not said to make u fear, it's to make u pray for the good and against the bad.

Learn good criticism.
RomanceRe: 10 Signs To Know If A Woman Is Deeply In Love With You by balaclava: 2:52am On Sep 10, 2015
This na confirm
PoliticsRe: I Wish GEJ Runs For Presidency Come 2019 by balaclava: 10:18am On Aug 27, 2015
God Forbid GEJ.

Petrol now sells #86/87
GEJ couldn't get it done in his reign
It still surprises me.

God forbid GEJ.
CareerThis is Really Getting Annoying(Get a girlfriend)... PIC Uploaded by balaclava(op): 5:38am On Aug 10, 2015
Imagine waking up searching for job on the net and each page u open u see something similar to d picture below, how does it relate with d job advertised?

Person dey look 4 job, person wan download gospel song, person wan make money or buy online, na so so girlfriend or intimacy related advert u go dey see.

Go religious website... similar thing go pop up.

It's really annoying 4 a job seeker this early morning.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I've Been Told Twice To Relocate By Clerics by balaclava: 8:58pm On May 27, 2015
Humnnnn...

You did not state exactly why u were advised to relocate, but if it's what i'm thinking which is probably activities of spiritual forces of delay and hindrance which may be a product of witchcraft or curses, voodoo or blackmagic in ur polygamous house. If that's d case, then I have to ask what's your own personal spiritual standing? are u spiritually upright?

If so, good, moooooove fast... it will make the battle easier to win, God being by ur side, but if not u don't need to move it will make the battle more difficult cos it will add Physical, emotional and financial burdens to ur current spiritual predicaments cos God is not by ur side.

It may interest u to know that activities of Spiritual forces are not geographical constrained. Run from Japan to Nigeria, they are already waiting 4 u. Run from India to Nigeria the curse will not break. But with God nothing shall be impossible
EducationRe: 1999 CULT ATTACK ON OAU - What Really Happened!!! by balaclava:
Follow up on the TRUTH by then SUG President; Lanre Legacy(That man is THE MAN) thru this links.
Watch;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtoexcWJXbk
Download; http://ssyoutube.com/watch?v=jtoexcWJXbk

All Past/Current/Future SUG Executives in all schools should watch/download, Student should also do same. You won't regret using your data. Believe me.

Painful thing is Omole was made Chairman for Governing Council of an Institution in 2013. Not sure if it's till date. See link below
https://m.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=56036619922&story_fbid=10151658762979923

This case is not closed!
Christianity EtcRe: I Wonder If These Are Found In Quran by balaclava: 11:24am On Apr 24, 2015
eshbeewanna:
Oga your bible says Come let us reason together.The moment you pple know u can't win an arguement u resort to spirituality and u leave sound resoning.
Some1 with a mind of Christ don't argue, we explain and that's when we see a good reason for such... I c none @ d moment.

2 Tim 2:16
But avoid irreverent babble, for it will lead people into more and more ungodliness,

Titu 3:9
But avoid foolish controversies, genealogies, dissensions, and quarrels about the law, for they are unprofitable and worthless.

2 Tim 2:23-25
Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth.

... like I said earlier, u cannot understand.
Christianity EtcRe: I Wonder If These Are Found In Quran by balaclava: 10:59am On Apr 24, 2015
smallrincowis16, eshbeewanna, stonemind, babane442 u cannot understand no matter d explanations given to u. If we start from now till tomorrow, u still will not grasp.

1 Corinthians 2: 14-16
14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

Understanding this subjects will only come from a mind of Christ which obviously u don't have. Therefore no need for exposition Cos u just won't get it.

I pray your eyes be opened soon.
PhonesRe: The Shocking Experience I Had Today. by balaclava: 9:39pm On Apr 13, 2015
Obinnau:
you dialled an international number
I'm impressed,
U r a fast n smart thinker,
it's definitely an international call.
I'll b delighted 2 borrow ur brain n mind for a week.
PoliticsRe: Photo:- Fayose Weeps, Calls Jonathan ‘that silly President’? by balaclava: 2:37pm On Apr 11, 2015
Frustrations
It's Pathetic.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba's Monster Truck: Photo by balaclava: 4:28pm On Apr 10, 2015
frankezi:
mehhhhhhn if u actually viewed this page and your comment don't end with plenty exclamation marks u are a certified hater. cheeeeeiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked in Igbo language lekwa ugbor!!!!!!!!!!! . God help me biko
U did nt finish it well;
God help me biko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba's Monster Truck: Photo by balaclava: 4:26pm On Apr 10, 2015
Dio1:
Nigerians and their penchant for trying to give lessons , that white Toyota is a small car , it's not big .
Dem hold u make u no do ur own lesson?
Shebi d car is small not big, start your own lesson from there na.
Abi which 1 b ur own na?
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba's Monster Truck: Photo by balaclava: 8:27am On Apr 10, 2015
Look @ how SMALL that "big" white car became jst because it's parked side by side with that truck.

Lesson: don't ever look down on others, there's something out there way bigger than you. you'v jst not been placed side by side with it.
RomanceRe: She Just Fixed A Sex Time Table by balaclava: 9:10am On Apr 08, 2015
fhranciz:
Hi there fellow NL,

I could not help but laugh as I have been thinking of what my girlfriend just told me.
Well she just got a new job, which onw keeps her occupied, so she just told me that we would only have sex once in two weeks. I tot in my head r u the only girl who just got a job, although I didn't say anything but laugh it out.

So fellow NL what would ur reaction be if ur girlfriend or wife fixes a timetable for sex, and ladies can you fix a time table for sex for ur man.
Dude relax.
Evry dogs gat his own day.
Your time dey come...
And when it comes na 1nce in 1 month.
I doubt you'll b able to comport sha.

BTW, I DESPISE how we make it look like females are helping males when they both have sex. Dts what a sex time table implies.

Like they are doing males some good, when Infact u both are enjoying d act.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Miracle Job Without Connection by balaclava: 8:56am On Apr 08, 2015
Congratulations.
Even if it was via connections, it is still God's hand work. No man can receive a thing except it be given from above. Connections r merely instruments in God's hand.
The person(s) that finally selected you were/was your connection.
Congratulations, I say again.
And to all seekers, Your connection are awakened to action IJN.
PoliticsRe: 700 Million Dollars Raw Cash Found In Petroleum Ministers House by balaclava: 8:46am On Apr 08, 2015
Wether it's 700 milii, 70 milli or 7 milli, something foul oozes from her cupoard like skeletons from d dead, she must definitely be invited for questioning and probably not allowed to go back home.
This is the 1st test for GMB's "anti-thiefing" poise. I'll b glad to watch her prosecution like people monitoring the elections for the final results.
PoliticsRe: Oil Minister Double Standards: Photos Of Son's Private Jet Lifestyle - by balaclava: 1:01pm On Apr 05, 2015
This woman deziani abi na wetin b her name sef. She's 100% questionable.
If them no ask anybody question, no b dz woman, Dem must query her. Dem say na 4 her hand millions of oil money disappear...

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